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ITT Last Time You Had Sex
>how long ago
>rating of female/male
>where did you cum
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>>688801116
ill go first

>4 days ago
>my gf, id say 7/10
>on her face, shes korean and dont like it in her mouth... bummer
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>6 days
>8/10 cutie vegan with 34dds
>inside her
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>1 and 1/2 months ago
>7.9/10
>in the pussy
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>>688801116
>3 months ago
>5/10 land whale (I'm not particularly desirable either so beggars can't be choosers)
>In the condom
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>>688801116
>2 weeks ago
>my gf, 4/10
>inside her pussy, in condom
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Black Friday last year.
Best sex i ever had
Came inside. Kind of risky cuz it was a one night stand but im clean and she didnt get preggo
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>>688801444
how can u um with a condom? i can barely cum unless im in the pussy or gettin head
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>>688801505
because i'm not circumised you jewish bastard
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Monday, doing her again tonight.
Cute little slam pig. Training her to do anything I want. She's very into being submissive. Tosses salad like a pro.

Only ever fuck her arse or mouth, Same for where I cum except for one time I glazed those big dirty pillows.
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>7 months ago
>5/10 . Eh. thats it. Eh.
>Filled that cunt up.

worst sex i ever had
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>>688801116
>2hrs ago
>some hot dudes right hand
>in my tissue
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>Two days ago
>Girlfriend, a solid 8/10
>On her back after fucking her in the ass
Why I didn't just cum inside her, I don't know. It's a kink of hers to have me cum on her rather than in her.
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>>688801654
your argument is fucking retarded
>be me
>circumcised when born
>my dick cums in 2 pumps regardless
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4 weeks
low 7s
didnt cum
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sunday
4/10... its the girlfriend
inside a condom while inside her
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>>688801116
> 18yo virgin
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>>688801850
circumised dicks are less sensitive and this is scientifical fact. You will never know a feel of women chewing your skin and sending you to heaven with this.
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>>688802014
>>688801691
>>688801444
>are they all land whales?
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>>688802014
Why do you guys have so low ratings for your gf?
3day ago, with a coworker 7.5 10/10 sex though.
inside a condom
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>>688802014
whoops. she's not a landwhale. I was rating the sex. shes a 7.5/10
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>6weeks ago
>6/10 Thick girl I work with
>creampied that pussy just leaving them nuts hanging out and watched her stick her fingers in there get it out and lick it all up
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>>688802142
Yes. She would be easily 6 - 8 / 10, if she would lost her weight. She is trying but this is taking so long...
But hey, pussy is a pussy.
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>3 weeks ago
>be me
>19
>living in low rent apartment with roommates
>one roommate is female
>flirts with both of us all the time
>diamonds thinking about it
>one night all 3 of us go out to a party
>i dont have much money so i dont drink too much
>while she was sleeping snuck in room
>quiet tip toe
>go up to her bedroom she had been drinking so she's passed out cold
>on the bed fast asleep still dressed
>nudge her arms and legs to make sure she's really out
>she's blacked out
>no idea what's going on
>lift up her skirt
>just sneak a peak at that sweet meat
>getting hard so pull cock out
>see her green lacy panties
>see through
>instantly start fapping when I see her vagina
>start touching it to see if she feels
>she's unaware but she moans when I start rubbing it
>pull her panties to side

Cont?
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>>688802222
FBI ain't gonna bait this guy
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>6 months ago
>7/10
>On her pussy. Pulled out super late and some may have got in though.
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Halloween last year with my soon to be ex-wife. She's since moved out and haven't had opportunity for rebound with anyone.
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>>688801116
~3 months ago
9/10 twink dude, 18
idr either condom or his mouth
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>>688801116
>Valentine's day 2k15
>Love of my life
>In her mouth
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>>688801116
3 days
good
in pussy, no bc
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>>688801116
will be having sex in about 10 minutes if I can get coffin lid open
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>year and 3 months ago
>3/10 bar skank with 10/10 tits
>Inside her twice
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>yesterday
>10/10 (inb4 liar)
>inside
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>4 hours ago
>she has a 9/10 body, 7.5 face, 11/10 sex
>inside her vagina just like the last 100 times, we have never used a condom
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>>688802222
>>688802222
>>688802222
>>688802222
MUST BE TRUE LOOK AT DEM NUMBERS

>MODS
>MODS
>MODS
>MODS
>MODS
>MODS
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>>688801116
like 2 in a half years ago?
female erm 7/10
in her pussy. its the only place to rightfully cum.
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>>688801116
> last sunday.
> 8/10, 20-something y.o and a freak in bed.
> nutted inside.

got some kind of weekly regular thing going on with two girls, so did another one the day before. same rating, same result, but 19 y.o.
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>tuesday
>solid 7/10
>mouth/swallow

(she had 5 orgasms riding me)
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>>688801116
>5 minutes ago
>OPs mom. Then his dad.
>Came in her hair. Wiped my dick on her curtains.
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Exactly 4.5 hours ago
She HS age (I graduated a week ago, she's still a sophomore). Age difference is legal in our state. 8-9/10

Finished in her mouth of course.
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>>688801116
>4 days ago
>gf 8/10
>inside her
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>Last Sunday
>Girlfriend, 7/10
>In the vagoo
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yesterday
8/10
face
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>>688802222
ALL GLORIOUS QUADS AND TRIPS
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>>688802370
I'm listening, go on anon
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>>688802623
>she had 5 orgasms riding me
A. Liar
B. If true you suck at sex so she had to use you like an oversized dildo
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1 month ago cuz my gf found a better job and now lives in another city.
8.5/10 thick qt with big boobs, skinny stomach, fat thighs and cute face
inside her
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>>688801116
>how long ago
2 weeks
>rating of female/male
8.5/10
>where did you cum
on her face
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October 2014
5/10
Inside
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>2 years ago
> hot milf 8/10
>in her face
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>>688802518
i forgot to mention she is 15yo and my sister's best friend
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a week ago with my ex, She dumped me becuase she is a immature bitch.
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>>688801116
>today
>8/10 gf, 32DDD
>back and ass
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> 3 nights ago.
> Wife is riding me reverse cowgirl.
> MFW I realize her rolls fucking disgust me.
> Cum, not out of pleasure, but wanting it to end.
> Fuck my life.
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>>688801116
>approx 6 years ago i think
>she was a 6/10
>condom
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>>688803001
During her period, yes, she rides me like a dildo. We don't do multiple positions during her period.
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>1 year ago
>7/10
>Didn't
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>>688801116
>today
>8.5/10
>pussy, face, mouth, chest

>she is a nympho
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>>688801116
>>yesterday
>>my gf, 7-8/10
>>inside her pussy
it was in a public bathroom
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>>688803250
hahahaha awe that sucks
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>10 minutes ago
>fucked myself 10/10 would jerk off again
>in the hanky i guess?
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So many anons with 8/10gfs, where do they find the time to get on 4chan, wew lad
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>>688801116
>15/11/15
>7.5/10
>creampie
coincidentally it was all so the day i broke with my gf.
she was my gf
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>10 minutes ago
>fucked myself fag/10 would jerk off again
>in the hanky i guess?
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>>688801116
3 days ago, gf 8/10, came in condom in pussy
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>>688802222
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>>688803516

I got lucky and met her in high school before i got on the site. She's the stereotypical literature loving tea drinking character but damn is she kind :)
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>>688801116
>> 2-3 months
>> 3 out 10. big butt and short. shes 23 with a face like shes 40 - nothing in common. last time we fucked she had to go wipe her butt cause she left poo.
>>down her throat.
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>>688801116
>a month ago
>8/10
>her throat

Fuck she was hot but her personality stank and doing acid with her made me hate her
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this morning
7
her pussy
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>>688803516
I said 7, I rate her as that because I cum in her. I think she would be a 2/10 for other guys she has a stocky body..
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>>688801116
>8 months
>9/10
>on her ass.
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7 months
8/10 ex gf
Deep in pussy, no condom.
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>>688803140
So you forgot to mention that shes a child...
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>>688803529
>all so
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>3 weeks ago
>gf, 11/10 in my rating, prob 8/10 for you
>up her ass, 1st time anal for both of us
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>>688803769
so any girl that you cum in you gets an average rating? lol
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4 goddamn years

7/10

don't remember where i came. god i miss sex
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>2 weeks ago
>7/10 friend, maybe for the last time
>her face
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>>688803863
>
rofl
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Yesterday
My boyfriend
Inside me
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>>688803952
Yeah I would say so, only 2 women have let me.
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>>688803704
show a pic of her anon
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>>688802127
>scientifical
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>>688803857
no because she isnt a child.
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>>688801116
Never.
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>19 basically a virgin
>had really drunk sex once when I was 13
> don't remember anything really not even who she was
>only kissed 2 girls since fml
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>>688801116
3 months ago
9/10
in the condom while she was riding me

i never came in a girls face
guys you watch to much porn
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>>688804157
15 = child...
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>4 years ago ex-gf
>7/10
>Inside her

Ended up leaving her a few days later.
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>>688804066
gtfo
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>>688802127
I've been circumcised as an adult after some decent experience in fucking. I actually rate things for the better all in all. Didnt experience loss of sensitivity during sex almost at all.
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>>688801116
>Never
>N/A
>Didn't
I'm approaching wizardhood. I'm at apprentice level, 20 and never been laid.
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>>688804293
legal sex age in my country...
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>>688803609
looks legit to me.
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Over 1 year ago, lost my virginity to a fat chick as practice, she then ruined any chance I had with the chick I actually wanted to go out with via facebook.

Now I just work, sleep and kick myself in the ass over it occasionally.
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>>688803969
i kinda imagine you being kinda simmilar to pic related
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Like 5-6 years ago?
I'm almost 25, and probs when I was around 18-19.
Man that seems like ages. I dont know whether I should be depressed about it. Never really bothered me though.
What does /b/ think?
How does one hop back on the horse given I'd be pretty rusty.
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>>688803576
where is hanky? how do I hanky?
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>>688804248
Yeah cumming on the face aint that great, only if the girl is in a submissive position
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>>688802222
shit meme
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>>688803969
God damn, took me until almost the end of the thread to find someone similar to me.

>4.5 years
>6/10
>Inside her or in her mouth, only 2 she'd allow
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Last Sunday and Monday. Sunday was my 20 yo gf, she's pretty prudish, was a virgin until we started dating, so I came in the condom. Monday was my 46 yo married friend and I came in her mouth, actually it was the first time she swallowed. She was prudish too, no sex for the last 7 or 8 years... That is until she meet me.
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>>688804435
wanting an anwser as well... for a friend
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>>688804400
...is not 15
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>>688802370
inb4 meme
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>February
>I love her truly so shes a 10/10 to me, but shes married
>Her mouth
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>>688804435
I got laid at 14 and wouldn't get laid again till 21. The way I did it was leave to go to a festival and talked to a girl she put her number in my phone. A month later I was getting my dick wet no condom.
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>>688801116
ugh, its been about a month now.
shes a 6/10. good body, beat face. shes just an easy fuck i'd hit up after the bars if i was bored and out of options. i've since graduated college and moved back with my parents so no sex for a while. pretty big bummer. college was a goldmine. came on her back.
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>>688804626
it is. Check the Polish law. You can fuck since 15 but still watch porn since 18
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>>Yesterday, with my gf
>> 9/10 qt with 10/10 body. 5'2" with tiny waist and broad hips with 10/10 ass.
>>On her face
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>>688804435
Go to a bar or club with at least one friend. Hit on a girl, if it doesnt work its chill you'll prob never see em again. Also I work part time at a coffee shop, if your confident in yourself you can get girls. Takes time to rise your confidence.
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>>688804400
Im from Czech republic so her its legal too but to be fair...15yo its really a child...
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Yesterday
8.5/10
Her mouth
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>>688804293
>what is an adolescent
stay in school kiddo, even taco bell requires an 8th grade education

>>688804400
same here. most girls here are sexually active by 14-16
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>2 days go
>Solid 8/10, gf, asian
>in the condom
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>2 days ago, went to bed late and apparently i'd been keeping her awake with noise. She said she couldnt sleep and started playing with me.
>I took the hint and played with her pussy and clit for a couple mins then climbed on and fucked her till she came.
>After that she said wouldn't you like to use the other hole? I said "oh, if you want me to fuck your ass I want you to ask me."
>"please fuck my ass"
> I slide down and lick her asshole for a while then start pressing my cock into her ass. I can hear her breath stop as the pressure builds then the head pops in and she gasped. I slowly started moving in and out but shes not making much noise so I go a lot harder.
>now shes gasping and moaning and I blow in a couple minutes.
>I pull out and collapse. A few minutes later I get up take a piss and wash myself, you don't want to get a UTI and a bit of hygiene saves you from a shitload of discomfort.
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>two days ago
>my gf, 6.5/10, it was a quickie
>inside her
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>>688802278
Ugh fuck if this is true.
Hot
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>>688804819
here's a pic
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>>688803326
Damn, keep going. I love how 12 year olds behave online.
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>about a week ago
>9/10 she's adorable
>inside. She's pregnant anyway, so why not.
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>>688804893
gtfo

>5 months
>my ex, pic attached
>deep inside her
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Wednesday
8/10
On her ass
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>5 days ago
>6.5
>balls deep in the flesh
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>>688801116
3 years ago.
Friend 6/10
Didnt finish, vagina was enormous.
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>>688801116
3 months ago
ass was a 10, face was a 4
inside, condom
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>>688803152
or maybe because you're on 4chan
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>>688804609
What's your story anon?
For me I kinda got too busy studying then working then looking after my family / lifting weights / making money.
Ironically I had a lot of gay guys hit on me, even though I'm straight.
Just never really occurred to me until now, it's been ages. I dont know where the time went.

>>688804766
Noice. What kind of festival was it? Rave?

>>688804837
I could do pretty well if I tried.
I'm alright at talking to people and I'm pretty fit.
It just always seemed to be on the back burner as a priority in life. Never really missed it all that much. I dont even know lol.
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>>688802659
Is it bad for a Junior to go out wi th a freshmen?
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>4 years ago
>solid 3/10 slampiggy gf
>cummed in the toilet cause I couldn't finish

should I consider suicide?
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>>688801116
one month
9.5
didn't cum
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>>688804893
K
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>>688804827
Yeah I just realised that its even more hardcore in cze, 14 for fucking, 18 for watching porn...
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1 year and 8 months ago.
7.5/10
on her belly and tits
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>>688804355
whats the issue? you unattractive or just too beta or both? its really not that hard, especially at 20. go for 18 year olds, youre old(ish) to them. they like that
also checked.
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>about 10 days ago
>she's a 5/10
>didn't cum last time, the last time I came from sex must of been almost a month ago on her ass
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>>688804827
ok. poland ftw then.
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>>688801116
Last saturday night with gf (birthday sex)
Decent enough 7.5 out of ten
Came right in her pussy.

hadn't fapped all week either so i came fuckin buckets
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>>688805366
lol
Also, why I couldnt find a single non-asian cashier in a shop anywhere in Prague?
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>>688804609
Generally; testosterone levels.
otherwise it's use it or lose it.

Testosterone can be affected by diet, health in general, check out the book called engineering the alpha male for some ideas.
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>>688801116
Yesterday
8/10
In pussy then on feet the second time.
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Sure are a lot of /b/tards fucking 8/9/10s.
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>>688805304
there is no story, had a gf at a live in school i went to for a year but after we went home the long distance thing didnt pan out and i havent been with anyone ever since, plain, boring and fucking lonely
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>>688805633
Personal preference obviously
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>>688804405
get out there and meet girls if youre hungry for the poon, anon. go to a bar, get a few drinks in you to raise your confidence and strike up a conversation. if she's not about it, its no big deal. likely wont even ever see her again
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/b/ I need some advice
Is it weird for a Junior to have a relationship with a freshmen?
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>>688801116
>almost 10 years ago
>6/10
>Inside her
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>>688805085
You think I'm a kid and I made that up. That's funny, I wish I was 12 tho. That be pretty cool.
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>>688805633
Well a lot of suburban kids think their slightly chubby girl is pretty because they can't get any better.
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>>688805304
Get game to decent level (1 per month on back-burner)
then it's just about finding flirting and hanging with chicks enjoyable.

>>688805483
happy birhtday
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>>688804355
For what it's worth i lost my virginity at 21.
I'm now 25 and have had lots of sexual partners and i'm currently with a 9/10 gf.
Get a haircut and make sure you look presentable and start faking confidence which in turn will lead to success and real confidence.

Things can turn around, just don't adopt a shitty attitude, it won't help.
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2 days ago
my wife, 10/10 (my opinion)
in her vagina, prone bone.
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>>688802370
I've seen this meme
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>>688802397
Hey its been six months though, and unless she looks bigger then you dont really have to worry about if any cum got in her
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>>688805745
in highschool? meh not really. in college, definitely not weird. i was 23 when i graduated and i was banging a few freshman who were barely 18.
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Ok here goes.

10months ago now
7/10 cousin.
Inside

>Cousin is 16
>I am 17
>We both are virgins and complain.
>We should fix it. Everyone at school is making it sound like they have had sex aside from uncool kids.
> There's no way anyone will like sex with us if we both suck. And are uncool
>Her idea, decided to ask if she can try a blowjob on me
>Not sure what to say. Feels wrong to have this idea
>She insists.
>Felt too good. Try what we have seen on TV and heard about.
>Fuck
>Cum inside her in seconds.
>Freak out
>It's OK anon. Ill go clean it out and go to planned parenthood like girls at school.
>K.
>Month passes.
>She's pregnant
>Literally freaking out. I fake sick for a week. Pretend I can't walk and other dumb shit.
>I'm a wreck for months
>She is too.
>Cant abort. Parents are religious.
>Her belly grows, as does my paranoia.
>Today is the day.jpg
>I'm at school. Still we haven't told anyone.
>I'm scared of my redneck lanistor Tard baby.
>They are going to DNA test because she refuses to tell who father could be. Protecting me as best she can.
>Decide jig is up and mentally prepare to explain self to family and accept shame.
>Get a call.
>Baby is black.
>We're both white.
>So. Much. Relief.


TL;DR: I fucked my cousin, thought she was pregnant and was cucked. I'm always not sure how I feel about that. But overall I was in the clear, aside from mental scarring over he months.

Pic unrelated
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>>688805827
whoa, she has like spots and shit on her nose, wtf?!
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>>688805510
Hmmm idk...never noticed that but I have to admit we have a lot of vietnam imigrants and they usually have their own businesses insted going to factory or something like that...
For example I was in germany for start of the week and I was suprised how many asians are there...or maybe the variaty of ppl in general...
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>>688805932
A freshmen that is barely 18?
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>>688801116
>May 5th, 2014
>now ex gf, 7.5/10
>I didn't. I last too long and she ended up squirting while riding me, making her embarrassed and freak out, thus she was no longer in the mood.

Two days prior to that we doggy style fucked in her living room while her mom was in her home office down the hall. I came buckets, but she wanted me to pull out AND not get her clothes dirty, so I stuffed my cock back into my jeans. I was severely disappointed afterwards.
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>>688805304
Never go to clubs myself unless its for a friend oarty or something(went 4 times). When I go to bars its normally just to play pool also. But at work ( im a fit guy myself/20) Its pretty easy to get with a girl. Girls will hit on me sometimes but I normally reject since im at work. But Ive hooked up with two coworkers lately. Both are 17. Gonna try anal next week with one. Another coworker is interrested too but im pretty sure she'll catch feelings (16 hot af though). Another 19year old also wants to hook up but im not into her.
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>>688805633
only ever fucked one 10, but that's almost a year ago.

Stunningly hot, model, 19 years old, but full on stoner + tumblr chick (not feminazi kind, the wannabe weird ones).
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>>688801116
>14 months
>6/10 (now ex-)gf
>in pussy with condom
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>>688805974
u wot m8
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>>688806091
I remember that night. We were drinking corona.
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> 5 days ago
> ex gf, 6/10
> came in her.
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>>688804355
just go out there and have fun. look tidy: get a nice haircut and wear cloth that look decent. go find something you enjoy and if you have friends go out with them. if your computer gets fuckd, don't repair it for a month. and before you do big decisions, fap first.
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>>688805827what you said about confidence is super accurate. I've been sexually active since 13 on and off but i didn't really blossom until i was 21. I've about quadrupled my numbers in that time. i'm 23 now. just takes a few times before you get the hang of what girls look for. confidence really is key.
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>>688801116
3 weeks
6(10/10 tits thou)/10
belly and pussy
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>a month ago
>My gf
>In the toilet after sex, didnt cum

Life sucks man...
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>>688805304
Nah just one of those festivals where they shut down one street and have food trucks and entertainers and shops.
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>>688805434
>>688804355
What annon said, depending on where you live you can go with younger as well, its 16 where I live. Just dont date someone in Hs.
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>>688806206
Ya heard me! The spots & shit.. wouldn't bang.
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>>688805633
I've never fucked any girl below a 7.
Why would i fuck someone i'm not attracted to?

Also all 7+ women get hit on by most men, so it's not like it's harder to fuck a 9/10 than a 7/10 in my experience.
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>>688806070
in college, absolutely. A few of them turned 18 around halloween time. meaning they were 17 for the first month of class. shit's pretty cash
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>>688806123
I only managed to get one of those exact girls to sit on my lap, trust me my dick was hard as can be but she wasn't ready.
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>Yesterday
>My GF is pretty average. like 5-6/10
>Came inside, cause birth control n' shit

shit was cash
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5 days ago
6.5-7/10
in her mouth
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>>688806433
Oh alright I get you know my bad I was talking about highschool. Because friends give other friends shit for going out with younger girls especially 2 years younger. Should I keep it a secret if we do have a relationship?
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>>688805974
Fuckin kek they're called freckles anon. It's part of her skin, don't be a scared bitchboi
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>>688805963
Where did you get rid of the baby?
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>>688806414
freckles are top tier on cute girls you pleb.
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>>688806423
Our scales must be different because a 5 is still fuckable but 8/9 are rare as fuck and I've never given a 10/10.
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3 weeks ago
7.6/10 nigress
On Her Face

>on a park bench
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>>688806414
Absolut Insane
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After 6 posts I probably should add finally...

>11 hours ago
>my 25yo gf, I love her so Iam not objective but I would say that shes 6/10 body 7/10 face and 9/10 sex...
>she squirted on me so I got excited amd came on her belly...
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4 days ago
9/10
her ass no rubber
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>>688806597
maybe wait to tell people until you're a senior and shes a sophomore. that was never a big stink at my highschool. the sophomore class did happen to have a lot of cuties though, so a lot of seniors scooped up the good ones, myself included.
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>>688805434
Just fat and balding; the fat is my fault, the bald is my genetics I guess. I've never been afraid to tell people what I think about topics or of them if I have a problem. I'm just not proactive at looking for a girlfriend. I feel like I'm missing out on a part of life that should be there, I like girls, I just feel like I drive them away before I get a chance to even introduce myself. I wouldn't want to damn a woman with all of "This" anyway. I tell myself I'm gong to slim down, watch shows to do it but I never take the roll, it's my fault. Maybe one day I'll snap awake and get it done or some shit.
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>>688806414
how did the american curling team do that year?
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>>688805963
Thanks for the chuckle, /b/ro.
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>>688806414
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>22, virgin, social anxiety
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>>688806793
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>>688806850
Let's hypothetically say I would have to wait a year for her to be a sophmore what would happen then? Would I hypothetically have to wait a whole year to tell my friends and family I have a girlfriend 2 years below me in grades?
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february 2012

3/10 cunt loose enough for double fisting but nice tits

cum in her pussy after relentlessly pounding her trying to feel something

>after this ordeal i gave up on women and simply became an alcoholic instead
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>>688807029
Not really, just lonely
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>>688805827
Thanks anon, I appreciate the words of wisdom.
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7 hours ago,
7
right in the pussy
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>>688806855
quite meh. Canada won I think.
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>>688806851
already you're putting yourself down, which makes you way less attractive. I say take the plunge and try and shape up a bit. doesn't have to be anything crazy. i'm not in super amazing shape or anything and i have a good track record with girls. its mostly about confidence. whatever you need for yourself to boost you up, do it. if your hair bothers you, wear a cool hat (not a fedora pls god). but for real dont think you arent good enough, women can smell that from a mile away
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>>688801116
>several months ago
>my ex, 3/10
>in her pussy, condom
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>how long ago
Over a year ago
>rating of female/male
about a 6
>where did you cum
Inside of a condom
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>lastweek
>9/10 tightest pussy i have fucked 9/10 cus not prettiest face
>on her face
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>>688807029
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>>688806284
Thanks anon, I'm fat and bald, don't want to sugar coat it. I don't know if I can pull off a Vin Diesel with my weight but I'll try my best.
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>>688807248
well i guess canada is a safe assumption
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>>688801116

about a year
9/10
in her ass
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Early April 2016
I can have it anytime I want, but the sad thing is I havn't felt like it for months. Not that i can't get it up, I just have no desire
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>>688806851
Still hope anon ,just try and be confident as many said. If your confident/funny you'll still get the girls.
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>4 days ago
>5/10 nigger
>On her tits
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>>688801116
>3 days 6 hrs
>rated approx 150,000 out of 860,000,000
>I blew on my face
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>>688806772
Maybe. For me a 5/10 is average, and average isn't very good.

But then my mind is probably a bit warped because i go to a nice business university that has possibly the highest concentration of beautiful people i've ever seen.
In our class of 300 there are 2 overweight people and probably 50 girls i would categorize as 8/10 or over.
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>>68880708
i don't go to your school so i don't know the vibe there. there were juniors dating freshmen at my highschool and yea, they may get ripped on by their friends every once in a while, nobody really thought it was a scandal or anything. idk about your parents either. if you think theyd be cool with it, then just take the plunge, fuck it. whatever makes you happiest, anon
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>>688801116

>3 weeks ago.
>ex-gf, 7/10.
>pussy
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Monday night, milf in her 40s, 7/10, didn't cum bc condom
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>>688807081
shit, this
>>688807548
was for you
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>More than a year ago
>6/10 Female
>Inside of vagina
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>>688801116

>three or four weeks ago
>girlfriend, 9/10
>her face

fml. She's so fucking hot and awesome, but her sexual arousal is totally random and unpredictable.

inb4 rape. Thing is i could probably get her horny but why the fuck do i have to be the one taking the first step every fucking time? Sry, had to vent.
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>>688807260
Yeah this.
I know plenty of short or fat average guys who still get laid. Just be a nice confident guy and most things work out.
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>2hrs ago
>gf, 7/10
>inside

Maybe gonna bang her again pretty soon
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>>688806980
I'll fuck you
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Last weekend
10 in the dark
Inside vagoo
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3 days
9/10. -1 because she's half Mexican.
Came inside.
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>>688807655
Same shit happened to me, ended up cheating on her, handjob from one girl and had sex with a freak. I love her emotionally but the sex life aint that great.
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>>688807778
>10 in the dark
so, a 4 with the lights on?
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10 days ago, gf is away on vacation for a month
8/10
inside vagoo, on her ass, on her stomach, on hwe giant tits... last sex before vacation is pretty cash
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>right now
>my left hand, she gives a better grip for the specific dimensions of my cock 6/10
>tissue
>pic related, it's what I came to
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>>688807395
fat and bald. that is quite a challenge. Accept it, and you will feel great. Work out hard. really hard. people will laugh at you. but you shouldn't care.
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>never
>N/A
>toilet
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>>688807548
Alright thanks anon, I think I'll be good because there are a lot of seniors with sophmores at my school (usually jocks snatching all the good ones up).
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>>688807260
I appreciate it man, I wear a hat and have a small collection of hats I choose from to mix it up(just normal ball caps), keep my hair short and shaggy on the sides. I'd talked to some chicks and even if it is the hat it makes me feel more confident. I lost my hair pretty young so showing my bald to people and telling them I'm bald really hurts my self esteem. I know I could do it if I slimmed down, I just need to take that first push.
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>>688801116
>2 days ago
>Married woman - looks 8/10 personality 5/10
>In her pussy
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>>688801116

>2007
>female 6.5/10
>inside a condom

[not counting hookers since]
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>three days ago
>6/10
>Right up the pussy.
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