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>>688777571
What is this? KFC?
![0df4aa12bba3279dc40f1710e6d4bbe1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XlyXP4v.jpg "0df4aa12bba3279dc40f1710e6d4bbe1[1]")
is this the waifu claim thread? am i in the right one this time?
>>688778155
lol
Is that NZ furry I was talking with a couple nights ago here?
>>688778123
with all these chickens it just might be
>>688778464
i guess you turned a sfur into a anythingfur
here's some finger on squirrel action
>>688778594
stop posting terrible shit
>>688778289
>sharks
2raepy4me
>>688778750
I like sharks. And it's not rape if you enjoy it.
>>688778462
Looks like I'm serving up more chicken.
stop posting in general
>>688778883
please fucking do blaziken is my fave
>>688778898
this
>>688778740
you started
also i'm going to bed now, here's some kekkles for good night
>>688778883
never stop doing what you do
>>688778594
You can't just let this happen. You and shark fag are the reason we'll have 2 g/fur threads by the end of the year.
>>688778230
>
>>688778594
Hey! No fingering of squirrels, that's just nuts.
>>688778944
>>688778990
Not a problem.
>>688778852
>can't rape the willing
while this is true it can be still unsettling when you see a wolf pack of them in the dark corner of the bar.
![ab29e22bba9f24ba1471142b344c55a8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2lZQDPQ.jpg "ab29e22bba9f24ba1471142b344c55a8[1]")
nvm i actually need to post this before leaving, it'd be unfair
>>688779104
i wish i was the squirrel and that butt stretching didnt hurt, also lol.
>>688779336
Maybe if you're a bitch.
>>688779104
Don't forget the custody papers in the attaché case.
>>688779355
Stop posting. Landwhales are disgusting.
Hm. Every time I take a deep breath while I'm lying down, I hear/feel a bunch of crackling in my sternum/sides. Is this how I die?
>>688778883
lets keep the chicken fresh
>>688778990
nah i post good shit
you post autism
>>688779543
That one had a cute face. Still better than fucking a fish.
What do y'all think of Zootopia? Do you want to fuck a character in it?
>>688779742
I'd fuck a fish 10 million times before I ever fuck a whale. And that counts in real life, too.
>>688778456
Oh hey, I fixed that one a while back.
>>688779643
>posting in a furry thread being not-autistic
>ever
ok fuck ctrl w after this
>>688779571
Alright, hope you don't mind Chicken Breasts with some sides.
>>688779826
Man I downloaded it, but the fucking file was corrupt, so I got a different version. Didn't have time to watch it though, started playing Diablo 2 with my bro
>>688779826
I never got a chance to see it. Also, I tend to avoid sexualizing characters from things I care about. Thank god I'll never get into 2hu. Them doujins.
How about anthro whale
>>688779974
I don't know who you are, but you're really annoying. I'm nice to even the most annoying people here, but you've made a pretty bad first impression.
>>688780189
No. Dolphins are better.
>>688779375
>if you're a bitch
say whatever man, i know what happens if your guard is down for even 1 second.
>>688779890
That's because you're gay. Fish is urban youth slang for homosexual. But you knew that, sharkfucker.
>>688779979
>chicken and sides
dont mind at all, and some of those sides look mighty fine
>>688780323
>implying I wouldn't do it in purpose
I'd kill to fuck a shark. To have those claws and teeth digging into my skin while fucking her hard... glorious.
>>688780396
>Fish is urban youth slang for homosexual
I what third world country, Australia? Certainly not anywhere I grew up. I've literally never heard that before.
>>688779974
don't reply to me
>>688780214
yea this
who the fuck is this guy and why does he feel the need to be a namefag
>>688780533
2 more sides.
>>688780396
>sharkfucker
you say that like its a bad thing, which it isn't
>>688780675
No idea. He showed up last thread and starting acting like a fag, so I told him to leave, but he just kept acting autistic. I may filter him if he doesn't stop being retarded.
>tfw namesync is one of the reasons these threads are shit now
>>688781062
No, it isn't. There have been namefags since the inception of 4chan, don't talk like you're an oldfag.
>>688781259
Is that blood? Fucking hot.
>>688780961
already filtered
he's one of "those" guys
who just sprays autism everywhere
>>688781062
what he said>>688781236
>>688780577
>id kill to fuck a shark
>fuck a shark
>a shark
a single shark, yeah. but when they group up is when they're more dangerous.
I was lucky enough that when I wasn't paying attention, they thought it would take only 2 to bring me down. They underestimated.
Which in hindsight might be bad, instead of 2 next time it might be like 5 or something.
>>688781236
>>688781518
Any namefagging was easily ignored before ns, and few people namefagged for the sake of it. Filtering doesn't make the threads any better, just hides the shit from one's own view.
>>688780933
>delphox is a good side
>>688781651
You're thinking about this way too much, bro.
>>688781734
Ok, faggot. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>688781734
threads were always fucking shit.
don't pretend they weren't. now there are a lot of newfags installing NS for no reason but filtering solves that problem. and then the threads are back to being as shit as they always were
>>688781860
Also the namefags were generally better people, friendly and helpful.
>>688781765
Sorry about this anon, getting tired, here's your last serving of Chicken Breasts.
>>688782044
Kek, no they weren't. Again, talking like you know what you're talking about when you don't. And I'd like to think that I'm the main person around here who helps out the newfags, and tells them about NS.
>>688781765
What's wrong with delphox?
>>688782081
dont' worry, its been a good run. and i have plenty more
these threads have always been shit and they always will be
>half full of "muh secret club" elitists
>half full of socially inept retards arguing about stupid shit
on the brightside though
at least its not a gfur thread where only maybe 5 porn pics are posted per thread
>>688781651
So you're saying you fought off 2 sharks? That's pretty badass
>>688781860
>thinking about this way too much
meh, having a wild imagination that bleeds into fatasies every now and then can produce wild results.
>>688782030
Threads were better than this at least.
>>688782223
Prime example of unwarranted self-importance right here, direct result of the ns shit.
I sincerely hate furfags
>>688782401
I see that.
>>688782268
Alright, then. Although, I guess I can toss one more for tonight with a side.
>>688782223
You'd be wrong. You're more of a cunt than you realize. I don't even have NS, but I can feel it from here.
>>688782280
But that's better than the occasional old man dong spamfests of last year.
>>688782443
It's very nice of you sharing your honest opinion.
>>688782589
Okay. But you're wrong. Ask anyone here, I'm probably one of the nicest namefags around, but I have little tolerance for stupidity.
>>688782223
>tells them about NS.
you need to stop doing that
>>688782280
exactly this
fur was never good. people were just too new to realize it was shit all along
>>688782436
no they weren't
its always been sad and autistic and full of boring shallow conversation
>>688782589
oh you want old man dongs? okay
newfag
>>688782455
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE
>>688782223
>And I'd like to think that I'm the main person around here who helps out the newfags, and tells them about NS.
maybe you should stop doing that
>>688782254
nothing
>>688782280
Circlejerks are always going to be prevalent on the internet, which is why you have to infiltrate them. Learn their mannerisms, and then use them to blend in, gain their trust and eventually annihilate them from the inside
>>688782914
Anons are terrible people.
>>688782863
fgt
>>688782443
I don't blame you. Look at this fag >>688782736
and this shit right here. >>688782747
>>688782854
Better believe it, motherfucker.
>>688782736
>>688782914
>being an attention whore on an anonymous image board
>>688782949
Exactly. When they come around and make a name, it means I can filter them.
>>688782282
it was more luck than anything, they had the element of surprise but fucked up their initial actions. that and they were weaker.
>>688782914
because if they cant figure it out themselves they are too fucking retarded to post here anyway
>>688783014
make anything neat lately
>>688783135
Eh, I guess that's true.
>>688783155
Nah I'm a lazy fucker
>>688782451
and hey, it can be fun most of the time
>>688783272
I only just realized that my NS wasn't working
Fuck, I jinxed it.
That's enough. We've learned our lesson. Call off the strike.
>>688783350
I didnt want to embarrass you.
ITT: everyone's retarded and they don't even know it
Not even me, and I'm retarded
>>688783424
>Show by Rock
ew
>>688783592
>ew
Confirmed for homosexual with 0 sense of rhythm.
These newfags give up really easily.
>>688783869
I'd snuggle that dad
Would you?
>>688784654
Eat a dick, dickposter. CAPPED.
Butts:1 Dicks:0
>>688784824
The New York Butts win again, ladies and gentlemen
>>688784395
Welp, guess my ex spread MY nudes.
