The deer knows all. Ask anything
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The deer knows all. Ask anything
should i get a hooker, all mighty stag?
should i drop out of university
Will she respond?
Yes ?
did my mom spread rumors about me to ruin my reputation? did she tell those girls that i liked them and was too shy even though they weren't even a second thought to me?
Does the world end tomorrow?
Is OP a fag?
Whats 75%+25%?
>>688775841
fat lying hick sociopath
Does she ever think about me?
>>688776040
Alright
Are they aliens taking over Earth?
Did Hitler do anything wrong?
why do i get no dubs?
>>688773367
Mighty deer, will I be wealthy?
>>688776210
rerawl
>>688773367
Will I get to finally bone her after 5 years?
>>688773367
do I cut it off with megan?
>>688776480
reroll
Is matter merely energy condensed to a slow vibration? Are we all just one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively? That there is no such thing as death, life is but a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves?
Will i find love, deer?
Is OP a nigger?
am i going to finish this shit essay tonight
Should I go to Ukraine this fall?
>>688776667
Was this guy extremely close to getting quads?
will my current plans be successful?
Should I visit Bulgaria, Romania and Ukraine this fall?
>>688776810
re-roll
Should I finally kill myself?
>>688773367
was she doing someone else while i was abroad?
>>688773367
Will I have a nice poop tomorrow morning?
Should I jerk off before I go to bed?
am i a gay nigger jew from outer space?
Will me and her work out
Will Donald Trump Make America Great Again?
>>688777442
Deer confirmed cuck.
>>688773367
am i gonna get a new board tomorrow?
Will I ever be happy?
Should I fap?
>>688777537
welp i guess i aint gonna skateboard ever again
>>688773367
Should I make some Ramen?
do the aliens move their consciousness from one body to the next in order to live forever?
>>688777780
kinda curious about them.
>>688773367
Am I gay?
What is love?
Should I post my friend's bank card information on /b/ tomorrow?
>>688776621
There is hope for you, my friend.
>>688773367
Deer, do you truly know all?
>>688773367
Will trump win?
>>688778333
Yo, that's the realest fuckin answer
>>688773367
Should I bust again?
Should I film myself jacking off and jack off to the recording later?
am I gay?
Should i focus on this current girl?
>>688778499
What the fuck does that mean, deer?
Should I jack off with sriracha?
Are bitches worth shit or hoes and tricks?
>>688778559
Seriously?
Should I be with her?
Am I about to take a shit?
>>688773367
Should I end it all, oh mighty god of the forests
>>688778595
Can't argue with that.
Is the deer gay
>>688773367
Should I work out and look for a gf
Does liking traps make me gay?
>>688773367
Should I eat venison tonight?
is she so completely different from me that there is no point in meeting her?
>>688778545
>>688778499
>>688778538
Deer never lies
Is moot retarded?
Will this job work out?
Will they realize my superiority?
>>688778644
I have witnessed your desires, doubled none the less. I shall do as you command and I shall chill.
>>688773367
will things improve next month?
>>688778707
Deer, are you lying to this faggot?
Is Pepe truly dead?
Is this the best game ever made
>protip:it is
Does she even care?
>>688773367
Is there a god?
>>688773367
Should I an hero
>>688779092
Is there a god now?
>>688773367
I am and antique astronaut trapped in this reality?
>>688773367
Going through some financial problems. Will I have some good news related to it tomorrow?
>>688779180
Roll
Does the almighty deer kill people
>>688779225
The hell does that mean?
>>688779190
a'ight
>reroll
Am I going to go down in history, not unlike Hitler?
>>688778991
HAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHahahahaHAHahaHaJHAHaHAjaAJajAJJAJajAJ
>>688779235
>>688778991
Well shit
>>688779253
Will there every be a reason to believe?
Is it lucky deer? Was today a sign of truth? a sign of the ones true power bestowed upon its white Au glory? Why me...i am not worthy of the gotog
>>688779319
so I'm the 1 of the 100?
>>688779253
Chill bro
Is she fucking somebody else
Is Jesus the son of God?
should i break up with her?
Am I totally fucking rad
anyone have the 8ball?
>>688779560
Rolling again
>>688779487
Is it the dragon?
>>688779405
kek'd
Will I restart life from the beginning again, and nit be a total failure.
>>688779524
>lands on chill, bro.
Thats cray
Should I kill myself
>>688778991
kek
>>688779636
But is it the serpent? Does it not lurk in the shadow?
Should i fap m8
>>688773367
Should I smoke this bowl and go to sleep
>>688779405
Ohh, my sides
>>688779593
Well is Jehovah the one true God?
Do I have cancer
>>688773367
Am I a good looking?
>>688779493
it does fucking matter you deer piece of shit!
you think because you are magik 'n shit can just fucking play with people? you think is a Motherfucking game!?
Her?
>>688779755
Fat with power i presume?
M9
Is my life worth living?
>>688773367
i will be happy?
Is every /b/tard on this site completely retarded?
>>688779954
Oof. Sorry bout that one m8
Should i keep trying, or do i give up on her?
Should I bring weed on a school trip
>>688779882
well them fuck off and answer me I'm or not?
Will she find out?
>>688779995
dayum...
Do you fuckers run in front of vehicles on purpose?
>>688779938
Thus fat with power, tis the klokkene av sorg?
Are you stupid,Mr deer?
Will I get to bone the hell out of this cute asian chick I've been talking to?
>>688779626
bump
>>688780064
okay I'm chill bro!
>let's start again
will a get a good pussy who don't go away?
Does size matter
What about her?
>>688775691
Wizard
>>688780164
I need to know, deer.
>>688780140
Belus Au, klokkene av sorg, is this not its will
Yeah? Her?
>>688773367
DF?
>>688780300
It controls, the satmen niketeh, is it hiding from me?
Oh magical Deer, will this picture become a mighty meme?
should i workout tomorrow
>>688773367
Jo?
>>688780305
Why was this deleted? How was this deleted?
>>688773367
Kristen?
I want to know if my neighbor would just shut up.
Need to know
Am I really that ugly?
>>688780693
Yes or no. Tell me.
is she worth the effort
>>688780514
My answer lies between the lines, it is hiding, shadows and gardens of basalt?
Will I marry her o wise deer lord?
Also captcha doesn't know that a lighthouse is a house
Will i die virgin?
>>688780535
Ok, how bout now?
>>688780860
Roll
should things change. can i get some. should i help her?
>>688773367
Well deer, does she like me back?
Will I fuck in the next 7 days?
Will I get laid soon?
>>688773367
Is OP really a faggot?
>>688779676
Yes, but...?
>>688781031
can i get some puss
>>688780895
Haha fatty mcfat fatterson
Will I ever be happy?
>>688781060
k den
>>688781098
will she find out
>>688781052
reroll
does he like me the way i like him
Should i hang my cat?
Will she come to her senses?
>>688781049
... So you're saying I have a chance? :)
>>688780851
Infectious despair and misery? It is isnt? Is this its intent? In the end it will...does its will will it, will it.
>>688780941
Whooa niggers!! The deer has spoken!!!
>>688781149
1 in a 100 chance?
rol
>>688780973
You're right deer it doesnt matter. Will we stay together?
Will I get that letter?
>>688781268
Thanks deer, you gave me some hope.
>>688781089
1 in 100 what? 1 in 100 chance of getting dubs?
Will I die in a forest near my town
by an old blue car partially covers by dirt
with some nest inside of it
if so cool
Will I get the job?
>>688773367
Does she thinks that i'm weird?
>>688781349
That's vole shit I don't trust you anymore you're a fucking deer what do you know
>>688773367
>>688773367
Are /mu/ a bunch of pretentious idiots who wouldn't know real music if it hit them in the face?
will i ever get to play tjoC?
Will I be accepted?
>>688781427
Just outta curiosity, where's your town?
>>688773367
Will I ever know forgiveness from the woman whose heart I broke.
>>688781400
Check em. Thanks, mighty deer.
>>688781270
Its presence, proxy is its nature, again
Will i ever stop pissing on my balls?
>>688773367
Should i go back with my ex?
Dhdhhd
>>688773367
Am I a god?
Will I pass the PAST?
>>688781483
Yey, happy for you
Will I have a son?
>>688781626
Krig, its exception, does this sooth the lines of its presence? Feeding its benevolent hunger?
Will I have 2 sons?
What should I do with my life?
>>688773367
Will I ever get over her?
>>688773367
Will things get better?
Will I get enough sleep?
>>688781400
Checked
Will I have a son and a daughter?
>>688776119
Base-deer confirms that only about one in a hundred xenos are interested in taking over the planet. The rest are mainly here for the freaky stuff.
>>688781815
Fat how...this is my question
2 girls then?
Is windows going to dick me over again tomorrow
Am I being cucked?
will i be free from going to work tomorrow?
Just fucking tell me.
Is op fagor
all knowing deer,
should I leave or stay?
Will I reach 6'0"?
Will I ever fuck Nathalie ?
am i gay
should i have eggs, bacon, sausage and avocado?
Does anything matter?
>>688773367
Will I ever find my soul mate?
If I'm interested in a girl, and think she's really cute and funny, and attractive in every way, does it make me gay if she has a penis?
WILL I LOSE MY VIRGINITY IN THE GREAT 2016
>>688773367
Will my friend come to their senses
>>688773367
Will I ever get friends?
Does she feel the same?
>>688782681
WILL SHE BE THE 10 I HAVE BEEN SAVING MYSELF FOR
>>688773367
Have I already met her?
Will my friends stop hating each other so we can all be friends again?
>>688782681
>>688782770
ROLLING AGAIN
Is op a faggot?
Will I ever get over her?
will someone love me again
>>688782851
OH FUCK YEAH IM FUCKING A 10 THIS YEAR WOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>688773367
Was it the girl whose heart I broke?
Re roll
>>688782897
damnit
Oh mighty Stag, upon whose head rests the rack of truth, answer me this: will I live a long life?
>>688776103
The deer speaks the truth, friendo.
Will i get up tomorrow for class??????????????????
>>688773367
Have I met her in the past year?
>>688782928
New question will I get a good apartment for cheap
>>688773367
cancer?
Will Bernie be the next president of the United States?
>>688773367
Do she likes me?
Did she have fun tonight
>>688783051
Sweet will any of my roomies fuck up and bail on rent?
>>688783077
>>688773367
what about suicide
Is she going to come here in November
>>688783010
Reroll
should i break up with her
>>688773367
Will we ever have sex in the future?
>>688783150
roll
>>688783143
>>688783077
>>688773367
fuck, ehm, am i going to die before 30s?
Will i ever have a 7 way orgy with afghani midgets covered in whipped cream that have 8 1/2 inch strap-ons?
does she like me?
>>688782681
>>688782770
>>688782851
>>688782908
>>688783051
>>688783142
MY LIFE IS LOOKING GOOD MAN WOOOOOO
>>688783231
it's something
>>688773367
Will I see her next year?
>>688783111
fuck
will i get my driver license
should I kill myself oh mighty deer?
Does she feel the same way about me?
>>688782787
Same question, actually
Hey Deer God,
Am I going to have a chance with Jen?
>>688783271
Is the girl I'm going to fuck someone I know?
>>688773367
Will we ever have sex with each other in the future?
>>688773367
will my life get better?
>>688783271
Holy damn nigga
>>688782961
Thank you, O blessed Stag, which might bestow infinite knowledge upon us all. Will I also be happy and successful?
>>688776776
HOLY SHIT
WBY
frosted butts?
>>688783411
Oh shit is it Hailey?
>>688783502
Oh thank god Hailey's hot but I dont want to fuck hailey. Is it someone I'm friends with?
will my wife be anyone from this country?
>>688773367
Will we ever openly love each other?
>>688773367
pls give good news deer
>>688773367
Will I find love by the end of this year?
>>688783637
So its not a friend thats good I don't want to ruin my friendships. Is it one of the girls I've crushed on from my classes?
>>688773367
Should I stop then?
>>688783662
will i even have one? :'(
>>688783815
You're right im too fat for them theyre beyond 10 is it one of my snapchat bitches?
Does she feel the same
>>688773367
should i ask her?
>>688783857
>>688773367
Do I get one more question?
>>688776591
You're fucking gay
is it worth living?
>>688783483
Even the very air is made more wise by your presence. Finally, will my love find me soon? Thank you for your guidance O noble Stag of Knowledge, whose insight shall improve our lives a hundredfold.
Oh mighty and all knowing stag of truth justuce and sexual vitality, answer me your humble follower, will i die a virgin
Will I be a firefighter?
>>688783271
>>688783411
>>688783896
I've reached a dead end I don't know what to ask someone help me out
Wed class?
>>688773367
Will I ever make her cum for this dick?
>>688784191
Yes! Thanks deer.
Will I be happy?
>>688783896
Oh I'm a faggot
>>688783495
cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake
Will val ever be with me
>>688783915
Deer speaks truth
>>688784117
thank you omnipotent one, may the great helix fossil bless you your hooves
>>688784273
That's true, I guess.
okay, last question!
Will today be a good day?
>>688784239
You shouldn't push it. You already got what you need. Screenshot, though, so when your life heads upwards, you can come back to us and show us the power of the deer
>>688784450
Roll.
Will she marry me?
>>688773367
will he help?
Does she ever think about me?
Does anything really matter?
rolling for ben 10 rp server
>>688773367
Are you a bullshit bait?
Does it like me
>>688784267
kek
Will she ever feel the same way towards me
Will I become better at what I'm doing and in that will I be one of the greats.
>>688784766
Fuck you.
does he love me?
