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gotta be fake, theres hopefully not individuals like that.
>>688715629
honestly if they are happy about it, fine. but why the hell does it have to be in an apple shop??? fucking faggots
>>688715381
bluewhale
>>688715381
whitewhale
>>688715381
landwhale
does it hurt your soul
afrooo
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>>688715992
Jon Snow really let himself go didn't he?
>>688715809
Tumblr in one picture
>>688716417
Obviously satire
>>688715809
You know she ate that entire thing not 5 mins later. Thats a feminist sized cookie.
here you are! offbeat claps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYJmsgpLrf8
>>688717109
this is even better! it's like /b/'s meetup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqH6fiaCSqY
>>688717320
and the last one. I call this "Circle of the Fattie"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EVuYg3MNL4
>>688717109
>>688717320
>>688717520
>"Everyday we stray further from god's light."
>>688717109
>>688717320
>>688717520
what the fuck
what
the
actual
fuck
is that...
videos like this make me feel good about living in a shithole like Poland, we dont have shit like that here
>>688718261
>and never attack you
kek
>>688715809
yuck
>>688715571
there is this guy
>>688718261
Definitely anime jutsu. I'm gonna shoot lazers and shit
>>688717109
>>688717320
>>688717520
This wouldn't even be funny if I was stoned.
>>688718261
i dont understand this picture.
>>688718652
Aren't raw potatoes poisonous?
>>688719005
you pick one
>>688718881
It feels deeply wrong, made my fucking skin crawl.
>>688719220
Nah they just taste straight up like starch. Probably hard on your stomach
>>688716751
is that a heroin kit on his bed
>>688719678
It's a shirt and a belt, I just don't understand how somebody can get by with such a tiny fucking bed though.
>>688718776
couldnt stop laughing
>>688717320
select character
>>688720101
the shirt is to cry into, the belt is to hang himself with
>>688719220
green potatoes are
>>688718776
Top kek forgot about this guy - I wonder how he's doing. Suppose his wife has left him yet?
>>688718670
I want to die
>>688720682
How
How can somebody be this fucking dense
<----------- best OC cringe
>>688720980
Its the Undertale fandom, what the fuck did you expect?
>>688721171
another one
i dare you all, fgts.
>pooalexa.com
>>688721272
It's not even an animal.... what a cheap fuck
>>688721312
end it all
>http://uwubanana.tumblr.com/
Do it, I dare you
>>688721312
Well, gotta make a living somehow...
>>688720682
Why did people even like undertale? It's just a lazily made graphic novel that seems a bit pandery.
>>688719358
this remember me a video of a canadian searching a secretary for his fun club
I need a secreaty, blonde, single and sexy for, errrr, for the job.
>>688721537
>>688721677
>>688721631
hope you checked out the reviews, guys.
https://www.pooalexa.com/shop/shippables/poop/
>>688721543
Why
>>688721864
I don't know, people just instantly dickride it because "its supah meta" or something.
>>688721543
>"Had God abandoned us?"
>>688717109
>>688717320
>>688717520
The fucking "MMMMM" makes me want to die
>>688721864
it has a good story
>>688721960
Played it
It was an okay game
Waaaay too fucking slow tho
>>688721025
how is this cringe
>>688715992
He looks out of breath from taking a picture
>>688720096
Underrated
I waited for a time to consume that tempting chocolate. I tried first all the others treats, like brownies, twinkies, cookies, but the Alexa poop IS THE BETTER treat that I ate. Indeed, smell very stinky, the flavor is so strong, bitter but with a sweet taste too. When I opened the container I couldn’t resist to put my tongue in that creamy shit, the best meal direct from the ass of the beautiful scat princess Alexa!! That’s 100% Alexa flavor and odor. You can’t stop to order this tasty addiction!!
>>688721934
>TFW literally eating shit
>>688715891
nigger's pulling a long con to steal her food stamps
>>688722390
her twinkies should be great too, friend.
>>688722390
"I must say that I don’t eat poop often. In fact, it’s rare. Her poop tastes good, yet I am disgusted by my own. How weird is that? she is definitely a treat! I have always said to myself that I won’t eat just any girl’s poop unless she is exceptionally attractive. Alexa is also really healthy. You can taste it! Her poop is loaded in fiber and really does taste sweet and bitter. I feel so weird. It’s going to take 3-4 days for me to finish the dish, but it’s really good. I just got the container today, and I’ve already ate about half of it. As someone who doesn’t smoke, loves to lift weights, and is very obsessive about being germ free, I have always had a very powerful immune system. Eating from Alexa is a perfect way to coerce toward a stronger immune system. I’m going to try all of her shippables in the near future."
A "Review" from the website. I can't tell if it's real or not.
>>688721934
>oatmeal shit pie
Come fucking on man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpmTNH7dQ5Q
spooky
>>688722518
>i'm hooked for life. it's very addictive.
>>688715629
Do you think I'm cute private pile?
>>688721312
>>688721537
>>688721631
>>688721677
>>688722390
check this one:
I repeat…this is the greatest thing ever.
First, one needs to consider the value of this delicacy. There are probably five of these produced tops in a week’s time so get in line because there is certainly a demand. And me…I’m a bit particular about my preference, and willing to wait a bit longer for the Goddess, Poo Alexa, to create the perfect gift for me. Those of us who understand the blurred line between the sacred and the profane recognize the greatness of what Poo Alexa offers. It’s like a surprise Christmas. Once you get the tracking number, you just put it in a browser window and refresh each morning. It takes a few days but one morning you’ll hit refresh and it’ll show that it’s on the way. Instant thrill!!! Eventually my fourth wife will appear and I will have to leave this practice as a warm memory but until that time comes (and quite honestly, I’m in no hurry) I will remain extremely grateful for Poo Alexa’s ultimate treat. As I post this…I just got home, and today is Christmas in April.
>>688722038
*overly pretentious and predictable story with morals so far up it's ass it sees out of its mouth
>>688720096
Not cringe, just awesome
>>688716487
am I having a stroke? What are these words I don't know what that says
>>688721312
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss05LEkUShU
THE ULTIMATE ONE
>>688716751
If i ever have a son, and he turns out to be a brony, i swear on my life i will make his a living hell. I'll keep beating that little ponyfucker until he understands that it is not fucking ok to be a brony. God damn it i can't even begin to understand the pain the fathers of these filthy seedwastes are feeling.
Straight outta Harvey's Lake
https://youtu.be/Hhez2qTFFCs
>>688722748
I literally gagged, that is so fucked.
>>688722986
>https://www.pooalexa.com/shop/shippables/2-poo-nut-butter-cups/
As usual I am happy as can be. I love Poo Alexa and am stoked I am the first reviewer of the delicious Poo-Nut Butter Cups. Heck, I may have even been the first to buy them. At least I think I got there on opening pooday. So I get my cups, yum yum yum, in my mail and they are amazing. I love chocolate, I love peanut butter, and I love poo. These things are better than the delicacy candies they sell at the fancy chocolatier in Belmont Shores. This is the third type of shippable that I’ve tried and I think it might be my favorite. These things are rad rad rad!!! And you can take them to work for lunch and nobody will know, bwahhhahahaha
>>688723579
>Reinbow Daesh
>Pockets of spaghetti
>God is dead
>>688721025
yeah but you won't post the Cowboy Bebop one because MUH SPACE COWBOY
>>688718261
From a non cringe point of view, anime jutsu sounds pretty good, just be a hero all day and the rest will follow
>>688723965
ISIS pony when?
>>688723579
KEK
>>688721543
there is no god
>>688719608
>>688719220
no, they are. cousin to the nightshade
>>688724111
It's his pronunciation of it, almost immediately.
>"A crossover between Reinbow Daesh and Sonic."
>>688724200
>>688724111
checking them all
thank me later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5Z253eUHbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbk-COoa2ZU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhMZsXyxcjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5a2M3sYBxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daxLDjqk6-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLUaH14MP18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFvUlk7G5eA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St4ATktIqyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8KRFjJSFXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwr0mTdzwWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIEG4lCwI8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zXNKXZEO_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rasKwPDwV4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKqZm9DtMwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAjjooIP8YU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO7ogJKyPRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AmPx6VCgOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haOypoQT428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Hmk6yCkUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOIFtbHS-tw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZZ8YSXClyI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knu2gHGHvkk
so you like art kids that's great!!!
>>688721543
I can't believe this is a thing....
s/fur threads
>>688724315
it was more of a meme than a question but yes
his accent is retarded and brilliant
where is he from?
>>688724369
pretty sure >>688723579 drew all of those
>>688715992
what is that shit on his stomach?
>>688721312
So she encourages people to order lots internationally. But it's all done fresh on the day, and she's constantly back-ordered. It just doesn't work.
>>688721864
I enjoyed the battles well enough, kept waiting for "amazing story" to happen but it never did.
>>688719995
>kajiit will want double pay for this friend
Worst thing I have ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbevV6AH9AE
>>688719220
In that stupid faggots case I really hope they are
>>688725138
his stomach.
>>688725410
jesus, this has to be joke right?
right?
>>688725138
I reckon discoloration from lack of blood flow, caused by enough cholesterol to comfortably sustain a small African tribe for several generations.
>>688725138
exercise lines from working out
>>688725499
i guess she employs some illegal mexicans and pays them below minimum wage.
>>688723792
Theres a documentation about a father whose son is a brony. You can literally see death in his eyes
>>688721543
not this shit again
>>688725410
dont fuck with that bad ass
>>688725505
I thought Toriel was a sweetheart
>>688725512
I thought this was gonna be that girl who would attempt to do covers, and then she'd just get frustrated and start screaming.
>>688719220
Raw potatoes with salt are really tasty and efficient. 3 keeps you full for 6+ hours.
>>688718776
>mfw: this fucking weirdo is getting laid and I'm not.....
>>688725913
I know what you're talking about I have a pic in my autism folder (autism/cringe/whatever it's called these days)
>>688725684
Nope. It's not a joke. It's a tragedy, but not a joke.
>>688726094
This is what I mean...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtJGaA1moRo
>>688718261
I hate to say it but id take gf jutsu.... id do anything to plow sakura haruno real hard
>>688721025
Are there like royalty free fight scene templates for illustrator or something? There seems to be a lot of this.
>>688715629
It's only cringey for you because you got a boner from it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1c2KzJbcGA
>>688718261
aren't 2 and 3 virtually the same?
I'd choose 2 specifically and go to Gensoukyo. 1 guy, all those women fighting for my dick
>>688721543
I'm killing myself
>>688724261
The plant is poisonous the potatoes are not. However, if exposed to sunlight they will produce toxins and go green, then they are poisonous, cooking them will not remove the poison
>>688726820
2 seems to transport you to an anime world keeping them independent whilst 3 makes the real world into an anime world
>>688721543
why whould anybody do that?!
and then there was this bullshit.
>>688721543
Nothing surprising; Rule 34...
>>688721543
jesusfuckingchrist
>>688722741
No one falls in love faster than a nigga that needs a place to sleep.
>>688727071
No, the potatoes are. The leaves do have a higher concentration (by far) but the tubers definitely have a poisonous content.
>>688715381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI5ICZZVctQ
>>688721543
There is no god
>>688721312
>pooalexa.com
Why???
>>688727340
damn man that's pretty deep actually
>>688726277
that bush lawn sign in the background
it says "evil" in case you wondered
>>688718991
What an odd tattoo to show someone who's nailing you doggystyle.
>>688721512
wow she can't even get it in the hole cringed so hard thanks i am out now
>>688721025
>>688726409
I believe this was done intentionally, as a tribute.
>>688728051
Sorry but it says spaghetti
>>688715381
Why post fake crap op? How big of a faggot are you? Maybe spiderfag can help us?
SPIDER FAG TEAR DOWN THIS THREAD!
>>688721543
This is... disturbing...
>>688722920
underrated post
>>688721272
That trigger discipline is the cringiest thing in the thread. Why do faggots always think their finger has to be on the fucking trigger?
>>688715629
Where's the cringe?
>>688726794
Over 10 mil views and she is not monetizing it is she? I didn't see any ads
>>688721934
>Wahhh muh wage gap
Maybe when used men's underwear and our poop has a market value women can bitch about pay equality. Until then they can stfu.
>>688728620
why do people flip their shit, hooting and shouting "DAT TRIGGER DISCIPLINE" every time they look at a picture of a gun?
Answer me that shit
>>688728672
They're in an Apple store?
>>688716751
Why does this fag have a money pusher outer thing in his room?
>>688729119
>2016
>literally doesn't know what cosplay is
>>688723285
>being this hipster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l71QJVAHww
>>688729288
>posting cosplay of an overweight child on his tinder
Who is he going for, old an pedo?
>>688728051
That's pretty badass
>>688721543
It was only a matter of time.
>>688718652
TOPKEKA
>>688728950
Because it's idiotic and it's how accidents happen. Guns get a bad rep because faggots have to look badass for instagram.
>>688722748
>>688722518
I rarely ever post, I usually just lurk around
but this is one of the most disgusting things I've seen in quite a while
I was feeling quite well up until now but suddenly I feel sick all the way down to my ass from reading these crazy reviews
How can these people survive on shit?
How could you possibly order shit online and eat it? Just imagine all the shit between your teeth
Jesus where has the world come to
Somebody has to end this. This is not natural and every god frowns upon this
>>688715381
I want to believe but this cannot be real
>>688715891
I can't understand why anyone would be with a girl like that. Can anyone explain?
>>688727183
I just want to hold him down and cut his hair.
>>688728191
worth the read
>>688715776
judging by the look of faggot in grey, prolly works there and the military boy went right there after coming back off the plane. If any faggot military member wore that into a shop not going to/from a place where it's required I'd call them a faggot.
>>688731230
the ass was fat
>>688720682
Undertale was a good game but this,this is extremely fucking retarded
>>688720096
i would fucking love that job
>>688718652
Hahaha this is some mad magazine shit
>>688730989
there is another nice review where some refers esp. to the great feeling of sucking the leftovers out of his teeth.
it's a fucked up world, man.
>>688723579
I don't have words for the rage.
>>688715992
From a fat man, I say to him:
Tuck in your fucking gut! You're disgusting.
>>688718776
>living the dream
>>688723909
>nobody will know
>literal shit in a box
>>688732078
why rage buddy?
>>688726254
Johnny sins right there is in a pain no man shall ever have the displeasure of experiencing
>>688729119
Charge your phone man.
>>688726254
That poor man
>>688729212
That's a tv.
>>688716751
OK I have no problem w people who watch my little pony but don't be like this fucking guy
>>688715381
the ugly people losers still act gay but is still
ugly
and the ugly guys losers smell like crap like beyonce and is ugly as shit
and thats why fuck all the ugly people losers that reject the attrative loser people cause the popular people and the attrative loser people think the ugly people losers are pathatic and ugly and thats why the ugly people losers force me to hurt attrative loser people and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like dog crap like beyonce and the ugly people losers outnumber the popular people and the attrative loser people and thats why the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and patahtic and fuck their music
>>688730989
>every god frowns upon this
I like you. You can fuck my sister.
>>688731272
I read it because of your post. Fuck you. It goes nowhere.
>>688715381
the ugly people losers still act gay but is still
ugly
and the ugly guys losers smell like crap like beyonce and is ugly as shit
and thats why fuck all the ugly people losers that reject the attrative loser people cause the popular people and the attrative loser people think the ugly people losers are pathatic and ugly and thats why the ugly people losers force me to hurt attrative loser people and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like dog crap like beyonce and the ugly people losers outnumber the popular people and the attrative loser people and thats why the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and patahtic and fuck their music
the nigger
and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and the ugly people losers has to hurt the popular people and the attrative loser people the ugly way and the ugly guys losers smell like crap like beyonce and thats why fuck the ugly people losers and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and is pathatic and hurt the popular people if the awesome people or the popular people try to act and thats why fuck the ugly people loseres and there ugly friends ugly group
>>688728672
Apple store.
>>688715381
the ugly people losers still act gay but is still
ugly
and the ugly guys losers smell like crap like beyonce and is ugly as shit
and thats why fuck all the ugly people losers that reject the attrative loser people cause the popular people and the attrative loser people think the ugly people losers are pathatic and ugly and thats why the ugly people losers force me to hurt attrative loser people and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like dog crap like beyonce and the ugly people losers outnumber the popular people and the attrative loser people and thats why the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and patahtic and fuck their music
the nigger
and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and the ugly people losers has to hurt the popular people and the attrative loser people the ugly way and the ugly guys losers smell like crap like beyonce and thats why fuck the ugly people losers and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and is pathatic and hurt the popular people if the awesome people or the popular people try to act and thats why fuck the ugly people losers and there ugly friends ugly group
iam a nigger for real
>>688715381
the ugly people losers still act gay but is still
ugly
and the ugly guys losers smell like crap like beyonce and is ugly as shit
and thats why fuck all the ugly people losers that reject the attrative loser people cause the popular people and the attrative loser people think the ugly people losers are pathatic and ugly and thats why the ugly people losers force me to hurt attrative loser people and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like dog crap like beyonce and the ugly people losers outnumber the popular people and the attrative loser people and thats why the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and patahtic and fuck their music
the nigger
and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and the ugly people losers has to hurt the popular people and the attrative loser people the ugly way and the ugly guys losers smell like crap like beyonce and thats why fuck the ugly people losers and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and is pathatic and hurt the popular people if the awesome people or the popular people try to act and thats why fuck the ugly people losers and there ugly friends ugly group
iam the mother fucken nigger and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like crap like beyonce and is ugly as shit
and iam the nigger
>>688723579
Her name?
Anyone got the screen cap for this
>>688721543
>>688724086
Youve got it backwards. The comparison youre referring to had a show copy off of bebop. Bebop came first. I dont remember the show it compared with but i do remember they were saying that the show copied bebop
>>688718776
I was not prepared for this........ what the actual fuck
>>688734386
No fucking way thats real.
>>688723792
this is when living through your child, and not letting go and letting them be themselves can go very very wrong.
they might have mental issues, but from where i am standing you seem way worse.
>>688718652
>Dang, feeling a bit frisky
>Better eat a raw fucking potato
I don't understand
>>688715381
that's a parody of moral fags who can't deal when their gradeschooler starts poking holes in their cult logic you retard
>>688721543
Wtf just no
>>688734497
>crocs
Cringe on top of cringe.
>>688734497
>>688728778
iam done man....
>>688734730
It makes a lot of sense when you look at it that way.
>>688734466
newfag detected
>>688715776
Because Major Prostate wants to take his lover's fruit cup in the back of the store amidst acres of white plastic.
>>688715629
Lots of fags in here today
>>688715885
I was like,
>as king
>dafuq?
>>688715992
Looks like a Five Guys bathroom
>>688716768
Satirical you fuck
>>688715809
Holy grail
>>688721543
>http://uwubanana.tumblr.com/
>>688736373
I have one of these, not as bad as that though was able to squezze all the puss out but it's still there. What do?
>>688715885
hey! its pat! I miss that friend of mine....
>>688715891
color me cucked... ya got me..
>>688737056
tbh he looks somehow funny...but iam sure he's a whack ass faggot like 99% of them are / act
still....it looks funny on this dude
>>688725410
i think he misspelled autistic
>>688720096
>BART
of course it's a silicon valley autist
does anyone actually feel pitty sometimes for these autistic ....beings.. ?
>>688718776
That dudes wife has completely checked out of their marraige. He is only a vessel to provide resources to feed her children now.
>>688723792
Don't worry, you wont have a kid being the asswipe you are.
>>688726277
>tfw you realise you will never have grandchildren
>>688718652
if they havnt ever had sex, then their marriage is invalid and grounds for annulment. especially in a christian marriage, it must be consumated within a short time span after the ceremony
>>688728620
It's a fucking BB gun. Who gives a shit. Hopefully he puts his own eye out as a result of not having TD.
>>688722741
Kek
>>688734021
gotchya fam
>>688728950
Because irresponsibility with a firearm makes it harder for those of us who own and operate a firearm safely/responsibly to defend our gun rights.
Idiots with guns make the rest of us look bad.
Trigger discipline actually is that serious, man. It really is. I'd bet that almost every single accidental discharge (and subsequent injury) is a result of poor trigger discipline.
3 golden rules of firearms:
1. It's always loaded, even when you know it isn't.
2. Finger on the trigger only when you intend to fire the weapon immediately.
3. Point the weapon exclusively at what you intend to kill, and nothing else. Aka, watch where the fuck your barrel is pointing.
>>688716234
Impressive
>>688721543
>http://uwubanana.tumblr.com/
>>688735577
It looks like bacon
>>688718652
One of them is a cheater and the other is completely retarded
>>688718991
The top tattoo reminds me of this
>>688715381
What the fucking fuck, can someone pls explain to me how its even legal to do this?
