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You know what to do /b I already got us started. Posts ending in 8 and dubs get posted
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So i can kill the rest of them
> Jesus take the wheel
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>>688737242
Roll
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So I could be a cop and do a better job
No more protests after I come, because all will be good
Those nignogs will never see it coming
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>>688737461
Rerorr Ching chong
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>>688737242
Reroll
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Please don't let this die
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Nigger unmatched new girl
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>>688738796
Hey wanna get lunch?
I'll meet you at Aragon Middle school, maybe they'll have chickie nugs
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>>688739128

Nice roll
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>>688739468
That school is right behind my backyard
First thing that came to mind
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>>688739468
If you dont want the chicken nuggera though i am sure they have swear potatoes or fried frenchs
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>>688739468
How about you make me dinner and I make it so you can't shit right for a week?
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And then i can nug this dick in your chicken ass
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>>688740599
Not same guy but follow it with Bok Bok Bok in a separate message please
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If you're not feeling nugs then let's get sushi
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>>688740066
>>688740599
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Hey babe, check my sweet threads.
>>688737072
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>>688740727
I am that guy, do as this guy says
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>>688740727
I'm trying to be the hero b deserves
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>>688740948
The one it needs
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>>688740948
Fucking op delivers
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>>688740681
I'll be the freak you need
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>>688740681
Boo this can be you
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My thread sucks trying to get more replies
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>>688740948
I'd give you a (You) but I'm too much of a newfag to know what you give them to.
So have a picture of a Duck.
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>>688741572
Boo you know you want this type of luvin
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>>688741572
but seriously ill jam my dick so far up your ass itll fucking pop out of your eye socket
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>>688740948
were you influenced by Carl the Cuck yesterday? I'm still recovering from that quality kekage
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>>688741572
You can be my princess
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Sorry bitch, I'm posting this convo on 4chan trying to stroke my weak assed ego with more losers like me. Please ignore my texts and don't tell anyone what sad cunt I really am. I'm so sorry. I'll wash your car on Sunday with my tongue if you keep quiet.
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*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
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>>688741908
winner
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>>688741248
Op >>688741572
I've got some plans for you that don't involve this image. I say we go out for taco bell and chill
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I got two new bitches on the line now so the real fun can being
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>>688742286
Send this.
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>>688742286
hmm. post a cute animal and girls hit on you?

seems too easy hehe *snickers nefariously*
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>>688742380
its tinder you fucking mong you can't
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>>688742387
Pretty much how tinder works
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>>688742466
Just watch me
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>>688737072
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>>688742380
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>>688742580
roll for writing, not photoposting
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>>688742580
Go go go
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>>688742580
roll
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>>688742580
reroll
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>>688742580
Imma get to the point. I am this robot
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what do I have to do to put it in your butt?
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>>688742580
rerollerino
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>>688742897
>>688743014
Typing
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>>688742580
just one more roll
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What's up*
you illiterate bitch. Going have to fuck some brains into you.
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>>688743344
winrar
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>>688743349
Reroll
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send a pic of your dick
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>>688743349
Roll for this
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I copied what I wrote so we can use this again
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>>688744380
well done mate.
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i want to violently rape you in the ass with a pineapple
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I am so hard right now
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>>688744463
any response yet?
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>>688744716
Not yet
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>>688744677
We got a reply lads
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>>688744932
Cot Dammit
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>>688742380
Wew she liked it
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>>688744845
If this hook works, this shit goes into r/4chan
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>>688744677
I'm trying
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>>688745155
Send her this
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>>688744677
>>688745246
I delivered its up to you and kek now
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>>688745562
hory shitu
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yup
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>>688745660
Should I tell her she's the first (of many)
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>>688745753
has she checked the first letter allready? :D
Play the "your the first, baby" card on her
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Reply from earlier
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>>688741875
sauce?
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>>688745916
kek
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>>688746151
Reichswehrmachtsvormarsch
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>>688746151
can i anally rape you with a pine apple
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>>688746151
"Wanna see my collection of child pornography?"
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>>688746544
Winrar winrar chicken dinrar!
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>>688746544
WINRUUUUUUR
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>>688746544
oh god :)
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>>688746544
Are the cops gonna call my house again if I say that?
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>>688746544
eyy yo deliver fgt
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>>688742802
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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op is a faggot
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I had a dream about going on a nice date with a girl, and then when the date was over, i strangled her to death and fucked her dead body and cut her into pieces and ate her..
Btw, wanna go on a date?
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>>688746544
dis gon b gud
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>>688747748
No you're a fucking faggot
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>>688748447
Oh fuck you actually did it, enjoy prison
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>>688748604
Thanks
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>>688748604
lol you are retarded
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>>688748615
>>688748746
>>688748835

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
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Op is my hero
> rolling for "Can I eat a mile of your shit to sniff where it came from?"
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>>688749645
:)
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>>688749683
Let me find a new cock garage I'll start with this
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