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>>688684012
When are you going back to your stinking fuckhole of a country?
>>688684171
/thread
>>688684012
do you fancy walls?
hows the wall coming along?
>>688684171
Yeah, when are you going back to the US?
>>688684171
lol, I'm in Mexico right now
>>688684508
damn
Do you fuck your mother with that dick ?
>>688684433
Yes, I have 4 in the room where I'm at
>>688684579
Stay there
>>688684012
How do you feel about Donald Trump, fellow Mexican here, am voting for Trump
Puto
>>688684171
we don't know yet
How much of that wall you gonna pay?
>>688684670
Why? I'm going on vacation to Disney world in orlando, Im taking both my sons, for their first time, who says I want to live there?
>>688684433
yes
>>688684860
Kill yourself
>>688684012
are you one of the guys the drug cartels have on staff to throw the drugs over the fence to the us?
>>688684803
he's an asshole
>>688684808
tu jefa
Just remember only the scum goes illegally, I actually have a Visa and only go on vacations to spend money
>>688684893
half of it.
>>688684803
cant wait till hes assasinated
>>688684994
no,i'm just a fucking beaner
What do you think about this
>>688685053
quieres verga
>>688685228
so you dont help your local cartel out at all?
>>688684633
i think so
>>688685341
The US government helps out cartels more than any mexican ever will
>>688685341
no, i don't sorry
>>688685024
>>688685113
Why do you say such things?
>>688685262
oie zi
Que opinas de mi novia?
>>688685572
gordibuena
>>688685091
You have to go back
>>688685507
why not isnt it good money?
>>688685253
didn't know that
>>688685341
who does that shit? you've been watching too much tv
>>688685572
una muy buena elección
>>688685526
he prob hurt his feelies
>>688685628
Le das?
Tiene 22 y ultimamente desea el anal como perra
>>688685253
tbh mexicans are racists af, theres major discrimination between white and black mexicans as well as rich and poor.
>>688685526
cuz he's an asshole,
>>688685836
si, con gusto
>>688685341
>local cartel
>not knowing how does a cartel operates
No vayas a putolandia. Deberias dejar el dinero en México.
>>688685745
i didnt say he had to do anything major, you know, every little thing helps
why is your presidento so handsome?
>>688685893
You can say the same about every fucking country mate
>>688685794
A que te refieres?
>>688685674
Where? becase I have money and I can travel?>>688685836
No puedo convencer a mi esposa de eso....
>>688685893
This!!!, so fucking this!!!! Yes we discriminate a fucking lot, You look brown, (raza de cobre) you are instantly a "Indio",
>>688685526
did i hurt your feelings?
>>688685682
yes it is,but one of the rules is like the mexiacan music, i don't like that music
>>688684633
damn that mother fucker baited that bitch.
>>688685944
>implying i can read beaner
>>688685899
Checked but why do you think that
>>688685939
Que le harias?
>>688686006
mira es culo papa
>>688686053
? No
>>688686006
mira ese ojete papa
>>688684012
op ya ponte a trabajar por favor
conoces a esta?
>>688686083
you have a cruel fate friend, born a beaner and not liking beaner music
>>688686123
le mandaria a la cocina
>>688686098
Last sentence was not meant for you. I know you are the typical usafag that does not know nothing outside your borders.
OP, >>688685944
>No vayas a putolandia. Deberias dejar el dinero en México.
Es para >>688684901
how come mexican girls don't wanna fuck me?
>>688686270
you're right anon
>>688686270
Only a segment of the population listen to that, it's like country music for your rednecks
>>688686347
you don't bath anymore, that's why
>>688686040
You sound pretty mad because you're going back
>>688686347
i don't know, are you rich?
>>688686137
>>688686215
Quieren verle su ano?
>>688686338
Where should I go in Mexico then, we are so fucking afraid of the state roads (Tamaulipas), fucking 6 Flags in CDMX sucks, Cancun, Puerto Vallarta, is for older kids....
>>688686431
metal is very popular around the capital
>>688686224
esta cabron tener trabajo
>>688686338
sure, or i could a random guy on the internet wanting a laugh
sukker sgu lidt over nogle af de her mennesker en gang i mellem
>>688686483
Going back where motherfucker? I live in Mexico, typical amerifag that cant read a thread properly
>>688686523
true that
>>688686495
nope...but i am ugly and short doe. but i've fucked white girls and asians before. Are mexican women picky?
>>688686523
i have metallica, rammstein and ac/dc on my phone
>>688686498
No, con tu mirarte tu pinga basta
>>688686632
Mexican women in the
US are not picky at all, in Mexico they are
>>688686431
so wait the music that your country is named after is like country music for the US, thats kinda sad
>>688686632
the asian girls like big dick, but the mexican girls like more how you are.
>>688686596
ultimamente me a pedido que mientras la penetro vaginalmente se lo estimule con mi dedo
en cuanto empiezo siento como lubrica tanto que se escurre a su ano y mi dedo se mueve libremente, siento como se le abre y cierra por movimientos involuntarios y a los minutos que la tengo asi termina
>>688686741
Ranchero fucking rocks!!!
Banda, and all that shit is horrible music for the lowest of the lowest class.
>>688686741
>the music that your country is named after
wtf lmao
>>688686349
y ahora?
>>688686903
rico
>>688686741
yup, that's sad, actually rock music is pretty popular, not hip-hop, not pop music, just rock music
>>688686865
so wait your music is made considering the class system?
how does that even work?
>>688687036
>>688686696
i notice how mexicans typically don't like anything emotional related. Like, they make fun of me for being into sad music. Are Mexican women afraid of being emotional?
>>688684012
If you were to build a wall for example how long would it take you?
>>688687037
any bands in particular thats popular there
Why when talking about people from Monterrey do other people tap their elbows ?
>>688686589
You're still going back Pedro
>>688687071
Its an enhanced version on trap music is for dindus, its more social, if youre upper class you wouldnt be caught listeninig to ghetto shit
>>688687071
it works like this
>>688687320
dile que si pa q se calle el osico
>>688686837
aqui estan sus senos
>>688687259
The older people listens to AC/DC, beatles, rolling stones, the doors etc etc, , the young ones from the strokes to fall out boy
>>688687526
There also great mexican bands like panda,allison, insite, thermo etc
>>688687303
They do that because people from Monterrey are cheap, (ie. dont tip, pay as little as possible, etc) and in Mexico we call those people "Codo" as in the body part elbow
>>688687630
Divsion minuscula is another great band, are they still around?
>>688684012
How are you guys going to pay for Trumps wall?
>>688687630
cool now i have more bands to check out
>>688687236
Do you know where will the money from the wall will come from?
External Debt. Specifically United States of Mexico - United States of America debt.
Mexico will have the greatest economical benefits from the wall.
>>688687452
>>688687538
Didn't realize you could be this butthurt over going back
>>688687792
i think insite is the only one that had broken up but i think they got back together
>>688687847
>>688687847
hold your hand out...
>>688687847
This fucking guy
>>688687956
i mean when trump finishes the wall hell need a bigger ladder then last time to get back in
>>688685836
si quieres yo le doy
Te gustan los tacos?
>>688685572
Cobra un dolar por polvo y es mucho.
>>688688142
la tienes que dejar contenta
y llena de semen
>>688687882
in all seriousness i doubt that mexico will have anything to do with the building of a wall. But if it did come to that, i think
Mexicos government will have to borrow, probably from russia or china. and theyre probably gonna try to crack down on cartels to stabilize the economy
>>688688289
>por polvo
ja un españolete de mierda detectado
>>688688289
lo haria gratis pero la tienen que dejar pidiendo mas
>>688688390
>borrow from russia or china
why??Mexico has a healthy relation with the World Bank
