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>>688703491
show face and rate

Go on backpage.com or cityvibe stop being virgin problem solved.

Do you have an answer for me since you didn't answer the last two times you made this thread?

Go on backpage.com or cityvibe stop being virgin problem solved

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>>688703757

>>688703873

What is the question?

>>688703491
Oh, I know you. You're the guy with the avogadro constant as e-mail, right?
One of the last times there was this girl in your thread who said would send you an e-mail. What happened?

>>688704106

Nothing happened.

>>688703972
Yeah, the guy w/ the hot body. Post it, it's time for a rub

>>688704186
She didn't even send you that mail?

>>688703491
will i be like you in 10 year?

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>>688704190

This pic?

>>688704419
He's a virgin, not a magical 8-ball

>>688703491
Be Elliot

>>688704505
Oh yeah, this pic
Thx mate

>>688704264

No. Most girls who post in threads like this do this to redirect some attention to them.

>>688704419

Yes.

>>688704572

Smith?

>>688704713
def Smith fam

>>688704647
Fucking whores

>>688704647
>>688704525

There, he said it himself, guess he's a fucking ball! Guess i've 10 years ahead of me without ever having sex!

>>688704830

best LP?

>>688703491
can you post a very generalized location? Maybe a k!k? Sounds like some anons might want to get to know you a bit better.

>>688705226

At the moment, a very famous British university town. But probably not for long. Will have to move back in with my parents.

>>688704931

Roman Candle

>>688705722

Mein Neger.

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>>688703491
Not this shit again.

>>688706030

The ride never ends bro.

>>688706030
>take a seat right over here

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>>688706127
Well, I guess we'll be here for a while, want one?

>>688706613
they cut out the part where they both explode into flames

Read a book. A good one. Like The Game. Solved

>>688703491
6.02*10^23

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>>688706613
Is this really what kids fap to now a days?

>>688704505
>virgin
thats literally an ubermensch body, how beta can you be?

>>688706425

Free protein

>>688706813

Correct.

>>688707048
good question m8
but thanks to betas like him thinfags like me get laid sometimes.

>>688704505
WHAT IN THE FUCK HOW CAN'T YOU GET LAID? I'D FUCK YOU AND I'M NOT EVEN A FAGGOT

>>688707048

Very beta. Believe me.

>>688704505
>>688707485
Dude, this. Just show up in a club half-naked and every woman jumps right upon your lap

>>688707485

This isn't even my peak condition. I let my body decay for a few years. Only started seriously exercising again in the last few months.

>>688703491
Step 1: hire a hooker to not become a 33 year old kissless virgin.
Step 2: don't get hard and realize that you probably will become a 33 year old kissless virgin.

Faggot.

>>688707957
hot

Why are you a virgin? What do you do for work?

>>688707957
Why are you here and not out with some friends?

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>>688708872
This seems like the real reason Jimmithy here hasn't been laid.

>>688707796

I've never missed an opportunity to remove my shirt (especially when drunk) and I always wore ridiculously tight shirts. Interests = zero.

>>688708653

I am currently unemployed. Thinking about doing an additional MBA. Virgin because mucho autismo.

>>688708872

I don't have any friends.

>>688709065
Dude, geek girls, they fit.

>>688709065
>I've never missed an opportunity to remove my shirt (especially when drunk) and I always wore ridiculously tight shirts. Interests = zero.

Srsly what. Like WHAT? How's this even possible?

>>688709268
He doesn't realize that girls aren't like faggots. They hide their interests as best they can.

>>688709150
Okay, to correct my question: Why are you here and not out making friends?

>>688709422
True that

I have a theory maybe his face looks like shit

>>688703972
>>688709599
Unless his eyes are really fucked up this doesn't really look like shit

>>688709489
Making friends as an adult isn't as easy as

>> hi, im Trevor, whats your name
>> Crastor, wana be friends?
>> ok

>>688709249

I was surrounded by geeky girls my whole life. Horrible.

>>688709489

Because making friends is like running the gauntlet. Humiliating and abasing; and until now, always unsuccessful.

>>688709719

My eyes are fine. Brown = boring, but .. well .. fine.

>>688709797
Believe me, it is.

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>>688709719
his face looks like it may look like this

>>688710191

What wrong with this face?

>>688710072
That's good for aquaintences, but friends are hard to come by.

>>688710564
I'm just saying maybe he has the standard higher functioning autist problem of having the "intense face". It's like "Resting Bitch Face" but for males.

>>688710568

True.

>>688710798

Oh yes, I have a resting bitch face. It's the only expression which doesn't look like I have a stroke. I am also not very photogenous.

>>688703972
>>688704505
You're probably too nice anon. I'm sort of in the same boat.

You need to be a prick to girls, at least a little bit else you won't really leave a lasting impression.

>>688710191
Spot on

Alter. Hast du nix besser im tag zu tun, als shitposten? Hast du Freunden auf dem internet oder so?


Ich entschuldige mich auf meinem Deutsch. Ich versuche zu übungen, wo ich kann...

>>688711428
Alter, außer dir spricht niemand hier im Chat Deutsch, also verpiss dich besser mal lieber mit deiner Nazi-Sprache. Du bist der einzige Shitposter hier.

>>688711194

I was described in many ways; nice was never among them.

>>688711428

Nein. Ich hab nichts besseres zu tun als shitposten.

>>688711776
OMG, Sponge-Guy speaks German! ABANDON THREAD! NAZI DETECTED!

>>688711776
Sigh man move to a new city. If you're not the kind, shy type then your story is a bit absurd to me but maybe the dynamics in your country are different.

>>688712152

Yes, what's wrong with that?

>>688712304

Countries.

forums>>688711633
>Du bist der einzige Shitposter hier.

Ich hab eine zweite Sprache gelernt, und ich möchte verbessern. Hau ab Schwuchtel. Wir sind alle Shitposters hier.

>>688711776
Hast du ein PC? Steam hat viele Spiele, die kein guter PC braucht. Vielleicht du kannst auf ein paar Foren posten und sich Leute treffen?

>>688712437
How it comes that you can speak German?

>>688703491
would you fuck an ugly virgin girl and how far would you drive for her.

>>688712152
Ain't shit wrong with speaking German m8. That means this nigger here speaks at least two languages.

>>688712304
Something tells me he's being hypercritical of himself.

>>688712857

Because I am German.

>>688712980
Lulwat, thought you live in Britain?

>>688712980
Siehst aus wie TC von Ytitty
>inb4 underage

>>688712930

A few hundred kilometres if she chips in some gas money.

Look, OP... I find it hard to believe that you're still a virgin. First, your body. Second, you keep creating these threads almost every day.
I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish here.

>>688713138
whats the lowest age you'll go?

>>688713118
Not necessary underaged but you have a shit taste in comedy

>>688713139
>I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish here.
He's lonely you autistic fuck. He wants to talk to people. I've been there.

>>688713291
is this /soc/ or what?

>>688711194
see thats what beta fags dont get. dont be a prick to girls, be flamboyant. dont give a shit about them. but thats not the same as being distinctively rude. act like you dont care about them and they will come for you, most girls like the chase.

>>688713071

Yes. Doesn't mean I'm British.

>>688713118

Musste Ytitty googlen, hab jetzt Krebs.

>>688713139
>I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish here.

I love repetitive behaviour and have to many lonely evenings at hand.

>>688713429
It's a forum on which he finds comradery. We all feel like we belong when we're here because we're all anonymous fuckwits. It's simple. It's socialization.

>>688713486
Den Krebs gibt immer gratis dazu zu Youtube Deutschland

>>688713486
>Yes. Doesn't mean I'm British.

Okay, you have a point. My bad.

>Musste Ytitty googlen, hab jetzt Krebs.

Sympathy +1

>>688713271
Just cuz you know them you're not a fan of them
>every boyband ever
>every movie girls like to watch b4 fucking
Inb4 titanic

Honestly: do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person? Do you think this is rational or irrational?

Go for guys, they're way easier when it comes to fucking... I mean, kissing, yeah

>>688713291

So much this.

>>688713253

Generally, 18.

>>688713833

I don't consider myself intelligent. Other people do however; but it's just a good act on my part.

>>688714111
You most likely have depression and/or anxiety, you dumb fucking kraut. Stop being a moron and go get help.

>>688714339

I was first started for depression when I was 22. Since then, I have gone through several cycles of psychotherapy (mainly CBT) and 've been on and off SSRIs.

>be me
>24 year old kissless and hugless virgin
>one day decide to stop being a faggot
>take out a loan, sell tons of my shit and go to dominican republic
>fuck half a village of lovable nigger-latino-sa mixed whores with big, fat tits and spotless pussies (it's common for their girls to prostitute to cover the bills you see; so your average whore is just a normal girl... or a normal whore)
>go to the old whores at first. ask them to show me how to not be a fag and pleasure a woman
>wax on, wax off
>after a month of constant fucking i'm making 10s squirt
>in my second month i'm fucking a 10 free of charge. she's so insanely hot you wouldn't believe
>stay another half a year on her bill. she even takes up another part time job so she wont have to fuck creeps while i'm fucking her regularly
>get bored
>go home
>quickly find myself in a relationship because i'm used to fucking 10s and this girl is only a 9
>thus ends the story of faggot and begins the story of man
>OP reads story

Will OP stay a faggot or get himself together? To be continued...

>>688711194
yeah kill yourself. "im too nice" no you are not. either you are too shy or too creepy, or maybe you just dont have the "touch". Maybe, just maybe you are too beta and cant compensate it with something like humor or looks.

>>688714685
I've got that shit too nigger. It fucking blows to say this, but if you want to be social, you're going to have to put effort into it. It doesn't fucking come easy.

You're still young. Go join some groups. Play ultimate Frisbee. Play football. SOMETHING.

>>688714685
Alter, das ist hart. Glaubst du, Jungfrau zu sein ist mehr Ursache oder Symptom deiner Depressionen?

>>688715440

Sowohl, als auch.

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>>688716667
One off

Faggots.

Anyway, is an MBA a good idea in order to find a job?

>>688715678
Hast du 'nen Plan, da wieder raus zu kommen?

>>688717840

Nein. Ich habe generell keinen Plan wie ich die Kurve kriegen soll.

>>688703491
and the ugly people losers is still going to lie and say dont cock block while try to hurt the awesome people and the attrative loser people and the ugly people losers is still everywhere and lie about being ugly and hurt people while being ugly like the ugly guys losers and beyonce and t he ugly people losers is lame and is ugly as shit while smell like crap and try to be better then everybody while smelling like crap and is ugly as shit like the ugly guys losers
chero

>>688703491
not again this fucking thread.
NOT AGAIN THIS FUCKING THREAD.

you get hints every fucking single day. you don't take any of them for serious. instead you're shitposting again and again.

change your life you fucking gaylord and get your shit together.

>>688703491
and the ugly people losers is still going to lie and say dont cock block while try to hurt the awesome people and the attrative loser people and the ugly people losers is still everywhere and lie about being ugly and hurt people while being ugly like the ugly guys losers and beyonce and t he ugly people losers is lame and is ugly as shit while smell like crap and try to be better then everybody while smelling like crap and is ugly as shit like the ugly guys losers
and the ugly guys losers smell like crap and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and the ugly guys losers smell like crap like beyonce
iam the nigger

>>688718431

I'm working on it dude.

>>688718172
Naja, 'nen Job bekommen, wär' wohl der erste Schritt. Eventuell umziehen, in ein paar Vereine eintreten. Wenn du da dann ein paar Freunde findest - oder dich zumindest gut genug in die Gruppe integrierst, dass du Abends mal was mit denen unternimmst und nicht immer nur irgendwelchen Fags wie mir auf 4chan Fragen beantwortest - wär' das sicher 'n Boost für deine sozialen Skills.
Die Hauptsache ist nur, dass du's weiter versuchst, deine Situation zu bessern, und nicht irgendwann aufgibst. Es haben schon Leute mit weitaus schlechteren Chancen die Kurve gekriegt und du wirkst auf mich wie'n sympathischer, junger Mann. Ich drück' dir die Daumen.

>>688718887

Danke.

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>>688703491
why did you allow this to happen to yourself? like I get it, this shit happens to some people, but why wouldn't you want to change and not become a 33 year old kissless virgin? this makes no sense to me.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>688719369

Past embarrassment / disappointment? Isolation? Fatalism?

>>688703491
Dude I'm 10 and ive already fucked so many babes

>>688719833
that's extremely vague, and screams "I'm a pussy who's lazy as fuck and don't want to change"

>>688718799
>I'm working on it dude.

no you're not working on it, you're attention whoring.
i'm usually very open for psychological problems and such things, i liste, give hints, try to help, but you are far beyond that point.

the usual process in this threads is:
1) you post the same bullshit topic as ever
2) people ask for pictures
3) you upload the same pictures as always (whether this is you or not, i don't know)
4) you receive a lot of compliments how good-looking you are
5) people believe this is actually you at those pictures and say it's impossible to not get laid with such a body
6) you listen to all those things, being attention-whoring the whole time, enjoy all those things
7) you ignore every single advice ever to actually change something in your life.


conclusion: you're the biggest attention whore /b has ever seen. you need your daily compliments and want to bath in them.
i can't take you serious anymore.
finally stop with this threads.


also: it's not you on those pictures. timestamp finally or get the fuck out.

>>688720085

I am a pussy and I am lazy as fuck. But with that behaviour, I am not out of the ordinary. I've certainly have talked to as many girls and been out as many nights as the next person.

>>688720304
so what, you're just physically repulsive?

>>688703491
Chill. I'm 22 yo virgin and never had a gf. I'm gonna be like you in the future.
It's sad and pathetic.

>>688719833

So youre just weak

>>688720186

Not even gonna deny it. I am attention whoring. I've try to get the attention here that I never got in my normal life. If you now say that I'm so fucking insecure that I need some kind of outside validation, I congratulate you again for your spot on diagnosis.

>>688720429

No. I'm quite attractive.

>>688720558

No doubt about that.

>>688715044
Jesus, hugless even.. well I've got that on someone

>>688720863
i'm going to give you a further chance. post a pic with timestamp. otherwise i won't you believe anything anymore.

>>688720863
>>688722043
Do it. Can't be that hard

>>688722043
>>688722461

Give me an min.

>>688704505
>Tall
>white
>decent body
>above average flacid penis
>i'm guessing you have your own place

You have everything going for you. What are you doing m8?

pay me 40 EUR and make me feel better paypal: [email protected]

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Didn't find camera. Sorry

>>688724096
What is a smartphone camera?

>>688724096
>Didn't find camera. Sorry
okay i'm out of this threads.
it's not you.
i'm seriously open to discuss problems with people at /b, but you're bullshitting without any end.

gtfo and stop attention whoring with pictures from somebody else.