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I AM CALLING THE POLICE ON THIS WEBSITE BECAUSE MY 12YR OLD SON
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I AM CALLING THE POLICE ON THIS WEBSITE BECAUSE MY 12YR OLD SON WAS LOOKING AT TRANSGENDERED PORN. THIS IS NOT RIGHT. HE WAS RAISED CHRISTIAN AND THIS SITE MADE HIM LOOK AT TRANSGENDERED PEOPLE AND THEIR GENITILIA. THAT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOW A MINOR PORN YOU SICK FUCKS. AND YOU THINK HIS MOTHER IS GOING TO FIND OUT AND DO NOTHING. YOUR WRONG.I AM GOING TO REPORT THE WEBSITE TO THE FEDS YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK. AND MARK MY WORDS I WILL NOT LET YOU PEDOPHILES HURT MY CHILDREN EVER AGAIN!
P.S. IF YOUR FEELING BRAVE WE LIVE IN DENAIR, CALIFORNIA MY HUSBAND IS AN OFFICER WITH THE TURLOCK POLICE STANISLAUS COUNTY. TRY ME
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>>688690007
Your caps lock is on.
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>>688690007
WE DONT LIKE THE TRAP THREADS EITHER!! LETS START A PETITION TO GET THAT CANCER OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>688690007
Hey im feeling pretty brave send ne your address and ill rape your cunt. Nice bait.
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>>688690007
3/10 bait, try harder
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> learn how to greentext you pleb
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>>688690007
>>688690216
Lighten up, traps are great!
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Bait/10

No decent parent would ever let their child on the internet
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>>688690007
fucking shit tear bait
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it's to late cunt he is one of us now
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>>688690441
FAGGOT
MAY THE RIGHTEOUS TEMPLARS OF THE WBC BRING SWIFT JUSTICE TO YOU
IN THE NAME OF CHRISTICHANITY, YOU FAGGOTY JEW!
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>>688690536
> shit tear
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>>688690007
>HE WAS RAISED CHRISTIAN
there's your problem, he either ends being a pedo or a faggot, or both. now you know what to do.
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>>688690007
>>688690175
Caps lock is cruise control for cool.
Also, almost quads lol
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>>688690672
You know you would let him suck your cock. Stop being a baby.
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>>688690007
>Your wrong
>Your
Now we understand why YOUR retarded son watches trap porn. Great parenting if you're allowing your kind online without YOUR supervision. Also you can't blame a website for YOUR lapse in parenting.

You're the one responsible for your children, not us.
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>>688690810
YOU ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAGGOT
I WOULD NEVER LET THAT SWINE PUT MY PRECIOUS SEED IN HIS FILTHY MOUTH
YOU ARE THE SIN KILLING /b/ AND YOU ARE THE SIN KILLING SOCIETY
MAY THE WRATH OF THE ALMIGHTY ONE NOT BE DELAYED
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Bad b8 2/10
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>>688691049
Bruh, it's not my fault traps love me so feverishly.
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>>688690007
Give it up OP no one is taking the b8
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>>688690007
James Bond your
capslock is on
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Troll harder faggot.
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>>688691169
ONLY A SINNER COULD LOVE ANOTHER SINNER FOR THE SIN THEY BOTH COMMIT
I SHALL TALK WITH YOU NO LONGER, FOR GOD THE ALMIGHTY WILL SORT YOU OUT
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>>688690007
MFW
TURDLOCK COUNTY
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I remember your son, he is a cute one.
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>>688690007
Stop lying on the internet
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2/bait nice try mate
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>>688690216
Speak for yourself retard
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>>688690007
You're*
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>>688690441
emily rudd is not a trap i think, you sure ?
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>>688691425
I'm actually loved for my wit and charm. Let's face it, I'm 5/10 tops. But I'm quick witted and funny as fuck. Also "the son i never had" to the fathers of everyone I've dated male or female. I bring a lot to the table. I'll be willingly judged for the love I've spread. The people I've made happy. Usually with my penis...
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Mom! Stop you're embarrassing me in front of my friends!
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>>688690007
WHAT THE FUCK I LIVE VERY NEAR TURLOCK
also kys
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>>688691768
Not really, but it's not the whole point. Stunningly beautiful eyes though.
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>>688690007

Why do people even make posts like this anymore?
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>>688690589
this
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>>688690007
I'm guessing your husband is the gay one second from the left.
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There's nothing to worry about, we all know police only arrest people with dubs.
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Your son is a fucking faggot.
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>>688690007
Embrace your inner homosexual. Let your gayness shine as bright as a thousand suns!
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>>688690702
>Shit tear
>be me
>23
>enjoying my day when i come on /b/
>had burrito
>shit tears
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>>688690007
There is a disclaimer warning minors not to enter when you click a board.
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>>688690728
This. I was raised Catholic and now I'm gay
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Now I've seen some bad /b/ait but this, this a whole other level
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>>688692228
I like you.
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House number and neighborhood and PS OP 4chan makes you have to agree that your 18 and up its your fault he saw that shit we don't want it either
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>>688692549
You like traps, stop crying.
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People are actually falling for this? OPs narrative goes from him being the husband in the beginning to him being the wife at the end. You are all truly tards. Or maybe in the grand scheme of things, I bit the ultimate bait.

I don't care, just wanted to point that out.
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>>688690007
>TRY ME

Go fuck yourself, whore.
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Get that shit tier bait outta here faggo.
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>>688692723
I just came to post traps and aggravate virgins.
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>>688690007
If by some small miniscule obscure chance this isn't just 1/10 bait, lemme just say this. 4Chan specifically says you have to be 18 or older, it's posted in the terms of service. If your son was browsing a site and saw porn, then the legal wrongdoing actually falls upon you as a negligent parent, not us, or even the OP who posted the picture. If you don't want your son to see it, that's your problem. 4Chan has been around longer than your son has, and it's had porn the entire time, it's not a new thing.
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>>688690007
Maybe it wasnt a tranny and it was a woman with a femanine penis.
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>>688692678
I'm just saying you have to be 18 and up and fill a bumbass capitcha for a reason
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>>688692723
> AND YOU THINK HIS MOTHER IS GOING TO FIND OUT AND DO NOTHING.
I believe she was referring to herself, just with shockingly bad word placement and grammar.
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>>688692904
Thank you you worded better than I did
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>>688692998
That is true. It's ultimately the parents' responsibility, as is clearly stated and a check box is used to verify age. It may sound dumb, but that's actually a legal document you're agreeing to. Delicious traps just got caught in the crossfire. Lucky it wasn't something really horrible.
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>>688690007
>YOUR WRONG.
>your

you're

Go back to school, dumbass.

Your stupidity is showing.
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>>688693257
I'd be willing to bet his mother would've been fine with it if it wasn't porn.
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>>688693324
She would of been probably less harsh if it was gay
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>>688693290
>being this triggered
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>>688693406
And no-one would've been the wiser, just a 12 Y/o browsing one of the riskiest places on the clearweb
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>>688690007
Lol wtf
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>>688693324
There is a lot of gore, animal cruelty, and other unwholesome things I'd be more concerned with. Traps are fairly vanilla compared to the shit posted here.
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>>688692523

cereal box careless lying on the floor

makes her 3/10 tops
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>>688693539
Exactly
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>>688690702
Kek
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>>688692860
Who dat, also moar
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Can I get a link to a animal cruelty thread
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>>688690007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvJ7yW7Y3RY
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>>688690007
>im calling the feds
>about the feds that moderate this board

>call the fbi, tell them you have information on a site that has child porn ask if they have any agents currently investigating the site 4chan
>realize the report post function on /b/ leads directly to agents whose sole task is to use 4chan to find pedos
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>>688690007
Watch your 12 year old son better.
Not /b/s job
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It's also an 18+ site so, we should call the cops on your son
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>>688690007
>anything other then smoke a blunt u dumb bitch being wrong answer

>get the fine standing servants from Turlock Pol Dep to force feed it to her
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can you send us nudes op?
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>>688690007
Thanks fag, I needed a laugh.
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>>688690007
OP it's okay your son is gay
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>>688690007
Watch out guys, we're fucked
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>>688695564
THEY'VE BACK TRACED ALL MY EMAILS! CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
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Nobody forced anyone to look anything. People choose to look at things. I know this thread is bait and satire, but it astonishes me that as much as the bible says not to judge others and to leave judgment to God, how much Christians are constantly judging people for not sharing their beliefs. They may as well go full Islam and follow the book that tells you to convert people and kill them if they choose not to.
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Post more traps pls
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>>688696036
I'm out, sorry bro.
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>>688690007
Troll softer please thanks
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>>688690007
Did you know that there are literally people who are using this site right now, who will take you serious? Autists have trouble comprehending the very concept of bait and trolling. To these soulless monsters, if you say something at all there is no possible way that you don't mean it 100%, and that it is meant to be take completely seriously. Autists make damn fine creationists, and other types Christians/Moslems.
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>>688692160
No dubs here officers
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>>688691791
i bet you use jokes from 4channel.
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>>688690007
Dont worry /b/tards we still have a lot of summerfags to contemplate move on
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>>688690007
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>>688690441
That's a woman, retard
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>>688691576
That boobjob is so fucking bad.
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>>688690007
facebook/TurlockPD
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>>688690007
nice try but this person wouldn't say "sick fucks"

try harder next time
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>>688690007
I hope this shit is real, because this could be so fucking funny. KEK
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>>688698062
facebook com/TexasMammas/
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>>688690007
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Deal with it cunt
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>>688698471
nice research, fag
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>WE LIVE IN DENAIR, CALIFORNIA
and I thought that California is full of lgbt friendly christians
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Several iterations of OP's post are posted every summer to weed put the newfags/summerfags. That is all
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>>688690007
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>>688690007
TRIGGERED
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>>688699720
Is that Christopher Poole?
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>>688693444
>Being this tripped
Checkum
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>>688700165
Newfag. For us, he's the Mooot.
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>>688700460
Im not making fun of your creation, but wouldn't mook be a better candidate for your shop?
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>>688700460
No, that's Michael Tidmarsh
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>>688701114
KEK you missed the point. You didn't follow the post with that picture, aren't you?
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>>688690007
Stfu faggot your son was on a website that states you must be 18 or over to view, BAM your son is the one in legal trouble and he is into TRAPS unlucky!
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>>688690728
don't feel the trolls, bra
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>>688691049
Is caps lock guy back?
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TITS or GTFO
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Tits or gtfo
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>>688690007
Sounds like someone's butthurt over a parking ticket.
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>>688690007
REEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR BOOOOOOOOAARD!!!!!
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>>688702777
checked
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>>688690007

>Looking at transgendered porn

Oh god OP, I needed that laugh. You're still a faggot though. But well kek'd
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>>688698634
thank you kind sir
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I AM CALLING THE (You) ON THIS WEBSITE BECAUSE MY (You)YR OLD SON WAS LOOKING AT (You). THIS IS NOT RIGHT. HE WAS RAISED (You) AND THIS SITE MADE HIM LOOK AT (You) AND THEIR (You) THAT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOW A MINOR (You) YOU SICK (You)s. AND YOU THINK HIS (You) IS GOING TO FIND OUT AND DO NOTHING. YOUR (You). I AM GOING TO (You) THE WEBSITE TO THE (You) YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR (You). AND MARK MY (You) I WILL NOT LET YOU (You) HURT MY (You) EVER A (You)!
P.S. IF YOUR FEELING BRAVE WE LIVE IN (You), (You) MY (You) IS AN OFFICER WITH THE (You) POLICE (You) COUNTY. TRY (You)
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>>688690007
I hope you are real.
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>>688690216
>Assumes he alone can stop the Traps with a solitary thread comment.


kek
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>>688690007
yay a butthurt religious nut....
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>>688690007
>mfw this isn't bait
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>>688703523
NEWFAF
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>>688690596
Kek
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>>688690408
newfag spotted
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MOM NEWFAF

NOT EVEN KEKD
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>>688690007

Its your fault for letting your boy watch all that liberal media. They turned him into a faggot not us.
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>>688698471
So this is encouraging parents to spy on their children and pretty much stalk them? That's creepy as fuck.
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Mr spiderman, tear down this thread!
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WELL DUCK YOU. MY HUSBAND IS A COP ANZ HIS PHONE NUMBER IS

4 0 8 3 0 9 6 3 8 4

CALL HIM AND HE WILL KILL YOU
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>>688690007
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Nice bait but even if you weren't joking the board warns you before you click on it so instead of calling the police you should whip your son's ass for once you pathetic trump supporting cunt nugget...!
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Just wanted to know. Do you think it's cute when your son wears your clothes?
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I'm sure whoever is posting this is related to someone working at this shop. Spam the fuck out of the number
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>>688690007
>Implying there aren't already feds watching this site daily

Try harder next time. 3/10 bait
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>>688690830
/thread
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jesus fuck OP
this bitch complains about everything when she gets on and whores herself out
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>>688690007

>Turlock police

do you need a turkey?
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>>688690007
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Oh shit nigga!! Denair is like a 10 minute drive from my house!!
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>>688690007
*you're
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>>688691973
Yeah I do too, in Turlock actually.
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