Pls

Bumping for rekt

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Gohan loves dick

>>688662830
you actually have to post shit OP

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Alright faggots, let's get this thread started!

>>688666272
I second that notion

>>688666272
yea still waiting on OP's contribution to start dump

>>688662830
Just to start off rekt doesn't equal gore. Rekt is rekt. Not gore.

this is going nowhere

>>688662830
ONE! TWO!
AAAAND HES OUT!

>>688662830
I hate street magicians, fucking attention whores

>>688662830
>clear chat
>MS ROLL FOR Khakis Pants

>>688669524
Makes me so mad. Poor driver was clearly trying to brake. What a dumb cunt.

>>688672585
Why do they burn their beaks?

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>>688668576
>Oh look I can't see a thing.
>Let's speed up.

Genius.

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>>688662830
I think this guy is preparing for some magic stuff

>>688673354
Egg teeth

>>688673491
man, those film sets were incredible.

>>688673028
His face is like: "My ancestors are smiling upon me, can you say the same imperial?"

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>>688673028
I have a nagging feeling you're not a biologist.

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>>688673741
she's one boob better than the 3 boobed chick from total recall

>>688673741

omg ew

>>688673741
Disgusting fuck.

>>688673741
where do her boobs stop ?

>>688673741
I have a better rack than she does, and I'm a dude.

>>688668576
lol bikefags

>>688672585
Fuck america and their fucking nuggets

>>688675232
Test

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>>688675232
I yield

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>>688673028
Fun fact, that is definitely not a fucking koala

>>688673028
file name
>koala

Its a fucking sloth you degenerate fuck.

>>688675533
kek

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HELLO FAGS! Im here to save this rekt thread! With wetbacks

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>>688673028
>koala killed by lion
It's a fucking sloth

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>>688668429
In yo face

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NIIIIIICE WOOOORK YOU DIIID!!!

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>>688676606
What took him so long to break? And why is that dad such a fucking retard?

>>688672585
man deserves extermination.

>>688676645
thats captain hindsight u fucking autist, learn to meme

>>688673028
Stupid monkey knew it was coming. You see it in his eyes. He gave in to fate. Even Bernie has to eat.

>>688662830
May I ask for some animal attacking/mutilating human? It's my kink

>>688676606
the child must of had down syndrome or something for the father to throw the child infront of a car

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>>688677193
Not OP but I've got exactly what you're looking for.

>>688677118
Sloths aren't monkeys. Neither are koalas. Just saying...

>>688676606
holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. intense as fuck

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>>688677461
And then this happens

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>>688677472
Thank you very much based anons

>>688676724
the flying nun - one hot bitch

good day

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>>688677696
Watch it with this song! >>688677027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_LxyhCJpsM

>>688677472
Most horrible thing I've ever witnessed. Mainly because I'm terrified of bears.

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>>688677472
What is it with bears eating peoples faces? This seems to be a pattern. Now I'm not an expert, but I can hardly imagine faces are the tastiest or most nutritious part of the human body, not the quickest way to kill someone either....are bears just stupid or do they just like those yummy, yummy faces?

>>688678377
I don't know but it's scary as fuck

>>688673741
Funny thing is that bbw-s can be hot as fuck, but this one is just fucking disgusting.

>>688678377
they dont even go for the neck. Pretty sure bears are just evil.

>>688662830
SAFE

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>>688678873
Yeah, just look at the evil little fucker.

>>688679015
Fuck off, Pete

>>688678155
>and last birthday

>>688678377
bears are not very smart, and they rely on brute strength instead of agility, stealth and tactics. A bear doesn't understand an ambush or a quick kill like a cougar or tiger. They rely entirely on direct brute force.

The face is simply the easiest and softest part to attack on a human which is usually covered in tough inedible fibers (clothing). It's basically one of the only completely exposed extremities.

>>688676998
well, he was going 2X the speed limit, probably factored in. maybe.

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>>688679183
>the easiest and softest part

Wat? Do me a favour and punch somebody in the face and then in the stomach. Wanna bet which makes your fists hurt more?
Besides, even going for the arms or legs will probably cause more bleeding and thus a quicker victory, not to mention the neck. Maybe they go for the eyes first? At least that would make sense.

>>688673721
True

>>688676006
>lion
it's a fucking puma you retarded special snowflake

>>688679015
Kill me pete please, please, PLEASE DO IT.

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>>688679680
Well, to be fair pumas are also known as "mountain lions". But that koala is definitely not a koala.

>>688679680
IDK what you autistic retards are looking at, but that's clearly a tree.

>>688675303

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

>>688675533

so much winning...

>>688679613
Do you even know the difference between punching and biting?

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>>688677003
Bacause of chicken? Are you full autismo? You would like humans to die because of fucking CHICKEN?

>>688676086
Damn, that fat dude didn't even flinch

>>688679310
Fair point, but even then if he started braking they would have had a higher chance of survival.

Than again they'd of had a 100% chance of survival if their dad wasnt such a retard

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>>688679613
Did you miss the fact that a bear doesn't punch? they rely on brute strength. Primates are the only animal that is even capable of punching.

Also, the torso is almost always covered in clothing and the natural human response to an attack like that is to curl up, making the stomach one of the hardest parts to reach.

the fuck you on about "which makes your fists hurt more" Do you think a bear has fists, nigger?

>>688679613
They tear the flesh off, dude. Don't you get it? They aren't having fisticuffs

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>>688680427
How does that change my point? Faces are a thin layer of tissue right over tons of bone which makes them hard and tough, no matter if you attack them with a fist, a foot or your bloody teeth.

>>688672585
I don't get how could anyone would do that job.
What the fuck is wrong with all those people ?

>>688677027
Fake

>>688679183
Actually, predatory bears attack from behind, and you will almost never know they're there until it's too late

>>688680290
>File name
kek

>>688672585
HOLY SHIT AMERICAN DAD WAS PRETTY ACCURATE

Shoe's are off. Bad sign.

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this is now a spidey/porn/recaptcha bread

>>688680939
and gat

>>688672585
they look like popcorn coming out of the air popper. now im hungry.

>>688679269
well deserved kick

>>688681021
Can't you do this in a loli thread or something?

>>688680830
Are you serious? Face is the easiest part to bite and tear the skin off. Whereas, you can't bite a human in the stomach, as it's covered with clothes 90% of the time. Get my point?

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Is that a dead body?

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>>688681286
yes, i like the cut of your jib newfriend

>>688680939
Dumb

>>688681194
>>688681255
savage.

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>>688666272
Yes, lets!

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>>688681206
>Oh no a bear is attacking me, good thing I'm wearing a T-Shirt so my stomach is safe.

This is how stupid you sound right now.

>>688676086
The left guy "sigh, Mondays am i right?"

>>688675232
i dont handle with terrorists

>>688675303
Wait what happened?

>>688681511
>people don't realise the captions are fake

>>688669524
How do you cross a road without even fucking looking

>>688677027
These fucking foreigners are so brain dead. Why havnt we nuked them all and make more concentration camps (:

>>688677027
What's the reference?

>>688681704
look at the end. she shits at that guy and the wall

>>688677731
Fuck you

>>688680939
Real:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3093163/Shocking-moment-girl-16-surrounded-beaten-mob-burned-death-involved-murdering-68-year-old-taxi-driver-Guatemala.html

>>688681255
That is an amazing cumshot

>>688671206
Kek'd

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>>688673924
>>688675989
>>688676006
>>688676172

Thanks for explaining the joke for the other autists.
Also it's not a fucking lion, it's a puma.

>>688681704
Cat slit his throat. Blood spewed from his neck. Rest in rip

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>>688673741

>>688681889
>>688681928
>>688682003
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>>688682091
wtf is this shit

>>688677027
jfc, why in every one of these vids is there always a stupid nigger that pours more gasoline on and ends up burning himself?

>>688675232
FUK U

>>688677472
most horrible way to die i can imagine. i would rather be burned alive instead of having a fucking bear (or another predator) eating my face slowly

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>>688682229
>>688682229
recaptcha

>>688675232
Ey

>>688680842
LLLOOOLLLLL

>>688677472
they surely was going to stop it throwing all those sticks

>>688662830
>they'd of had

>>688675232
Fuck you

>>688680290
Is there a reason webms wouldn't work for me on mobile? They always have in the past except for today

>>688675303
It's fake

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Ultimate Rekt Subway Hammer Man Japan

>>688681704
Fake cat shit spray

>>688678377
Bears that are not starving only the brains of animals. They do this to Salmon too.

>>688678377
bear sees eyes and other sensory organs
bear removes these

>>688681491
You were sounding even more stupid. Yet i had the courtesy to not insult you. But then, you are fucking insult yourself to logic. And now you can go and fuck yourself with your mom's 99" long dildo right in your ass.

>>688679015
Kill me, Pete

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>>688681255
What is this? a fucking cuck thread? gtfo.

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>>688682779
nigger, you postin in a spidey/porn/recaptcha bread

>>688673721
at least quote right you faggot

>>688669524
woman.

>>688671206
stupid nigger

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>>688676086
Hq version

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>>688682888

>>688679152
>Comparing zoo animals to wild animals

How dumb can one be?

>>688680535
dude fuck humans why are they better in anyway

>>688683167
HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?

I can't do it on the recaptcha

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>>688683341
do what, exactly?

>>688683245
Fuck off already, your images aren't funny

>>688679015
Kill me tonight pete

>>688675232
Great. Here he goes again. Look everyone! Look at me! I'm the Sheldon Shitposter!
I derail threads with my funny picture! I'm so fucking cool, the best part of my day is going on /b/ and posting this stupid fucking picture!

I hope you're fucking happy. I can't go ONE DAY without seeing this BULLSHIT. It's people like you who ruin this website. I get some free time out of my busy day and I want to have a good laugh on 4chan, but no, it's either this or the fucking banana EVERY FUCKING TIME! My wife and kids hate me, I have a shit job, I have no friends and now the one thing I enjoy in life is fucking ruined.

I bet you didn't get enough attention as a child, so you have to shitpost just to get a reaction out of people. You are a sad fucker. Newsflash, GROW UP. Why don't you go back to your sad little Manchild Neet life watching anime and jerking off to your "Waifus" or looking at pony porn, that would be less sad than this.

Here's your fucking (You), bitch.

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>>688673741

>>688680535
If the Earth dies, humans die. If humans die, the Earth and all the life on it lives on.

It has nothing to do with chickens.

>>688683404
See how it shows a a field of ttrees on some how come it you were a lie but not get it thing on the topic recaptcha Without showing the thing to look for it on the thing?

>>688673617
that really explains nothing

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>>688683470
It's cool, mah nigga. Haven't you seen immunity cat? I don't even open Sheldon's thumbnail anymore. That shit's old hat now that immunity cat is here always by your side like the angelic harbinger of some deity you didn't even know existed..

>>688677437
holy shite

>>688672585
It's cool. It's like the matrix for them. They think their at the beach or some sht

>>688677565
kek moron

>>688682888
wow I was totally on your side until you turned into a fucking 13 year old

>>688679613
>Yet I had the courtesy not to insult you

M'lady

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>>688675303
that moment when the shit hits your lenses

>>688683299
>they
off yourself

>>688676606
father of the year

>>688676645
>>>/reddit/

>>688684155
what?

>>688684184
MOAR

>>688672585
what do they do?

>>688676086
seriously...learn some fucking human anatomy instead of just shoving a knife into someones neck until you accidentally made their head separate from their body...fucking amatures