>>688756951
>I will never date a flat twig

I don't see the problem here

>>688756951
that bitch got way to thin tbqh fam

Fuckin hurts m8

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>>688756951
Bitch breath smell like vomit

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don't give a fuck

>>688756951
>girlfriend
>Jean-Luc Godard films

Nice try

>>688756951
She's too scrawny

>>688756951
She doesn't love you either, really. She is too young to know what love is. You'll spend another 6 months (tops) with her before she moves on to the broke college loser.

Enjoy the few months that you have with her and be sure to take nudes. I'm sure that she'll be featured in a future "here are pics of my cunt ex" revenge bread.

>>688756951
>>You will never go to the park and listen to Van Morrison's Astral Weeks while lying on the grass
You son of a bitch. You made me feel feels. Nobody makes me feel my own feels.

post her feet

>>688756951
She hot but not like... Do a bunch of homo hipster shit hot

>>688756951
heartbroken. goodnight.

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>>688760552

>>688759624
wtf are you talking about.

>>688756951
>tfw you will never be black out singing Wagon Wheel on a table at the frat house while chugging Cîroc as she watches
>tfw she thinks your a degenrate but you still take her home
>tfw you kick her out early in the morning because you have to haze some pledges then play golf
>tfw you dont even text her the next day because your #tftc

I feel like this is much more relatable.

>>688756951
To know that a girl that is perfectly ordinary and who has no other relevance in my life other than celebrity obsessed faggots like YOU bringing her to my attention, nothing man. Even if she was someone I admired, I hardly even know who this is, I'm not stupid to such a dagree as to mistake apreciation for an actress or a singer's work for affection. Women far more interesting, the Kathleen Hannahs or the Alice B. Sheldons, speak to me directly through their work and I've had the pleasure to love, and be loved in return, by women far more beautiful and wonderful than anything my fantasies could have posibly conjured... I do realize that celebrity culture is one of the few things you can share with your mother when you do get out of your basement but that's no reason to push it on us OP... And seriously, not even a great pair of tits?

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>>688762057
well typed, that must have taken a while.

This is incredibly gay

>>688762057
Ordinary? Have you seen her foot game?

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>>688763021
Yeah right?

>>688762057
Look at her scrawny fucking arms. This bitch probably hasnt picked up a dumbell in her life.

>>688763303
You could protect her.

Good. Too Old.

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>>688756951
Not the object of my affection so, don't give a fuck about some flat twig blonde.

>>688756951
it feels like i dont care cause i dont find her attractive at all

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Kiernan hasn't been fuckable since about the age in pic related.

>>688764228

Too old.

>>688763259
more

>>688763529
From what? Creeps on 4chan?

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>>688766329
She might need it.

>>688756951
Literally who?

>>688760925
>>688763259

Can you imagine the sexual pleasure you would receive from getting to worship those exquisite feet while a BBC alpha male is breeding her? If you are lucky enough, you might get to clean the bull and Kiki after his 2nd or 3rd finish of the evening.

>>688766682
>while a BBC alpha male is breeding her?
I was with you until right here.

>>688760925
>>688763259
At first I was gonna say "who the fuck?" But then I saw these. Fuck you, OP.

>>688766682
Remove the nigger, then we'll talk. Otherwise, getting fucked by a nigger is as good being a used condom.

>>688767021
>>688767093
Sorry anons I have a micropenis and have always enjoyed IR porn. My only real life cuck experience involved a horse cocked skinny white dude fucking a girl that wouldn't have sex with me because of my small penis so just picture that instead of a BBC.

>>688767406
You should probably end your life

>>688767931
I will eventually anon. I'm just waiting for my parents to pass before I end it all. Thanks for your input though. My 20+ years of post puberty wondering why my dick never grew can more or less be explained to bad luck.

>>688768490
Jesus if this isnt a troll you really got some demons.

>>688768939
Sadly not a troll anon. Micropenis is usually caused by a hormonal imbalance while your mother is pregnant with you. I went back in my early 20's and got my medical records. They made me take testosterone pills for years before puberty but sadly it didn't work.

>>688769525
Post pics

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it feels normal

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>>688769889
I don't really have any friends or any reasons to use social media so I have only ever owned cheap ass burner phones. This pic is me (not really me but nearly identical) when I am flaccid. I am 3.25" on a good day when really excited.

>>688757907
>fam
summerfag nigger detected

>>688767406
No need to be sorry, just most Anon's don't like niggers much.

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>>688756951
Thanks for ruining my fucking night Anon. You fuck.

I would get her to dress up as Sally Draper, then drape her across my lap for a hard spanking with my hand and the hairbrush.

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>>688772446

>>688756951
Pretty good. Will be married 10 years this August. It's been awesome. Just fucked her brains out an hour or so ago.

>>688772446
>dress her up as Sally Draper
>drape her across my lap
>Draper
>drape her
P O E T R Y
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>>688756951
I knew this already. So it feels the same as it did 30 seconds ago.

Fucking summer in here.

OH LOOK, IT'S EMMA WATSON 2.0!

>>688772692
She will promise to be a good girl and tell me she has learned her lesson, but I will tan her hide properly whenever she misbehaves.

>>688770606
Well penis transplants are a thing now so start saving up.

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I really want her tied up and ready in my bed.

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>>688774667

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>>688775221
Kiernan is much too pure for that.

>>688775917
I like how she dresses. Modest without being frumpy. Stylish without slavishly following fashion.

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>>688776635
Yep

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>>688776635
No one dresses better really. She's a modern Grace Kelly.