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Waifu claiming thread.Claim your Waifu/HusbandoNo stealing (unless trips or more)No


The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.

Claimed
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Still here
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Spiderman claimed
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Final claim before sleep.
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>>688632408
Travis Two Knives claimed
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Rikka claimed
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>>688632417
DO NOT watch this if you want to be happy :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iazTQVi1CEE
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>>688632328
O shiet, it's Dab-Girl!
What's up friend~?
>
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>>688632408
Fittest waifu claimed
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>>688632417
He'll yeah. I got a huge thing of romance candles for 35 bucks. Fireworks are cheap as hell.
Also if you don't mind a little trespassing I can show you a cool little place where I use to live.
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still here

and

>>688632261
thanks even if you want me to do weird stuff
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>>688632651
I dab girl will save dancing! I am doing alright just got back from work, how are youuu?

>>688632779
Wii Fit Trainer is my favorite nintendo girl
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Poppo and Jintan are best husbandos.
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>>688632631
Jesus Christ...
>To be fair, that brick was a long time coming and could've been avoided if they were paying any attention... like, at all.

>>688632790
>Mind a little trespassing
Me and my cousins used to go into the school and abandoned houses all the time, I'm chill with it.
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Rory-sama claimed.
Who wants to see my alcohol?
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>>688632631
Oh that came thru windshields. I clicked DUI rollover trapped passenger video then and it gave me the New Applebees Meat Cutter ad kek
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>>688633224
I do!
>>688633045
Did you break anything~?
I'm great, got a job and my first day is gonna be on Friday if the weather is good enough!
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>Sachi
Of course i'd treat you well.

>If trips, Sachi get!
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>>688633224
I would like to.
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>>688633038
Everyone wants to do weird stuff.
Your super ego just prevents it. Gotta let the Id free some times.
>>688633130
Tons of abandoned properties where I live. Old farm houses and such. Most of them are stripped out and boring.
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>>688633381
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>>688633406
still not having me tho
>rolling
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>>688633427
>Most of them are stripped out and boring.
People like me need copper wire for $
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>>688633381
Today I didnt break anything! Oh yeah? What job did ya get? I am really excited for you!
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>>688633450
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>>688633699
ded meme
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Danny DeVito claimed
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>>688633874
Nice Waifu.
Nazi Frodo claim
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>lurk
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JonTron claimed
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>>688633427
i just dont want to be into super weird stuff. i think it would be better if that came after normal
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>>688633421
>>688633381
>
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>>688633450
That's not alcohol..
>>688633638
>Today I didnt break anything
Aww....
I thought I first thought got a job from a construction site, then someone else showed up and offered me a better deal kek. So I'm just gonna be a worker on a cranberry field~ Nothing too big but at least I get paid~
>>688633818
>>688633427
It's been a while since I came into the thread, so I gotta ask: are you two finally shipped?
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>>688633699
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>>688633623
I'm talking the inner walls are gone and it's just the frame and the outer walls left.
No counters no doors.
>>688633818
Ohhhh~
>Your exhibitionism is showing.
We might be able to find a spot...
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Cory claimed
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jahn senta klaimed. Cen't evn C my waifu
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>>688634038
Make more videos!
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>>688634092
I don't see any Alamo beer.

Not bad though.
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>>688634219
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>>688634075
Ah I got ya, progress one at a time. Makes sense.
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>>688634092
>tfw I only got some beer
I'm jealous, I want to drink some whiskey ;-;
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I'm gonna go eat


>>688633130
any little tiny second of delay or rush could have saved her life ;-;
>>688634092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt0hLBF0rN8
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>>688634219
tooshay
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>>688634193
>>688634219
>>688634271
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peggy hill mi waifu
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>>688634348
Pizza claimed
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Etika claimed
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>>688634096
I know you love it when I break stuff but not today! Well damn have fun playing with cranberys!

Here comes the money! Money money money money money money!
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>>688633603
I'll get there some day.
>If trips, Sachi get!
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>>688634453
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>>688634096
What?

>>688634145
It's showing? Should I cover it up?

>>688634307
It's the curse of modern drivers. They pay NO attention to the road, and that's the result. It's why I want a manual car. Put on music, and from that point onward, it's all concentration on the road. No fiddling with gadgets or some fancy settings. Just me, the 3 pedals, the wheel, and the shifter.
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>>688633818
Yes it is a smile that's meant to keep pure and innocent

I would've called you an asshole if I were that trucker if I didn't know you lmao

Shinoa claimed

>>688633998
Hey you were in last thread right?
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>>688634533
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>>688634298
yeah i just dont know where to start really
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>>688634653
obligatory claim
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>>688634653
Q; The Winged Serpent claimed
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>>688634633
Yass
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So I have meat baby and beer tonight. Life is good.
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>>688634533
Top Tier claim.
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>>688634633
Oh, I know I'm an asshole on the road. Most bikers are. But that's mainly because most bikers know how people are on the road, see >>688634610

>Seriously, this artist is a gold mine for Makoto and all of it's good.
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>>688634756
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>>688634545
I love it when there's destruction! Thanks kek
>Here comes the money! Money money money money money money!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeXatquVqAc
>>688634564
I got 11 left, gonna drink this weekend maybe
>>688634610
I remember some flirting between the two of you, so I asked.. Maybe I shouldn't have, sorry
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adolf hitler is claimed ladies
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>>688635025
Can I save that image?
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>>688634564
Better than nothing.
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>>688635025
God Tier Husbando
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>2016 and not having a vampire waifu.
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>>688635220
Must suck knowing she shot out of Adam Sandler's dick.
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>>688634969
Waifu & Husbando claim
( we have love triangle)
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>>688635021
That song plays in my head every 2 weeks!

I love destruction too but I know I will get shit for breaking games at work
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Sup sluts
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>>688634096
Very shipped. Yes. I'm pretty sure.
>>688634557
2 off
>>688634610
You can try.
>But it may be to big to hide.
>I like seeing it anyway...
>>688634721
Yeah, it's weird to just pick a point. That's why I've decided to just stay open.
>>688634894
Great artist.
>Mizore hardly has anything that isn't bad colored pencil drawings.
>Why is she drawn fat in a few of them?!?
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>>688635021
As far as I know, there's no flirting!
>Que Maki calling me out on a blatant lie
Plus, as far as I know, I think Mizore has a shipmate.

>>688635220
U wot m8
>
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>>688635373
carry on
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>>688635322
Nice hand
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>>688635372
>>688635373
In the same second no less
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>>688635334
Loser claimed
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>>688635373
gonna need sauce on that anon.
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>>688635560
One after the other post numbers. Spooky.
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Ononoki Yostugi claimed!
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>>688635581
>Claiming
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>>688635220
I have a vampire husbando
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>>688635722
one of the weirdest most autistic anime's i have watched, but was strangely addictive.
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>>688635353
Kek, yeah, that's just sad ;-;
Btw, I didn't finish Uncharted yet kek. I'm just being lazy~
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>>688634852
New?

>>688634894
I don't know about being an asshole driver on a bike. I use my blinkers and everything. I usually cut people off if theyre going 5-10mph slower than speed limit
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>>688635736
Can you guys read the japanese words on this for me then tell me what it says?
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>>688634096
Careful with mizore, he's a pimp like frogger
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>>688635838
Mavis approves
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>>688635937
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>>688635372
thats kind of why i want someone else
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>>688635891
Oh my god are you trying to make me sad? I thought you liked that game!
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>>688635372
>Hehe, then you can see it all you like~

Hmm, maybe I can give a look around and try to find some stuff for you.

>>688635484
>>688635681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wylM_oShJ2E

>>688635560
Shhhhh, it's totally not maybe a sign.

>>688635934
Than you'd make for a swell bike rider it seems. Most motorcycle accidents are more the fault of cars involved than the bikers fault, which is why we're so aggressive on the road. If they won't take responsibility for diving a 2 ton death cage, then I'll just make sure I'm speeding ahead of them before they get the chance to kill me.
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>>688636003
Ey.
What's going on?
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>>688636123
> claiming dancing guy in the background, he reminds me pic an olde tyme prospectors that just hit gold
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>>688636003
If trips, stealing Syndra.
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>>688635849
Nigga what? Nah, man. You gotta watch it a few more times. Get a good feel for what it's all about.
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Tom Hardy claimed
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>>688636331
whats the anime name again? sorry second time today asking for sauce.
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>>688636331
Claimed
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>>688636072
Ooohh~
I see how it is then
>>688636219
I'm sorry! I will finish it soon, I promise!
>>688636234
>totally a sign
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>>688636447
No worries, broham! It's The Monogatari series.
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>>688636458
Mini me claimed
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>>688634557
one day for sure
>still rolling rattles
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>>688636072
Blatant lies and accusations!
>Are me and makoto shipped? I can't remember, don't you have a list written down?
>>688636491
Don't believe a word smug says.
>>688636234
That would be cool, but I'm sure the only thing I couldn't find, is stuff I need to grab from the Manga and anime.

>Just try hiding it from me~
>>688636326
Trips. Zuzuzuzuzuzu.
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>>688636619
Claiming
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>>688635934
A little
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Rosalina Claimed
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>>688636696
Guy in the red box claimed
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>>688636271
Nothing much, got 2 hours off and i have nothing to do.
Might just go make something to eat and play WoWs or just watch youtube.
What about you?
>>688636326
If dubs, you kill yourself.
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Why is there a bunch of cartoon chicks in here
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>>688636651
Geez, who do I trust!?
>Mizore is pimpin'
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>>688636234
Wow really? I'm learning more and more every day. I never see bikers as assholes. I see them more as something you want to be sure not to hit when they're passing me up I slow down because the dude might just want to be in the lane I'm in but no room behind you know what I mean?

>>688636326
Trips says I'm stealing Shizuru

>>688636491
>
Hehe~

>>688636651
You have makoto, yuno and kyouko
>a mental list~

>>688636772
Been lurking for a bit? I also love this pic. I don't know why but I do
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>>688636888
>Checked!
>>Spread male ass hole claimed
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>>688637036
Kyouko got in the harem too?
I wouldn't have guessed~

>if trips get, I steal Shizuru
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>>688637188
Fuck, I hate that faggot
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sorry for dissapearing. i went to sleep.

>claimed
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>>688636491
You are breaking my heart! I hope you finish it soon!
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>>688637188
>checked
>competitive vaping claimed
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>>688636888
Wellllll shit.

>If trips, Sachi get!
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>>688637545
Damn giblet heads.
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>>6886371111
>checked
>Claiming hello kitty ass to ass drawing
>>
>>688636491
>Only maybe a little

>>688636651
Mmm, we'll see. I did manage a huge folder of Makoto, and back in the day I managed a huge folder of Yoshika, Sanya, Kamina, Mio, Nagisa, and Mikoto as well. I'm sure I can get another one down.

>>688637036
We try not to act like assholes blatantly. But when push comes to shove, we will be. Otherwise, if the roads seem nice and clear, why not live it up a little and make use of the bikes potential, no?
>This mentality is going to kill me on a 140HP bike
And now I'm curious, I see Mizore. Have I been shipped with anyone else?
>Hasn't a clue about any of these shipping things
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I hate all of you
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>>688637807
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>>688637807
We love you too
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>>688637509
I'm sorry! D:
I'll play as mush as I can this weekend, promise!
>>688637802
>only?
>It means the ship is done to me~
>>
>>688637807
i hate other shitposters
>>
>>688637885
Especially you, faggot
>>
>>688636861
>Rosalina screenshot cropped from the 8bit music porn flash.
>Recognized it.
>>688636980
Trust the ice queen.
>>688637036
T-Three?
>>688637376
A harem is forming??
>>688637802
It's quiet possible I missed a gold vein somewhere.
>Cutie

>Mizore
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>>688637622
Do it

>roll
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>>688637998
You hate yourself then too?
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>>688637622
>>688636888
oh shit i better go get the noose
>still rolling
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>>688636888
Oh sweet. Enjoy the time off dude.

Just playing some games right now, and hanging around here. Not much happening on my end.
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>>688638025
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>>688638118
>i hate other shitposters
>other shitposters
>other
>>
Gayest thread ever
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>>688637958
I hope you do! And maybe we can play again too!

I am super tired now I think I am gonna go to bed now! See you guys later! Sweet dreams all
>>
>>688636888
>If dubs, you kill yourself.
>Gets trips

>>688638077
>Do it
>Gets dubs

You really want him to die don't you
>>
>>688638118
The term other would imply yourself as well, right? I mean, I wouldn't think someone would knowingly admit themselves as a shitposter though
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>>688638265
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>>688638064
>Trust the ice queen.
But I trust the smugs too!
>A harem is forming??
Seems like yours has already formed~
>>688638289
That'd be fun~
Goodnight friend, hope we see each other again~
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>>688638209
Mad at what?
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>>688638290
Just going to leave this info here.
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>>688637376
And rory! M'smugger too!! Oh how the great demigodess of death has fallen

>>688637500
Work man. We get it

>>688637802
Totally agree with you. Don't know if there's an open empty road where I live besides at night with little to no cops
>you're with a pimp unless mizore he plans are caring for all of you~ I'm also the shipmaster as your know. I also have the titles, smug queen and smugdere

>>688638064
Very first reply

>>688638289
Night frenemy!

>>688638433
Thank you for your trust~
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>>688638366
Well, that didn't make any sense
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>>688638360
meant for
>>688638212
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>>688638490
>>688638025
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>>688638681
What does that even mean? You could at least try making sense
>>
>>688637958
Shipmaster confirmed, RIP

>>688638064
How big is your folder?
>Full name of waifu as well pls
>Nou

>>688638593
Haha, don't worry, I'll find a good spot were we can hoon it up before the trip starts next year.
>In a harem
I'm okay with this, surprisingly.

>>688638628
Why does she look so familiar...?
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>>688638360
This is my tattoo but its DJ Pon3
>>
Is this where all the fags of /b go or something? You people need your own board
>>
>>688638963
No one cares
>>
>>688634356
Taking half the picture, shrinking it, and putting it below said picture doesn't make it a bigger picture.

Sorry you can't be included in what the majority of people are enjoy. Continue on with attempting to mask your loneliness with false-pride in being a special snowflake.
>>
>>688638366
>>688638604

It's actually a very interesting procedure that's done when the knee needs to be amputated. They essentially replace the upper leg and knee as shown. The way the foot bends acts like a knee making it easier and more natural for a prosthesis to be attached.

Oh and I claim Tracer from Overwatch.
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>>688638142
Roll for Sachi
>>688638290
On, not just him.
That goes for everyone else in the thread as well.
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>>688638987
U just mad u don't got sweet waifu like us
Claimed
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>>688638593
That's really surprising to me, I wouldn't have guessed she'd join a ship, and more surprising is that it's an harem kek
In the smugs, I trust
>that includes Rory-sama
>>688638867
Enjoy your ship~
>>
>>688638433
Harems turn into love comedies though! I can already see it.
>Makoto, the innocent neighbor friend.
>Yuno, the sultry aggressive one.
>Kyuoko, the silent and observant aid.
>>688638593
I AM a pervert after all.
>>688638867
A little less than 90 pics and maybe 5 gifs. Mizore Shirayuki.
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>>688639058
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>>688638077
Well, off i go.
>If dubs, abort
>If trips, Sachi get!
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>>688639193
I don't even know what a waifu is nor do i give a shit about it because it looks stupid as hell
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>>688639405
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>>688638593
Wait rory and tomoko too??
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>>688639514
Here I claimed this guy for you but its a husbando cause its a boy and you are fag
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>>688639567
woah woah woah what
>>
>>688638593
>work man.
what?
>>688639514
>4chan
>complains about waifu
kek
>>688639355
>love comedies
>>
>>688638593
Wait what
When was this
>>
>>688639278
I shall!

>>688639355
>Do a quick gelbooru search
>Mfw the results
>Also, lol 420 pics
>>
>>688639729
I don't think girls can be fags but that's cute
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>>688639778
I'd claim that!
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>>688639899
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>>688640029
>>688640029
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>>688640012
Nopearooni
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>>688638867
IF I get a bike by next year round lol
>the first harem formed by me is the famous 3M
Don't worry you're not the first to be in a harem lol

>>688639278
Ahh one would but shipmaster watches all~

>>688639355
And you called me a pervert

>>688639567
Nothing about tomo. He's with mero

>>688639821
Always disappearing right?

>>688639826
maybe now~

>shipmaster
>>
>>688639899
Must suck knowing men only go with your as a sexual option only because they're biologically obligated to.

No personality in you things is to be desired whatsoever.
>>
>>688640171
I'm not interested in sex with anyone but thanks for your concern
>>
>>688640239
Thank Christ. That's good to know, please never reconsider this amazing choice you've made.

I wasn't concerned for your well being in the least bit, cunt.
>>
>>688640348
lmao if you couldn't detect the sarcasm in the "concern" part then you're a fucking retard. Good day sir
>>
>>688640466
Yeah, because it's really fucking easy to detect sarcasm in text. Stupid whore, please always cherish the choice you've made to avoid sex at all costs. Your genes should die out with you.

>Good day sir
This is /b/. Go fuck yourself.
>>
>>688640737
Don't get pissy because you're a fucking retard.
>This is /b/. Go fuck yourself.
That made no sense with what I said you fucking autist. Go jerk off to some cartoon chicks
>>
>>688640999
>Don't get pissy because you're a fucking retard.
That made no sense either, I'm sorry (but not really, your feelings mean absolutely nothing to me.) that you're offended at me telling you the honest truth about your shitty gender.

Fuck your pathetic attempt at a condescending end to you getting verbally whipped, whore. Go attention whore on a Youtube comment section where you belong.
>>
>>688641232
Oh, another guy with mommy issues. It all makes sense now. I guess your mom should of aborted you. What a pity. You sound triggered as fuck right now, kek
>>
>>688641232
Call me a whore again, because I really get butthurt over it. jfc, get some new material
>>
>>688641378
Hardly, go frolic somewhere else, white knight. This dried out swamp hole isn't impressed by your shitty attempt at defense.

Have fun getting all of your money, material possesions, and children taken in a divorce, friendo.

>>688641461
Whore.
>>
>>688641232
So if it was a guy commenting right now would you call them an attention whore? Because this talk only came up when you found out I was a girl. Poor little guy
>>
>>688641594
How am I a white night if I'm a girl exactly? I'm not having kids or getting married
>>
>>688641594
>Whore.
lmao
>>
>>688641599
No, because being a male doesn't earn you any sort of special treatment on this website.

Announcing you're a woman does. Are you new here or something? Or are you just stupid? I'd love to say both.

>>688641699
Mistook you for a different person, my mistake.

>I'm not having kids or getting married
And please never do. Your tap out of the gene pool is very much so appreciated.
>>
>>688641784
What special treatment do i get then? because I haven't seen any so we're in the same boat. I "announced" it because it was relevant to the convo. Again, I don't give a shit about gene pools
>>
Dammit. I couldn't find the thread because hank hill.
>>
>>688641935
I'm not even going to feed this horseshit.

Enjoy (please don't) the rest of your sad night, attention whore. I have yet to see a presentation of your bare chest by the way, comes with the "announcement".
>>
>>688642081
I'm not even attention whoring you dumb shit, I'm talking like everyone else gets to. How about I present my foot up your ass
>>
>>688642248
>Announcing you're a woman at all in a public thread
Top kek. Sure you aren't, fluid bucket.

>How about I present my foot up your ass
20 bucks you've never fought a second in your life. Keep acting tough though, maybe your "bae" on Facebook will hit you up with some likes if you're loud enough.
>>
>>688640999
>>688640466
>>688640239
>>688641378
>>688641461
What the fuck. Are you even doing here?
>>
>>688642399
IT WAS RELEVANT TO THE CONVO

I don't have a fucking "bae" jfc, you people are fucking idiots, have fun being autistic
>>
>>688642437
They like eating up the bait thinking they're on some moral high ground.

Let me have my fun, nigger.
>>
>>688642437
Calling people faggots because I hate waifu breads
>>
>>688642544
hurr durr
>>
>>688642594
>Hating waifu breads
>browsing /b/

I'll ask again. What the fuck. Are you even doing here?
>>
>>688642516
Sure it was, you didn't even have to bring it up. You could have just said you weren't a faggot, you stupid attention whore/future Mc. Donalds rest stop glory hole attendee.

Sure you don't, you're probably not even good enough on the face to get one that cares enough to even shoot you some likes.

Autistic? You mean I fall on the spectrum of autism? Nice job, you can't even convey the accusation of a disability correctly, seems like you're guilty of your own insult there, dip shit.
>>
>>688642756
You know there's other stuff out there other than waifu and plenty of people hate them also right
>>
>>688642812
lmao, do you feel better now, bud? The only thing in my mind at the time was "girls can't be fags" so I wrote that at the time. It had no hidden meaning behind it. I really don't care about what my face looks like or getting likes. The only friends on my list are family members so... and that last part isn't making sense because yes, you're on the spectrum
>>
>>688643128
The last part doesn't make any sense because you lack the mental capacity to process it properly.

Sorry, Helga. But I'm mentally/physically superior to you in every way shape and form. Please continue working the make shift vaginal cotton field until you collapse and rot from exhaustion.
>>
>>688643240
Like I said, I'm not into sex so I wouldn't be "working" it. Apparently you lack the skills to comprehend that but I'm not surprised. "superior" my ass, I'm not seeing much evidence for it
>>
>>688639489
rip shizuru you will be missed
>>
>>688643383
I meant it as in a slave plantation. You fuck wit, because you're not dedicated to "contributing" (the quotation marks are meant to imply sarcasm, because you're too daft to pick up on nearly 99% of the things I've been trying to convey so far. I'll have to hold your hand through this whole thing, won't I? I expect nothing less from a woman anyway.) to our species. And you'll just be working your whole life as a sad creature who's eggs are far past expired and is on the biological downhill.

I am superior, sorry (but not really) hon.
>>
This is really amusing.
>>
Don't you remember when you said sarcasm is hard to detect via text when you couldn't pick up on my sarcasm... fuck wit? Why would I care about eggs? what slave plantation? It's embarrassing that technically we're the same species. Your mom should have swallowed.
>>
Stop stroking your internet cocks you utter idiots.
>>
>>688644018
kekkles
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>>688643837
Women are just this stupid.

I find great amusement out of watching them make feeble attempts at functioning daily. Really is great being a male.

>>688643907
Oh no, I can actually structure my shit correctly and insert sarcasm when needed. You just blurt random shit out of your mouth and act shocked when a perfectly literate and superior male can't decipher it.

God, you really are stupid. I could explain those other points further, but you don't have enough brain cells to comprehend them any further.

>>688644018
You mean udder.
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>>688644104
Sorry but I'm not exactly worried about my typing on /b and if you take it that seriously... well... that's depressing. Oh no, I couldn't possibly understand, little ol' me with these tiny brain cells and mr macho man with all his wisdom just can't muster the words
>>
Banter banter!

This is fucking next level roasting!

>you're a whore
>no I'm not
>but you are
>but I'm not
>yes but I can sarcasm
>no you can't
>*empty insult*
>*empty insult*
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>>688644315
More like, 4:30 am, I don't give a shit right now about this dude being weird but let's fuck with him anyway
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>>688644257
You're not worried yet you expect people to pick up on your horribly worded "sarcasm".

Please, become more depressed and get locked up in a loony bin. You'll be contributing to our species much more by doing this.

>Oh no, I couldn't possibly understand, little ol' me with these tiny brain cells and mr macho man with all his wisdom just can't muster the words
Thank you for finally admitting how inferior you are as a sub-human female.

>>688644315
>Roasting.

Fuck off back to Snapchat. Summer needs to end already.
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>>688644456
Are you still talking about sarcasm? jesus dude. I've already been to like 3 psychiatric places so I've done my time. Oh look, you couldn't pick up on my sarcasm again. Shit, fuck off sarcasm
>>
>>688644456
For all the praise you've given sarcasm you can't even recognize irony in a sentence.
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>>688644591
>I've already been to like 3 psychiatric places so I've done my time.
Please, go back there. It's where you belong. Go be with your own sub-human kind.

>you couldn't pick up on my sarcasm again. Shit, fuck off sarcasm
Would you shut the fuck up about sarcasm already. You're just grasping at straws at this point, I expect nothing less from a woman.

>>688644611
Fuck off, whiteknight. Let me win.
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>>688644743
They only let you stay in those places for so long. Holy shit, you brought up sarcasm on you last fucking post so don't bitch at me about it. And then you weren't able to pick up on it AGAIN. Ah yes, we get, you've never had contact with a woman before, you can stop being butthurt over it by acting out at other women
>>
>>688644743
>grasping at straws
I don't care about straws
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>>688645009
You might say straws can.... suck it
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>>688644904
God, woman. Would you shut up already, I'm trying to watch the game.

Go cook or clean for Christ sake.

>>688645009
They don't care about you either.
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>>688645389
lmao, yet you keep coming back here. By all means, go watch your... "game". Thank god straws don't care about me, I was worried for a minute there
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>>688645525
All I hear are crickets. Less talky, more cleany. I don't want the cops called on another domestic abuse charge.

Straws? What the fuck are you on about, dumb whore. Straws aren't sentient.
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>>688645389
*tip*
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>>688645650
I know that you think acting like a big boy and defending the nice sub-human on the internet will score you some digital pussy. But it won't. Go play with your red ball in the middle of the street now.
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>>688645634
4:50 am is no time for cleaning. And uh yeah, up there I said I don't care about straws and then you were like.. so I was like... I guess you missed that
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>>688645806
The fuck are you even on about at this point, your sentence structuring is so poor I don't even know if you're using English at this point.

Must be the cleaning lady or something.
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>>688645782
I don't care about 'her', but your comment was just so deserving of a tip of the fedora.
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>>688645889
Maybe if you kept the fuck up when I said
>>688645009
And then whoever said
>They don't care about you either.

Pull yourself together
>>
>>688645969
I'm not seeing you play with that red ball in the middle of the road. So anything you're saying right now is being tuned the fuck out.
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>>688645969
Why don't you guys suck eachother's dicks and get it over with
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>>688646020
No speako whatever the fuck you're spewing out of your suck hole, sub-human. Either start cleaning or get the hell out of my house.
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>>688646141
Wow, you've gone full retard. This isn't your house you fucking peasant
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>>688646219
I might have to call the immigration department. Could be one of those maple leaf refugees. Maybe a slave collar or something will set it straight.
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>>688646304
Yes because I'm sure being white and born in America equals a refugee.
>>
these faggots are still arguing?
wew
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>>688646387
جوجل ترجمة بالتأكيد امر جيد ل تبدو وكأنها تعرف ما الذي نتحدث عنه بلغة أجنبية .

الذهاب يمارس الجنس مع نفسك ، العضو التناسلي النسوي . أوه نعم ، أنا فقط لفظيا يباد لك.
>>
>>688646501
It's just banter at this point, but not quality
>>
>>688646556
>lol it's just banter!111
>condescending insertion

Your support group is calling, Paco.
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>>688646554
Sorry, I don't speak alien
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>>688646554
تعال مص
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>>688646633
Who is this Paco? What support group? So many questions
>>
>>688646662
Uncultured whore

>>688646684
Maybe.

>>688646740
Yes.
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>>688646633
>>lol it's just banter!111
jesus christ nigger
ironic shitposting is still shitposting you gigantic fucking faggot
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>>688646825
>Uncultured whore
The only language I need to know if 'murican
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>>688646920
is*
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>>688646825
هو لو تبي الصراحة يعتمد لو انت بنت او ولد
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>>688646862
It was blatant fucking super sarcasm of what he was doing. You deliquescent.

>>688646920
>>688646938
And you can't even speech American properly.
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