Best story? Can be lewd if must, but would prefer bitchiest scout story, or funny stories.

>>688751303
Just tell us your favorite stories, lewd or otherwise.

Dunno what you mean by bitchy, stories about when the girls got uppity?


>local zoo
>winter
>I teach them about how to keep your hands warm
>finish with a cheeky "or just put your cold hands down the neck of your pal"
>demonstrate on unsuspecting girl
>squeels
>she retaliates
>many girls join in but there are only so much room for hands down my neck
>one girl slips her hands under my shirt from behind to warm them on my stomach
>wellplayed.pdf
>everyone removes their hands
>girl lingers way to long and feels my abs up before she slips out
>not /fit/ but I do have a flat stomach
>no one else noticed in the fracas
>contemplate if I can get in trouble for getting molested
>better watch that girl

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Uh

Should I continue?

>>688752398
My little cousin did that to me with cold hands once. Little creep...


Who was the biggest creeper your troupe ever dealt with, customer or no?

>>688753130
I'm interested.

>>688753130
Interested too

>>688753160
Hmm I guess that would be "Jack"

>male leader from neighbouring corp
>looks like a red head jack black
>very outgoing and charming
>only talks to our cutest girls
>super obvious
>ignored girls are so obviously ignored that they feel bad
>jack talks to the girls like he was flirting with girls his age
>found out he played truth or dare with them
>he bailed before doing anything illegal though
>his own scouts hate him
We avoided that corp from that day on.

>>688754055
What's the strangest thing you've caught one of them doing?

>>688754055
You ever report him? I'd think there was oversight on that shit.

>>688754487
Err, should have specified. By "them" I meant one of the girls.

>>688751303
Be honest do any of them get you super horny?

>>688754503
He was behaving just barely not pedo enough for anyone to do anything.

Personally I think he's just inappropriate, not a true pedo.

>>688754487
Oh wow, nothing really comes to mind. Girls that age do some pretty outlandish shit at times.

>camp
>morning
>girls are barely up but awake
>rustling in bushes
>they suspect correctly that it's a leader come to wake them
>quick! Pretend to be asleep! For prank reasons!
>for some reason this means undressing down to top and panties and lying on top of sleeping bag faking sleep
>plan was to scare me when I came close
>I clear the bushes to see a tableau of undress and underage skin basking in the morning sun
>nope the fuck out of there for legal reasons
>let them sleep in
>they tell me about the failed prank later

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>>688755288
I won't lie, some of them have had that impact on me. My conscience is clean though.

>>688756386
Are theese pics of the girls?

How is there male Girl Scout leader? Isn't Girl Scouts girls only?

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You ever had one deliberately flirt with p
you past the point of being appropriate?

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Maybe

>my scouts add me on social media
>usually they have different accounts for say instagram
>one public where their parents are added
>one secret private account for their homies
>I often qualify for their private account since I'm a bro or something
>years pass and they are older teens
>suddenly they post pics of their partying, drinking and similar
>lots of lewd pics to brag to their girl friends
>I notice I'm usually one of the few males on the list
>don't like/upvote/heart lewd pics because that would be creepy
>they probably forget I'm on the list
This is why I regularly get pics like
>sunbathing with friends
>locker room posing
>shopping and trying on clothes
>lewd posing
>bikini and swim wear
>artful nudes (no naughty bits)
>gym pics
And apparently taking a nude bubble bath in a cramped tub with your girls is something perfectly common.

>>688757422
No chance we'll get to see any of those though, right?

>>688757101
I'm europoor. We liberal as shit.

>>688757110
I used to try charm on the girls I thought were quitting or hadn't decided to join if I thought they were receptive to it.
>I'd be real sad if you didn't join next semester
>look her in the eyes
>hand caressing her cheek
Stopped that, it never worked out well.
>jealousy
>infighting
Keeping girls that aren't at their core interested in scouting is bad for the troupe.

>>688758537
Ok. The cheek touching is kinda redflaggish...

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>>688758251
Well maybe one or two.

>>688757110
I'll post some greentext and you be the judge of the level of appropriate.

>movie night sleepover
>it's the day after
>most of everyone has gone home
>other leaders have left
>last of the girls leave and some say they'll come back and watch more movies after having lunch at home
>yeah right they'll just fall asleep or not bother
>I'm alone in our scout cabin and decide to watch the one horror movie we didn't watch bc scaredy cats
>lie on a comfy sofa in the middle of the room
>watch the movie projected on the ceiling
>great sound system
>movie is the orphanage
>it's scary as fuck
>I'm clutching some pillows enjoying the movie but also too scared to go change it
>suddenly jumped by two girls
Cont

>>688759121
I know I know.

>>688759220

>scared shitless
>two girls giggle
>it's ballerina (did I tell her story about the acrobatics?) and a girl who looked exactly like bella thorne
>after the shock, I get mad and tickle them both severly for revenge
>notice a third girl giving me a sceptical look
>they tell me she's a friend who accompanied them there to make sure they didn't go to a cabin to watch movies with some "pedophile pervert"
>ouch
>20m later we are all lying on the wide sofa getting scared shitless by this movie
>ballerina had a crush on me so she eeked happily while curling up on my left
>bella liked me and copied by monopolizing my right side
>poor 3rd girl was genuinely scared so she scrambled over her friends and practically lay on top of me
>this looks so bad right now it would be like a comedy if someone would come through the door and see us like this
>suddenly the door opens
Cont

>>688755932
lol wut? they wanted you to gaze upon them

>>688759600
don't even care if this is real, it's entertaining

OP is not a faggot

cont you bastard!

>>688759927
Agreed.

>>688759220
Always appreciated.

>>688759769
No that's what's so weird about it, they genuinely undressed to give the illusion of them being all asleep. Half of the girls were super shy but none thought too hard about being seen in panties apparently.

>>688759600
Im waiting

>>688759927
I swear I'm not making any of this up, that's why some stories have lack lustre endings or aren't lewd enough.


>>688759600
>Ballerina's dad is an overprotective autist the size of Hodor and goes by the nickname of Frankendad
>I was legit fearful for my life
>see a big looming shadow
>shiiiit
>"what's going on?"
>the tone is slightly accusatory but not angry
>praise Allah it's my big boned colleague who left work early to help me pack the movie equipment
>he scolds me lightly for how bad this would look if a parent walked in
>I never finished the Orphanage
>3rd girl started in our scout troupe the next week

>>688760995
Bump

Entertaining idgaf if it's not real

Lurking bump
What I'd do to have 3 Girl Scouts cuddle up to me while watching a scary movie...

just lurking, keep going OP

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Ok storytime about Ballerina
>blonde, braces, big eyes cute button nose
>went to a ballet school
>full of energy, bubbly personality
>always laughing, doing cartwheels
>had a crush on me, the only one who was kinda open about it
>did lots of acrobatics to impress me maybe
>on this day she was wearing white loose short shorts
>"catch my legs anon"
>she seemed to go for the assisted hand stand
>I catch her legs
>"ok now lower your hands and hold my waist"
>ok?
>suddenly she flings out her legs in a perfect split while hand standing
>very impressive
>it also suddenly put her crotch inches from my face
>loose linen shorts don't cover much when you do the split
>ordinary panties don't cover much either apparently
>she jumps on her feet and laughs embarassed and runs away
>I now live with the image of surprise underaged vagoo on my conscience
This was some years ago, she now has a bf that looks suspciously like me...

>>688761779
This one's gonna be someone's fap fuel...

>>688761779
More? :)

>>688759600
>monopolizing my right side

Jesus. How thick is your neckbeard

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>>688761779
I am become envy, the destroyer of worlds.
This is sounding like a pretty sweet deal. Do Girl Scouts go round year, or just summer time?

>kayaking with my girl scouts
>shitty weather, rainy and windy
>we litterally are blown ashore
>everyone gets out
>we are way dispersed along this shore
>only other person in my vicinity is this 13yo girl
>blonde, super shy, cute as only high end rich girls can be
>she is soaked and shivering
>"get changed into dry clothes and rain gear"
>she tries
>she is to cold and shivery to get out of her super tight jeans
>shit
>I have to help her
>wet tight jeans are a bitch to get off
>I am unwillingly molesting her as I have to slowly roll her jeans down and off her
>this is hard
>almost drag her panties off in the process
>get stuck
>fuck it the jeans rip
>ok
>she is comatose with cold so now I have to dry her off with a towel while she stands in her soaked underwear
>Iamsogoingtojail
>now she needs to change her underwear
>only solution is me holding up the towel around her and averting my gaze
>she takes forever
>apparently her cold numb fingers are having a hard time with the bra clasps
>jesus christ I'm not helping her no matter what
>she manages in the end
>minutes later some cows and a bull chases us over to the right side of the fence
>the others welcome us back
Saw her when she turned 17.
She was a solid 9/10.

>>688762702
Okay.... I'm sorry, but I'm calling bullshit.

>>688762300
No neck beard at all friendo. Blame my prose on not having english as first language.

>>688762317
Weekly all year except summer. Camp in summer and events on weekends sometimes.

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>>688763261
B-but it really happened anon...

>>688762702
Bullshit

>>688763592
Just, more, please?

>>688763592
Prove your OP and not some neckbeard role playing. What girl would ask for help with her pants if she was cold? I don't care if you're Andrew Garfield, we run when we're cold.

>summer camp
>all ages of scouts
>I'm for some reason the swim guard of the day
>lots of small kids and their scout parents
>moms think I'm cute so they like me
>dads and other male leaders who don't know me think me suspicious for being a girl scout leader
>I bro it up with the teen boys and we water wrestle and play some water football
>then my girls arrive
cont

>>688764267
Well, she had been sitting in a kayak hardly moving her legs for hours and her tight jeans (bad material for scouting) had tightened further as they were soaked.
Being hungry, cold and wet isn't something many kids have had to cope with so she wen't into the classical mode we call "coma".
This state is common in one severity or other during camp.
She just wouldn't or couldn't do what was good for her, change into dry clothes.

>>688764383
I do have to ask though, why would you choose to be a girl scout leader? Doesn't seem like you've done it for pedo reasons, so why exactly?

>>688764383
bump

>>688764383
>of note are two of the older ones
>Bella and Asian-chan are walking in all their 15yo splendour
>their bikinis are matching pink and black looking like something from the victoria secrets catalogue
>they are slightly laced, form fitting and very sensual
>super inappropriate on these two
>both have small bosoms augumented by their push up tops
>their bottoms are a different matter
>Bella has a thin frame with a gifted natural booty rivaling her name sake
>asia-chan has done her best with squats and running to fight her genetics for a similarly impressive yet smaller bum
>high cut showing lots of cheek
>I say what everyone is thinking
>cmon girls whats with your bikinis
>they look like sexy underwear
>tehee silly anon it's because they are
>victorias secret btw, not cheap you know
Cont

>>688765115
Then she was trying to get you in a compromised position, and you fell for it. She was either horny, or trying to get you in trouble.

The op has made these threads for the past like month. First tine I've seen the same person on /b/ and be so consistent. Also some anons grandmother was the picture op posted, and even provided proof. Anyone still have?

>>688765447
Bosoms? Cringe.

Also this is fucking creepy. You shouldn't be in charge of children

>>688765132
Good q
Boy scouts are less prone to infighting and are easier to handle emotionally. At that age though they are markedly less mature but no biggie.
Girl scouts are nicer people though. And they won't try to knife or wrestle you. I genuinely enjoy hanging out with them and teaching them shit society won't.

>>688765719
What could be better?