>>688767670
Mailman

>>688767670
uhhhh what?

Make sure you distribute weight properly or else you'll have back issues the rest of your life

>>688767670
Mailman

>>688767854
warehouse?

>>688767785
>>688767867
correct

>cut shit
>cut shit all the time
>oh shit indiafags hate me

>work in truck
>seen some fucked up shit
>get paid ~$11/hour for mental trauma
>lots of situations where we're summoned and people don't actually need us

>>688768279
Medic... Paramedic.

>>688768720
EMT, but close enough

>brainwashed
>get dog
>go to jawa territory
>use dog to find jawa bombs

>scrub rich peoples expendable income
>get paid 11$ an hour
>still don't mind being in and around the expendable income

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>>688768894
US Army. EZ

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>>688769335
Accountant who owns a "laundromat"

>>688769347
Air Force explosive detection K9. Close enough.

>3rd year working
>make $110k
>work 10x as fast as my coworkers so I only work 10% of the time
>everyone thinks I'm smart and work hard

>>688768177
butcher

I piss off liberals and blow shit up.

>>688769803
military

>Spend hours looking at airplanes
>Routing wires and shit
>design shit to make the other shit play nice
>if the plane falls out of the sky, I'm fired.
>always stressed
>worth it for 96k

>>688769660
IT

>>688769660
Male porn star.

>>688768806
EMT's only get paid 11 an hour?? wtf pizza delivererers make more than that...

>>688769931
aerospace engineer

>>688769914
Nope. I blow shit up in a private business.

>>688770055
Close. Electrical engineer. I do the avionics.

>>688769998
Software dev, so technically correct but not as specific as you could have been

>>688769660
botting magic logs on runescape

>>688769803
a suicide with a poor performance review
>you're still alive

>>688769608
Nah car detailing

>>688770103
Do y'all take mostly government/military contracts?

>>688769999
kek'd and checked

>>688770399
Nope. I don't blow shit up to kill people, I blow shit up to make money.

>>688769999
>>688770055
>>688770222
>>688770277
>>688770399

Nice digits, get thread would be jealous

I'm a student by i'll try the same principle, guess what I will be:

> Get to read a lot
> Need to understand statistics
> We're learning nuffin
> We're supposed to define the norm and mark the deviant

>>688770602
Mining? Shit, dude, I'm super curious.

>>688770602
demolition

>>688767670
>stuff
No, it is shit.
EVERYTHING you bring me goes straight to the recycle dumpster in the alley once a week, and you just cram the trash in the little box all week long, too. You guys are worthless and my life would only improve if USPS were not a thing.

Stop with all this useless S H I T
H
I
T

>>688770796
you'll be a barista

>>688770800
Winrar. I'm an engineer at a mine.

>make shit
>show other people my shit
>sell my shit
>deal with shit
>500k year

>>688771132
being underage and making shit up on the internet.

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>>688770932

Well... I mean... correct anyway

I work in a shop.

Alright ill play.
Stop go
Clickety clack
Toot toot
$32 an hour.

>>688771575
You work in a shop.

>>688767670
>>work for gov.

Leech.

>>688771597
Train driver.
You like trains, oh ohoh.

>some asshole sells some shit.
>Write down how much he sold it for
>High school drop out makes a widget, wrote down how much it cost to make
>Subtract the numbers, show boss numbers
>Get yelled at if it's negative. No response of its positive
>Repeat for 50 years

>>688768279
Work at a resort man, tons of cash, I got paid a couple buck more an hour than you with awesome benefits

>>688771597
Trolley driver?

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>>688771318

>>688769647
>>688770103
Fracker?

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>>688771318
Twitch streamer

>>688772339
Engineer at a mine, so pretty close.

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>>688767670
Mailman.

>work for myself
>work with moderate sized heavy boxes
>get attacked on a daily basis
>you would all starve without me

>slayer
>coons
>profit

Make people work faster with clicketyclackies instead of scratchyscribblies by telling the clicketyclackies what to do
They think it is so they do the same work in less time and leave earlier
It is so they do more work on same time and so we are all paid more
Marxists hate this guy!

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>get paid 12 bucks cnd
>have to memorize location of things
>trucks drive into yard all day
>tell trucks where things are in yard
>get so many fucking splinters
>go home with back & feet pain
Answer (doow dray rekrow)

>Talk to old people
>Take notes on what we talk about
>Get blamed for all of their problems

>>688769335
Car washer

>>688772773
No idea give us another hint anon

>>688772773
Beekeeper?

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>>688773452
Bingo!

>>688770001
I don't work inner city (which has higher pay but it's harder to get the job) and I'm in the south (which probably has something to do with it lol)

>>688770001
That's with tips, and they end up spending a lot of money to keep their cars running.

>>688773186
The rapist?

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>prep food
>eats fuck ton of the food
>it's fucking hot outside
>it's fucking hot inside the business
>yeast all over the fucking floor and the back smells like shit
>the front of the business smells delicious
>we're sharing a building with gooks, and a business that stores submarines
>we can eat all the time
>if you don't tip, you're a dick and you wasted our time

>>688772773
Corn farmer?

You own the farm
Have to package for distribution in boxes
Rodents and other pests attack
Corn is in fuck most everything

>get paid 9.00
>give medicine
>wipe guy's ass
>check CPAP water
>get on 4chan, watch anime and play games for 7 hours
>leave

fix stuff
cannot fix retards
sit on a chair all day

>>688773911
Nursing home aid

>>688772164
I wish. But there aren't any resorts around here. I don't live in a very...desirable part of the country.

>>688773985
High school guidance consoler

fix shit
break shit
cry
collect data
melt shit
burn shit
drink industrial ethanol
paid by gov
make fucking metal

>>688771874
Accountant

>>688774107
Close enough
I'm an advocate for retards.

>go to people's homes
>go in attics and on roofs to keep things out
>break rat necks with metal bars
>11 an hour

>>688774288
Recycling center

>>688772852
Exterminator?

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>>688774346
Correct

>>688774244
uh uh, said i cannot fix retards
though i do work for my town's school board

>>688772865
Programmer

>>688774233
Where do you live?

>>688772852
Ever have to do a bee/wasp/hornet removal?

>>688774761
Ringdingdingdinhdingeding, as the fox says

I push buttons all day for a living.

After work I come home and drink myself into oblivion.

What am I?

>>688774722

official school retard-holder-backer

>>688773657
Have you considered moving somewhere less shitty?

>>688773160
Some kind of nursery worker? Splinters? A wood yard master or whatever?

>>688767670
>I work for the Gov.
>I take notes.
>I work with children.
>Everything is fucking confidential.

>>688774946
American

>>688775074
yes basically true

>>688773846
PiZZA SHOP

>>688775061
DOE bitch

>>688775011
nah i'm one of the IT guys for my school board

>>688775061
governmental child(the)rapist?

>>688775213
yes but do you give the retards sudo

Job#1
>it smells good in here
>what a short work day
>I hate these loud kids

Job#2
>heavy chemicals
>blue latex gloves
>repetitive as fuck
>"I'm breathing in, the chemicals"

>>688775311
as I said, "DOE"?

>>688775423
1) diaper changer
2) diaper changer with a deodorizer

>>688775423
1: daycare

2: meth connoisseur

>>688772852

Pest Slayer
You sell dem coons fur for cash or drugs

>>688774933
Took me a minute to figure out the clicketyclackies were keyboards and the scratchyscribblies were pen and paper, after that it was easy.

>>688775376
ofc not, they can't do shit yet they still break stuff

>>688775784
sounds like yr average luser

>>688775437
No, I don't work for the Department of Energy.
I just meant that I have a lot of work. That's confidential

>Can i see your id
>my inventory goes clack clack
>everybody crys,gets mad when i refuse a sale
>ez tips for pretending to care about your story

>>688768177
Toilet paper?

>email numbers in spreadsheets to other people with wiring instructions
>make sure other workers numbers match thier what thier clients see
>talk with people from New York and London to make sure thier numbers are being traded to the right accounts
>do this for 80-100 hours a week
>drive a Porsche
>dead inside

>>688776029
dept of education tho

>>688776047
Bartender

>>688776047
yous a boozinator

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>>688776283
Yep

>>688776224
wall street's bitch?

>>688776224
Stockbroker?

>>688776047
Booze store cashier
Maybe pharmacist
Por qué no los dos, sell remedies for heart injuries

>>688776178
Omfg my sides

>>688776375
>>688776399
Nailed it.

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>want to kill myself
>hate everyone
>people are stupid
>stinks like ass
>kids are very annoying

>>688776225
Sort of, but no. I don't directly work with education. But it is a part of my job.

>>688775423
1)Daycare Worker
2)Sanitation?

>program a lot
>automatic
>sensors
>roll up or slide
>insulated

>>688776761
Too many tard wranglers in here

>>688776761
Child therapist?

>>688776761
Mall santa?

>>688776931
nope wrong.
let me give you more
>push things around
>use water lots
>still want to kill myself

hate myself
no job
write shit that gets criticized because of my race / ethnic background
throw hat

>>688776904
You install garage doors, or just automatic doors in general.

>>688777072
Janitor of school?

>>688777072
Surgeon

>>688777210
Freezer doors but close enough

>>688777344
yes!

But i'm going to be going in for apprenticeship for heavy duty mechanic

>>688777450
I'm guessing this is industrial freezers in buildings and warehouses.

>>688777088
Sjw?

Dog collar
No wife
Weekly meetings

>have 14 weeks to finish project
>only use 2-3 hours on it
>plays a lot of vidya instead of working
>paid 20-35 an hour (depends on client)

>Pour water
>Plates go places
>WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SPOONS

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>>688777924

>>688777088
Emenem or some other white rapper?

>>688777998
breeding dog ?

>>688777088
ur the president

>>688778318
Try again,

White collar
Meetings have singing and books

>>688777998
You're a GIMP

>make sandwiches
>think about fucking the hot bitches that come in
>mascot is a pedophile

>make you money
>lend you money
>help you get your shit together

>>688767670
>Attend people
>See if they fill the requirements
>If yes, i put them in the system
>If don't i explain why they can't get money and they cry/complain

>>688778511
the child rapist

>>688767670
pick box up, turn around, put box back down.

Rinse and repeat for 3 hours.

>>688778745
Bwanker

>>688778720
House wife.

>>688778699
Still wrong,

I listen to peoples dirty secrets in a small dark room

Red wine tastes pretty good

>>688778818
Closer

>>688779305
Ok, I'll be boringer. Priest.

>>688778226
I'm right aren't I, liberal arts degree college student, probably women's studies or sociology major.

>>688779221
Ah yes! I got it now. You're a pedophile.

>>688778136
Graphic designer

>>688778814
Welfare reverse-cashier

>>688778212
Waiter

>>688778511
Priest

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>>688775423
You are Walter White

Hank hill

>>688778720
McDonald's

>>688778745
Counterfeiter

>>688778905
Ah don't be like that, crash wasn't my fault.

>I wear red
>live in Canada-land
>sell stuff to assholes

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>Have easiest job in the world.
>Chill out and do whatever I want all day. Guitar, vidya, learn shit, etc.
>Fuck gf when she gets home from work.
>Make a phone call once a month and all the money I need is delivered straight to my account instantly.

Life is good

Lots of ups and downs.
Sling big loads.

>>688780474
Wear red makes me think you're a mounty, but I don't think they sell shit to anyone

>sit at home
>play video games
>sell leveled accounts for money

>>688780948
You're an injun living on a reservation that has casinos.

>>688780984
Crane operator

>>688770843

kek it's not our fault you're on spam mailing lists you fucking degenerate

>>688781152
You're a professional neckbeard

>>688780948
One of those people who test mattresses?
Possibly a house sitter.

>>688781215
Nope, but that sounds like a pretty sweet gig too.

>>688780948

You're so retarded that you get social security

>Guy say program is fucked up
>I check it
>It's not, you are fucked up
>"Oh shit you're right"

>>688776369
Is bartending hard? Is it boring?

>>688781580
Mattress tester is a job?
>>688781687
If this was actually possible your whole family would be filthy rich.

>>688781429
Close. I have a gf.

>>688781401
It's all bullshit 'for current resident' stuff, 98% doesn't even have a name on it. Trash publications full of coupons and ads from grocery stores and junk like that, shit is wasteful.

>>688781733
IT fag

>>688781355
Got it.

>>688781899

Ah, the good old "No u"

How many extra chromosomes do you have?

>>688781914
Pro tip, click the post number to respond.

>>688782057
No u

>>688781982
Well it was easy.

>>688782164
Got it old fag

>>688778720
subway

>>688782482
Jared's a mascot?

>talk about favorite solvents
>sell said solvents
>have repeat customers
>occasionally refuse to sell solvents to customers due to their solvent use

>make $40 an hour
>everyone know what it is I work with, but very >few actually know anything true about it
>gov regulates everything all the time.
>the shit will kill you if you get enough of it
>training to be what I am is a high school >diploma and a certification test

>>688783250
Bartender

>>688783250
pharma?

>>688783275
Water treatment?

>>688779221
Priest/child fucker

>>688783275
Bartender

>walk around
>ask you if you need help even though i know u dont
>if you ask me if we have this in a certain size im gonna tell you what we have out is what we got
>if you want me to check i'll "go in the back and check" which means im gonna go on my phone for two minutes and walk back out and tell u we don't have it

>>688783382
No

>>688783614
Probably a pastor. Priests don't visit 4chan, lol.

>>688783381
So close /b/ro, but no

>>688783753
Clothes store clerk

>>688783971
With all the shota threads, I doubt that, but okay

>>688783982
Liquor store clerk?

>>688783275
Pharmacist

>>688784255
Bingo, you got it anon

>>688784275
Pharmacists have bachelor's degrees before they go to pharmacy school, they make 100k plus a year.

>>688784472
Pharmacist assistants don't need a degree and can make okay money while training for actual pharmacist degree, should've added assistant at the end. If I'm still wrong then fuck me

This thread has been fun, some of the descriptions are really top notch.

>Type all day
>Tell people about robots
>Social media

>>688783275
Electrician?

>>688784794
They might need a bachelor's, I think pharmacy school has a lot of math, chem/biochem are typical feeders for pharmacy school. It's possible though, I've never worked in a pharmacy.

>>688785329
Me neither so you're probably right, at least a bachelors.

>>688783547
>>688783748
>>688784275
>>688784903
Nope

>>688785982
Do you work on power lines?

> be me
> rack up almost enough GDP for tendies
> One more thing to do
> empty out piss bottles, now have enough gdp
> Run upstairs
> mommy is with person in bed
> I hear noises
> I think he is hurt
> fuc him, I want my fukin TENDIES
> barge in
> "I HAVE ENOUGH GDP GIMME THE FUCKING TENDIES"
> Male in bed gasps
> Mommy: "don't worry, he's too young to understand"
> He runs out door
> mommy sais not right now
> YES RIGHT NOW
> I EARNED MY GDP FAIR AND SQUARE
> sigh.png
> Takes me to pdq
> cashier doesn't take GDP
> Scream at mommy: GIMMIE MY TENDIES YOU BITCH
> okay honey
> get tendies
> feelsgood.exe

>>688786254
The industry is often time associated with power. But no I never work on power lines at all. And my facility is on the other side of the spectrum and doesn't do power stuff.

>Arrive at different Home Everyday
>Open Boxes
>Organize Contents of Boxes
>Get On Knees
>Push Content into Content making patterns
>Get employee to cut Content to fit correctly into pattern
>Buff pattern with high gloss wax
>Get paid

>>688786592
Everytime I read this kind of shit I hear it on Eric Cartman's voice,

>>688787047
You do tile work?

>>688787231
Close.. Hardwood Installer

Minimum wage
Organize shit in shit
Occasionally roll some things around
Shit job

>>688767670
›stack food on self
›run around
›get azked to do other peoples jobs alot

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>>688767670
>Put stuff on shelves
>In freezer
> People come, take it
>I put more back
> No miss I don't accept money

>Work for gov.
>Actually a contractor, but it's weird.
>Put really small things together really fast, but only like once a day.
>Have to leave the building when it happens.
>One day I'll have a degree for this.

>>688787516
Grocery store stocker

>know history
>know anthropology
>shoot the shit about politics and laws
>shoot the shit about how history and anthropology relate to politics and laws
>scribefag gives the highlights of our shit-shootings to legislators
>get paid and smoke weed

>>688787661
you work at a national lab?

>>688788004
Sorta. It's weird. Technically I work for a University, but the money for my contract comes from the government man.

>>688788238
Do you work at the university lab or the gov's lab?

>>688767670
Live in Mexico, I´ m sitting all the time, listen people complain and yelling at me in english.

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>pic related

>>688788370
Gov.

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>>688787380

I lay tile, not bad. Get in a union, making 43 an hour plus "vacation" every 3 months.

1st job
>gotta do dshr
>candy ass customers in at 6am somehow
>hey can you cut this rug for me
>is this grout unsanded or sanded
>i need this many of this can you load it for me
>yo special order on deck
>order management
>set up details
???
>hey can you help me in windows/walls
>fuck off niggers

>>688788995


Me too

>computer all day
>communal workspace
>part time
>customer service
>fix people's computers only for them to break them again
>all in the name of "academic integrity"

Pretty much gave it away

>>688789140
Legit.

Not sure I can keep doing this, the idea that my work is going to weapons keeps me up at night.

But weapons is where all the really awesome science happens.

>Stand and talk to people I hate all day
>Use tools to cut things thinner
>Trim shit off good shit
>Try to sell shit as good shit for higher price
>Make 8 dollars an hour doing it

>>688789782
Hardware store?

>>688789782
>>688789890
or butcher?

>>688789782
Dispensary

>>688789661
haha everything I do came into being because of weapons. But now we are getting all the good out of it.

>>688789979
Clerk for a meat department
good thing i get good deals on matches and gasoline

>Professional gentrifier

>>688790207
Same, we're probably the same industry, it's not like the NNSA does much else, and they fund most of the labs.

I want to know all the things, to be at the frontier. But if that means finding better ways to kill brown people I'm not sure it's worth it. I'll probably go private sector when I graduate, TerraPower would be legit AF.

>>688790999
Yup I'm the red tape that prolly gets in your way all the time. Radcon. Workin on Nuke Chem BS. Think it's all super interesting, and the pay is pretty damn good

>>688791749
Haha, yeah radcon can be a pain in the ass sometimes, but they aren't so bad. We don't make shit for neutrons so nobody cares. I'm working on a masters in nuke.

>turn it of and on again