So much happyness to end in so little? 4chan is not what it was. No one is going to encourage you to suicide. Sorry.

There's some bad vibes in the air right now. I was thinking about suicide a lot today. Stay strong brother, we'll try to get through this.

>>688775557
An hero now plz

>>688776344
Oh come ooon. Ipods are too old

Op here. I want pushed one way of the other. I want the pain to stop.

>>688775557
How much money do you have?

Just go to Wal-Mart or a pawn shop and grab the cheapest 12 ga shotgun you can find. Any round will work. Put in mouth and pull the trigger, over in a heartbeat.

That's the way I'm going on Saturday evening. Wish me luck

Youll get through it man, shes not worth taking your life over. Dont be stupid. Take 2000 bucks out of the bank and blow it all on coke and hookers and strippers and have a fucking amazing weekend and then have an amazing life man.

>>688776595
Show bellybutton and go to bed

>>688775557
My girlfriend of 4 years dumped me this week because I told her how serious I was about wanting to marry her and start a family with her in the future.

Don't kill yourself /b/ro, it really isnt worth it. I feel your pain. Trust me, time heals all wounds. I feel like offing myself daily, but in reality the truth is that you will have many, many more chances at happiness in your life if you just keep living.

I love you /b/ro. Dont do it.

>>688776595
Either do it or don't, quit being a pussy and hitching on the internet. OP is a massive faggot.

>>688776595
It will. Just give it time. Don't do anything stupid in the mean time

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>>688776688
I have enough but I am in canada. I also don't want my mother etc to know I killed myself if I end up doing it.

Don't do it bro. It'll get better, I promise. You're smart as hell, your life has value, and it will be fulfilling. Sorry that happened.

>>688776742
That's pretty stupid advice. Blowing $2000 and coming down from coke would most likely just making him want to kill himself more when it's all said and done.

Tell me a math joke!

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>>688775557
Nigger, don't be gay.

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>>688776742
She was my first sexual experience and vice versa. She was also my only. I assume I was hers but you never know.... I am sure I was though. I don't want hookers and coke might make things worse. I have never done drugs outside of weed and booze.

>>688775557
Every time you think about killing yourself just think of your girlfriend sucking Chad's giant dick and letting cum wherever he wanted before she broke up with you.

>>688777229
boo fucking hoo

>>688776932
Really doesn't matter if you're mother knows. You'll be dead. She's gonna be heart broken either way. If you really wanna kill yourself, you'll do it without considering the ramifications. Otherwise, you know you're not really ready yet

>>688777034
whats special about the abelian soup?
it commutes =)

>>688776818

This made me cry even more. I have no support group here.

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I really hope you don't.. My gf is leaving to Michigan state for med school. She will be gone for 4 years and I haven't heard of anyone that has been able to make it long distance longer than 2-3 years. My life would be shit but I know if I can see good instances of hope, then I'll feel better. Don't give me doubt bro

Fuck suicide. Go on a rebound spree, anon. It's your life. Stop being a fucking beta and take it back.

>>688775557
Don't do it. It feels like shit and will for a long time but you'll get over it eventually. unless everything else in your life if clearly hopeless then you've got other stuff to focus on for now

>>688776885
Yes I am being a fag. I can't decide. Both ideas hurt..

>>688775557
cry abT it faggot

and you call yourself a mathematician?

“There was a footpath leading across fields to New Southgate, and I used to go there alone to watch the sunset and contemplate suicide. I did not, however, commit suicide, because I wished to know more of mathematics.”


― Bertrand Russell

if curiosity alone can't keep you alive, then kill yourself. that's the only solace this world has to offer.

as a fellow "mathematician" who has also had a gf of 7 years and has considered killing himself over the cunt, women are shit and only serve to distract you. drink, fuck, and do math.

>>688776944


I cannot see myself being happy without her

PHD in math, how autistic are you on a scale from 0-77?

>>688777834
oh and do drugs.

drugs are very fun and almost completely useless when it comes to doing math, but at the moment of being high and working on proofs it gives you a sense of deeper understanding. Which is mostly bullshit but very amusing.

>>688775557
Didn't you see this coming? I mean long distance rarely works, man. And after 7 years of relationship, going apart from each other had to be different...
Now you're going through a tough time because you've been investing a lot but...there are still things to enjoy and experience. Give it time, treat yourself, do what you couldn't do when you were with her.

If you can (not) do it for yourself, do (not) it for your family. I am studying medicine and I -am- having a hard time being responsible. I've never did it before. So, if I can't stop being an useless mediocre shit for myself and my future, I will do it for my parents.

>>688777034


WHT did Cauchy's get rid of his dog?

He left a residue on every pole.

>>688777316

I care too much. She is already unstable. I wish she was dead (or brain dead like my dad) so I would not feel guilty for doing anything.

>>688777229
that's sad man. since you're a math phd candidate let me give you a special recipe to overcome massive sadness:
you rationalize everything about it. if you think clearly, she is NOT what you wanted. what you want is somebody that stays loyal to you no matter what's up with the distance; you would want somebody that prefers to move to your town rather than not being with you. you have to analyze the necessary features of personality that are needed for such behavior and then test every remotely attractive female if they show these traits. get your happiness back with the right person; she is out there, i promise; and thinking straightforward and action related overcomes the pain in no time. you might look back a couple of times and feel hurt but it's your task not to remain there with that kind of gaze but to get yourself back together and look forward again. good luck

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>>688777516
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Just talk clearly all the time. Deal with the issues together. That is where I failed.

>>688775557
Don't be silly. There are a million other better women than her. It is not the end of the world.
I have been in your situation, and realized now how stupid it was of my part to consider suicide. Life is beautiful; God made us for more than to be Sims' characters.

>>688777588


My rebound spree would be a killing one. I bet I could get the record if I tried.

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>>688777688
I only have math really.

>>688777834


Best responce. I grew to love here more than math. I need to work at math. I have 3 papers already so...

Really, the go to bed option is good. Night is sad and light is happy. There are hormones involved. and I need to sleep. Lack of sleep makes people sad. Have you seen 4chan?

>>688778062
99

>>688778086
I used to drink alot but I started to get panac attacks so i can't anymore.

>>688779147
Kek

>>688779147
Your love for mathematics is eternal. The love and despair you feel for her will ebb into nothingness as time passes.
Stay true to the gift you have and leave your paw print on this world like all the dedicated mathematicians before you.

>>688778089
The thing is I could do everything I wanted to do when I was with her. I hoped that it would be fine because we were really close.

Both of us have been crying aND upset about this for the last 2 weeks. It is a she can't live like this anymore thing. She says she still loves me.

>>688779762
Of course it hurts...how have you been breaking up? on the phone or skype?

>>688775557
PHD in math doesn't understand that there are statistically like millions of girls like the one he wants to die over?

I'm calling bullshit.

If you really care so much, quit your degree program and show up in her town explaining why you are there.

>>688780231
Mainly phone

>>688775557
You should calculate some shit

>>688780416
I have talked to her about me going down (and quiting). She did not want me to through out my work.

I am very picky to the point of pretty much no one fiting my requirements. I want smart, in science, has not been with many people, dedicated, etc..

She fit all of the boxes.

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>>688775557
Hang in there. *Call a suicide hotline* if you can't talk to anyone. Do *not* isolate yourself. That's the very worst thing you can do.

Feelings of suicide are simply a sign that one's coping abilities are overwhelmed. That's all. They're not a rational analysis of the situation (they're actually a sign that one's rational abilities are *not* working). They're just the emotional body's signal that additional, outside help is needed.

And since one's coping abilities are already overwhelmed (that's what the suicidal feelings are telling you), just trying to wait it out in the hopes that more coping ability will magically appear won't work. The extra coping comes from *outside* - i.e., other human beings.

Think of your suicidal feelings as the emotional version of getting to close to a pole - the function gets unstable and blows up, *but only near that pole*. So the best response is to get out of the neighborhood near that unstable pole, and the system will be stable again.

Don't worry about how getting through this might appear to others. Surviving feelings of suicide is only ever graded pass/fail.

Just talk to people, and stay connected to them until you're back to stable territory again. Do this as if your life depends on it...because it does.

I understand these feelings very much. Good luck, you're going to get through this and be OK.

>>688780456
I can't make myself do my work. I have been sleeping in my office for the laSt week because being at home hurts (I feel alone there).

I lost someone dear to me, thought about suicide too. At the end, I found that my old friends, family, and even random strangers were helping me cope. You are not alone, OP.

>>688780437
Ok...well at least it's better than through texting.
>>688780899
Not that you're probably ready to date someone right now, but when you are, just be a little more opened to new things.

That really sucks OP, you can do this bro. Remember: breakups are not permanent! You can catch her again later if you still want her when you're done with everything. Stay strong OP.

>>688780942
Thank you.

I have anxiety when I am around people and it is hard for me to talk to new people. Mainly I get really nervous until my inner psychopath kicks in.

Ideas on how to cope using the Internet?

>>688781389

We were going to "try to make it work" until August (when I had to go south for moving my car (long story)) and then "decide" but she could not think stright and wanted to do it now.

I have little interest in 99% of people. I am very sith like.

>>688782324
holy shit...

you are autistic as fuuuuuuuuuuck

>>688781705
I want to give myself this hope but the world is large. She is slovak aND in the us (since she was 8) for now. Then she wants to go elsewhere. Low chance we would like near each other unless we both tried.

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>>688781182
Your emotional body has been deeply wounded. It's going to take time to heal.

Losing any relationship is like experiencing death. And that means you're going to have to go through all the stages of grief.

After getting immediate help surviving your suicidal feels, consider going to grief counseling.

But however you do it, treat yourself like you've been deeply wounded - because you have been. Expecting to simply move on from this is as silly as expecting to not suffer any ill effects from a broken femur or a heart attack. It's denial (and now we're back to stages of grief).

Anyway, just understand that healing from this will be like healing from any other major injury. It will take time and care. But if you give yourself that time and care you'll recover.

>>688775557
Then quit what you're doing and go study in a place near her, at least is better than killing yourself you fucking retarded

>>688782526


May be. I taught myself calculus 1-3 and real analysis...

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>>688775557
Double dubs AND trips? Wow. Unbelievable.

>>688782647

I know her too well. Even if I was near her, things would not change. She said that she was thinking of this for the last year.

Here is was wanting for you guys to give me a fast easy way to end my life and instead you make me feel good about the future.

>>688775557
I was in the same situation a couple years ago, fist gf, first sexual experience, really loved her. then she broke up without any good reason. felt like shit and my live became absolutly meaningless.
Give yourself some time to handle the situation and your own feelings, suicide is no shift. perhaps you can take it as a chance to change your life, try new hobbys, do some crazy stuff you never did before.
You will get over it.

Also suicide is cowardly