>>688752594
*CHOOSE one faggots

>>688752594
If your bills were all paid then that means you can have unlimited amounts of the other three.

>>688752652
Food

>>688752594
Food then I can become worshiped by pussy ass third world starving cunts

>>688752594
Bills. I can buy the rest without spending all my money on just surviving.

Weed or paid bills only reasonable options. Weed because you can sell it to pay bills. Living with 0 expenses would be awesome

Anyone who doesnt say Bills is a stupid faggot without a credit card. Guess what, thats a bill that you dont have to pay. And escorts, weed stores, and grocery stores all accept them.

Why not all?

>>688752594
Bills. Just buy everything else on limitless credit - then when the BILL arrives - your wish will have already paid it off.

WEED

>>688753061
With an infinite amount of food I could rule over the whole of the third world shape a continentin my image credit card bills constantly paid only means I'll ruin my country's economy

>>688752594
>Weed
Unlimited weed > sell weed, don't have to have a job to get money > very good income source if you are not stupid > don't have to worry about paying bills > can have unlimited food/threesomes...everything else.

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>>688752594
Bills all the way, man! Could buy hookers, weed and foor with the money you're saving from that shit.

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Bills, obviously.
It doesn't constitute what a "bill" is so boom, unlimited food bill and weed bill.

Fuck threesomes, though. Take my word, they're WILDLY overrated. Do it once so you can say you've been in a threesome and that's it.

Threesomes take priority

Bills. Only underaged and retarded would choose weed.

Unlimited threesomes, I can then use the girls as workforce or sell them for organs.
If I get caught, I'm still as good as it gets, as I get unlimited threesomes in the pack. I become the prisons top pimp, or use the limitless supply of hot sluts to perform a prison revolt and then establish my own state.

Git good

>>688752594
Bills.
>tfw everything is a bill.

>paid bills
>automatically perfect credit
>can get any house I want, mortgage paid because that's a bill
>go back to college, free, because college is a bill and I only left when I could no longer pay it
>granted textbooks are still a racket
>pay for food and textbooks with a credit card, which has a bill that gets paid, so get them for free
>get any job that'll have me, which is something better with a college degree
>since all bills are paid, job is pure profit and I can buy all the threesomes and weed I want

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>>688752594
why choose when i can roll dubs

>>688754218
sluts arent war machines jackass how do you expect a naked bimbo to help you in prison revolt?

>>688754355
This

life

>>688753290
Youre an idiot. The food would spoil if thats all you had. In addition, with only food, and no power to keep it, the starving fags would just take it from you. Please use your brain.

Paid bills cause all the other things are a bill.

>>688752594
Threesomes hands down. Wtf. It's not even an option. Any pudding job can supply you with the rest. And I'd feel like a douche paying for sex all of the time. My wife isn't into chicks but said if I could bag Jennifer Aniston it's on. Now... how to be a fat neckbeard fuck and land tail like that. Fuck.

>>688753257

DUDE

>>688754638
Nigga, which part of the unlimited you don't get.
Also, I'm sure the prison security would be less adamant fighting me if they would see me materialising horny 10's out of thin air.

>>688752594
I choose bills paid and these dubs or better change my threesomes to Men

>>688755147
which part of you assumes there is some sort of magic involved in the acquisition of these items?

>>688752594
Paid bills. Than I have enough money to get everything else. The nigger that made this is retarded.

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>>688755147
i hope you get an std.

Food makes most sense. Unlimited food can be sold to make more money that you can ever spend. This can be invested to build wealth, social influence and power. Eventually you will be a captian of industry with unlimited funds and capable of banging any gold digger you want. You could also smoke pot too if you are a pothead.

>>688752594
a quick death

>>688752594
>>688752594
Paid bills, because i could put food on tab and that counts as bills, id buy everything at the worst rate possible because it doesnt matter, and id be able to damn near buy anything. If i didnt have to put a shitty down payment, here comes muh lambo, which gives me bitches, and ill make bitches get me weed.
>mfw im a jew
>mfw i figured this shit out in 30 seconds

I have all of this shit.

Weed and sell that bitch although dubs is cool too

>>688755461
I mean if there are no limits to it, there is no reason to bother with physics or logic. It's either me getting my desired sexual partners all wet and prepped anytime anywhere, or me being able to make any 2 people simultaneously have sex with me at the same time.
Enjoy your paid bills pleb

Bills, no doubt. Sex and weed is cool and all but bills is the most practical answer. I can afford better food with those bills paid off, I don't smoke anymore, and I've gotten used to being a fat loser with no girls so it's a win all-around.

>>688756480
I picked food and ended world hunger. I won every noble peace price from here until infinity and im the most popular person on the planet. Also im drowning in pussy and weed and money now. PS Youre a faggot.

>>688753577
threesome's are great i love pounding a girl in the ass while i'm getting pounded in the ass...nothing better.

>>688754920
>not even an option
it's an option.which you chose.I know what you meant but still...

Paid bills

>>688752594
what fucking retard wouldnt pick payed bills
you could literally have anything
>go to mall
>buy everything
>"put it on my bill"
>they do
>???
>prophet

>>688756962
Nigga, if I was a faggot I would get 20 good men to blast your ass in a matter of 10 threesomes. I could produce healthy, sexually mature people out of nothing.
Fair played I guess on the world hunger, but why would you let nigbogs proliferate tho?

Take bills and donate billions to good causes and fund space exploration wit huge grants for thousands of tasks like giving 1 billion to first person to colonize Mars for a year and funding research into traveling between stars and galexies. You have no limits with free money. Start a program paying for everyone's college education in return for nothing. Become a literal world leader. Develop weapons able to deter violence. Seriously that's just getting started. Charge it all to a credit card and solve the wold and pave the future for mankind

>>688758784
>prophet
kek

>>688759590
>donating bills
>what the fuck do we do with these?
>charity is behind on bill that you gave them
>go bankrupt
>millions starve
way to go retard

>>688752594
bills = you get any, or all of them

>>688759731
Donate with your credit card. Credit card bill is paid. Charity receives money.

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>>688759238
because it satisfy my greed for publicity and world domination.

>>688753493
kind of selfish thinking but, what he said

>>688752594
Bills!

>>688759731
>>688760011
oh america.

>>688759590
Fukin yep

>>688760011
>charity doesnt take credit cards
heretics 0
christians 1

>>688760147
If you had unlimited money you wouldn't use it? Because your stigma against credit cards? Jesus autism.

>>688760147
>implying 688760011 is wrong

>>688760188
Well fuck those assholes then they don't get my money fucking 20th century dicks

Weed no question.

>>688752594
>all bills paid for rest of life
>immediately move into a fucking mansion
>get food subscription services to fill my fucking pantry
>rent my mansion out to porn industries to work in
>cash them big cheques for all my other expenses

>>688752594
Bills. Rest of the stuff you can get using the money you save

>>688760507
>>688756408
>>688753257
>>688753493
>>688754218
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>>688752760
you have to be over 18 to post here

>>688752594
Threesomes

>>688752594
weed

As credit card is a bill, and you can get all of these things with money, paid bills is the best option as it gets all four.

>>688754218
who said anything about hot sluts. In prison youll get threesomes with dudes

>>688752594
Bills nigga

>>688761194
but are they free?

>>688752594
Anyone who chooses anything other than threesomes is a retard.

Assuming they're STD free.
Paying bills, buying food & weed are easy.

Paid bills.

>>688761483

For me, threesomes are easy, so I choose bills.

>>688752594
Obviously bills?

>>688760046
>>/pol/
it's a website with some usefur information on what to expect from a nigger apocalypse

>>688761673
Unless you're a woman or a homo no they're not.

Prostitutes don't count that shit is disgusting