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Mongle mongle.
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>>688751346
faggot
Old memes are the dankest.
>>688751467
Newfag
>>688752223
Your mom is the dinkest
Quick little nostalgic dump o' gifs fellow oldfags well remember
1/3
Heh
>>688751346
What's an oldfag?
>>688753149
moot
>>688753078
Where's 2/3?
>>688753149
Get out
>>688753149
Someone who'd laugh at you if you drank bleach
>Being this new
>>688753376
3/3
Any other oldfags have moar?
No.688751346
Who is a fag and why is he old?
Why do people use 4chan when there is reddit, its so much gooder lmfao.
>>688753390
It's here
>>688753376
And here's 3/3
>>688753538
>>688752223
I don't habeeb you
>>688751737
Back from the drawthreads I see
I'm a newfag.
>>688753788
And your a fucking liar get out now you roody-poo
>241543903
>241543903
>241543903
>>688753658
LOL funi XDDDDD 1!!!!11111one111 le le le lmao funi
How long do you have to be on here to be an oldfag?
newfag here.
>>688753949
>>It's not hard faggot
>>688753996
15 years
So.... I hear newfags liek Mudkipz
>>688751346
put shoe on head
>>688754032
I totally wanna suck her tits
>>688753930
>posting mode: reply
I miss that. Removing it was youtube-tier retarded.
>>688754154
Nah, we don't like him
>WE LOVE HIM
>>688751346
>>688751567
>>688752811
>>688753070
>>688754154
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
This is now a physics troll thread.
>>688754214
Alot has been youtube tier retarded around here lately, might leave for good.
>>688754117
You've wasted your life.
>>688751346
Fuck your rules
anyone remember the red boxes?
>>688751567
GRINMAN LIKES TO GRIN
Only oldfags know about Mexi-Moot
>>688754397
Enjoy your gold ions
10yrs
Only oldfags remember Eggnog Cookies
>>688754514
And go where? Rest of the Internet seems pretty shit.
>>688754570
I remember the Mystery Box.
I love Suiseiseki un-ironically
Eat ass summerfag
>>688754753
Just crawl around, dipshit. There are better holes to shit in out there
I wonder if the oldfag newfag thing will ever die out. It gets discussed less and less.
>>688754319
Newfag
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
>>688754923
>NEWFAG confirmed
>>688754923
Never.
The game
>>688755126
> image.jpg
>>688755253
fuc
>>688755253
shit ended cuz
a long, long time ago in a cyber cafe far far away
>>688755126
I remember the the /b/ post that MADE that video viral and famous.
Oldfags autism detected
>>688755314
>>688755270
>tfw I name all my images so I have very few actual 4chan filenames, especially on old pics
Posted by moot.
>this was 6 years ago
>>688755650
I'll show you later.
>>688752785
>>688752811
We derailing this thread or what?
>>688755880
>this was 10 years ago
>>688753149
someone not new enough to ask dumb questions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt_5yvp7OFY
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
>>688756017
back when OP actually delivered.
>>688751581
Newfag alert
>>688751346
what is an old fag?
>>688753469
>>688756132
Really? Because I would have thought it was someone not new enough to take obvious b8.
>>688751346
fuck
I've been on the 4chin for the better part of 10 years, is this even oldfag yet? What is the cut off here?
I been here since the fappening so yea I'm an oldfag
>>688751346
GIRUGAMESH
> remembers this awful shit
fagets
Before the ceaseless cuck, trap, fur threads. Back before there were feels, there were baww threads. Before kek, we did shit for the lulz. Back when you would turn on CNN or Fox News and see something you witnessed being discussed in a thread the night prior, manifest itself and impact the world on a global, albeit trivial, scale. Back when getting v& was a legitimate concern because you had participated in at least 4 publicized bomb threads in a week. When we weren't prank calling public events posing as Al Qaeda, we were shutting down the pool in Habbo hotel, keeping them safe from AIDS.
People say /b/ was never good. Bullshit. This place used to be fucking awesome. I would literally lurk from dusk till dawn, fapping and laughing. Now I just fap, I rarely ever laugh.
We conceived CNN to broadcast that Steve Jobs died of a heart attack via ireport causing the stock price of apple to fucking tank. We made Oprah say 'Over 9,000 penises" on fuckign T.V. We made Times Magazine list moot as the most influential person in the world in 09. WHY did we do all of that? FOr the fuckign lulz, that's why.
It's weird, because although /b/'s community is as massive as it's ever been, there is very little momentum/drive/innovation.
What if iv only been here for 4 years?
>>688751346
Oh shit you're right
>>688757457
Mods are asleep.
FOR THIS TO BE AN OLDFAG THREAD, NO ONE ELSE SEEMS TO BE GETTING THE HUMOR
>>688757497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaA_cs4WZHM
>>688757649
Things really have changed
And not for the better
>>688757649
10/10
motivational as fuck
we need to do shit
>>688757649
delicious copypasta is delicious
>>688758379
sadly we cant at least not from here
>>688757221
>The fappening
Surely you jest, that was quite recent
>>688757406
what means CP?
>My time with anon had come to an end. During our time together, I had learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverent, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion towards those who shared his 'bawwww'. What had started as a journey into the 'dark side of the internet' had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend on-line, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but a common sense of displacement. Although they had been attacked in the media as Nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented with was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the 'Internet Hate Machine' hates nothing more than itself.
>>688755270
THEN WHO WAS PHONE???
>>688751346
OP is a cool guy. His head is a can and he doesn't afraid of anything.
best korea
>>688757221
dude the fappening is when reddit fucking leaked over. that was the last nail in the coffin.
>>688754201
How bout that cock tho?
>>688754183
this is better than timestamp
the game
>>688758282
ROFL kinda died out
>>688758825
Cheese pizza.
>>688759271
No, Chanology(2008-2010) is when it went down hill. We were not longer the internet hate machine, blowing up news vans with our l33t hxx07 skills.Making girls kill them self after being doxxed. Creating the line trap. It became a mainstream cool kids club. They came and they were pushed away. Then as btards always do, they stopped caring and was done with it.That apethy is the downfall, it was ourfault,we created this.
>>688759490
are you retarded or just stupid
why would you tell him that??
Let this Summer Fag lurk more.
>>688758825
>>688757217
But why were they banned?
<moot> regging 4CHAN.net
<moot> FOUR CHAN
<moot> brace for faggotry
guys! They took 4chan down! check it yourself.
4chan.com
>>688759797
oh hello fellow user why don't we discus cp and such related thing to it,i would love it if you could share some photos with me,
don't you think it would be amazing??
we could eve meet up in the real world.
>>688759719
oh ik i was just saying that the fappening was the 3rd and final migration hence the last nail in the coffin comment. I realize that it had been on the decline for a while but that really seemed to me to be the straw that finally broke the camels back. youre right about chanology though /b/ro
>>688760238
*evades*
>>688760606
*surrounded by cops left and right*
>>688751346
summer fag here hey guys nice site i think il stay here for a few weeks
>>688760502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1rT6Vi5Ln4
>>688760978
*wherever you go i will find you*
>>688761544
*and i will kill you*
>>688761544
When I was in college I saw a girl getting out of the drivers seat of her car, and she had a pedobear sticker on her window. I'm certain she had no idea.
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLEGATOR
I DRIVE A CHEVROLE MOVIE THEATOR
>>688754791
kekekekek
>>688761977
>Chevrolet
There are no old fags on /b/ anymore. Hate to break it to you.
anyone remember when we almost got taylor swift to perform at horace mann school for the deaf?
i started that first thread.
>>688762116
>is posting phonetic the nigger was saying
hello roodypoos
*Leaves*
>>688761785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ss_2mdMsiU&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D9ss_2mdMsiU&has_verified=1
>>688762657
Why hello there pedobear!
>>688762591
I havent heard that word in a looong fucking time. Feelsgoodman.png
SPARKLING WIGGLES
>>688762864
THE PEOPLES CHAMPION
>>688762591
candyass
>>688762591
Yeah if you say that we know youre just a newfag that doesnt know what it means or where its from. Fuck off dude
>>688758379
>>688757649
pick a target.
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
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>>688759387
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
I was winning for 5 years
>>688763270
I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either... I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.
>>688754784
oh my god i remember that fucking thread
>>688759719
>4chan
>"far-left"
Oldfag here, gtfo summerfags.
Whats an old fag? lol
>>688763295
>>688759387
oh shit i just lost the game! ahahah
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>>688763345
lulz,good times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVP4l2dSyYw
Everyone trying to prove there not an oldfag is automatically a summerfag
/exit
Dsfargeg
>>688764202
Can I buy that account with bitcoins? I don't have a credit card I'm 15
>>688758282
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Buncha candy-asses
> ayoo
haha all of these shits make me smile
>>688764737
Fucking kek...
>>688764479
Sell it for 10mil
>>688751346
I do what I want faggot
I̷̴̺̼̝̹͙̘͍͖̖͍ͣ̏̎̉ͪ͆̾ͥ̏͊͑ͫ̊͢ ̥̝̮̰̲̣̠̗̈́̿̑͑̊ͤ̄̇͌̀̚͟͢͠Ä̶̖̜͉͖̥̦̭̪̱ͬ͌͛̑ͨ̃̇ͦ̍̏͋̇̚̕͝Ḿ̷̢̜͖͉̮͎̮̼̫̲͇͚̲͈̣̲̲̣̣ͭ͗̄̌ͤ̈́́͐́͢ ̴͓̫̞̟̓̌ͮ̍̇ͯ͂͊̈̈́̀͟͠͞ͅT̵̴̛͖̼̘̏̑ͪ̾̒͡H̸̴̡̝̠̬̫̼̜̹̃͗ͮͬ̉́ͩ͘Ë͍͈̰̗͕͖̭̹́͗ͦͣͧ̾̀̀ͅ ̵̃ͦ͒̋̑͒̒̾ͯ̅̚͜͏͍̰̟͖̤͚̰͜C̵̗͎̘͎̟̠̲̫͕̥͇ͪ̆͒̌ͨͭ̓̀̃ͧ́͘͜͝H̸̗̼̠͇̯̪̩̫̥̮̱͓̰̬͔͈̿̌ͫ̔̋ͤ̈́̆̐̓̎̏̾̍ͤ͊ͦ̈́̚͝Ō̧̖̖͇̰̯̭ͪͯ̈́ͪ́́͝͞S̮̫͈̭̹̝̭̬͓̬̞̪̲̙̤̦̙̈́̈́́̐̍̅ͥ̊̓̑͒̐̚̕͟Êͦ̿͋̋́́̀͏̜͉̖̜̖̫͔̳̣͕̜͙̼̝͕͖̬̭ͅŅ̤͉͉̳̝̰̦͚̥̱͕̳͓̩͑̏̆̓́͗ͭ̽̂͝ ̶͍̼͍̱̮̖̫͚̙̠̣͎̪̠͒ͨ̽͐̆͘͟O̊͗ͭ͗͂ͭ̏ͯ̑̋̇͌͂ͯ̃ͪ̓҉̟͔̗͉̬͍̟̩͠N̛̽ͩ͆̾̇̓ͨ̀̕͜͏͚͇̦̗͕͈̠̞̭̬͕̹̟̟̠͙Ȅ̳̰͈̭̺̰̝͉̰̝̫̫̯̝̰̒̆ͧͬ̎͟͜͝ͅ
̦̳̹̰̣̰͚͕̱̤͍̺̻̙̿̏̒ͯͨͦ̏ͮ̐̐ͪ̍͜͠͞I̴̢͇̦̳̠̣̱̭̤ͨ͋̑̿ͬ̿́ͩ̂͟͜͡ ͕͎̟̻̻̭̟̒̇̓̎͛̒̊ͧ̃̿̓̆̎͐͘͟͞A̓͛̎̉͂̽̂͏̸̧̲̼͎̟̜̀̀M̸̨̆̒̆̽͋͋̉͋ͭ̉͆͗͌͋ͯͥ͂҉̱̝̬͚͉̘̬̭̪͞ ̴̄ͦ̍̎̐̅͐ͤ̏ͩͨ͋͋ͤ͐̓ͨ̐́͘͘͏̠͕̘̤̞̬̳N̸̷̛̥͇̫̦̲͙͇̤̳̖͙̬͕̺̠̭̜͒̈ͩ̋̿ͥ͒͒͡Ę̄͂̉͌͒̏͗ͫ͊̓̽͆͊҉̵̟͇̞̬W̛̙̻̮̻̻͈̹̬̼̙͂̈ͥ̍͒̌͂̏ͭͩ̍̽̿̔̑̚͢͝ ̖͈͓͈̱̹̅ͧ̓ͭͧ̃̎̉̍͌ͣ̓͒ͭ̚͟͡F͎͚̝̦͉͎̤̘͇͉͐̑̿ͭ͐̌͑ͦ̃̐̏ͪͥ̊̅̐͟ͅA͗̋̎ͨͨ͒̓̔͛̆̍͊̊̽̍͗͒̕͡҉̷̲͖̳͙̥̯̲̪̞͓͘Ĝ̴̢̔͂́̄̎͏̠̮̺̹̲̫͚̯̫̲̠̭͎ͅ
>>688757065
oh for fucks sake, try harder you lame, weak cunt
>>688764829
Spooky
