how ya doin

My grandpa says the worst thing about joining the marines is being surrounded by marines. Is this accurate?

>>688793980
im okay, just waiting on another liberty incident

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Whats the maximum effective range of an M16 A4 rifle?

>>688793882
How's it feel to be the navy's cannon fodder?

not even navy, just really fond of history.

>>688794137
for a marine? 25 yards. for a kid in a wheelchair with downs. 500 yards.

>>688794021
yes and no
yes, marines do dumb shit and get everyone else in trouble. or just fight and haze each other
no, marines take care of each other and shit. like my buddy almost killed himself recently, we all got together and talked to him about it

>>688793882
How's it feel to hate for no reason?

>>688794137
550 meters

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>>688794360
feels good man

>>688794247
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>688794389
550-600 to be exact

op here, just to give insight, im in okinawa, and im an armorer

>>688794543
true, i just like to round it offf

>>688794635
oh you one of those 'guys' who joined the marines to do something awesome, but instead you failed your asvab horribly, and ended up cleaning other peoples training weapons. Ahh kay. nothing to see here guys, he's not anything special, well maybe special ed.

>>688793882
Not a question, just wanna say thanks for your service brother. Enjoy your alcohol

>>688794899
shut up stacey.

>>688794776
got a decent score on the asvab. have to do 2 years in an ordnance MOS to qualify for EOD. lat moving when i get back to the states. and i dont clean shit hahaha

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What are you drinking can I be in the marines with you? Love Stacy

>>688793882
why do you people embarrass us on foreign soil in US bases on a regular basis? Where is the god damned modesty and honor and respect that all the recruiters talk about when you people are working on bases in Japan or Germany or other fucking places?

>>688794899
thanks, but im by no means a badass. the dudes in country are the badasses

>>688795007
corona extra and yes, just put on this fancy uniform and let EVERYONE WITHIN A 50 FOOT RADIUS YOURE A MARINE

>>688794982
lmao, you failed bro. if you where worth a dick, you would of gone straight into EOD training after basic. keep fighting for a government who could literally piss on your mother, and you not do shit about it.

>>688795079
i agree with you. not all marines are like that and most are just normal people. the past 3 liberty incidents 2 were by navy sailors and one was a retired marine who is now a local in okinawa. (he took his wifes name and gave up SOFA status)

>>688795367
nigger what? obviously dont know shit about how this works

>>688795532
yes yes, I get it, I'm not in your fancy baby killing cult, I don't get all your dank memes, so I know not of anything I speak of. blah blah blah, something about honor, something about 300 confirmed kills.

>>688795689
hey man, im not trying to belittle you. just answering questions to entertain people. but thats just literally not how it works.

>>688793882
Navy here, you guys are cunts.
My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment

>>688796392
fucking true

>>688796582
Ever take a ride on one of our CVs? Able to say which one if so?

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>>688793882
Why did you enlist?

>>688796686
>fuck this girl
He's a marine dumbass

>>688796686
that belly pudge man.... im not drunk enough

>>688796686
Marines and sailors are like /b/tards. They'll fuck anything with a hole given the chance.

>>688796884
so he'd obviously rape her

>>688796862
i dunno man. i dont have one of those super motivated responses for that. honestly, i said i would when i was young. then just stuck to my word and was too much of a pussy to say i want to do something else.but the closer i got enlisting i researched career options

>>688795079
Not OP but...

The media makes a big deal every time some retard fucks up. There are only a few serious incidents that happen every year, and they sully the reputation of the 99.99% who do the right things because the media loves a scandal. Given how many troops are stationed in overseas bases, it's actually remarkable how few serious incidents there are.

>>688797020
nah man, thats the navy

>>688797113
this nigger knows

I enlisted in in may, and am now DEP'ed in until December. I dont have an mos yet, got a 76 on my asvab tho. Did I make a not-the-best life decision?

>>688796884
kek

>>688796899
>....
not a real. marines will fuck just about everything. army infantryman here. don't lie bro youd smash the fuck out of that

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>>688795689
meanwhile youre a useless fucking leech who spends all his time on b jerking off to traps you worthless bitch. getting off at pretending to be better than did more than you in life. Fuck off

>>688797238
listen little buddy, now is the only time in your career when you can get what you want. ask for what mos field you want and getr it in writing. dont settle for anything less

>>688797312
busted. give me another six pack and im golden

do you wipe standing up? From front to back or vice versa?

>>688797238
>I joined the military force the most likely to see actual combat, was it a life-threatening mistake /b/?
Everything will be fine, little pawn.

>>688797472
Whats your mos bro

>>688796840
by cv you mean combat vehicle?

>>688797601
sitting, back to front. imma nasty fucker

>>688797153
Nah, the Navy gets hookers. They have the cash to spare.

>>688793882
Where are you stationed at fag

>>688797612
You better believe it

>>688797629
2111>>688797780
keke

>>688797803
already posted that. in okinawa

>>688797680
Right, you've proven you're not a marine.

What do you think about the new law in the states where you got to be 21 to buy tobacco products?

>>688797238
You'll be fine. The first year or so is really gay because of training, adjusting to a new way of life and being a boot. After that, it gets a lot better.

That said, I was a POG, so I can't speak for the infantry life.

>>688797898
bitch, its a tactical vehicle. and ive only ridden in 7 tons and humvees

>>688797956
AHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

>>688793882
would you fire upon US citizens if ordered to?

>>688797937
im glad im not too young or else id fucking die

>>688798031
shutup nigger go do something with your life

>>688798010
I didn't say right as in you were correct. CV is the what carriers are called. Marines and sailors know that. Keep dreaming of being a marine one day, maybe you'll be able to shed the 300 pounds to get in if you try.

>>688798031
shut up nigger go do something with your life

>>688798195
do i need to timestamp for you fag?

>>688798195
CVN moron
midshipman get out

>>688798195
ive just never been on ship. ship life is gay anyway from what i hear

>>688798372
Do it faggot.

>>688798454
Literally

>>688798068
fuck no. assuming that this us citizen is not harming anyone. we have to obey all lawful and appropriate orders. not just any orders

>>688795367
Shut the fuck up, faggot
Marines don't let you go EOD right off the bat
Do some research, nigger

i bet to serve now sucks. All this hype for nothing. marine corp. peace times is shitty as fuck. 40 years from now they will say

>oh my another heroic veteran
>thanks for your service
>what war did you serve in?

your response OP?

>>688795689
Enjoy your life as a useless fucking degenerate

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I got this girl that is in the same DEP pool as me, she's 17 and still has a whole nother year of highschool left and I turn 22 in August and ship out 3 months after that. She keeps texting me and constantly hits me up on snap, should I blow through this poor girl before I leave and possibly risk my chances becoming a Marine or just keep blowing her off and forget it about it a year from now

>>688798461
what do you want in the timestamp. i wont show my last name on uniform but i will cover it with tape

>>688793882
why do i have the feeling you are a part of 2/4?

>>688798658
please dont thank me for contributing nothing to society during my service

>>688798776
Uniform, gun, base. Feel free to also put your credit card and SSN on there.

>>688798753
everyone fucks everyone in the DEP. go for it assuming she is legal in your state. dont let the recruiters find out and keep it low key

>>688798924
cant have guns in the barracks

>>688798805
fuck 2/4 those bald headed fucks need to go the fuck home

>>688795232
>Getting drunk off beer.
You must be a manlet or Asian.

will post timestamp. gimme a minute

>>688799099
do you have one of those big coins you slap in someone's hand like the chair force fags?

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>>688798753
go for it you already old fuck

>>688798858
wal mart employees even contribute to society. a marine was made to fight in a War and die there. why join during peace times?

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>>688799187
lol you on hansen bro...

>>688798753
Do it faggot.
If not you, somebody else will, so you might as well get it first.

>>688798610
when did you become a marine?

>>688799633
fuck my life right?

>>688799312
challenge coins are a fucking waste dude so fuck no

>>688799860
hahahahaha same...

>>688799585
shits gonna kick off eventually if i stay in a whiel

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>>688795689
>baby killing cult

MFW I enlisted during wartime and didn't get to kill a single baby
I'm a complete failure

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>>688800111
>trip db trip
>gotdamn marine

Parris Island or San Diego

What's your MOS?

I just enlisted in the Army. I was going to join the USMC, but it seems you guys deal with a metric fuckton of bullshit.

tell us secrets

not op
>>688797396
someones mad their life sucks, haha

>>688798195
>Marines and sailors know that.

LOL Most Marines don't know what DDG or CVN means.

>Also there are no CVs anymore. They were all decommissioned. You just proved you are neither a sailor nor Marine.

>>688797629
2111 man

>>688801020
Technically, he only proved that he is retarded. That only disqualifies him from the Air Force lol

>>688797629
2111

>>688801102

Small Arms Repairer? What the fuck do even do every day?

If you had to choose between Hillary Clinton and $1 million what color would your Lambo be?

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>>688801214
Not OP, but seems obvious. Just saying.

>>688793882

Where are you stationed? I'm forced on the wagon here in NRJ...

>>688800189
It's okay brother. There will be plenty babies to kill in Valhalla.

>>688795367
Must be E5 before qualifying for EOD. .
Basement dweller..

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Internet went down #thanks2/4 on phone now

>>688801553
Corporals picking up sergeant soon can go to the school

>>688801358
God I hope so.

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Hah, us marines. You funny little sissy boys. Would drink with you any time, comrade.
Greetings from the GRU.

>>688793882
Why do you support the droning of brown babies?

>>688799222
Or... nonrate. He said okinawa... nonrate cannot have hard liquor

>>688802091
Vodka. Shot glasses. Let's go brother

>>688802091>>688802121

Vodka. Shot glasses. Let's go brother

Droning saves lives by not putting service members in harms way. Babies are a small and tactically proficient way of dropping ordnance

Sup dude going to Oki in August. What's entertaining out there? Is all libo secured now?

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>>688802233
I aint no brother to you, comrade

>>688802091>>688802121

Vodka. Shot glasses. Let's go brother
>droning
Droning saves lives by not putting service members in harms way. Babies are a small and tactically proficient way of dropping ordnance

>>688802628
yeah, you mentioned that

>>688802490
Lots of cool at places to go see. Don't be a barracks rat. Go out and see shit. As of right now, no drinkin off base and 7th fleet is dry

Why is it my company armory dudes always tell me to ask the armorers for attachments/sl3 and then every armorer I've ever spoken to rolls their eyes at me and tells me to fuck off? Are all armorers elitist douchebags?

How about that Japan Incident?

>>688802708
Everything electronic is shitting out on me right now. Either that or I'm drunk. I've only had like 9 do I'm good

>>688802847
Is there any chance of saving money out there or does everyone just spend their money on things they don't need out there?

What's the sitrep, soldier?

>>688802867
The custodians are either lazy or stupid. Tell that custodian to fuckin fix himself

>>688802898
Kek
Which one?

>>688802969
It is possible to save money.

Prove you're a marine.
Say something only a marine would say.

>>688801355
Oki

>>688803306
Chili Mac is he best MRE.

>>688800189
you can always come back to america to kill a baby. just become an abortionist. thats what youre fighting for rihgt? libral scum. i hate you

Who or what is semper-fi?

>>688803462
freedomfighter confirmed

>>688803511
Is the marine corps motto. It's semper fidelus. It means always faithful

>>688803509
lol what?

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>>688800189

>>688803509
I love killing niggers and raping babies. That's what we do best raahhhh

>>688803050
You motherfucker.... Call me a soldier one more time.

>>688803812
I think you missed the joke, or you're retarded. Or both

>>688802197
Can confirm am Lance criminal

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>>688804081
>retarded

>>688793882
How do you feel being part of the evil empire ?

>>688804081
i think you missed the joke. its about abortion. and i aborted my post. wake up, sheep.

Op here, y'all want me to dump budes for you fags?

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>>688804280
Feels good man

>>688804332
yes?

>>688803987
calm down squid

>>688804297
Get outta here libtard

Are budes nudes?

>>688804485
please dont let the cleverness slip from you

>>688803841
Raaaahhhh, motivate, kill kill kill em all

Sometimes I almost regret getting out.

>>688804297
That's it!
I'm going to go back in time and abort you, thereby sating my blood lust for babies and allowing me to avoid replying to your shitpost.
Thanks for all the help fuck face.

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>>688804543
Yes, I'm fucking retarded

>>688805100
op here, down for the spidey dick

>>688804958
this is why women dont date me.

come argue with op about shit on tiny chat
/drunkenchief40

>>688805839
obviously they arent the right women

>>688804958
you dont see anyone else making such top notch abortion joleks

op is out. peace fags. hope all you anti-military die of obesity

>>688797396
People in the military are the biggest fucking welfare queen leeches there are. Take OP, he produces nothing for the market and gets his salary, benefits and glorified vacation to okinawa paid for by tax payer dollars. The average cop deserves those benefits more than the average military leech.