Best story thread (ANYTHING)
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>>688743592
Wow
>>688743874
Just made this. My Magnum Opus.
>Be me
>Be 8
>Be 1964
>Am of negro heritage
>Just finished moving
>StereotypicalSmalltimeTown
>culdesac.jpeg
>Have a few neighbors
>The really traditional kind
>The kind that would still introduce slavery as a good thing
>Anyway, neighbors come over to introduce themselves
>Jerry and Mary.mov
>Mom exchanges pleasantries
>Invites their little shit over to play
>Let's call her Dee
>NotThisTime.gif
>Say to mom that I need to weewee
>She excuses me
>Walk like I'm heading to the bathroom
>Instead sneak out the back
>Silently slip away into the backyard
>Hear a faint scream from another house
>SherlockHomesOnTheCase
>Creep up to the house
>Peek in through the back window
>See neighbors daughter chewing on something
>I step on some dry leaves
>Fuck.mp5
>She hears me
>She turns around
>Her mouth is red
>See bones littered across the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>See another kid's body in the corner
>mfw Dee's Nuts
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>>688744148
Just stop. Never attempt comedy again
>>688743730
i laughed way too hard at the graham cracker bit
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>>688745678
fine. if no one else wants to pose I am wasting my time here.
Bump
i'm not even sure what i'm dumping
>>688743093
OP is a faggot
The End
>>688743730
>graham crackers
>mfw
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>>688743093
The pledge?
Requesting the one where crazy fit bro fights ghosts with holy water drenched fists
>>688743730
Tight handshakes are so stupid/gay I swear
>>688744148
If this is your best work, I hope you do not reproduce.
>>688746614
IPATTF
OTUSOA
ATTRFWIS
ON,UG,I,WLAJFA
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>>688744148
belongs in cringe thread
literally the worst
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>>688746976
You pledge to having a stroke?
>>688743093
also
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>>688746859
you just have a shitty handshake then, people are suppose to use a certain about of power when giving a proper handshake
>>688747284
the 5/19 are the picture numbers apparently. not the length of the story.
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>>688746614
Pledge of allegiance
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>>688747509
No, going out of your way to squeeze someone as hard as you can is fucking stupid.
That's not a firm handshake.
>>688747679
I don't get this
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>>688748108
true that, i never fucking understood assholes that do that, we get it you got a great grip now go grab your dick with that and rip it off
>>688743592
Crazy ass story
>>688748347
Whoops tagged myself twice in that last post
>>688748476
One of my personal favorites
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>>688747872
I still don't know what that is
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>>688748810
Also a personal favorite
>>688748347
best in this thread
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>>688749005
Thank you
>>688748930
last sex story i got
anyone have anymore?
>>688749188
The fuck where did my pic go but hey dubs
>>688749088
9/10
>>688749348
Y'all motherfuckers need to start dumping me and
>>688749307 have been holding up this thread
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>>688749561
i would keep dumping but I only like to save the sex stories, kinda like an erotica. cant keep the funny shit cause then it gets old for me. I got wincest stories if you niggas want that
>>688744148
Fuck you anon. You made me read your shitty story
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>>688744148
did anyone else get to
>be negro
and just stop reading?
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>>688749431
Glad you like it
>>688749753
It's cool anon you've done your service time for someone else to pick up the slack
>>688749753
If you stick around I'll post sex stories
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>>688750221
post em anon, need some new content to fap to
here are some tits
>>688750242
this one is my favorite
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>>688750440
Yeah I feel that man. Your one hell of a writer too.
>>688750800
Muh get
>>688750221
kek
>>688744148
Youre shit
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>>688750923
Think this Is it for the night got a run and some extrenious copulation to be ready for.
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>>688751444
God damn gets are coming in strong in this thread
>>688746672
I have it but I can't find it
>>688751642
My story is not shit, TRIPS have spoken!
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>>688744615
Instead of being asshurt and replying to everyone, just delete your shitty post
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>>688751499
All of my gets
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>>688743592
Reminds me somewhat of "The Egg." I love stories like that
>>688747197
Stupid faggot, those are the first letters of each word of the pledge
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>>688746200
pure genius