Celeb thread two
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Celeb thread two
if anyone else needs help im here
MFW in an alternate universe Charlize actually got the lead role in Showgirls
Some MEW, because why the fuck not.
- Bella Thorne OP
>>688627089
Need help bad, blue balls. Need to be milked
>Gorgeous
>Young
>Billionaire father
Why isn't Nicola Peltz your Waifu?
>>688627312
mhmm we can't have that...my mouth sould be able to handle it.
>Nigger Lover
When will God Emperor Trump deport these shitskins back to Liberia?
>>688627659
Tell me how you'd take care of me
>>688626632
I never understood why people obsess over celebrities. There are so many beautiful people in this world. My guess is must if you are losers
"Evidence indicates that poor mental health is correlated with celebrity worship. Researchers have examined the relationship between celebrity worship and mental health in United Kingdom adult samples. One study found evidence to suggest that the intense-personal celebrity worship dimension was related to higher levels of depression and anxiety"
>>688628102
back to s4s with you.
>>688627659
Mmm how could you suck a 7 inch Alex
>>688627998
get you all nice and lubed up, start by stroking slowly, using my tongue to swirl around the tip, using my hands to make it feel even better.
>>688628466
I havent came in days and have a thick load for that body
Amber Heard caught Johnny and Lily in bed together, the spousal abuse story is just a cover up to get him to pay up before she drops the bombshell which would ruin him.
>>688628554
dude no stop
>>688628540
mhmm im ready for it, right down my slutty throat anon, watch it drip from my lips.
>>688628554
wish it were true
>>688627370
FUUUCCKKKK
>>688628714
Those doe eyes looking up at me , as i run my hands through your dark locks
>>688628969
go on, you know you wanna cum all over.
>>688628714
My balls are so full...
>>688629286
fucking cum anon!
>>688628668
Faggot!
>>688627370
>>688628968
>>688629776
Listen here, Michael Brustch, now is not the time.
>>688629528
Dripping down your soft milky chin
>>688630143
i want it all, every last drop
>>688630025
She's literally so pretty it hurts not to wake up next to her in the morning.
>>688630540
Get it all over your face
>>688630540
Would you milk me dry?
>>688630651
nicola on the right
>>688630765
>>688630811
ofcourse i would, the more the better.
>>688630055
I had to google him, kill yourself Reddit scum!
>>688630956
Tell me how
>>688631057
Seriously, cut it out with the jailbait shit.
Take it bitch!
>>688631183
let you use me however you wanted, its up to you, my mouth ass, anything, just as long as you gave me a big load all over.
>>688631355
monster load! is there a vid?
>>688631549
I need that mouth on my cock and balls
Beetlejuice here. Got a big penis here.
>>688628012
so pretty`
>>688631213
Getting triggered faggot?
>>688628554
>Johnny and Lily
kek
>>688631919
No, you're just überbasura.
>>688631722
mhmm yea? these wet lips all around your shaft.
>>688632249
Can I drop my cock between those silky tits Alex
>>688632336
whatever it takes to get you leaking and cumming hard.
>>688631766
if getting a retarded black midget drunk and exploiting him for ratings is wrong i dont even know what to believe
>>688632551
Ugh your perfect in every way
>>688632648
mhmmm fuck anon..
>>688632786
Those lips enveloped around my cock , bobbing up and down
>>688632040
Redditor Beaner Scum
>>688632929
you know you wanna cum right NOW anon. go ahead and cover my perfect lips, watch it drip down onto these.
>>688627266
thank you
>>688633291
Nearly there baby , I am going to glaze you in hot load of cum
>>688626632
She nailed the part of Aileen in monster though.
>>688633441
don't keep me waiting anon
>>688633786
I'm leaking, just a little more!!!
>>688633435
Is this the cheerleader from Tarantino's Death Proof?
Are two dudes fucking in here or is that just my imagination?
>>688634062
YES YES MORE
>>688634062
I want your mouth sucking when I blow
>>688634134
Three by the looks of things... new thread?
>>688633890
come on!
>>688634134
Nah they are just doing role play to get each other off.
>>688634134
They do it all the time. Same dudes. It sucks
>>688634297
I know, and I was just doing a goddamn great joke, which is what gets me off, brother!
>>688634249
they will just come to the new thread. they go where the people are
>>688634186
>>688634195
cum right fucking now!
>>688634413
It's not even good roleplay, like a paragraph for paragraph describing what they would do to each other, it's just shit tier.
>>688633935
yup
http://www.xvideos.com/video2611241/chloe_sevigny_uncensored_blowjob_scene_from_the_brown_bunny
>>688634595
i come to post hot chicks, not read this bullshit.
>>688634595
That's true, I've seen much better roleplays in here
>>688629776
MOAR!
Dat Feel when no Ginger LGF
Everybody needs a pretty girl like this...
>>688635970
>pretty
did you mean slutty?
>>688635650
im out. pedos, fags and traps all up in celeb threads.
>>688635970
Pre-drugs Lohan only
>>688636158
>>688636080
>>688636158
pretty like beautiful...
>>688636116
Good riddance, go hang out with other depressed Bernie Bros on Reddit.
>>688636295
das it mane
Would B/ boldly walk up, grab and take a deep face-burying sniff...?
>>688636671
>B/
>>688626632
>>688627089
I would eat melted ice cream straight from both of these wenches' turd cutters after a 2 hour jog in Miami
>>688637965
Love the shoes
>>688637737
Crikey.
As soon as she's legal, my sting ray will be ready to penetrate.
>>688637737
Awesome body! Who is that?
>>688638375
Steve Irwin
>>688638936
Oh Claire, my love
>>688639215
She has the best kind of body
>>688638197
As will my eel
>>688639395
Id do anything just to feel her
M-M-My m-mistress Lindsay Lohan is v-very cranky today... I-I-I-I don't think she'll ever let m-me out of the d-dungeon...
>>688628554
>the spousal abuse story is just a cover up
That was clear from the start. In her mind it is the only way she can save face; and she knows the media will play along.
>>688639690
She is perfect for breeding
>>688640020
Can't wait to see her bulging belly and swollen tits as a child grows inside her
>>688639692
mmm fuck yeahh. love those bare feet and arches
N-No doubt sh-she's doing h-her thing while I-I'm locked in here wasting away... I-I believe she is visiting h-her b-bull...
>>688640424
Wish it was my face she was sitting on
>>688640418
Sh-she s-said she will l-let m-me out once she gets b-b-back... s-so I'm h-here thumbing my insignificant w-willy while she's engorging on her g-gigantic Bull t-toy...
>>688640037
she has great pits...
>>688641047
N-N-Not that she doesn't d-d-deserve it but I-I wish I had s-such virility...
>>688641099
so does jordyn jones <3
https://youtu.be/avN_qmVs_YQ?t=1m25s
>>688641214
Ready to be taken from behind
>>688640852
mm little whores
>>688641326
I-I w-wish I could c-capture her attention and imagination l-l-like that Bull...
>>688639333
And my croc!
>>688641609
B-B-But I-I-I'm also afraid if I d-did get her attentions would I-I be able to completely satisfy her... she's s-so beautiful w-w-would I-I-I b-be good enough f-for h-her...
>>688641608
Such a perfect ass to stick my face in, sniff and lick
No d-d-doubt the b-b-bull used every inch o-of her for h-his perverted delight...Hmph!...
>>688642827
Teasing me before going out to get fucked and bred
>>688642623
I-I h-hope the Bull doesn't c-c-completely bend her out of shape b-by the time she comes b-back home... I n-n-need her in one piece if I'm t-to continue worshipping her...
>>688643266
Omg
>>688643170
S-Some parts of h-her are very important to m-me and I-I wouldn't g-give them up f-for anything...
>>688643483
Exhibitionist slut...
maybe i'll post it
>>688643793
Please do!
>>688643793
Pls yes, internet dad.
>>688643544
B-B-But obviously she d-doesn't think about these th-things when she's g-going kamikaze into fulfilling h-her desires with h-him... S-S-So it's up t-to me to look out f-for her as best as she will allow m-me to...
>>688628102
Easier to follow Justin Beiber on twitter than it is to realize you have shit-all to do once work is over for the day. Following celebs is just a legal form of creeping.
>>688644191
well, fan is short for "fanatic"
>>688643793
Pleeeeease
>>688644013
Oh m-my gosh, my w-w-worst nightmares have come to p-p-pass... the bull d-destroyed her... what a-a mess... she l-l-looks like a street girl who's finished a d-d-double shift...
>>688643793
Nothing?
>>688642623
>>688643170
>>688643544
>>688644013
>>688644417
Have you got a stuttering problem or what? Jesus fucking Christ
>>688644417
She w-wants t-to take a shower n-now... she t-t-told me to come over and l-look at h-her dripping vagina... Wh-When she s-saw my reaction she sm-smiled a great and evil smile, s-saying, "How does it feel to see your girl being used as a cum slut by another man"... I w-w-was speechless: th-this w-was harsh even f-for her... then she l-laughed and went into the b-bathtub ,ordering me t-to wash her clothes and p-p-prepare her night-cap...
>>688644588
>>688644693
>>688645239
mmm fuck yeahh. i wanna fuck her legs
>>688645077
If I could get those individual pics....so I can do my own collage. And science.
>>688645156
I-I'm sorry sir... I'm afraid m-my mistress h-has choked me down too m-many times to talk r-regular any more...
>>688645665
she's always had those long smooth legs. been jerking off to them for a few years now
>>688645077
whats the pw?
>>688645764
Wtf you smoking...she's a fucking midget and stumpy as fuck. You must be a manlet
>>688645764
Im more into her face but yea her legs are not bad
>>688646432
i'd lick every part of her face. eyeballs, nose, little pimples, etc
>>688646809
i'd sit there and lick them up and down like a lollipop.
>>688636295
I miss hot Lindsay so much.
And hot Britney and hot Xtina and hot Jennifer Love Hewitt
>>688646809
queen needing her legs fucked
>>688628714
Goddamn roleplaying fags.
>>688631766
niggers have one of the tiniest dicks, and it is one of them.
>>688627089
Are you still here? Need to be milked
>>688645156
The faggot won't stop spamming these threads with his beta shit. It's been going on for days.
>>688641910
sauce
>>688630540
>>688629528
>>688629286
this is fuckkin gay
