>>688649324
Smoke Weed, fgt.

Lewis?

take truffles, smoke weed and fuck strippers you dumbass pussy little bitch

Truffles

>>688649740
Are the strippers/hookers clean?

>>688649324
pretend your a Syrian refugee

rape bitches

>>688649740
>>688649813
truffles, then what? on what time of day? go to the museum?

>>688649850
yes you fucking retard

>>688649916
truffles then go to the sex museum and you can fantasize about putting all the dildos up your ass you faggot

>>688649324
don't go, it's a shithole

There are tranny hookers in the RLD, so you can fullfill your getting buttfucked needs.

Drink beers and do coke

Hire bike and ride to this massive Park like way out the centre, me and my friends did it. Was fucking awesome

>>688649324
I went to Amsterdam 7 times, my suggestion is to go to the Van Gogh museum, stoned as fuck.

>>688649324
Do drugs, go to bars, don't go to anne franks house. It's fucking boring. If you're into ww2 stuff, go to the joods historisch museum

>>688649324
please stay away, we don't want you

>>688649850
yes tested regularly since it's all legal

>>688649740
this, don't forget to visit:
Stedelijk Museum
Rijksmuseum
Van Gogh Museum

seriously, it'd be a shame if you missed those

also, don't go to the anne frank house, it's a scam

>>688649324
See museums, visit cafes, enjoy the nature in the netherlands, go on a canal cruise, learn about Dutch culture.

>>688650122
vondil park or someshit? yeah i rode there on truffles shit was insane almost got ran over like 20 times

>>688649324
Amesterdam redlight district. I have been there. You can fuck the best bitches in world by only 40 euros. Also dont forget bulldog street right next to redlights. You can find god tier weed there

>>688649917
Are you sure? I don't want Yurope AIDS

>>688650303
yea, vondelpark is awesome

>>688650255
this pretty much

>>688650255
Also, visit Huis Marseille if you're into photography

Everything is in the centre so walking is your best option (please don't get on a bike)

>>688650299
> go on a canal cruise
could be fun if you're a tourist I guess. I've been on one with my family once but I didn't like it

>>688650303
Vondelpark is great on sunny days but like any park in Amsterdam it'll be crowded as fuck

Definitely rent a bike, you can get around more and visit som parts abit on the outside of the centre.

>>688650441
>rent a bike
great more annoyances on the cycling lanes

>visit som parts abit on the outside of the centre
what's there to see?
Ok I guess you could rent a bike and ride along the Amstel if that's your thing but depending on how long you visit and what kind of friends you have the centre is your best bet

Go to Haarlem. Its twenty clicls away and there is a beautiful beach.

DO NOT GO TO THE BULLDOG WORST WEED EVER

try to find Boerejongens if you want the best weed in town

yeah rent a bike, all the stuck up locals seem to hate when tourists ride the bikes but its the best thing to do, all those faggot dutch retards act like the invented the bike or something riding about with one hand in their pockets thinking its cool, when people do that shit in our country to act cool we laugh our asses off at them and call them faggots.

>>688650771
>thinking its cool
no it's just convenient. sorry that you're too fat/poor to ride a bike

>>688650771
>riding about with one hand in their pockets
lmao noob, two hands in my pockets

go to bulldog get fucked up try skuff

>>688650855
well this guys clearly retarded, I told OP to rent a bike you dense fuck. Also I said riding with one hand in their pocket thinking its cool. Maybe give reading another shot before you try your hand at typing.

>>688649913
Use money saved raping instead of going to hookers to by more weed

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OP with his friends here, some decent advice, thanks

>>688651279
make sure you check out the blue light district if even just to look! It has the higher class prostitutes in there you can walk through and look around the windows even if you cant afford them. Shits cash

>>688651589
>wanting every place in Amsterdam to be infested with tourists

>>688651589
Nigger I don't want no trannys

>>688652543
nah thats the purple district bro if you go there you've went too far. its a small street below the red light and the green and yellow light district, once you come to the midget district on the left you do 360 down the left handside alley and you're there.

From Amsterdam. Go to chupitos shot bar. Music, girls and cheep shots

>>688649324
During the day:
Smoke weed at Greenhouse and Bulldog, best weed in Amsterdam.
Also go to the museums, if you are stoned they are interesting and funny as fuck.
You can also just take hours for just seeing the city, its one of the most beutiful citys in the world.

Don't fuck hookers, the 50€ arent worth it, there are plety of stoned horny girls, who will do it for free.

In the evening you can go drinking and clubbing

Coffee shops
Cannabis museum
Sex museum
Red light district
Absolutely amazing coke and mdma
Nightclubs

>>688653414
>>688653656
sounds like a plan, what are the best clubs? any edm/electro house/dubstep?

btw why does this guy >>688650745 say bulldog is worst while others say its god tier

>>688649324
go to rotterdam faggot

>>688649324
It should be pretty obvious. Smoke some weed and fuck some whores. I mean you're not interested in seeing a bunch of tulips and windmills are you? Shopping for wooden shoes? No, there's literally no other reason to go there than drugs and whores.

don't buy cokaine or ecstasy from shady black guys

>>688649324
go here

http://www.clubkaliber.com/

>>688650255
A scam?

>>688655069
coka, coka

H, H

>>688655069
You can let it be tested for free...

>>688650771
A bike ride of 10 minutes takes up to 20 minutes mostly because of drunk and/or stoned fucking tourists who cant ride bikes for shit.

>>688649324
walk around in circles