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Finally got the calls to text my ex after a small break and this
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Finally got the calls to text my ex after a small break and this is what happens. What does she mean?
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she wants to fuck
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Maybe she's been out in the sun a lot recently?

Also, why text your ex? Let it go man, let it go.
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>>688659224
Probably hasn't been laid in awhile so her vagina lips have become dry and "crispy"
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She's mad over the breakup. Send her a nigger dick and say Tyrone satisfies you more than she ever could.
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>>688659884
I asked her what she meant first. Then I'll go from there.
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Lame
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>>688659884
I'll find a nigger dick and send it since she wants to make short 1 worded answers with me
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She's high....
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Done
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She's fucking someone else and doesn't have any interest in you.
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>>688660645
Kek. any chance you had with her is gone now.
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OP post reply I'm dying
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No saving beyond this point OP

Show us what she looks like
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Oh shit. I fucked up. And I'll share a pic.
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>>688661092
Here you go
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>>688661157
oh dis gone b gud
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You did like everything to fuck up
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>>688661273
don't fuck that up op
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>>688661157
No I do want to fix things
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>>688661157
You're in OP. Don't blow it like you blew Tyrone
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>>688661343
I don't really care anymore at this point. She did cheat. I'll just let you guys decide what I say.
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>>688661273
OMFG she's gorgeous
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>>688661372
You're a spastic retard who sends her retard shit. Grow up and don't fuck up the next one.
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>>688661273
Shit she is cute man, why fuck around with her like that? What happend?
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>>688661442
"I'm sorry, I love you"
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>>688661442
well, if she cheated, dats tough. you gotsta do whatever makes you feel alpha
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>>688660455
Yup
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>>688661442
Say:
I'm sorry for what I did. Would you forgive me?
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>>688661516
I didn't say that
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>>688661537
Reroll
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>>688661442
She cheated on you?

Okay dubs says you ask for her most attractive friends number
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>>688661442
it's not me, it's you
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>>688661537
>>688661552
Reroll
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>>688661537
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you're right, i'm sorry...lets fix us
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>>688661537
roll
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>>688661573
Bump
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Honestly the only reason I'm talking to you is to preserve the aryan race so you better be serious this time.
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ask her to send nudes, if she does, call her a slut and tell her to fuck off
if she doesn't, commend her
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>>688661537
Rerolll
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>>688661633
WIN
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>>688661633
Winrar
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>>688661633
faggot bitch
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>>688661633
WINRAR
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>>688661633
winrar
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>>688661573
Roll
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>>688661442
"Sorry, I love you, I do wana work it out"
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>>688661273
Facebook pose detected. Chubby chubchubs/10
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sent your tits and maybe we can fix this
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>>688661688
>>688661699

Nais duwbs
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OP do you know the Tinder Formula?

Alpha Checking out
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>>688661633
Alright then. Let's see how she responds to this.
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>>688661473
Get some standards
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>>688661535
She's ok.
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>>688661731
Jajajajajaajaja only face from top is for chubbbbbby
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>>688661442
"No I'm more into breaking things, like my ass, courtesy of Tyrone."
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>>688659224
Too soon man too soon.
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>>688661771
Post pic of the girl you are fucking with rn
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>>688659224
when I was young we used to say crispy meant high. like burnt
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>>688661883
Hello little fagg. How about reading?
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>>688661883
+1
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>>688661549
>dats
>you gotsta do whatever makes you feel alpha
You're literally a fucking faggot.
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>>688661765
Saved oh shit
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>>688661883
I don't have any pics of your mom. And that's beside the point anyway. Girl isn't ugly but she's far from "gorgeous"
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>>688661966
sweet dubs
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>>688661651
rerolll
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>>688661765
"Nah, just kidding. I want a sandwich, can you make me one?"
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>>688661997
tyrone is my lover now.
That doesn't matter though, right?
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>>688661997
Hahahhhaha cuk
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Another pic of her. Dubs decides what I say again.
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>>688661997
>myspace

tell her "You had myspace - I'm switching to Bandcamp, bitch."
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>>688662111
trips
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>>688661997
Who's Tyrone? I thought that was the name of the guy you fucked behind my back.
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>>688661997
>But who's Tyrone?

HAHAHHAHA, she must be fucking retarded
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>>688662101
Roll
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>>688661997
Wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?
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>>688662111
We could've fixed things for OP. Oh well
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After our relationship i somehow didn't feel attracted to women anymore. I went trough some pretty tough times until I found my beautiful sweet choco- Tyrone
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>>688661997
How do we fix it up? Now tyrone with me as well? Are you ok with that?
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>>688662111
Win
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Kill yourself, because I'm at the top of a building ready to end me life.
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>>688661997
You cheated on me Mindy. That's so uncool
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>>688662162
this
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>>688662111
kek
check'd
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>>688662111
TRIPS WINRAR
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>>688661997
>>688659224
this is so summer
please stop
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>>688661828
and then Trump said "we need to build a wall"
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>>688662111
Witnessed and delivered.
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>>688662182
kek. Thinking the same thing
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Dont abandon us now OP
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>>688662309
I love you OP
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>>688662148
"Ill get back with you only if you promise to peg me as good as tyrone"
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>>688662309
Can I still fuck you in the pooper?
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>>688662386
roll
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>>688662309
Ok, ur fucked now
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>>688662309
Iwant you 2 to meet
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>>688661997
Alright, we can fix things, just don't let me blow it this time like I blew Tyrone.
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>>688662309
Could make a sandwich while Tyrone Rams me arsehole? Also could you please shove a fucking hot metal pole up your Fanny.
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>>688661997
You messed up. Now all she's interested in its that bbc you showed
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>>688662309
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I might consider fixing things more seriously if you sent me nudes
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send her a link to this thread and work things out with her op
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>>688662482
Roll
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>>688662386
Re roll
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>>688662309
OP you magnificent bastard
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>>688662309
Nah I'm just busting your balls. I'm not with anyone but I wondered if I could get (insert most attractive friend)'s number?
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>>688662452
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As long as i get to watch you get fucked by tyrone, 'cause I'm a huge faggot summer-cuck
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This goin gr8
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>>688662309
Nah just kidding Tyrone is a joke, a picture from internet :p I love you, I think you are gorgeous and we shoud get back together <3
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>>688662120
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You wanna fix things? Bitch fix your ugly whore face, first
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>>688662482
Roll.
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>>688662386
rolling
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>>688662530
roll
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>>688662386
Roll
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>>688662498
Roll for this
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>>688662482
Reroll
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>>688662580
reroll
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>>688662148
Ugh. Yeah just mess with her head. All this ugly bitch is good for.
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>>688662580
Fucking betas

Who decides?
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>>688662580
rerollerino
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>>688662482
Dubs get
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>>688662650
Gayest
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>>688662580
TRIGGERED
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>>688662148
Yeah you're better off without ms alienhead anon.
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>>688662386
Rollin
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>>688662580
rollarina
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She responded. Cmon dubs.

>FYI she is bipolar so this will either end really good or really bad
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>>688662733
Wi tar
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This was just a dare I was forced to do. Please let's fix things between us.
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>>688662482
Pleases
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You'll even have more space to fill up that loose cunt of yours. I'm done with you, don't contact me again unless it's for a hookup.
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Ayy lets fuck
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>>688662580
rolling but without the gay emotes
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>>688662580
raralorollernino
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>>688662580
roll. 4chan is full of Fags
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>>688662831
roll
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>>688662808
Alright lets meetup
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>>688662580
Reroll without ":p"
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>>688662808
I'm sorry. This relationship is over. We should stop talking, it's not you - it's me.
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I did some thinking and I still love you and I want you back.
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i am not straight anymore.
your cunt turned me gay, congratulations.
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pls cuck me
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>>688662733
Not sending her a link if that's what your wanting.
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>>688662808
Let's start fixing us by you sending me a picture of your tits.
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>>688662808
show me your nude body to remind me how you look like
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>>688662808
U wan sum fuk?
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>>688662808
"It's you're you stupid fucking bitch! Goddamn you are a dumb cunt."
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>>688662831
Rolling
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>>688662580
rereroll without ":p"
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>>688662808
*you're
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>>688662808
I need a picture of u to become straight again. Gogogo
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Okay, wanna fuck?
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>>688662580
Roll
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So how come you can fuck other men but I can't?
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>>688662941
rr
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After our relationship i somehow didn't feel attracted to women anymore. I went trough some pretty tough times until I found my beautiful sweet choco Tyrone
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>>688662808
At least he's not bipolar girl
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This is amazing
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>>688662940
rollerino
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>>688662808
Mindy how could I love a cheating hoe?
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>>688662580
Rawlin
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>>688662979
Roll
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HAHA cOOL sTORY bABE, nOW mAKE mE A sAMMICH >:D
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>>688662966
WINRAR
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Want some threesome action? Send some tits bae pls <3 ily
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>>688662977
winrar
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>>688662966
winrar
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>>688662979
roll
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>>688662966
Winz0r
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>>688662979
Reroll
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>>688663000
yeah tripz fuckers
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>>688662808
I found him online and we just got on so well. He understands me and helped me through the breakup we had. Sorry for sending you his pictures like that, I was irritated by your 1 word replies. But Tyrone is real, and I think I'm in love with him.
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>>688662966
winrar
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>>688662977
Win
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>>688663000

wasted trips
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>>688662808
top shit cunt, get rekd
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>>688662979
Dannng throwing the real punches
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>>688663000
OH FUCK OP IS DONE
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>>688662966
>>688662580
Ding ding
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>>688662966
WINRAR2
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>>688662979
Rollin'
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>>688662992
Roll>>688662992
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>>688662808
kek bitch is desperate for a new man, the side guy must have run out of money already.
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Well.. could you send me a pic of your tits? I miss them :(
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>>688662966
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You turned me gay, I am a fag named OP
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I dont know. Things between us ended bad. Im happy with Tyrone, you know?
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>>688662979
rolling for this
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Send a pic of dick OP and say: I'm waiting for you
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>>688663159
roll roll roll
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>>688663072
Rolll
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>>688663159
Roll
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>>688663178
what a homo
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>>688659224
This smells fake
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"i wanna do more bum things x"
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>>688662966
You faggot
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>>688663178
its all ruined. gg everyone, back to work
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>>688663178
ah fuck
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>>688663178
fuck you op how Could you ignore my trips
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>>688663000
Dayum..
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>>688663178
Thread is kill
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>>688663072
Fucking roll, OP dont post this beta shit from the others to take her back, i beg you.. this has potential
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>>688662979
Kek. Roll.
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>>688663178
:( Op is scared
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>>688663178
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee.. m. . .bb h .
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>>688662808
>she is bipolar
yeah, like every other attention seeking whore.
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Heh, yeah, I was joking. Send me some nudes and remind me what I'm missing?
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>>688663207
Send her a black dick if you're white kek
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>>688663159
THIS
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>>688663178
Ask Mindy for her hottest friends phone number
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>>688662979
this
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>>688663000
Now she's going to be pissed
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