how does the hand feel

>>688638444

calloused

do you enjoy it?

>>688638706

Why should I enjoy it?

Do you have any social issues? Like aspergers or shit like that?

>>688638328
If you could go back in time what would you do different?

>>688638328
How much do you earn?

>>688638840
id give my all to you

>>688638328
can you cast fire magic?

Why are you such a faggot op

>>688638328
>Step 1: ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Why do you think you're unique? I'm a 30 year old virgin ,and my friend is turning 32 tomorrow he is also a KHV.

I have kissed a girl though, I just hardly remember, she surprised me in elementary school.

how the fuck does one become a 33 year old virgin?

i lost my virginity when i was 15. i had my first kiss when i was 11. seriously, you have to be Mask/10 or gay and socially retarded.

>>688638328
why have you not gone to an AMP? they're cheap and great

>>688638831

I have social issues. Whether they fit into the frame of any kind of psychiatric condition, I don't know. You are invited to skim the DSM for me.

>>688638840

Less work (including school, university and sports), more drugs.

>>688639000

Unemployed. Thinking about doing an MBA at the moment since I am unable to find a job since about half a year.

>>688639263
okay, so not everyone can be super fuckin sexy/10 like me, but 33 years and you can't even get to first base?

that's it, you're off the team.

>>688639123

I can. See that fireball in the sky?

>>688639137

That's just how the world is.

>>688639245

I'm certainly not unique; especially not on /b/.

>>688639263

I am certainly socially retarded.

>>688639271

I have no idea what an AMP is.

>>688639525
>I have no idea what an AMP is.
Asian massage parlor.
You know all those shady asian sounding massage places all over the place? Bring about $150 and visit one.

>>688639735

isn't that shit illegal prostitution?

I fucked a guy in the ass does that make me not a virgin?

>>688639891
So what? You can't get in trouble. You just go in there, they put you in a private room and tell you to strip and get under the towel. Some hot asian chick will enter, tease you for twenty minutes, then ask if you want "more". If so, you tip them and get a little ride. Just don't explicitly say you're paying for sex and you can't get arrested, just say you were there for a massage.

>>688638328
How does this even happen? I get that getting sex is difficult for some people, but getting kissed? This is such an extraordinary amount of fail.

>>688640115

and all AMPs do that?

>>688640212
No not all. You will get the vibe from the girls though. Sometimes they will ask you. Start touching them during the massage and see how they react.

>>688639998
only if you're gay and it happened after grade school.

>>688639998

Yes. Get off my lawn!

>>688640182

I'm referring to making out or kisses in a romantic context. Not kisses as a greeting.

>>688640212
Some have been spooked by stings, and you won't get anything. They won't ask, and you won't ask either. Some will just let you jerk yourself off, or give you a handjob. Tip <$40 for a handjob, nothing more. Some places give full service, try not to tip more then $100. (Tips don't include the ~$40 for a half hour massage) Full service places tend to have an "air lock" like system where the lady in charge has to let you in.

>>688638328
>defining yourself by whether you get poossy or not

Jesus. Grow a pair.

>>688640372
Well uhh... I like women... But like I can't get my hands on any so I just fuck a friends nefew... In the meantime. But holy shit that sounds gay

>>688640483

Oh, you are American. I've been to a few in Europe and there was never any indication of prostitution.

>>688640481
Lol that's what I was referring to. Look I'm sorry to point out the fail but you need to just go out, find a girl, and kiss her. You don't want to die not having kissed one. You may get slapped or police called on you but it will be worth it.

>>688638328
I'm 22, handholdless, kissless virgin.
I'm on my way, OP. Any tips?

>>688638328
>>688639245

I was a virgin until 35, 36 now. If it's unwanted you can take care of the mental issues that cause you to be stuck here. You can seek help, but you must be willing to overcome the shame to tell a good psychologist (the ones that help with these specific issues). You're still young enough to turn this around and improve this part of your life.

>>688640716
I'm assuming OP lives in an uncivilized country with illegal prostitution, based on >>688639891

>>688638328
What magic spells do u know

>>688640730
Not OP. Go, get out, talk to girls nicely, be pleasant. If you get rejected, bear it like a man and move on to the next girl.

>>688638328
FFS OP just go walk around in a busy place and ask 100 girls for a kiss. Just tell them some bullshit like you are having the worst day of your life, dog died, girlfriend left you. At least 1 of them will let you kiss them.

>>688640718

Won't assault anybody.

>>688640730

Get drunk, go out, hope you are not as autistic as I am.

>>688640780

Been to a psychologist for depression. So not a specialist in the whole social retardation issue.

>>688640849

Lived in Germany, Sweden and now the UK.

>>688641014

I can shoot white liquid from my wand.

>>688641131
This is your problem right here. You are afraid to even touch a girl for fear of being rude or assaulting them. You will never get pussy let alone a kiss if you don't take risks.

>>688641131
>Lived in Germany, Sweden and now the UK.
Then what the fuck is the problem? Just go get a hooker and learn sex is overrated.

>>688641430

I am not afraid to hit on girls, but just randomly kissing girls is something different entirely.

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>>688641026
That's not what I meant, fagit. I was wondering what to train up. OP is clearly a wizard, and I needa know where to invest my skill points.

>>688641462
OP is afraid to touch girls. He's a lost cause I'm afraid. Not even a hooker can save him.

>>688640680
sounds gay and slightly pedo.

girls hang out at bars just waiting to get shitfaced and facefucked. you fuckin jackoffs couldn't get laid if you were forced to crawl naked across a mile of horny, lubed up, naked women.

>>688641659

Again. There is a difference between touching / kissing girls out of the blue and doing it after hitting things of in conversation.

>>688641131
Nah, most people don't actually know I'm autistic until they really get to know me and try to talk to me in private, you know, when I'm not reading them using algorithms, or when they try to make a joke, and I don't understand it.

I also have not yet found any kind of alcoholic beverages I would actually be interested in drinking. I have yet to try hard liquor, though, but IDK anything that tastes enough like mouthwash to entice me.

Also, I don't generally like to go outside.

>>688641659
Clearly. I never understood people who acknowledge that they have problems and don't take steps to rectify them. Beta men aren't non-normalfags, beta men are boys who are afraid to do what it takes to get what they want.

>>688642170

OP here. I for one love alcohol.

>>688642170
Quick question mate, are you interested in pursuing this aspect of life? I understand you have come to the conclusion that it's not meant for you, and that you are socially inept, but is there still part of you craving these things?

33 years old, and unemployeed?

Found your problem.

Maybe focus on getting a job, get a decent haircut, work out, wear nice clothes and try online dating if you're that inept at just talking to people.

You're not gonna land a girl with zero goals and jobless.

Priorities, mate.

>>688641520
You need to start with losing your fear of approaching and touching girls. Start by walking up to girls in a supermarket and lighgly tapping on their shoulders to get their attention. Ask them some bullshit questions about some food in their cart, or compliment them on their looks "hey, just wanted to ask you for your opinion on ... I was thinking of getting some myself, but I saw that you have some in your cart ... blah blah" just fucking do something man.

>>688642643
Ignore this retard, you don't pick up women at a super market, especially tapping them on the shoulder and asking for food advice. What the fuck do you do then? "Hey, thanks for the info on the mac and cheese, think we can date now?"

Kill yourself, virgin.

>>688642170
dude, it's called yukon jack perma frost.

it's fucking listerine flavored schnapps.

>>688642779
dude, you can pick up your brother's girlfriend at their wedding if you just try.

>>688642595
>33 years old, and unemployeed?

Recently. Last contract ran out in the end of May. Have been looking for a new job in industry for half a year before though. Anyway, MBA might be a good idea.

Furthermore, my clothes and haircut are fine and exercising is essentially all I do in my free time.

>>688642643

I am not one of the guys who hit on 20 girls in a night but during most night out, I was able to initiate conversations with at least one or two girls. The problem is that we never hit it off in any way because talking to me is as exciting as talking to Cleverbot.

>>688642872
>wedding
>girlfriend
It's time to put the dating sims away, anon.

>>688642127
No there isn't. You obviously don't want to inappropriately touch someone the first time you meet them, but you absolutely need to get over your fear of approaching and innocently touching a girl if you want any chance of getting a kiss and later sex.

>>688642127
You do not touch a girl randomly in conversation. There is zero need to do so. Totally picturing you now full on groping some girl as you discuss the weather.

>>688642643
>compliment girls on their looks at the super market
"milady, you look dashing today as you shop for nourishment, if I may say so" *bows*

>>688643228

I know. But this is basically what this asshole >>688640718 was implying. Just find a girl and kiss her.

>>688642779
You fail to realize that OP is literally starting from nothing. If you are so afraid to even have a basic interaction with the opposite sex in a safe environment then it's a lost cause. I brought the supermarket thing up because where else is OP going to start? Going to a bar or club? Doubt it. OP is a social retard who needs to start off small.

>>688643076
you think I'm going to use some gay ass french word for future ex wife? no, thanks.

OP pls post a picture of yourself. I can't imagine how a 33 year old virgin looks like

>>688643363
Yea OK faggot.

>>688643419
So, by hitting on women in super markets randomly, he'll find his dream girl. You have zero experience with meeting or dealing with women.

He needs to do online dating or meeting like-minded people online and go from there. If he is socially awkward, walking around town meeting girls isn't going to work.

>>688643419

OP here. As I said, as long as I am reasonably drunk, I never had a problem about starting conversation. There is a difference between being shy / socially anxious and socially retarded.

have you ever touched your crotch area in public and became nervous that someone might have noticed?

>>688642402
I don't particularly dislike alcohol, as in ethanol, it's just that the drinks its in are usually unpleasant. Wine, for instance makes me sick, and beer taste like piss.

>>688642492
>are you interested in pursuing this aspect of life?
I am... maybe... but idrk, tbh.
I mean, there's a lot more to it, and I don't really wanna go off for ages explaining everything.
>you have come to the conclusion that it's not meant for you
I'm not yet sure if it's not meant for me. I mean, like I said I'm interested, but I have various concerns.
>and that you are socially inept
Eh, like I said, you really gotta actually talk to me to realize that. My complete crazy ass goals are more of a concern to most people than my inability to hold light conversation.
Although my exclusive interest in discussing specific things can annoy the hell outta people, unless they're also interested in it.

>>688642781
I will have to look into this.

>>688643627
Um no. Not hitting on girls. Just learning how to fucking interact with them at a very primitive level.

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>>688643517

Face.

>>688643228
Agreed. The only acceptable scenario in which is okay to touch a girl mid conversation is when mucus starts to slowly drip out of her nostril and she isn't aware. Then, the decent thing to do would be to lick her nose, removing the mucus, and discreetly spitting it into your hand, then stuffing the saliva/mucus in your pocket for later. That's the ONLY case in which it's acceptable to engage in physical contact.

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>>688643517

Body.

>>688643738
>compliment their looks
>not hitting on them
>ask for advice on food, tap them on the shoulder, be annoying
>not hitting on them
>primitive level
Ohokay.jpg

>>688643627
Are you mentally disabled?
It's not about finding his dream wife, it's about learning some basic social skills. Online dating won't help, because even if you have the best profile online, it won't help if you are socially retarded irl

>>688638328
aayyyyy 33, that's what I just got on my Empathy Quotient test

>>688638328
Don't worry I'm 21 year old kissless virgin but in a 3 year old relationship with a pony tulpa. I don't expect my life to be different from yours, except the fact that I am actually happy with her.

>>688643692

I have touched my crotch in public. And I am sure people have noticed. Should I care about that?

I actually had my fly open during a presentation in front of >200 people. So a shitload of people have seen me touch my crotch in that situation.

>>688643801
>>688643883
Are you serious faggot??? Are you fucking serious? You're at least 7/10

>>688643228
OK faggot captain SJW. I said lighgly tap on their shoulder to get their attention, not fucking grope them. I was just trying to tell OP how to get used to interaction with people. If you are telling me that you are afraid to even innocently tap on someone's shoulder to get their attention then you are the social retard here.

Im in love with best friend but, she's fucking my roommate. I kissed her and confessed cuz im a fag who fell in love. I dont know if to continue and try out a relationship or just say fuck it. What would you do?

OP you're good looking, maybe tan a bit more.

Easy way out of the autism is just say you're shy and slow to open up to people, or you have a hard time adjusting due to some past trauma in your life. Girls will understand, especially with a body like that. Be chill otherwise and confident, your looks will do the rest.

>>688644060

I'm serious. And my looks are plainly average. Else I would have gotten any sign of interest from females.

>>688644148
>SJW is now a common throw word like cuck
>Not touching a girl when talking cause, what reason is there for this again? Is suddenly SJW

What retard taps someone on the shoulder while talking? Are you even reading what you write?

Fucking summer faggots, really, read a book.

>>688643898
Look, the faggots posting on here are criticizing me for daring to suggest innocently tapping on a female's shoulder to get their attention to start a friendly conversation. I agree that online dating is a bad idea for OP. The advice in here is terrible.

>>688644242
Probably you just don't realise the signs they are sending you nigger.

>>688644364
Fuck you are so retarded. Go to bed downy.

>>688644242
you probably get lots of signs and you're just too stupid to notice.

it's a shame, but stupidity is the rule of the world. intelligence is the exception.

>>688644045
>should i care about that?
no. all it means is that you might have a problem with keeping intact and presentable within reason, though you are standing in front of a bunch of students. keep up the good work m'boy

>>688644455
Great reply, make sure you have mom print it out and post it on the fridge, you sure got me there.

>>688644423
>>688644465

During my early and mid-20s, I was thinking that every girl that smiled at me or played with her hair or whatever they were doing MUST be into me. When I stroke up conversation, nobody ever was. So there were lots of false positives.

>>688638328
What are you doing to change that? You're obviously unhappy

>>688644242
Average is better then half of the population. You got no excuse there. Maybe it's that you have too high of standards for girls you'd like to talk to? Maybe it's because you're going about this like girls are this thing for you to obtain, instead of realizing it's just another human with problems and baggage. Find someone that makes you smile, that you care about, don't think about the sex, just find someone to talk to. Or don't. It's not the worst thing to die a virgin. (..right? Idk..) just enjoy life if ya can.

>>688644388
Yes, a bunch of fucking niggers advising a social retard to harass women in public places, they will get him locked up. It's like 20 y/o virginfags advising a 30 y/o virginfag

>>688643889
So if OP is only able to interact socially when drunk then how does he even get comfortable with meeting and interacting with people IRL outside bars and clubs? Are you the creep going around awkwardly hitting on girls in supermarkets? Sounds like it.

>>688644803

First, I have to find a fucking job. Even though the problems are related.

>>688638328
Why didnt your parents love you

>>688644825
Lol this is part of the problem here. If OP thinks that he's harassing girls every time he approaches them then he will never get to first base.

>>688644838
By meeting them and talking online first, you autist. Get to know someone online, do a voice chat on skype after a while, ease his way in.

Do I have to hold your hand on relationships 101?

>>688644824
>Find someone that makes you smile, that you care about, don't think about the sex, just find someone to talk to.

That would also be a first in my life.

>>688644905

My parents loved me a lot. I didn't really love them though.

>>688644872
A job is a good start. What about getting in shape? Regardless of your genes it'll make you better looking. Being better looking & added confidence helps.

Next you need to get out there and mingle. Not just to get with women but to get to know people and build your social skills.

>>688644957

OP here. I don't think I am harassing girls when approaching them.

>>688644976
Lmao so OP should only meet other people online. Yea that's certainly going to build his confidence with interacting IRL. You get interpersonal skills IRL not online faggot.

>>688645088

I might not be hyperthrophic but am I not in shape? >>688643883

>>688638328
I don't understand how anyone can be a virgin at the age of 30 unless they are one of those religious fuckups that want to wait until marriage.

I am fat, broke, brown and ugly and still can get pussy. It might not be the best 10/10 pussy, or I might not be able to get it everyday, but I still can.
If I can, I don't know what's preventing your stupid ass from getting some.

>>688645158
Are you afraid to kiss?

>>688645349
>I am fat, broke, brown and ugly and still can get pussy. It might not be the best 10/10 pussy, or I might not be able to get it everyday, but I still can.
>If I can, I don't know what's preventing your stupid ass from getting some.

You are probably a human being and not some kind of robot in a skin costume.

>>688645002
In yours, and in a lot of people's man. It's just a bit overrated, the whole sex thing that is. Like someone said, if it's about fucking, go to a hooker and that's done. But I'd say getting someone to love you for all you are,good and bad, someone to help you let go of some of the bullshit in life,and for you to help them and love them too, that is the challenge, and that's what you should be seeking. ( in my humble, ignorant opinion sir. )

>>688645224
You're in decent shape yeah. Didn't see it before. Still room for improvement.

So then what are you doing to boost socializing skills?

What skills do you have that make you interesting?

>>688645221
How does social anxiety work?

Jesus Christ, you're the nigger who would tell a sick person to just stop being sick and feel better already.

>>688645349
Right. I am in the same boat as you. Like seriously WTF OP?

>>688645392

No. But I am not willing to force myself on girls like some retards here said I should do.

>>688645479
Social anxiety isn't a disease.

Almost everyone starts with it to various degrees but they push through it and become comfortable. What causes people with problems is the fact that they stay in their comfort zone.

>>688645461
>So then what are you doing to boost socializing skills?

What can I do?

>What skills do you have that make you interesting?

None as far as I am concerned.

>>688645430
Even if you were a fucking robot you could still get some pussy by learning how to, there is tons of girls out there who don't even know what the fuck are they doing.
Just don't set your standards too high.

>>688645683
Just stop posting, fucking christ you're beyond retarded. Stay in school, kids.

>>688645479
Actually I am not. I have bad anxiety and depression among other things so I can relate. I can't relate, however, being a kissless virgin at his age. Something went horribly wrong.

>>688645734

Where should my standard be?

>>688645683
>not a disease

top kek

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how close are you to seeing through the normie illusions of "love" and "happiness" and actually doing something with your life?

You are at a unique advantage to do something very special at a time in history that desperately needs drastic action from those pariahs and outcasts that have been liberated from the demands of standardized complacency. These people, these rabid dogs and bleating sheep that you wish to be more alike, they are cowards. Their own fears of inadequacy and isolation have tarnished their ability to be anything more than background noise. Extras in the greatest show on Earth. You on the other hand, have a gift. A gift you spit on as decry as your own personal curse. Your cross to bear! Woe is you! You are denying your greatest strength and falling prey to the glamor of victimhood and self pity.

A little history lesson for you: The Black Hand consisted of only a handful of people. In fact, only six were indicted for the assassination of Franz Ferdinand. Six men and, really, only one would have been truly needed. Six men and one bullet shaped the greater part of the 20th century and quite literally, the face world as we know it.

And here you sit, wallowing....it a shame really. Such wasted potential. One man, unrestrained by fear of persecution and loss is the most terrible and awesome force humanity has ever known. The way is lit; it only take courage to follow. My question for you is....

When will you wake up?

>>688645881
That's for you to decide. How badly do you wanna get laid?

>>688645554
You have to get comfortable with talking with women man. Skipping straight to online dating is IMO a fail because you do nothing to build interpersonal skills IRL, but ignore my advice OP and stay kissless and a virgin. Fuck.

>>688639358
I'm a certified issue solver. Tell us about your social issues.

>>688645881
How the fuck would you set a standard when you haven't even had any intimacy with another human being. Your standards OP start at 0/10 cause you don't have the skills yet. Grow a pair and level up man.

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>>688645734
>don't set your standards too high

that whole "doesn't matter, had sex" thing is how girls get raped.

but at the same time, i do enjoy laughing at the stupid fat fucks who think they're golden gods because they fucked a crack whore.

>pic related is my ex gf.

>>688646316
>watermark

2/10 youtried.jpg

>>688645692
Well what do the type of women YOU want to attract like?

You can pick up salsa/dance classes they're a good way to meet and impress women. Volunteering/hobbies just not neckbeard ones.

The key thing with women is you're supposed to be interesting yourself and not be doing anything specifically to get in their pants.

Personally I'm very chivalrous but the difference between me and other guys that do it is I'm chivalrous with all females not just the ones I want to date. If you hold doors for a girl you want to bang but not a female friend you're a shitty person IMO & it makes you come off as pathetic/desperate.

You spent the first 33 years of your life living one way spend the next 33 living another and see what you like best.

>>688646401
john gerecht @ olympia washington . net is her friend. she's not a model, he's more of an amateur.

>called out the water mark.
>nice try

>>688646409
found the cuck

>>688646031
>You have to get comfortable with talking with women man.

I'm not comfortable talking with anyone unless it's in any way formulaic. Meaning that I am more comfortable giving a topical presentation to thousands of people than doing smalltalk with my mother.

>>688646017

Moderately badly. Best pussy is out of reach anyway.

>>688646042

I have no friends, I am boring, dull and wooden. When talking to people, I have no idea what to say and when I am drunk and uninhibited, I tend to get creepy without noticing.

>>688645901
If these dudes are still trying to figure out how to get laid, they aren't liberated from the demands of standardized complacency. And also, what the fuck are you even promoting here? Do you know where you are? It seems that you haven't realized this place will dismis any talk of "liberation" Regardless of the truth or falseness of the post. Let these guys figure out their life and live it in a not so empty, relatively "happy" way. That's the best we can hope for most people at this point anyway.

>>688646409
>chivalrous
>salsa dance
>Tips fedora at the m'ladies
>Holds the door for the m'ladies

Fucking kek

>>688646409
>You can pick up salsa/dance classes they're a good way to meet and impress women.

I was doing standard dance lessons in my late teens. Most embarrassing experience of my life; I am extraordinarily bad in mirroring other peoples movement and have no sense of rhythm.

>>688646031
Online dating is a good way to build up your skills, it's not like girls from Tinder or whatever just fuck you, you still have to talk them into bed