Don't get in my way about this moving out shit

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>>688756715
Something on your mind, Ensign?

I shit from where I pee and pee from where I shit.

It burns when she pees. (On my face)

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>>688756474
I'm blind as shit doc!

>>688756474
My coffee's too cold

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>>688756811
We're going to have to open you up. Lie down.

>>688756816
500 cc's of Coaxellene.

>>688756881
Wear your visor, Mr. LaForge. While you're at it, leave Voyager.

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>>688756958
Mine is too. Ensign, get an enviro-suit. I'm going to beam you directly into that nearby nebula for you to collect samples.

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i have no arms :-D

the pain is intense :-D

pleas end my sufferig :-DDDDDDDD

>>688757104
No I wanted you to fix the replicator and not refer me to that incompetent Janeway Cunt. This is a mutinyyyy

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>>688756474
I have something I need someone to take a look at just make sure it's not cancer... can I show you?....

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>>688756474
>>We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

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im black help

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>>688757247
>cunt
Ensign, another snap like that, and you'll be doing that space-walk WITHOUT a suit.

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>>688757340
I um...I'll refer to you Mr. Paris.

>>688757373
Oh, Seven. Looks like your friends are here.

>>688757416
Fine. But I will advance our socialism through properly warmed CoffeeMate. You will rue the day Janeway

>>688756474
I got a boner... wut do?

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>>688757559
...just get the suit. And report to Transporter Room 2.

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I think there's something wrong with my benis

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>>688757573
We have holodecks for a reason, Lieutenant.

>>688757710
What exactly is a 'benis?'

>>688757681
Lousy bowlcut bitch
>WHAT WAS THAT!?

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>>688756474
I PUT CYANIDE IN EVERYONE'S TALAXIAN OMLETTES HA HA HA HA

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I'm a stupid irritating cuntlick

>>688757520
holy that reaction made me kek

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>>688757831
Alright, that's it. Straight to the brig for you, 9 days.

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>>688757849
>>688757935
Mr. Neelix, please refrain from poisoning the crew.

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all my crewmates are ugly

>>688756474
I'm having abdominoplasty to remove loose skin.

No emergency

Computer, initiate auto-destruct sequence. Authorization Janeway-8-4-1-Alpha-6-5.
>crushes mobile emitter underfoot
Best evacuate. Coming, Doctor?

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>>688757784
benis :DDD

You mothafuckin' woman's bag, livin' in a man's penis and body... with women's makeup on. What you gon' do? Send it to China? What the fuck they gon' do? Fuck y'all's goddamn president by the way too. Hi, how you doin'? You can just call me Suck My Fuckin' Dick, by the way, none of your goddamn business, motherfucker. Whoever dat muhfucka over there is in Taiwan or Tokyo, fuck y'all's emperor, Jac-coo Fuck Cousteau. Y'all motherfuckers ain't shit. Y'all go--ain't gon' do shit wit dem nucular weapons neither. Y'all pussy. Y'all motherfuckers just lookin' at us like, "suck us, suck us." Muhfucker, y'all jacks. That's what y'all do, muhfucker. Y'all fuck. That's what y'all do, motherfucker. Y'all sell y'all's people. You garbage, motherfucker. You a transvestite videotapin' me, muhfucker. Suck my dick. You ain't 'bout shit. You sittin' over here recordin' me while you doin' what? Suckin' my dick? Okay. Bitch, bye. You ain't nobody. You a fuckin' homo... gay motherfucker in some fuckin' women's products and... and whatnots, like what are you gon' do to survive in the long run? I mean, do you do dis on the weekends or is this a everyday event for you? Like, you sit up and get on the train every day, like what do people think about you one day? And then you cut all your shit off, put your extensions back in, and go back to work. Like, who are you really under all that makeup? Where'd you come from? Are you da emperor of China? Or, like, how are we supposed to act wit you? What should we do about you? 'Cause this shit right here ain't 'propriate for my child. I'm sorry, I'm--I 'on't give a fuck. I 'on't give a fuck. I'll fight you right now. I don't even feel comfortable wit you, mothafucka.

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>>688757935
Doc I think there's something wrong with my wife's vagina. They all keep coming out like HIM

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>>688758071
Even me?

>>688757962
BUT MUH COFFEE! These are inhumane conditions.
>she gave me attention
I will be bringing you your samples and I expect a prompt blowjob for my troubles. Stupid bitch

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I want to fuck all the Borg children really hard in their robotic poopers

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>>688756474
o hey guise watup

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>>688757520
But I really need a specialist like you to take a look. Beside, Paris already refused to treat me.

Doctor, I have to poo.

>>688758276
Wtf that was a picture of that little annoying Borg girl when I uploaded it and it turned into that. I don't even have that fucking picture on my phone

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postin this again, deal with it

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Doctor. I'm having issues getting out of my uniform.

>>688758430
underrated show

>>688758835
How has she never got naked when the work dried up ffs

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>>688757784
Doctor I really need you to take a look at this.

>>688758102
what the fuck is wrong with people

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>>688758367
Now you'll go 9 days without.

>>688759105
Implying they need clothes

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>>688758434
It's okay, I'll take it from here.

>>688758430
I have always been here

>>688759212
*mutters something about criminal-genius under breath*

>>688758985
Trek actors/actresses can get by on conventions alone. I don't know if that's her case though.

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hi guise, can I be in this thread too?

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>>688758835
Oh....hi Seven.

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>>688759331
>

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this is now a Jean Luc Picard thread

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>>688758913

concur.

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>>688759465

>>688759451
Lol fuck off bitch go to Yellow Alert

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Doctor, fix my cancer.

We can fix Cancer, right?

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>>688759576
Computer, belay that order.

Also, Computer, lockout voice commands from THIS ensign.

>>688759367
fucking kill yourself

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>>688759651
Yes, but not baldness.

>>688756474

I got a bad case of lovin' ewes.

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>>688759292
but I really wanted the Doctor to help me... I even already applied the medical cream for my treatment...

>>688758597
Shut up at post Moar faggot

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>>688759394
You again?..... blarggggg.

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>>688759835
....I wish Kes were still here.

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>>688759908
You could at least give me a chance.

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Doctor. I have this strange urge to mate with young ensign Ro. Is this normal?

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>>688759922
Hi big boy

>>688757861
WTF?

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>>688760171
Space-pedos are still pedos, ensign.

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>>688760013
>Ensign Kim
>Having a chance with big titty borg woman

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>>688760196
Well, I'm going back to the bridge.

...

Don't follow me.

>>688759675
Buy me a DATA or I'm jettisoning myself from this vessel's airlock for scoutships

>>688760346
But she is older than Kes and you was OK with that.

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>>688760448
Even you, Chakotay?

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>>688760477
Sorry, I can't hear you once the force-field goes up. See you in 9 days!

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Doctor. I appear to have eaten the crew.

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>>688760013
For the last time I'm not going to "assimilate" with you.

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>>688760498
What happens in the Delta Quadrant STAYS there. At least, that's how I think the phrase goes.

>>688760679
Have my babies!

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>>688760679
Captain the ships have completed docking

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Jeri Ryan still looks hot as fuck. Shame that she caused Obama to become president.

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>>688760594
Kim, she got a thing around her eye, I got a thing around my eye... you do the math.

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>>688760802
>>688760908
>

>>688760498
Kes is a different species that develops mentally and socially at an accelerated level.

>>688760457
Go work on your car that doesn't even exist cunt

>>688760964
eye eye commander

>>688756474
Have pain and pressure at the top of my ass crack and it's all red

>>688761044
and so do me and my penis

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>>688760964
Still not following...

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If I see that doctor one more time

>>688758235
What fucking context saw the creation of this image?

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>>688761137
You should stop touching yourself off-duty. At least save it for the holodeck.

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>>688760964
resistance is futile (bizarre lip-smacking noises)

>>688760964
Akoocheemoya motherfucker

Best thread in a while, props.

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>>688761366
one can only wonder

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>>688760346
HELP DOCTOR! I had intercourse with an alien that looked like a chicken and now my balls are burning! I'm not sure if its connect but my head is really itchy too.

>>688760975
I had Neelix wander into my forcefield. Told him rare moths for his soup would be good. That I was so hungry. DUE TO JANEWAY. That I knew they were tasty. He ded now. And I have intercommed the following to the very Federation Admiral for this sector: Janeway has a loose vagina

Fun fact.
In nearly every pedo bust by the feds there is some kind of Star Trek or Star Wars memorabilia.

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>>688761552
I think you deserved it.

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>>688756474
My anus is bleeding.

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>>688761674
The captain sent me down here to talk to you.

Is something wrong, Ensign?

Just a friendly reminder.

Tuvix did nothing wrong.

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>>688761437
Prepare to be assimilated.. by my penis.

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solids...

>>688761984
Let's go play poker and get shitfaced in the Holodeck ya big Injun fuck

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>>688756474
Uh, Doc...I think Q raped me while I was sleeping. Please don't tell Captain Janeway, I think they have a thing going and I don't want to upset the balance of power in the Quadrant any more than is necessary.

I'm just worried that in a few weeks, I'm going to give birth to a litter of Q-bies...or something.

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>>688762003
THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.

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>>688761842