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>>688684709

Who's that?

>>688684709
greentext how it started

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>>688684909

bermp

ba-ba-bump

Bermp

bamping for cousin fucking goodness.

OP proves to be a faggot once again.

Incest is best! Keep it in the family

>>688684709
You're the one who fucked your cousin, you tell the story faggot

sadly i dont have any good wincest stories. Most i've done is shower with my nieces/nephews quite a few times, most recently last weekend. no real desire to do anything more.

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We used to get drunk, go dancing downtown at the clubs. We would end up going back to my place for porn style sex and she would moan with pleasure for hours. I miss eating that sweet tight pussy.

>>688686521
how can you miss something you never actually did? some sort of space/time incest dimension paradox type thing?

>>688685863
ikr! stop the presses!! oh wait, the presses havent ran in 20 years. never mind.

bump cause science

>Met cousin when i was like 12, she was maybe 14 or 15
>thought dhe was kinda cute and she had big tits
>snuck into sister's room one night and felt her up while she was sleeping.
>ff a few years later at family party
>we're both drunk snd end up making out
>ff 6 months later
>invite her to hang out after work
>have a few drinks, one thing leads to another, we end up fucking in my parents garage. Shit is kinda weird the next day.
>text her every now snd then, end up getting nudes (dont hsve them on my phone, my bad yo)
>last time we fucked, she asked me to pick her up and tske her home one night.
>she starts taking off her clothes on the way to her house.
>try not to kill us both while playing with her tits
>find a place to park snd fuck
>after she starts talking about how i should leave my gf and be with her
>not a bad idea

>we dont talk for awhile and she gets a bf, ends up prego, and that was that.

Kinda sucks, but thats pretty much my story. If ya got questions, shoot

I was inside my mom's vagina once, does that count?

Good thing it wasn't your kid

>>688687845
only if you have time-stamped pic

>>688688057
Too dark

>>688688152
Kek

>>688687845
i laughed but that was still a stupid joke anon

>>688687691
You started off saying cousin and then said you snuck in to your sisters room

Which is it?

>>688688555
chekttt

Guys I need some advice. So my distant relative is here visiting from Spain. She's really fucking cute (I'll try to get some pics soon). Anyways, we talk a lot and she seems interested. Idk how we're related tbh, my pops explained it once and it was heavily convoluted. All my friends are telling me I should "slam the poon-tang" but should I? And how would I go about it? C'mon /b, gimme some advice to fulfill this fantasy.

>>688688811
>how would I go about it
put your penis in her vagina, duh. are you fucking retarded?

>>688688555
Sorry. Detail skipped there. When my cousin would stay over she would sleep in my sister's room

>>688688555
Dumb fuck, his cousin was probably satying over and slept in his sister's room.

>>688688811
Kiss her on the cheek then kiss her like an Australian ......
Down under

>put your penis in her vagina, duh.
Lmao but do I chloroform her first? Or take her out on a date to the beach at night? Or ruffie her drink? And take her out on a picnic?

>>688684709

That's not your cousin and you guys never fucked and you're probably a virgin.

So from what I'm getting from this so far is get her drunk, amirite folks?

>>688690598
Just start pushing bounries in conversation. Light flirting, see how she responds. Im the dude from the cousin story. You'll know if she is into by the way she responds.

Yeah she really wants to get drunk with me and chill. Its hard to pull anything in my house when it's full of her parents and other distant relatives occupying every nook and cranny in my house Lol. And ironically enough she sleeps in my sister's room lmao

>>688690598
Gatorade rum slushie.
Google the ingredients.
Think it's called the stealth slushie.
Gets bitches fucked up and you can't even taste the alcohol.

Thank you anon bless your heart

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My cousin gave me my first blowjob.

>>688691373
Moar?

If I pull it off by any chance I'll dump some nudes here

>>688692221
How bout a non nude now

>>688691373
>>688692109
I was 16 so she was about 14 or 15.
Started with flirting to test the waters.
Week later I got the mouth hug.

Ill dump some non nudes asap

>>688692640
Moar picturs.

Fucked my yonger sister. she was 14 I was 16. did it for like 6 years. she always wanted me to fuck her in the ass. sometimes she sucked me and I licked her. she never let me touch her pussy. not even put a finger inside. "it wouldn't be right". but cum in your ass is fine. weird.

>>688688811
Nice dubs/trips fag, look this is what you need to do give her some booze and get real close to her, assuming you have the HEIGHT, FACE, AND FRAME mixed with liquor the rest should be natural

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>>688692858
Sorry. Thought I added a pic.

>>688693452
Any nudes?

>>688693452

She actually looks quite a bit like a cousin I had a crush on years ago. She was probably early 20's at the time, I was 12-13.

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>>688693516
Nope. Sorry

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>>688684709

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>>688686521
No, no you didn't....

>>688693768
Wouldn't blame you.

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>>688687691
Stop lying on the internet

>>688686521
>porn style sex

>>688694130
Is that Moses that built the Ark?

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>>688693394
Stop lying on the internet

>>688688152
>implying your mom doesn't have a 5k a month condo with paid electricity in her pussy

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Anyone catch the rest of this sequence in a post earlier today?

Would appreciate a re-up if you've got it...

>>688694130
Fuck would i lie for. Shit happened. Whatevs man.

Aloha snackbar

>>688693780
Lame

>>688687691
This story made my dick twitch.

>>688695793
Yeah.

>>688696249
I still beat off to the thought of it and her nudes, the last time happened like.. 4 or 5 years ago

Would brocest count? I'm a guy

>>688696836
No, fucking man isnt any weirder if its your brother.

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My niece. Fucked her about 6 months ago. Been basically celibate since.