>>688689929
Can i go all out nigger on your ass?

>>688690101
Anything you want

>>688690030
Sunnyvale is ok. I have a kitty play ground for all the cute rascals who need a little fun while their moms and dads are away

"I'm not looking to pop you bf's shitter or anything. You maybe, but I don't pitch my tent on the Isle of Mann if you know what I'm spraying. Holla.

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>>688690430
rolling

NIGGERSTONGUEMYANUS

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>>688690244

Can i build a wall around your tight ass?

I want to see her tits

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.

rolling for

"I remember this one time I had to shove my cock in this kids mouth just to shut him up. Ah good times"

>>688690929
Roll

>>688690969
rollin

Post her pic OP

im super good at memes

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>>688691111

>>688691111
Oh shit! Quads

>>688691111
Quads checked

>>688689929
I like to play 'rape' games if you know what I mean? Aha

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>>688691080

More importantly, can I stick it in your butt?

>>688689929
TFW OP is in your neighborhood....

btw thats the biggest catfish ever

Fuck sunnyvale. San jo bitch. Just bullshitting.

Tell her you wanna fuck her while her boyfriend watches. Or he can fuck you while he watches

Yeh ive got a snapchat. Want to see the size of my footlong dick which is big as fuck?

>>688691269
do u know about memes and reddit? omg please say yes XD

>>688691580
roll

>>688691533
Winrar

yeah i do, whats yours?

My ass is like a blackhole, or the pit of Tartarus, I keep sticking stuff up there and nothing has come out yet, is that a medical problem?

>>688690929
Roll

>>688691533
what a fucking waste, we had a funny direction and you fucked it up

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Op here, Amy unmatched me got this lesbian now

>>688691748
i'm super good at memes

>>688691748
fuck you amy! you fucking slut!

"I can bang the television harder than a ram can ram a twenty three year old virgin on a Sunday evening."

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>>688691715

I wanna get you soggy

>>688691855
top kek

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>>688691855

>>688691934
Libra? you would be at fucking santa cruz

if i was a nigger...i could drive a cadillac with class
my pocket stuffed with welfare checks, and i could sit on my big black ass

>>688692021
OP post a pic of your pretty self? what is your profile pic, are you shirtless or something?

Hot dammy you lookin fine

>>688692021
plz tell me that u reddit !! XD

>>688690929
>The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.


rollerino

>>688692140
Pls OP

>>688689929
What site or app is this?

>>688692265
roll

>>688692311
Tinder android app

>>688692311
WINRAR

I have heard your people can't drive but they are very good at math, so do you see my dick as a stick shift or an equation?

Op here the fkn slut unmatched me... Over the meme comment

>>688692436
Don't make Asian jokes, it's wong

>>688692436
TOP KEK
roll

Can i snell your asshole?

>>688692436
Roller

Do the Chinese realize when they are buying souvenirs in America, they are buying things made in their own country?

>>688691934
Hey there! I am not interested in having a special place in your heart. I prefer a special place in your pussy.

>>688692755
Snell

>>688692866
winrar?

Bean Bag Buccaneersis a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.

>>688692866
Winrar

>>688692956
Roll

>>688692956

Why not

OP for the next person just immediately type this:

Lets get one thing clear. I am not your friend, i merely want to slap my dick and balls across your face until it leaves an imprint.

>>688693183

>>688693183

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>>688693183
Yes sir

>>688693609
OP post your profile pic, you can censor your face, just wondering why yours is working so well. are you shirtless and ripped?

>>688693609
i'm super good at memes

>>688693750
OP is probably posing as a girl

>>688693750
He's pretending to be a chick. Horny lesbians are hitting him up

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>>688693609

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?
Neither. They both eat out.

>>688694165
Not dubs but I'm going to say this anyway

>>688694165
roll

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>>688694165

>>688694017
did he say this earlier? sorry i didnt see that detail, that makes a lot more sense

>>688694579
You gotta stick your dick in her now, for sure.

>>688694579
op post pic you are using for account!

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>>688694165
>>688694165

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>>688694813

>>688694816
i am up for a threesome. when and where?

>>688694816
you are as well :) what kind of boobies do you have?

>>688695076
so you are using a chicks pic, but talking about slapping your balls and dick on their faces? just ask them for tit pics for fucks sake! say you want to compare nipples

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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
-
Snowballs.

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>>688695128

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>>688695740

>>688695746
sorry. i am not interested in men. i just want girls.

too late for tea time titties tacos tampons titillating tobacco taxes.

Send nudes.

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>>688695885

>>688696069
Ask what she is into

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>>688696173

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>>688690105
>nigga you hit the jackpot

>>688691748
>>688691269
....and you lost it

>>688696069
if it is okay for him, I wouldnt mind. lets kik. i want to see some pictures of you first

>>688696215
So yes he's the definition of a cuck

>>688696215
Kenny loved pepperoni pizza, or plain pizza, or garbage pizza with everything on it including anchovies. Kenny could eat an entire slab of barbequed ribs, beef or pork, and the spicier the sauce was the more he approved. He was fond of rare prime rib and roast chicken and Rock Cornish game hens stuffed with rice, and he was hardly the sort to object to a nice sirloin or a platter of fried shrimp or a hunk of kielbasa. He liked his burgers with everything on them, and fries and onion rings on the side, please. There was nothing you could do to his friend the potato that would turn him against it, but he was also partial to pasta and rice, to yams candied and un-, and even to mashed rutabagas. "Desserts are my downfall," he would sometimes say, for he liked sweets of all varieties, especially devil's food cake and cannoli and hot apple pie with whipped cream. "Bread is my downfall," he would say at other times, when it seemed likely that no dessert was forthcoming, and so saying he would rip off another chunk of sourdough or butter up another crescent roll or reach for another slice of garlic bread, which was a particular vice. Kenny had a lot of particular vices. He thought himself an authority on both fine restaurants and fast-food franchises, and could discourse endlessly and knowledgeably about either. He relished Greek food and Chinese food and Japanese food and Korean food and German food and Italian food and French food and Indian food, and was always on the lookout for new ethnic groups so he might "expand my cultural horizons." When Saigon fell, Kenny speculated about how many of the Vietnamese refugees would be likely to open restaurants. When Kenny traveled, he always made it a point to gorge himself on the area's specialty, and he could tell you the best places to eat in any of twenty-four major American cities, while reminiscing fondly about the meals he had enjoyed in each of them. His favorite writers were James Beard and Calvin Trillin.

>>688696306
he is cat fishing. pretending to be a lesbian in tinder. probably doing it in order to get nudes.

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>>688696452
gotcha, now most of the screenshots make more sense


>>688696306
>>688689929
>keep up the lulz OP!

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Fkn hell

>>688696069
>>688696215
"can i see the ladies i might be working with if we meet up? you have a pretty face, would love to kiss it first then move down to the two ladies ;)"

>>688696903
Ask if she likes scat

>>688697047
>>688696903
reroll

>>688696903
I eat the poopoo

>>688697047
>>688696903
rerooll

>>688697047
>>688696903
rollin for easy tits

>>688689929
Ask her to go play Street fighter at Sunnyvale Golfland

>>688697047
>>688696903
please just say this op guaranteed tits

Broken hearts, make it rain

>>688696903
>>688697047
titty go

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Another one going

>>688696903
>>688697047
t-t

>>688697400
Lmao wtf

>>688697400
but i'd luv to taste some curry puss

>>688697400
"want to compare nipples in a non lesbian manner?"


also reroll>>688697047
>>688696903
>>688696903

Tell her that you idetify as a girl but in reality have a dick, and would like to make her bf use a furry butt plug while deep-throating him with a dragon dildo

>>688697400
I'm a man posting this conversation on an image board

>>688697531
>>688697531
do bohth of these rolling make sure to post tits

>>688697588
ignore that fggot>>688697531
>>688697531
>>688697531
do that

>>688697400
Ankhita? What kind of shitty name is that?
Ask her, if she's a feminist?

>>688697400
but I would do an exception for you! you look hot. I would love to eat your pussy.

and try to get nudes here >>688696903
just write some shit like "send me some pics of your. maybe I am up for this adventure"

>>688697531
>>688697531
>>688697531
>>688697531
superroll trips get

>>688697531
quads me up do this

>>688697652
Rolll

>>688697531
sonhofa

>>688697531
how the fuck are there no dubs in this shit
ROLL REROLL CUCK ROLL FAGGOT ROLL FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST SAY THAT SHIT OP AND POST THE NEUDS

>>688696344
underrated

>>688697588
Win.

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>>688697531
>>688697531
do this

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>>688697588

>>688698217
Kek

>>688698217
kek

>>688697531
reroll


>>688698056
>>688697588
ignore these commands, T-800 does not compute self termination

>>688698283
>>688698295
kek

send picture of dead body

>>688698217
you fucking cunt throwing away free tits like that

>>688698379
You can find tits all over the net. What makes some curry niggers tits so special?

>>688698379
If you want to see tits, there's plenty on Google fag

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>>688698358
Got you.

>>688698302
>>688698302
OP YOU LITTLE$ FAG>>688697531
>>688697531
>>688697531>>688697531
rolliorol

>>688698500
Little Dollars fag

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>>688698481

>>688698445
>>688698468
because having op say "i am a man posting this on an image board" has a million more lulz AFTER the bitch sends nudes dumbass

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>>688698611
Would fap again

>>688694745
He's posing as a wimin

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>>688698611
i got doubles. i got double. wooohoooo

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>>688698500
Here

>>688698611
Anyone have a screen cap of this thread? I know the context but have never seen it.

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>>688698735
Nice

>>688698672
You can't send pics on tinder moron and Im not making a kik account

>>688698736
Napples Topkek

>>688698736
just use that line on the other chicks you matched too and see what they say

>>688698851
Dont you want to get nudes?

>>688698481
>>688698611
>>688698708
>>688698836
What the fuck, too soon.

>>688698851
yes you can

>>688699004
no you cant

>>688698961
No

>>688698998
Forced meme, girl is alive newfag.

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>>688699004

>>688698998
10 years too soon

>>688699261
>Nice dubs

>>688699261
nigger alert

>>688699261
>>688689929

>>688699414
Nice double dubs.

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>>688699261
send her the link and tell her to post nudes here

>>688699261
>>688689929

>>688699261
"I can't share the link. We're not done with the conversation yet though :-)"

>>688699392
Fucking dumb cunt that isnt dubs

>>688699506
Newfag

>>688699590
Nice double dubs.

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>>688699235
>"Force meme, girl is alive newfag"
Nice try, summerfag.

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>>688699392
>>688699506

>>688699392
that isn't dubs you shit

OP is a beast

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>>688698302

>>688699261
send the link to a rekt thread

>>688699590
Nice dubs bro

>>688699671
Check them, you got dubs times dos.

send her the link and tell her to post da nudes directly

>>688699776
roll

>>688689929
Found OPs apartments https://www.irvinecompanyapartments com/communities/cherry-orchard

>>688699776
rowl lel

>>688699786
Fuck off

>>688699724
It is, summerfag

>>688699714
Sweet double dubs bro, check them out.

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>>688699920

>>688699927
Nice dubs and trips.

>>688699949
Check that tripple

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>>688699900
Nice triple double
But You're way off with the apartment

>>688699971
can someone please ban this summerfriend?

>>688699920
nipple size, I had someone tell me mine were the size of doorknobs once, I need a baseline to compare though.

>>688699949
Nice trips \B/ rother.

>>688698481

TOO SOON

>>688699776
ROLLY

>>688700119
CHECK THEM TRIPLE DUBS (B)rother

>>688700113
Nope. And I'm posting peoples phone numbers and addresses too.

>>688700113
Oh shit.
Well at least you got dubs lel

>>688700126
Roll

>>688699261
no way nigger

Rollerino pepperino

>>688700201
You got double dubs and don't worry brother she is alive.

>>688699776
this

>>688700068
>Hug.jpg

>>688700113
dont worry. the board will delete itself. wanna share some nudes there?

>>688699776
this one

>>688700323
You too /B\rother

>>688700385
do you want to fuck my pussy with your nose?

Spettacolare questo thread,

>>688700269
Check those quints sempai lol \b\retard

>>688700433
winner
let's go for the rekt thread

>>688700433
There's none going

>>688700400
Check them out, as they say. Triple dubs.

>>688700113
Shit
Rekt

>>688699235
Go fuck yourself you nignorant mud-eating pussyfart.

>>688700572
OMG nooooooooo .......shit

>>688700385
Noice. May I please see those tender pink nipples

>>688700648
Do what you want to that apartment, it's not mine..

>>688700605
Thats a quad /b/bro

Magnets work like my dick. You will be playing with it in your kitchen.

>>688700697
Nice double dubs but the girl is alive and well, >b<rother

>>688691111
Bless quads

>>688700755
>>688700385
Winrar

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>>688700888

>>688700385
Send her a loli pic with a little girl getting fucked and ask if she's got a little sister

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>>688700924
nice dubs tho bro

>>688691495
egg his house

>>688700888
Trips ... Of ... Truth? Can't be.

>>688700963
nice

>>688701034
You got dubs!

>>688691377
I went to UVU

>mfw I know this chick

>>688701111
nice quints brah

>>688701068
Nice quads.

>>688701173
Thanks, nice double dubs.

rate my moustache please

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What evers happening in this thread better stop

>>688701410
trips bruh

>>688696903
>fuckign cringe

>>688701186
>>688701111
>>688701024
>>688700888
>>688700369
>>688700171
>>688700102
>>688699971
>>688699786
>>688699681
>>688699506
>>688699392
Get thread

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I like you even more than goats ;^)

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>>688701485

>>688701485
Fucking newfaggot