>>688799508

Felt it in SFV. Nice, gentle roller.

>>688799508
Fell off the edge of my bed from that one

>>688799508
i felt it

the end is finally here

I was lying here about to jack it when my house shook. Can confirm happened.

>>688799508
In Orange County, it woke me up so I went on 4chan to see if someone else posted about it. Was not disappointed.

Yep was eating some popcorn when it hit haha.
I hate earthquakes and my first instinct is to run outside

Long beach here

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>>688799508

>>688799508
760 Escondido
Was half aslee and that shit woke me up and scared the shit out of me. Adrenaline kicked in and can't sleep now

>>688799508
Felt it. Was very minor, though it did last awhile. Mid 3s at best.

>>688799839
OP here, was doing the exact same.. interrupted my good times lmao

>>688799508
Felt it in Rancho Cucamonga.
I was browsing 4Chan when it hit

619 reporting in
nothing but a less than 1 second shake

... I jumped out and yelled there was an earthquake. I feel so stupid now that I woke everyone up.

>>688799508
It was a small back and forth rock here in fontana

Just a warning those could be fore shocks not the actual big one

951 reporting, it was a small jolt

>>688799508
Oh. In all seriousness I thought it was me jacking it. Good to know it was just an earthquake.

>>688800879

hopefully the big one kills all the muslims.

>kek.

Felt it was playing overwatch -chair shuck

east coast fag here letting you all know I hope you all die and I hope california gets destroyed

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felt it real light but i knew what it was

>>688801098
sorry sucker i live in the red and im getting shore line property

>>688801142
Wrong county...

>>688801188
this is why we hope you die

>>688801098
made me kek

>>688801243
I know where i live fam san bernadino

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>be me
>I had taco bell for dinner
>tummy is having the rumblys
>run to bathroom for the shit equivalent of hurricane katrina
>ready to unleash my bowels on the southern united states
>as I let out the biggest fiery shit to date, the earth around me starts to shake
>whathaveidone.jpg
>start to scream as I thought i was responsible
>mfw I thought my fiery feces destroyed the earth as we know it
>mfw it was just the earthquake

>>688801336
My bad, buddy.

>>688801372
/thread

It happened near Irvine it was very small but my beds headboard caused noise

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>>688801300

felt in in sherman oaks as a slow roller for about 8 seconds. thought I was just dizzy but then saw the tv rocking back and forth a bit

562, as always when it happens while in bed my brain's instantly convinced it's a psycho intruder shaking my bed for kicks.

Slightly better than quakes when you're in the bathroom convinced you'll die on that damn toilet, though fuck that.

>>688800428
same here. in the 818

Working at petsmart with the dogs, fuckers didn't even give me a warning. Aren't they supposed to sense that shit?

Chino was rocking tonight. It seems like it lasted a good 10-15 seconds.

>>688799508
just a daily reminder. Odin hates shitty commieforina.

http://scedc.caltech.edu/recent/

Soon.

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Didn't feel shit in the AV, the fault line is close too. RIP me.

Felt in Santa Clarita for like 10 seconds very very minor

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My dogo jumped in my shorts

Yup felt it here in LA, was like "wait did my chair move or did i move the chair?" then it happened again was like yup earthquake

Borrego springs ca magnitude 3.2-3 I felt it hard af!

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Just some irritable bowel syndrome. Nothing to worry about.

live in Hollister 831 3 mi away from the fault....fucking sucks. big one comes and my house is in the magma

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>>688801372

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Felt it here in Fontana, not that strong though.

Tijuana felt it too, I don't get why everyone's losing their shit, it was so quick

Felt it in 310. Wasn't sure if it was an earthquake or just me losing my equilibrium.

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>>688801906
Same see u in hell

>>688801776
Biggest fear right there. Taking a shit and a huge earthquake happens. I'm not going to run out, im going to finish taking a shit then get up, wipe, and run lol. But While your in there taking a shit like your in a ship and being under attack like "Sir were under attack what do we do!?" "Fire back!" haa

>>688802018
sup local /b/ro

>>688801981
you got weed bro?

>>688799683
im in the sfv and i didnt feel shit

maybe being high fucked with this

Another one... Soon enough and it's gonna be big!

>>688802124
someone click this shit,see if it not bait

>>688801372
Dammit Ricardo

Probably an awkward scene at the movies right now for people watching the warcraft movie

>>688802207
U must be new

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>>688802207
No you click it fag lord.

>>688801474
>>688801558
>>688799683

sfv fags whats good

>>688802128
whaddup /b/ro

>>688802207
Sorry my iPhone won't download the page

>>688801902
Isn't 1 ass enough?

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>>688802124
>>688802207

>>688799508
Hopefully the "nig one" happeneds but does not fuking destroy my city. I just want to experience some danger I was on the shitter when it happned

los angeles 68th floor.

could feel

>>688800812
619 here too, sup dude. I didn't feel shit

>>688802294
>>688802351
>>688802417
>>688802439
i clicked it,virus

on the pier, shit nearly collapsed

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we should all gather together in wait for the next hit

>>688799508
El Cajonfag reporting in. Felt like a big truck passing by at first, then after a couple seconds it definitely wasn't that.

Even before the main shake it got intense enough for me to ditch my music in confusion.

Times like this I really don't like being in a 2-story apartment building.

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>>688802551

dodged a bullet there

>>688802629
Down

>>688802685
you're one stupid fuck man

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>>688800428
Who are you?

>>688799508
Felt it. Near Riverside. Weird since it happened after I was having onminous dreams about war and bombings happening near my neighborhood, but strangely enough lived in new york in the dream. Seeing the airplanes overhead, what may have been a demon or two or what was the human torch. Trying to sign on to play online (GG xrd, which I don't even own) but hearing people talk conspiracy theories and just trying to shut the windows to go to sleep.
A couple seconds after I opened my eyes my bed started shaking. For a minute or two. Made me think about preparing provisions for earthquakes though. I'm totally unprepared.

>>688802551
Do iPhones get affected by these things?

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>>688802782
Excuse me nigger could you repeat that in a northern accent

>>688802124
Sure brother password is like 5000 chars long

>>688799508
Should take care of the commies living there.

Oh wait, it's racist and intolerant to not accept earth tremors

>>688802794
source pl0x

>>688802845
i don't think so

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want to sleep but dont want to wake up to 11.0 earthquake

>>688802845
no this one not, its a js file (javascript)

>>688802845
No iPhones are super safe, you don't have to worry

>>688802912
>>688802794
Ignore that, found it.

>>688802156
Am not a degenerate

Felt the quake while taking a massive shit. Thought it was me getting dizzy from trying to push it out.

>>688802973
no not super save idiot, I can effect you, but not this one

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Why is everyone shitting at this time

>>688803088
Cause we're all shitters

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>>688802988
Its hot, right?

Kek all the people jacking it remind me of that screencap by a japanese poster about jacking it during an earthquake and the shaking making it feel like he was fucking the earth. Anyone have that?

>>688803088
Always shit before shit goes down

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>>688803137

>>688802845
The OS that iPhones run on are very good with viruses, which is why there's many restrictions which means having to jailbreak (essentially remove these protections) to modify your phone

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>>688800542

>Not jacking off during the earthquake
>Not being fucked by mother nature

>>688803156
Fuck yeah.
The idea of having the girl you're fucking listening to something else with covered eyes and tied hands while you fuck her is dope. Gotta try that.

Wow lad

>>688803159
i thought i had it but i guess not

still fucking hilarious

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its been a long time since we had a good one, we are way overdue for it.

id love for a good one and the power to go out for a week ore several weeks.

my fucking neighbors where shits about me being a prepper and a gun packing vet, id love to see them scared and clueless.

can confirm.
am dissapoint.

>>688802944
I'm always paranoid that every little tremor is a fore shock

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Quality post before sleep

was too high to even notice anything holy shit

>>688803414
I want a big one like in the 90s.

>>688803237
But what about androids?
Also 619 felt it here wasnt weak or that strong kinda mild, would've tried anyone running that's for sure. Strong enough to where I can feel the ground rise up underneath me.

The NWS said that it was a 5.2 near borrego springs

>>>>688803237
But what about androids?
Also 619 felt it here wasnt weak or that strong kinda mild, would've tried anyone running that's for sure. Strong enough to where I can feel the ground rise up underneath me.

The NWS said that it was a 5.2 near borrego springs

>>688803542
I know that they're more vunerable to viruses, but I'm not sure to which degree the viruses affects the phone and the system.

Might be fracking in yer state or shumntin, shucks

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>>688803391

>>688803770
thanks

Strange, my magnetic flux pulse meter is off the charts

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>>688803522
i lived through northridge.
everyone said my dad was a nut for having dry goods and solar/gen gear.
afterwards many wanted our help.
stupid idiots.

90's quake replays already!

>Le maymay arrows

>jacking off furiously and start to hear rumbles
>see cat run and cower across room, didnt notice chandelier moving a lil
>nut all over foam plate and await my destiny
>itshappening.jpg
>earthquake sucked ass from here and i came early so i lost on both accounts

>>688803088
Everyone was eating at Taco Bell

>>688803237
Fuck androids! If jail broken then will it affect my phone negatively

It's a shame it wasn't a huge earthquake that wiped your shitty state off the map

>>688802040
Wats good mah nigga.. santa monica?

>>688805736
go hang yourself edgy faggot

>>688805736
You're just jealous because either no one likes your state or no one gives a fuck.

I was taking a shower but my entire fàm felt that shit.

t. mulp.

>>688805736
>flyover state

>>688799508
Probably just some asshole in the bathroom of a mexican restaurant.

i felt it while lying in bed

>>688799508
Communist faggots should all die.

>>688803034
lol you're on /b/ at 3 in the morning and you think you're not a degenerate? think again

>>688806609
kek

>>688808210
Then go die faggot.

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626 reporting in. I was really high and thought it was the weed I was smoking. Glad it was an earthquake. Because I thought I was gonna die. I'm still very high.

>>688808641
Probably came here to get news like I did fag. Didn't know that the NWS had a Twitter until today.

>>688809275
wow if you come here for news... wait actually that doesnt surprise me