Waifu claiming thread.Claim your Waifu/HusbandoNo stealing (unless trips or more)No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed.
>>688640029
I love how Hank's just along for the ride at this point. Truly the grillmaster.
>claim
>>688639355
And a cute, pervy, stalking main character! I could see it happening
>jenny claim
Another one
Travis Two Knives claimed
>>688638867 #
IF I get a bike by next year round lol
>the first harem formed by me is the famous 3M
Don't worry you're not the first to be in a harem lol
>>688639278 #
Ahh one would but shipmaster watches all~
>>688639355 #
And you called me a pervert
>>688639567 #
Nothing about tomo. He's with mero
>>688639821 #
Always disappearing right?
>>688639826 #
maybe now~
Shinoa claimed
>>688640147
I'm not cute!
>>688639845
Oh yeah I forgot to warn you it's all mostly porn.
>Be careful, mizore has a lot of porn
>Wait what are you doing...
>Ooooooo~
>>688640161
Then who is M'smugger?
>claim
All the waifu above are trash
>besides hank
>rolling or somthing
still here
and
>>688640411
im not with mero
>>688640479
Better watch what you say or I'll have my minion attack you. Notice he's immune to fire like me and he has an erection
>>688640145
A grill's nothing without propane and proper meat to cook with.
>>688640411
That reminded me of Big Brother kek
>>688640430
Yes, yes you are~
>>688640411
yeah, but it doesn't have to do with work. i either just forget about the thread or i just go off to do other things.
>>688640411
If not, then you'll just experience the hoon on the back of mine.
>Curious, what kinda bike were you thinking about?
Also, with Kyoko and Rory? I'm more than okay with this~
>Don't know too much about Yuno, though.
>>688640430
A little l-late for that warning!
>>688640638
Fresh meat for you Hank!
>>688640838
That's just asinine.
>>688640532
Yes you are~
>>688640638
>Mfw hank turns out to be the mod who saved us from static anon earlier.
>>688640728
No, you are! I'm just plain and pervy
>>688640806
Kek. Did you find the rape one yet?
>>688640917
I'll cut it up into steaks for you I tell you hwat.
Love this gurll
After long day at work and late dinner with my boys, good to be home.
hello everyone
>>688640917
Brb going to go pick up my friends hank
Let's bring the mood down
>>688640969
It's a rather risky move to open these and really look at them while the janitors are in the lobby with me....
>Is doing it to some of them anyways
>>688640430
Me to know and you to find out~
>>688640532
Milinda was in denial too you know
>>688640728
Is that so?~
>>688640777
Like fapping?
>>688640806
N-no homo okay, baka?
>yuno is a tsun. Gotta understand. More tsun than you~
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>688640917
Hank meet my friends dark Vader and obi wand kenobee
Kitty-tan claimed
Hank is still baking? Nice
Good morning everyone
Chara claimed
>>688641502
Kek I remember that post
>>688640969
no im not. Fish is more into Shinoa anyways
>>688641459
im not Milinda and night
>>688640969
We agree only on one thing: you're pervy. I disagree with the rest~
>>688641459
Yup!
Goodnight lil' smug. I wish you the same~
>>688641518
the cringelord has arrived everyone
>>688641459
Hahaha, no homo indeed.
>I'm not tsun dammit!
Night Smuggles.
>>688641518
Hank is the grill master, and the grill master does not sleep.
I'm in a good mood, have eurobeat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWlf3r-rd50
Still here. Just cooking dinner
>>688641459
no, i fap while poting on /waifu/
>>688641518
morning chara. you haven't fucked my head have you?
How do I meet an asian chick?
>>688641839
Come to Australia.
They're fucking everywhere here.
>>688641777
>checked
>>688641888
>Checked
>>688641423
Oh you like to take risks huh?
>I'll be sure to remember that.~
>>688641459
Are you m'smugger? Night.
>>688641624
No, youre very cute. I'm sure. Why won't anyone believe I'm plain?
>>688641733
Very tsun. A perv tsun.
I need to sleep now, I don't want to but need to.
>>688641733
He already baked when I went to sleep 8 hours ago and he's still baking
>>688641827
Did not, no. Head is on my bed, lying in my pillow
Claim.
>>688642198
>didn't say clammed
You had one job!
>>688641945
Running around in their little packs seeing anything not Asian and judging it.
Fucking hilarious walking around Melbourne getting looks from Asians saying "WTF are you doing here."
>>688642144
Simple, because you're aren't plain!
Goodnight~
>>688642198
Hello squid
>>688642222
Quads checked
>>688642235
Applejack is okay too.
>>688642144
good night then friend
>>688642144
I take more risks than I would. And I'm not tsun!
>Night Mizore, see you when you wake up~
>>688642171
I know, it's great, isn't it?
>>688642198
Sup Ika, how's the driving life?
OP dump your hank hill folder
>>688642308
We get the same Asian guy in every day for pasta. Barely speaks english and keeps asking for the steak we took off 2 months ago. We say no and he just says pasta.
>we have 2 pastas
>>688642440
You are totes tsun though.
>>688642464
Not op
Rosalina once more
>>688642454
>>688642235
A proper response I feel
>>688642292
I rarely do these days!
>next thread
>>688642321
Hello amatsu! Why have I not seen you in a while?
>>688642440
I don't have insurance for the car yet... I want to drive it so bad but I can't...
>>688642578
Guy dancing in background claimed
>>688642171
great, only I'm allowed to fuck my own head.
>>688642198
welcome to hell
>>688642666
Trips Checked
> alien corpses claimed
Oh fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg
>>688642727
>>688642571
How?!
>>688642716
Well, now that just sucks. How much is insurance?
>>688642571
Oh god that's painful.
It's fucking creepy going to boxhill.
China 2.0.
Get abused for speaking English.
>>688642716
I stopped coming to the threads a few days ago
AND you're on when I'm usually asleep :/
>>688642440
yeah, pretty much, he's growing to me. Might try medium rare stakes just because he's baking those threads
>>688642571
Morning Rory
>>688642780
For now... uh, I meant, yeah, of course!
>>688642802
this is creepy... I like it
>>688642727
>expecting porn
>seeing the guy in the background
my sides
>>688642780
Wait, can I actually go to my reserved spot in hell now!?
>>688642942
I don't know, but it sure as hell is more than $50. Which I barely have.
>>688643006
Yeah... Sorry about that! I've been getting on later everyday recently. I need to fix it.
>>688643008
Morning
>>688642942
Trust me. We all see it, you have the tsun down perfect.
>>688642967
>ANU
>same shit
I'm impressed the other /waifu/ thread is still up and hasn't been taken down
>>688643358
Loving it.
>>688643315
Claimed
>>688643424
Claimed
Me likey
>>688643008
excellent. now what was it you were trying to tell me?
>>688643151
Yeesh, that's a bummer. How strict are the cops up there? I know down here people drive without insurance, licenses, and all that shit. As long as they don't look suspicious and don't draw attention, they get away with it just fine.
>>688643315
But I'm not even tsun! I haven't done anything to warrant the title!
>>688643151
It's alright, don't worry about it~ I'm on super late too, it's 4:27am right now
>>688643516
dat boi descending from the feces claimed
>>688643828
Claiming
>>688643315
How's the night going?
Found a "Nightfly's American Bar" where they're looking for a dishwasher personel. Any tips in what I could write in my application?
>Wrote that I'd like to get to know more about cooking since it's my hobby
>Not even sure if that will work
>>688643621
N-nothing! Just browsing waifu and writing applications.
>>688643893
That's some fuckin' horroshow shit right there, son. Jesus fucking Christ.
>>688644108
also ancient
>>688643683
Its illegal for both here in California. I mean no cop pulls over people just to check if you have insurance either but still I shouldn't risk it. Plus my parents don't let me. My car is in the garage and thy park their car behind mind so I can't get out.
>>688643701
Yup. Its 1:30 for me. Its that time of the year for me. I'll be traveling early in the morning with my family tomorrow so I'm not going to sleep tonight.
>>688644078
Damn son, how many applications are you going to write?
Bored of playing dead.
>If trips, Sachi get!
Miho claimed
Blood shot eyes edition.
>>688644312
Reroll for shizu
>>688644260
>My car is in the garage and thy park their car behind mind so I can't get out.
Back in next time so your next to the door and Can get out
>>688644342
Seppuku and fix your sleeping schedule
>>688644078
oh... ok then. h- have fun writing applications and stuff.
>>688644260
Going for a vacation? If so, hope you enjoy it!
I'll go to bed after this thread dies, sorry..
>>688644444
Nice get Jenny~
>>688644444
MOTHERFUCKING QUINTS CHECKED NIGGER !!!!!
>>688644260
Today? I want to write 5. I wrote about... 16 the last two days. I want to keep it up.
And I just found out I'm a fucking retard. It's a bar. Opening at 8pm, they are not going to cook anything there
>>688644444
>Quints
N I C E
I
C
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Cory is claimed, fuck all y'all, I have the best waifu
>>688644444
Shitposting on /b/ again?
>>688644342
You always appear whenever I show up. Or is that just me?
>>688644392
Its too late. I can't get out.
>>688644444
Holy shit!!!
>
clmd
>>688644437
>Seppuku
That doesn't sound to bad right now.
>>688644444
>quints
I am the master robot! nobody shall fuck my head!
>>688644444
Fucking Checked.
>choa hasn't been claimed yet yeah boi
>>688644607
No i was just doing shit. Im on most of the day when your not around.
>>688644260
I know it is!
>I am in Cali too ya ditz
I know I was riding at night times, speeding and everything while on a permit, which isn't allowed. Cops just legit didn't care enough.
And that sucks, for real.
>>688644444
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>>688644444
wow
>>688644721
Spread male ass hole claim
>>688644078
Say you are organised and can wash dishes damn fast.
Night is going well. Cut up my meat baby and am drinking.
>>688644444
Checkled and shekel'd
let's go waifu
>>688645003
Abraham Lincoln Gollum claimed
>>688644811
nice get, now check this
>jenny
Mei still claimed
>>688645064
Got it. Thanks Rory, you da real MVP
>>688644537
Yep! I'll be travelling for a good 5 hours tomorrow. I'll sleep in the car. On the other hand, I won't have time to be able to get on these threads so I won't be here for like a week.
>>688644576
You should uhh, call them back? Show them that you want the job and don't just leave. But I mean, with that many applications, one has to call you later.
>>688644724
Oh, that makes sense. It felt weird thinking what I was thinking. You should sleep though, or at least stay longer until the eye pain goes away.
>>688644790
Oh yeah, in San Diego! That wouldn't happen where I live. They'd get me for it. Although a while ago, I drove some drunk friends around and there were cops everywhere.
>>688645098
Handicapped sex claimed
Fuck im fat so far tonight i had pork chops, half a pizza and a bag of chips along with a 2 liter soda.
>>688645322
No im a night owl. Ill be on a while longer. And there is a spider on my security camera.
>>688645322
Nice! I'll see you in a week then~
Alright /waifu/ Time for me to try sleeping again. I'll be more active from now on~
>>688645322
It's all a matter of making yourself out to be as innocent as possible. Speed limit, blinkers, smooth merging, the works. Unless your cops pull people over for LITERALLY no reason, even driving through a horde of cops should pose no problem as long as you keep cool.
>My fries are all cold and hard now
Kill me pls
>>688645322
>With that many applications, one has to call you later
Ahaha, you didn't write many yet, right? Right? I wrote about 100 before when I wanted to move out due to stress at home. Fulltime jobs, Parttime jobs, I wrote everywhere.
Retail, Accounting, IT, etc
Didn't even get 50 answers back and the few I got back were all a simple no.
Anyway, I'm trying again now since I really want a damn job. Or else I feel like some useless part of society and might as well kill myself
>>688645097
jordans so i can sell them
thats like 100 x 20 dollars
>>688645721
Replying to yourself 0/10
>>688645891
I'm letting them know my answer
>>688645339
I used to eat burgers for nearly everyday because job gave me free food. I didn't gain weight.
>>688645524
Yeah but... Its almost 5 for you. That's like, almost morning.
>crush the spider
>>688645553
Goodnight! Hopefully I can get on for a bit while I'm there!
>>688645576
Yeah that's what I did. I passed like 4 cops that night but none got me. I drive good but stupid drive test person told me I drove to fast when I was going with the flow of traffic.
>what kind of fries?
>>688645655
Then you should definitely call them back like every 2 days. That's what I did and I got my job like that.
>>688645655
Nigger you're a faggot.
No one wants to hire a faggot.
I got my first job at a grocery store with one fucking application.
>>688646170
Will do that. Thanks for the tip.
Just dumb, I can't really call a big retail group back, I'd have someone else on the phone every day and no one you'd remember me since they have their own department for applications.
But a night club with only one location should work
>>688646170
Driving test people have to do that, it's their job. Correctly, go with traffic, but for the test you have to be technical. It's stupid as fuck.
>McDonalds. They were fresh when I got them, but I had to get to work and they were already cooling when I got to start eating them
>>688646418
As much as I hate to sound like an old boomer that has no idea what they're talking about. Try going in and talking to the same person in store if you can't get a hold of the same person every time you call.
>>688646170
Burger sounds good right now.
Im on the second floor i ain't hanging out the window.
Hello
>>688647096
Hm?
Mio
Oh, we can post again?
Claimed
I dont know whats going on but i like it
>>688647139
What was stopping us?
>>688647236
4chan being kill
>>688647293
What do you mean? Down for maintenance?
It lives!
I couldn't get any sleep today, got an headache now and got up at 7 am to study for some reason, please terminate my life.
All was kill
3 hours of not wasting time
>>688647511
Its 8am for me and i been up all night.
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>688647751
Oh. I will thank you in hell.
>>688647813
Why though? Doing anything interesting?
Dylan Klebold claimed
I cant sleep at night...
claiming
>>688647996
No way he is, look at his eyes >>688647813
He's loosing control of his life
>>688648213
Wake me up inside.
>>688648321
Can't wake up either
>>688648321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
>>688648398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLYl4fM8yk
>>688648475
how the fuck did i not know about this
oh my god
>>688648584
I only found it a few months ago.
>>688648475
my sides are in heaven!
>>688648475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBYffxsnsWU
>>688640029
image limit. rip thread.
>>688648666
Nice digits satan, I found it through this thread.
>>688648213
That face looks like he is perfectly fine with the events that are unfolding. Since I was studying I guess anything else can be counted as interesting.
>>688648882
Nice joke.
>>688649118
fuck you
