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Hung out with one of my best friends today. I'm a dude,
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Hung out with one of my best friends today. I'm a dude, she's a total hottie, we've been friends for half our lives. She loves me, but just as a friend. She's been out as gay for like 6 years, and gone through several girlfriends... I think it's real, my friend says it's a phase. Anyways, today she was at my place and we were working on our computers. This time, and last time we hung out, she explicitly told me not to look through her photos because she had promiscuous photos. This time I caved, and while she was out peeing I copied her photos to a flashdrive.

Haven't looked at them yet, but I'm about to and feeling super guilty but also ready to bust a nut. I can't believe I risked our friendship if she caught me doing that, so I feel like a total fuck... so... uh... do I look at them?
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not pics of her.. but roughly equivalent hotness imo
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Duh. Post them faggot.
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post her nudes no face
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>>688785543
look at them and obviously post all wins
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>>688785811
Yeah this dude.
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>>688785543
None of this happened.
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sorry can't post.. I really can't risk her finding out at all. I won't drag you along, it's not gonna happen. Just wanted advice! But what did I expect haha
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Well shit anon, as much as I see your moral set back, I also see the potential for you to not have to continue wondering forever. I'd say, you've gone this far, fuck it. Also, sharing is caring my dude.
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>>688786044
fuck off fag, let me fantasize about being in OP position. OP post her les bod
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>>688786391
do you know where you are?
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I'll keep posting porn for advice though.. like, would anyone here not do it out of guilt? Is it just my manly urges... but that's not an excuse for rape... but this isn't rape, she doesn't know, it doesn't affect her... idk
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she's got big 'ol tits like there... fuuuuck
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>>688785543
If you're looking for honest advice, I say don't look at them. If she's as good of a friend to you as you say she is, then you shouldn't compromise that friendship. Just delete the photos and forget about it.
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>>688786558
okay real talk:
you are kind of a stupid faggot ass fuck of a friend for doing that, but we can't blame you for being a man.
Most of us have female friends that we want to see naked/ boink for hours on end.
Still, you are an ass.
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>>688786558
dude this is literally my fetish
i like to cum in my female roommate's conditioner and lotion
shit they wouldn't be okay with but they don't know :^)
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Hey OP honestly id be in the same position as you are. If i did something like this id definitely feel remorseful about it, but id see it as this. Youve come this far so do it then make it up to her by being extra kind. not too kind to where it seems suspicious but kind enough to let her know you value her friendship. but dont ever tell her. its not anything she ever needs to find out about.
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Yeah.. I like voyeurism too.

I think I'm gonna give in, and *try to delete them after seeing them once. In my defense (but also an earlier fuckup of mine) she looked through my text messages in highschool while I was peeing and read messages about my buddy and mutual friend banging her and her best friend. But now I'm mid 20s
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>>688786391
Post with her face cropped out and absolutely never hint at beig a 4chan user or anything. She'll never know.
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>>688787967
second this. op, you can't just leave us hanging!
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Just ask to see them?
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>>688785543
You're lying for attention, you faggot.

>>688785702
>equivalent hotness
I bet she's a cow.
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just what I've said is enough to identify me to her... I know 4chan well enough lol
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>>688785543
>I think it's real, my friend says it's a phase.
Your friend is probably right.
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>>688785543
just blur the face and black the background
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>>688785543
Here's what you do OP, dump them without looking at them and post the link. That way you can remain pure without being a faggot
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>>688785543
Yeah man, you've gotta share. This thread'll be 404'd in an hour anyway, delete them afterwards and then you'll be golden.
Everybody wins
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OP here. I deleted them and asked her brother to my high school prom because I'm a faggot.
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>>688788972
this
just do it op. dont just be another fag
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go ahead and look, then post a non nude, you'll still be a /b/ro
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>>688787667
I came
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Honestly OP, my real advice is to keep them. I've had nudes of my best friends, two girls who I'd fuck the shit out of but probably never wife. Anyway, I felt bad one night post-fap and deleted them and the nudes of my ex and have fucking regretted it ever since.

Look at them, fap, don't delete. Put them in a rar folder deep within some other folder no one would ever look in and keep them there for a rainy day.
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alright... I'll post some heavily edited non-nudes, since it turns me on. Then you fucks can try to reverse engineer it if you want lol
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>>688790381
Also none of them knew I had the nudes because I'm a scum human being. One was sending me nudes during my breakup with ex and the other sent me them drunkenly after I said, and I shit you not, "you're the only one of my girl friends I've never seen naked".
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just give me a minute, it's harder to photoshop with one hand
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>>688785543

Women tell you not to do things to bait you into doing them. She wants you to want her. Being a rug muncher doesn't change the fact that all of them use a cock shaped dildo to get off
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>>688790599
I believed this thread until this post. sigh.
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>>688790431
>>688790599
Christ you're right, she is smokin
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>>688790814
i dont think those are teh girl. he hasnt finished editing yet.
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>>688790880
Oh :(
MY BAD. They're still fucking hot though. Waiting on you OP.
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here's her great ass
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>>688791309
>great
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Sigh. Mods, please tear down this abomination of a thread.
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not gonna show her face, that's for sure.. even though it's what makes her gorgeous
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>>688791309
OP if you're going to edit them that heavily then you might as well just post the nudes without her face. No one's ever going to be able to tell with all that
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>>688791309
Noice
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>>688786821
Don't worry about it plenty of fish in the sea. Post Moar pics!
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lol yup i'm a faggot. k bye. at least i gave you good porn and SOMETHING
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>>688791309
Just post nudes without face. You're eventually gonna look, so just share.
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Cmon OP, literally no one cares enough to look her up. We just want some tiddies, blurr out the face and you're golden
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Trips demands nudes
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lil bit of a belly, but thass okay. keeps the tits big
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>>688785543

She wants to fuck you, you dense cunt.

Look at them, tell her you looked at them, apologise and then tell her she's hot as fuck.

She will automatically assume you wanked over her. If she doesn't get creeped out by that, then say you would fuck her if she wasn't lesbian. This will cause her to reveal she doesn't really like women and she wants you. This gets you laid.

If she is creeped out by you looking at the photos, just apologise and laughingly pass it off as curiosity. Then quickly change the subject. This negates you from responsibility and puts her in a position to make a move, not you.
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why dont you just post her pics without the face... do you realy think anyone will bother to actualy search for her with millions of nudes uploaded here?
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>>688787057
Wat
Why?
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>>688792248
oh god ew please no stop
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>>688792275
already underrated post
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>>688792275
don't do this
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>>688792275
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>>688792348
This, there are tons of nudes threads everyday. Plus you can't reverse image search an original picture, cause my guess is that she's never posted them online, so there is literally no way we'd ever be able to find her.

The only reason other dumbass OP's get caught is cause they post facebook or instagram pictures and people reverse image search them. /b/ isn't comprised of mega 3lit3 hackers you idiot
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>>688792348
Yeah op listen to this guy. We are all just trying to look at naked women here.
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sorry for the godawful orange earlier. should've used something more pleasant
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>>688793180
now you're gettin into the spirit!
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>>688793180
>>688792903

This
Cmon OP, post them
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>>688792903

If he posts any original pictures, we can find his I.P address, then his home address, then his name, then his facebook, then her facebook, then her family, friends, workplace, girlfriend, home address, etc.

Kind of easy when you think about it.
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>>688793386
You're not helping.
But also genuinely curious, where would you get the ip from though?
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>>688793386
you are literally retarded
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252.248.208.109
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>>688793386
Images dont carry ip addresses
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You've already crossed three lines by stealing, looking and sharing.

Go the whole hog and show her naked. Without the facebook that'll make you feel better.
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>>688794035
Lol without the *face if*
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>>688793804
Clearly you're not an internet expert. If you were, you would know how easily he could have backtraced it.
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>>688785543
Here you are op
https://dwnlodit2.com/9sOo
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>>688785543
Souce on that image? I think I know who that is irl...
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Op you need to fuck that bitch or you'll be forever in the betazone
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>>688792275
obvious correct move.
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>>688793780
>>688794027

.exif data lads
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>>688794664
it's auto removed
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>>688794744

By who?
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>>688794664
Yeah but if OP is editing them, they wouldn't carry any worthwhile exif data, no? Otherwise you'd be able to backtrack any faggot on this godforsaken websit
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>>688794814
are you new?
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>>688794814
The hacker known as 4chan
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>>688794427
Nvm found it
https://imgur.com/a/cQtKx
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>>688794852

Usually images carry around 6dx, if we can locate the 6dx we can make him suck them because OP loves 6 dicks.

>>688794913

Only been here for a few years
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Doesn't matter. Seems like at this point OP is kill. Thread adjourned faggots.
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>>688792275
you speak with wisdoms sir.
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>>688795027
So do you know her or not?
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She's not hot
op is a fag
Fuck off with This beta ass shit
You are friend zoned as Fuck
> copied photos on to flash while she was peeing
Must have been a long ass piss. You are gay. She's ugly kill yourself
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>>688795027
amazing. thanks for the link
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