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What's the most fucked up thing you've done at a concert?
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What's the most fucked up thing you've done at a concert?
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felt up a chicks ass everytime she stepped back
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>>688624499
>concert
>leaving my house
kek
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I was at a Guns N Roses concert, and when the audience put their lighters in the air, I blew out the lighter of the guy standing in front of me.
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>>688624842
Lol
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i poured the free water in the big gatorade thing out and stood back and watched everyone get tired and dehydrated so towards the end most people dropped out and left and i had more room and space to myself.
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>>688624842
savage
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>>688624842
fucking hell man
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>be me
>be 22
>go to a concert that played a shit ton of bands was like a two day event most notably rise against and shit.
>like 13hours into this shit tons of people shit drunk passing out and stuff
>see qt3.14 that's completely out of it on whatever the fuck she was taking (prolly not junky just had fun)
>tits the size of saturn and an ass that can rival the olypmian gods in sheer size and possible muscular ability, neon blue hair and a slim curvy firgure. pierecings ofc because punk girl, with the creamiest pale white skin you've ever seen. I'm talking whiter than my ass.
>she's in a tight crowd
>Ragingbonermodeactivated.exe
>decide to dingle the ol dangle and slip into the crowd where she was just jamming out
>she's wearing skirt and tank top. skirt is short af.
>decide to lift up skirt behind her while holding her arms behind her.

cont?
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>>688625484
no need to ask just continue
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>>688624842
You douchebag
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>>688625484
yes fucking cont? my dick cant wait for her big boner.
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>>688624656
literally everyone does this
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>>688625836
fuckin lol
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>>688625718
cont then.

>She kinda realizes what's happening but doesn't really struggle much
>whisper into her ear "just let it happen"
>fast forward a bit I have my free hand in her blue satin panties rubbing her clit and fingering her from the back
>she's grinding up against my hand like a wild horse that's been tazed in the ass, moaning and at this point I've let her hands go free and she's got her hands gripping the back of my neck and clearly enjoying it.
>at this point her moaning, and rubbing hard against my arm and body has gotten my dick harder than Japanese forged steel and can practically cut bamboo in a sharp swift slice.
>in her ear again tell her "I need to shove my dick in your nice tight cunt"
>she moans, guess moan = yes. Don't pull down her panties, just whip my dick out and push panties to the side and begin to slide into her nice pink pussy (at this point I realized i might get an std but fuck it, live life yo)
>shit is tight, warm and wet as fuck.
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>Was at edc, had gotten a bunch of molly off the darknet.
>Really good stuff making decent filled capsules that I was gonna sell for 20 a piece, made about 200 or so.
>Selling around 5 at a time one person tells next they get fucked up and want more.
>Cute asian girl in sailor moon outfit (the green one) dancing, comes up to me and asks for some, tell her if she hangs out I'll let her roll for free, she agrees.
>We talk it up and I send her out to find customers she brings back guys that buy her a pill and buy themselves some.
>She just gave back the ones they bought her.
>Sold out quick so I go to car where I have a few super packed ones.
>We take one each and start rolling, we're fucked up she's grinding one me hard I go for a feel of the pushy and only feel a small cock...cont?
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HELP /b/ I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME TOMORROW. WHAT SHOULD/SHOULDN'T DO????
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I'm 30yo and never been to a concert.
all those people stuffed into a place...fuck that shit.
I don't feel like I've missed out on shit.
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>>688626568
you shoudln't post on /b/
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>>688625484
>>688626381
Cont

>Band playing right now is super loud ,don't remember band or song but it was rhythmic and I fucked her to the rhythm. humping her like a horse fucking a fake semen collector.
>Turns her head starts kissing me
>As she's kissing me feel that primal and fundamental caveman urge kick in.
>slap her face and ass while reapeating "do you like that? huh? you whore?"
>she's moaning and bucking wildly at this point. no stopping.
>She squirts multiple times drenching my pants with her fucking majestic girly juices, filling the air around us with a sweet, salty aroma of sexual fluids.
>Dick is about to burst with the force of a thousand suns.
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>>688626381
any more? this is amaze
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>>688626568
do's: have sex
don't: have sex
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>>688626568
Fuck her and cum early like every other guy. Get drunk to last longer imo.
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>>688627011
sexception
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I used to dress up in costumes at my own shows, dump messy food on people, cut my name into people with an x-acto knife, and people would get naked and stuff. I have some random pictures if anyone is interested.
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>>688626938
dont stop
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I have no friends, I've never been to a concert.
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>>688626938
>>688626381
>>688625484
Cont

>Grab her arms and arc her so she's bending backwards towards me and with one final thrust I flood her cunt with my cum, literally one of the best earth shattering orgasms I've ever had with the beat of an 808 kicking in the background vibrating my chest, she's literally having an orgasmic seizure convulsing around my dick.
>Turns to me and says "annon I loved that, do you have a place?"
>tell her yeah, and we head over to my place.

shit gets interesting at this point. cont? ALSO I have a picture of her later on if people want me to go till the end.
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>>688624499
I'm responsible for starting the chant "Primus sucks"
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>>688627419
dont even have to ask
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>>688627371
you don't need friends to go to a concert you freakin doofus
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>>688627419
Less asking. More greentexting.
I'm edging so hard.
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>>688627419
keep goin dude
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>>688624499
Threw a water bottle at the faggot on stage
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>>688626462
ill bite
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>>688627419
Of course picture! Continue
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>>688624499
I went to a christian rock band concert. As my only and first concert.

Someone buy me Chicago Open Air tickets?
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>>688627724
how did you get on the stage ?
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>>688627512
K. >>688627419

>So at this point I've realized that taking her back to my place is wasting my ticket but w/e
>we get back to my place and she's still dazed af, obviously drunk as shit and a bit high
>She ends up passing out on my bed
>at this point consent has been given and decide to use my sex toy as I please
>Decide to strip her out of her clothes and get some rope I had laying around my garage
>tie her up into a kind of hog tie position with her legs up against her head and her pussy and ass right there for me to play with
>she comes around as I just finish tying her up
>slightly confused but after telling her she's into it.
>ask her if she's a virgin anally she says yes
>evil grin consumes my face.
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>>688627953
kek
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Shit, this is the worst thing I've done at a concert, I felt like shit for weeks.
>be me, ca. 20 y/o, went to a concert where my favourite band was playing
>got really drunk and stoned beforehand
>fast forward, band started playing, was the guy in the front
>they started playing my favourite song, the vocalist put the microphone to my mouth, grabbed my hand and dragged me on stage
>was trying to sing along, I fell over him in excitement
>after, I tried to jump in the crowd, nobody grabbed me
>everyone made fun of me
>can't listen to their songs anymore ever since, because they remind me of that time

Seriously, I hate myself for getting to drunk before concerts, I always end up doing stupid shit.
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Here's me eating cake at one of my shows.
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>>688627953
I was in the crowd and threw the bottle from there.
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I throat fucked some little teenage hippie at Ness Creek. She was so fucked up on whatever drugs they were passing around.
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>>688626588
i feel you
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>>688627972
things that didn't happen thread?
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I dumped baked beans on some people as they were dancing.
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>>688627263
got any xacto name pics?
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>>688627972
Biggest load of shit I've ever heard. Virgin confirmed.
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had an epileptic fit.
its the only one have ever had,.
yes i was on drugs and the lights were flashing heaps.
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>>688627263
dump em
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>>688628277
Seriously, sounds like a bunch of 13 year olds.
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>>688624499
listened to music
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This is vanilla by your standards, but here we go
>be in LDR
>be 800 miles away from girlfriend
>get drunk with friends, go to a random concert in town
>make out with and grind upon 3 random girls
This happened a few months ago and I still feel bad for it. I just wanna love my girlfriend and fuck other bitches. Shit
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>>688626462
lol continue
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>>688627972
>I proceed to go down on her and let me explain exactly how succulent this eat out was
>pussy was creamy white on the outside and a beautiful cherry blossom pink on the inside
>clit was just the right size and the mound was puffy and squishy.
>lips were thick and juicy
>began to eat her out shoving my tongue deep inside of her pussy and ass
>this continued for a while until my professional multilingual tongue could take no more and my boner has once again reached the toughness and density of a diamond, ready to be grinded and put on a wedding ring.
>she's enjoying all of this as it's happening
>decide nows the time and line up my diamond hard cock against her ass.
>slowly start to push in as she's telling me it hurts, my primal instinct at this point will not let me stop and I proceed to shove more and more of my lubricated dick into her tight ass.
>she's crying but I bend over comfort her and whisper into her ear that she's being a great little slut
>she starts to make whimpering moans.
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Some girl blew me after my set.
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>>688628353
Fuck off, weirdo.
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>>688626381
>whispering in her ear
>middle of a crowd during a concert
>mfw
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Alrighty I'm a bit drunk so don't expect good Grammer

>attend a edm festival last summer in my hometown pretty hype kinda like a giant highschool reunion
>hot as balls out staying hydrated with my gatorade
>realize all of my molly caps melted in the bag due heat go and grab a new gatorade
>drop my pile of 12 melted caps and keep shaking till it dissolves
>head to the main stage to see the chainsmokers playing pretty guud live tbh
>realize all the sluts around me are either fat or brown which is a no in my books
>navigate to the front while getting increasingly higher end up squeezing in
>decide to slow down on the molly Rade cause I'm having trouble breathing
>cute Lil 13 year old offers some water I give her some molly Rade in exchange heh I love saying molly Rade
>She chugs quite a bit we start dancing make out get her number then dip cause I wanna hit the last set on the other stage
>getting a bit dark out now and about 40 mins into the set of see her stumbling over without her friends
>say hey she doesn't remember me cause I had face mask and light gloves on (ya ya gay as fuck hobby I know)
>keep dancing grinding she's beyond fucked at this point I'm keeping my cool like a cucumber
>kidding I am also retarded
>set ends and she kinda just latches on to me
>they start closing down the stage I see this as an opportunity to hop the fence into a forestry area
>No cops looking boom time to smoke a joint and drink the liquor I stored in my stash boxers (protip buy these there amazing )
>snuck in a mickey of absinthe and we start drinking it
>seriously
>hard liquor
> while rolling is great
>share the joint and we say fuck the last set cause deadmau5 is weak af
>Well I say that cause she barley can speak or move she's kinda just melting into the ground covered in leaves

Not pretyped so gimme like 5 more mins
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>>688624499
take mdma
eat girlfriends pussy
chin piercing
Bloods all over my face during all the rave
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>>688626588
>tfw you are coming up at a rave
>tfw it kicks in
>tfw everyone in the room is rolling together
Nah fam you haven't lived
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>>688628380
I do, but I don't want to post both my face and my name on 4Chan. Since I already posted my face...
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>>688627972
do you like writing erotic fiction for strangers on the internet? you didnt use your cock at a concert to turn some random girl into a sex slave
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>>688628535
Fuck off you tard. Your pubes are disgusting.
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Blowjob from a 12 year old when i was 29. She wanted molly, but I didnt want to give it to her because of her age, so she offered a solution. Not bad at all, swallowed and everything.
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>>688624499

According to faggots like you, Listened to the music and enjoyed the people playing...

Go fuck yourself...
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>>688626938
>she squirts multiple times drenching my pants
>she pissed all over my pants
fixed it for ya anon
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>>688628526
Enough, virgin.
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>>688628649
Hahaha this
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>>688628535
this guy fucks
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>>688627972
keep going.
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Someone being naked in between songs.
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>>688628569
>chainsmokers
>good

>deadmau5
>weak

man you must really be drunk
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>>688628569
mollyrade, kek
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>>688628798

Congrats on your slut herpes! no seriously, I'm glad for you...
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>>688628569
if your drunk, you dont know your drunk retard
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Paid good money to hear these faggots
>pic barely related, by then they were a bunch of really wrinkly overweight faggots
Girl wanted to see the last big Cher tour
Gratitude sex was almost worth it.
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>>688628975
where the fuck did you get that idea you fucking dumbass
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>>688628919
Different anons idiot.
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>>688624499
never been but want to see rammstein one day.
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>>688629111
rammstein is gay as fuck
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>>688629089
>Even /b choked at the image
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>>688629089
nice pic faggot
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>>688629108
>>688628569

>>head to the main stage to see the chainsmokers playing pretty guud live tbh
>share the joint and we say fuck the last set cause deadmau5 is weak af

what the actual fuck are you talking about
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>>688627724
>>688628162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVYxTzYvPt0 this your work, nigga?
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>>688629246

/thread
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People painting my band mate.
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>>688629291
Post nudes
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>>688629291
She looks like a feminist cunt whose been put in her place.

Good for you.
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>>688629291
not bad anon. archiving btw.
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>>688624499
>be me
>2002
>Tool concert
>Mike Patton's band Tomahawk opens
>literal fucking ear screeching noise pollution
>audience collectively boos the band off of the stage and calls Mike Patton a fucking faggot

No band should be booed off stage, because it sets a bad example for the other bands. nobody wants to revisit a venue full of overly critical assholes, but really they were fucking hideously terrible.
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Stood quietly and listened to the music.
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>>688629291
I'd fuck her. More pics?
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>>688628353
lol
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>>688629291
Damm what a story
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>>688628916
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>>688629396
are you australian or what
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>>688629569
this
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>>688629456
NO FUCKING WAY. I NEED MORE
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>>688629291
lmao even if this story is true, you're dating a show whore. thats pretty much bottom tier. also ugly as fuck so no thanks
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Picked a scene kid out of a pit at a metal show that I just hated at first sight, and layed him out with a bow to the jaw.

Looking back I feel like I had a good reason for hating him, but im not really sure why other than he was a scene kid
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>>688629396
Thats some cringe worthy shit right there.
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>>688629291
>>688628673
>>688627972
so much shit that didn't happen.
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>>688624842
D E V I L I S H
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V
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>>688628526
for anyone who missed this anon's ugly girlfriend
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>>688629396
haha whats up with the nigger bart in the background
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>>688628569
You gave molly to a 13 year old and made out with her?
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>>688630053
Could've been worse tbh
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>>688630053
Someone reverse inage search
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>>688630053
lmao saved and archived already
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>>688629726
Eh, it was fun for everyone involved.
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>>688630053
fuck thats nasty.
also fuck that necklace man. thats something id expect to see on like a 12 year old
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>>688624499
A girl was crowdsurfing and kicked me in the face with big stupid shitty boots so I practically powerbombed her onto concrete. She kicked me a few times in the ankles but I never saw her.
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>>688630183
It checks out, no matches.
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>>688624842
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>>688630161
yea like making up a story for a bunch of /b/tards
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>>688628975
why would you say those words :(
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>>688625484
>>688626381
>>688626938
>>688627419
>faggot has a dream and then bullshits on internet
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>>688628569
he must have coma'd
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>>688630183
>>688630221
>>688630053
>>688629470
Lmfao, people believe greentexts and shit tooe easily.

random girl I found on google images just typing in ashjibgniue

legit tho I do write erotic fanfics that are much better than this shit, I'm just drunk right now.
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>>688629470
Post? That fag deleted it
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>>688624499

I used to follow this metal band around on tour and I murdered their drummer, like at least a dozen times.
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>>688630053
why did anon delete?
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>be me
>be 15
>go to rap festival called soundset
>smoking weed and drinking from my flask in the crowd
>make my way to the front by the stage
>probably about 6 rows back
>sight hottie with friends closer to the stage
>mission engaged
>make my way up to them
>incognito
>vibing having a good time listening to the music
>the crowed is packed
>hype song is performed
>here comes the mosh
>the first few rows end up all being pushed forward
>were all uncomfortably packed like sardines up here
>im pressed up against hottie
>were stuck in this together
>the song finishes and the artist asks every one to back up a bit so the people in the front dont die
>introduce my self to hottie
>offer her a drink from my flask
>she takes a shot and we go back to listening to the music
>start grinding on her
>shes pushing back so its go time
>enjoying the music and now this ass
>get a bit excited
>start rubbing the front of her yoga pants
>she hasn't contested to anything I've done yet
>after a bit of rubbing I get bored
>get ballsy here
>slide my hand down the front of her pants
>start to feel vagina
>smooth as a babys bottom, shits cash
>she turns her head around and gives me this look of passion
>slide my finger inside of her
>shes already soaked my previous rubbing
>its extremely warm, so this is what a vagina feels like?
>fingering her while grinding and listening to music
>were literally right next to her friends
>some of them are dudes
>shes literally talking to them while I'm fingering her
>this is so hot
>after probably more than 20 min my finger got tired so I stopped
>back to grinding on her
>eventually the show ends
>ask what shes doing tonight
>find out she lives 45 min away from me
>dont bother
>go our separate ways never to speak again
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>>688630590
because anon = faggot
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>>688630560
Someone search what he claims to have!
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>>688628353
Lmao
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>>688629486
>faggot 2cool4u Tool fans not appreciating based patton

sounds about right
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>>688628975
Clearly you've either not been drinking long, or have only gotten fucking blackout drunk when you drink
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>>688630728
>>688630560
can't find this girl, also why delete the post fag?
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>>688630728
Are your fingers broke or something bitch?
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>>688630668
Stopped reading at rap festival.
You're a fgt
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Fingered the gf

Then I realized I had no gf

Bolted the fuck outta that Smith and Wesson concert

Then I tripped over my dick which I realized was actually a fire hose

Started seeing shit in five dimensions, the other two were like higher up and righter left

Then I woke up

Damn nigga ocd is one hell of a drug
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>>688630809
Or he's never been drunk at all
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>>688629291
So. Here's my take:

>girl is a gigantic slut and gets publicly fucked at a concert by a random stranger she doesn't even know
>you take her home and fuck like rabbits with this girl who's name you probably don't even know

And that's all alpha but here's the part I don't understand:

>you put a fucking ring on it

What were you thinking dude? She sounds like she'd just give it up for anyone (see: easy as fuck)

That's not the type of girl you date, she's the type of girl you fuck once and then never call again or AT MOST have on the side as a fuck buddy

Jesus how drunk were you?
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>>688630933
ayyy i also stopped reading at rap festival
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>>688630933
this
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>>688630889
BECAUSE I'm feeling really trolly and shit tbh
oh btw anyone wanna play some COD?
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>>688624499
taken a shit
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I was at a show in Dallas Texas where I had pretty decent balcony seats over looking the crowd (Dallas people can work out where I was by description) So anyway lighters come out for slower ballad type song. As my lighter starts to heat up after several minutes of continuous use it kind of pops in my hand and I'm basically holding a fucking fireball. Naturally I throw that shit and it lands directly in some fat feminist looking bitches hair. Me and my buds have nice hearty laugh and enjoy the rest of the show while fat bitch is now literally half bald and crispy.
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>Fuel concert
>really need to shit
>start playing Last Time
>my favorite song at the time
>shit my pants
>never looked back
>or down

no regrets
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>>688630668
>>its extremely warm, so this is what a vagina feels like?
yaaa, no
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>>688630897
Im a lazy lazy man.
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>>688630560
i call bullshit. google search turned up nothing.

Archived anyways.
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>>688630957
i feel ya anon
>took hdtv at a concert
>not feeling anything
>wtf did i get ripped off?
>suddenly like at the flip of a switch everything starts too look like its in a kaleidoscope
>start freaking out
>but its ok later on i felt better
6/10 trip not bad i guess probaly wouldnt do it again tho
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>>688630968
well never is not very long,
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>>688631411
>google search turned up nothing.
WELL FUCK
AND THATS ALL WE FUCKING HAD
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>>688631412
hdtv?
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>>688628975
who the fuck doesn't know they are drunk
wtf anon
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I was very drunk at a festival and I made out with this short-haired chick who it turned out was actually a guy.
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>>688629486
fuck that nigger! tomahawk is good band. gods hates a coward is dope
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>>688624782
/thread
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>>688629486
Was that in omaha?
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>>688631578
I call bullsh
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>>688631578
most realistic story in this thread
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>15
>first and last ozzfest ever went to
>wearing a dickies jacket for some reason
>100 degrees
>finally cools down but way out of it from being dehydrated
>trash cans are overflowing and one looks like giant bong because of the way a yard cup is sticking out of it
>jokingly take lighter out and pretend like I'm chiefing it
>drunk as fuck intense dude snatches up lighter and starts a legit trash fire
>suddenly trash fires start springing up all over
>getting dark
>people just keep throwing more shit on the fires
>security is not ready
>trying to put out fires with shitty little foam sprayers and getting body checked by huge dudes then having their sprayers thrown into the fire
>breathe too much black smoke and not enough water
>lay down in grass and pass out
>wake up to iron maiden
>trash fires are fucking HUGE and billowing giant black stacks into the air

woopz
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>>688630799
fucking right! dudes a faggot
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>>688624499
TW: Intolerable pit behaviour
First show with Deafheaven and Hope Drone on Friday night was well-attended by a diverse and discerning audience; I felt that sense of celebration of a cross-section of metal. I am disheartened to address that it was overshadowed by a shitty incident and sadly one that is not an anomaly.
A member of the audience was groped by another member of the audience during High Tension's set. We are appalled that this gross behaviour still continues at shows. This behaviour will never, ever be tolerated.
This gross behaviour oppresses not only the persons being violated but also oppresses other metal fans. How are we meant to feel safe and respected when attending shows when we are constantly fearful of putting ourselves at risk of being violated? By continuing oppression of others you are stunting the growth of the metal community, you are breeding fear and affirming the bad experiences of other metal fans that are more vulnerable. Do you ever wonder as to why the attendance of women and members of the LGBTIA community at metal shows is almost always a mere percentage? Even though a love for metal / aggressive music is NOT exclusive to men?
Every person deserves to enjoy the show from the barrier, from the pit or from any area of the venue. The pit is not an area to be opportunistic or an open invitation to violate.
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>>688630799
>>688631580
Hey, I like Mike Patton too, but for real, that early Tomahawk shit was garbage. Plus he kind of riled the crowd up anyway. I think he trolled us all.

>>688631645
Nah. Little Rock
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>>688628569
I'M BACK

They should call me the Stanford swimmer cause I'm swimming in that pussi get it ha cause this is a rape story

>notice that there's nobody on the other side of the fence for quite a ways so I'm like fuck it
>She probably won't recognize me cause kandi mask so I'm different from the guy from earlier who has her number
>slowly start undressing her toss my blanket thing down I had in my bag cause I'm a fucking gentleman
>give her and me a wipe with it cause molly sweats
>from what I remember a cups little cute slit oddly really pink for a girl I mean almost hot pink
>slowly start working my hand down there
Takes like 10 mins for her to get wet fucking molly
>pray to the old gods and the new I get hard
>manage to do so by grinding against her
Cleary not a virgin cause rave sluts

Also I know I have shit taste in music Fite me cunts

>slowly stick it in and do a double take around me to make sure nobody hears or sees
>everyone to occupied wit deadmau5 to be over here plus my buddy was telling me this roided out brown guy just started clocking people left and right
>in the middle of the crowd and cops had to rush in
>anyways go on pounding her for a while attempt to switch positions but I'm too fucked and so Is she so I give up
>must of kept going for an hour or so till my dick started hurting
> phones going off freindo calls asking
We're tf I am since I'm a designated responsible driver
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>>688632000
How are we meant to achieve progress when a number of individuals do not understand this very basic common decency? Still?
My upmost respect and solidarity to the metal fan who addressed the personal violation that happened to them during our set. You took control and you spoke out. You may not know this yet, but your action last night gave every person who have had a similar experience, every person who have ever been fearful, reluctant to enter the ''pit"... your action gave them a voice. You are one of brave few and I am sorry that you were exposed to such a gross act. Unfortunately it has happened to a lot of us. Unfortunately the gross behaviour you experienced is not uncommon. Unfortunately when these incidents occur, it is shocking and we don't always feel comfortable to address it immediately. But you took action and faced confrontation. Thank you for not being afraid to speak out. You prevented them from trying it on another member of the audience.
We succeeded in getting this person, who thought they would not get caught groping another audience member kicked out. This person truly had no idea of how to be respectful of others and did not deserve to participate anymore. I can only hope that this person is reflecting on the negative impact they caused, that they will change their behaviour. In retrospect we wish we could have done more than assist in kicking them out of the venue. Calling that person out during our set was not enough. I wish that we could have them acknowledge that what they did was unacceptable and held them accountable for their actions.
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>>688632071
>decide fuck it and leave the girl behind
Hop fence and meet up with friends
>drive a block cause parents live right by and beg father to drive his pickup and load the cab full of randoms they met
>introduce myself to em and start shitting brix when one of them was the girls freindo
>thank god she recognized me from the chainsmokers not the other artist
>comfirmed 2 different people
>head back to my place (thx dad)
End up hooking up with her friend but no sex/number cause the girl I raped liked me and wanted to find me
>I ask where she is and she says probably with other freind group eg strict parents Yadaa yadda
>Lol k sleep and wake up for day 2 brunette freindo gets a text from rape girls parents
Saying in the hospital rape kit can't come
>finish day 2 finnaly I'm dead from drugs and lightshows
>a week passed and I'm still a little scared of life being over so I decided to text rape girl
Her names Amanda btw
>keep it casual no innuendo or anything eventually over the last 6 months she confides to me what happens
>Thanks me for emotional support she wants to rave again cause fuck the guy who ruined it for her so I decided to buy her tickets
>we go have a great time we get close make out but not sex I got a few snapchat wins
The endo

Next month will be the same rave she got raped at were going together I'm gonna smash and keep going she's 14 now and I'm 22 also I'm a monster who will kill himself one day probably :^)
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>>688632031
>I think he trolled us all.

yeah you're probably right, he's a big asshole actually and a Tool concert is some of the gayest fucking shit I've ever experienced
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>>688632144
I've been asked multiple times on my own vulnerability. The utter trust I feel every time I am engaged with the audience is supported by the fact that I always have a microphone in my hand, my voice is amplified for that 30 minutes where I feel control. This is not the case for every audience member, some more vulnerable than others and without a mic. I fear of similar incidents when members of the audience cannot speak out and these incidents go unnoticed.
Thank you to the other members of this audience for not tolerating this person's actions. Crowd accountability is crucial to keep everyone safe. Look out for one another and remember everyone's experiences matter.
Discussing this with my band mates, and also in light of a similar incident that occurred only last weekend at Camp Cope's show - It is clear that it is a bigger conversation that we should all have. We want to make shows a safer experience. Hammel had a brilliant idea of organising a proper discussion to address this issue. We will be inviting fans of metal / aggressive music specifically to share their experiences and offer their ideas / insights. We hope to do this in the coming weeks. We have some ideas on how we may be able improve the safety of our fans and make our shows feel more inclusive, because frankly, we can't believe this shit is still happening.
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>>688631326
First time id ever touched a vagina and I was surprised at how warm it was
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>>688632269
>First time i'd ever touched a vagina and I was surprised at how i never actually touched a vagina but said i did so some 4chins will think im cool

ftfy
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ate a grilled piece of meat I conserved in a cornflakes carton, so it was laying around in it for a day at 35° C / 95° C
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>>688632150

why the fuck is a 14 year old going to raves anyway? also holy shit if this is true you have ice cold blood running in your veins. Post a pic then delete it, will monitor
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>>688632150
Got a pic of her?
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>>688632682
>post pic
Seconded
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>>688632150
kek i was gonna say you should delete this post cause thats illegal as fuck but then i remembered
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Grabbed David lee Roth's Hair at a concert @ 1990. Got punched in face by security many times. ATL cop saved my life by jacking up the security goon. Diamond Dave flicked me off from stage during Yankee Rose - fun times and unlike most stories in this thread - this shit is real.
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>>688632800
Of myself?
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>>688632823
The sun is hot.

What now, faggot?
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>>688624499
doing the lightshow, so many times. while everyone is having fun, can u imagine this, the worst job ever!

its actually fun as fuck
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>>688632000
>>688632144
>>688632192
aint no one reading all that
nice trips and dubs tho
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>>688632774
I'll grab on off snap chat tommorow and crop it at this time 11:48 with this kandi mask in the thread she's a speel now
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>>688631923
San Bernardino, CA?
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>>688632269
Hot and slippery if she's on. Less so if she's not.
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>>688632941
ok you got me you win bucko
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>>688632860

Of the smoking hot 14 year old, obv
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>>688633097
Which thread and which timezone. I honestly don't believe you don't have anything saved.
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>>688632860
of grill
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>>688624499
That picture is fucking creepy... a woman enjoying the molestation of a freak. *vomit*
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>>688633179

yep, was the year sharron paid a bunch of people to boo maiden and egg them and kept cutting their power during their set, fucking cunt cut their set short like 45 minutes cause bruce got fed up

ozzy is such a whipped cuck
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I got a jerked off by my girl at a silversun pickups concert a few months back. Noticed the milf sitting next to me was looking and my girl knew she was looking. I feel like I missed out on a golden opportunity. It's what keeps me up at night
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>>688624499
Made out with a drunk girl (raped her, if you are a feminist)
She was making out with a guy (her bf, maybe?), he passed out, i just went for it.
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>>688633373

>silversun pickups concert
>a few months back

hahahaha faggot
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>>688630668
>moshing at a rap festival
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>>688633439
They're good. Why you hate
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Got my ballsack signed by sam losco the caveman
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>>688633296
Well I don't cause it's snapchat and I don't have a facebook but I'll make a thread at 11:50 pm pacidic time zone
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Some guy tried to look at my dick at a nickel back concert.
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>>688633630
That's the norm
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>>688624499

>At a very tame John Scofield concert
>Cocaine & Acid
>Feel surrounded by witches, panic attack
>Wrestle random female to the ground
>Massive fight breaks out
>Crawl away while pissing myself, not a scratch
>Laughing madly while collecting coins from the floor on my way out

Good times
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>>688633590
I believe in you anon.

Just save that shit in advance tho, jailbreak and get Snap+. Just for future reference for you, it's really helpful.
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I came on a bunch of girls at a Zac Efron event

Feels good
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>>688624499
I shot Dimebag
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Every concert I go to I make sure to stick a finger in a girls butt and give it a good sniff. Nothing better then the smell of doodoo while at a show.
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>>688633754
bautiful
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>>688632150
I have a few issues with your story.

>13 year old on molly at edm festival walking around with guy almost 10 years older
>your dad gave you and her friends a ride and wasn't suspicious about why his 21 year old son is getting wasted with 13 year old girls?
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>>688633565
>They're good

they were ok like 5 years ago and then never went anywhere

lemme guess you seeing skrillex next week? kek
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>>688633783
How is hell, Nathan?
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not really fucked up but i went to a flatbush zombies concert and had a bitch grind on my dick. before the show began i met her and from then on she stood in front of me and had her ass on my dick for a while. i grabbed some titties too
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>>688633757
Thanks dude ima try and date this girl cause loli gf ftw
>>688633854
Dude its an all ages festival theres like 40 year old dudes trying to swing teens

Also my dad's cool as fuck he always tells me if your gonna be an idiot don't get caught
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>>688633947
Hell's just fine, thanks Josh.
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>>688634069
your dads a pedo too
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>>688627263
Post more pics of this pls
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>>688634203
Your a pedo
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>>688633910
Nope couldn't name one thing Skrillex has done. They really didn't play any of their new stuff, lazy eye was kick ass. Idk what the problemo is mate
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>>688633769
What the fuck were you doing at a Sac Efron event
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>>688634203
>>688634416
OR he could be living in a country where the age of consent is not 18
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>>688634477
Cunning on girls
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>>688634477
It seems to me, that he was cumming on a bunch of girls at that event
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>>688634477
They probably had free mechanical pencils
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>>688624842
This is why 4chan is a place no one should visit
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>>688624499
gave a dude a blow job while getting fucked up the ass and jacking two guys off while my gf was in the bathroom
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Green text that shit
>>688633769
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>>688624499
A guy in front of me got blown by his gf in the middle of the crowd. I shoved his hip forward with my foot and laughed my ass off when I heard the gagging noise.
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I had some girl feeling my dick up from behind for a solid 10 min until I turned around and it was a guy
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>>688634832
>mfw he was just as surprised as you were
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>>688634832
Was me
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>>688624499
Bought a 40 dollar shirt then got too fat to wear it months later
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>>688634546
He mentioned pacific timezone earlier I believe
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>>688635039
>mfw shirt was XXXL
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>>688635039
Classic amerifat
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>>688629470
Yeah, repost? Or where's the archive?
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>>688624842
Jesus fucking Christ!
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>>688635305
It was small because i like tight fitting clothes
...the irony is now all clothes are tight
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>>688635499
Scared me for some reason
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>>688635499
checked
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>>688635499
ohmy
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>>688633354
I don't know what it is with that venue and Garbage fires. A good half dozen of them burned during Megadeth and Maiden's set when I saw them there a few years back
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>>688624499
Made out with the girlfriend of some dude i met at the concert
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>>688635666
k
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>>688635499
well done faggot
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>>688635499
>>688635633
>>688635666
Check em bois
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>>688634731
>be 20
>take younger sister + friend to ZE concert
>black JB
>get bored fast
>take a small hit of X
>dancing and singing like a retard
>get boner
>fap and jazz on pole in back
>still hard
>prod some girl (was actually a guy)
>didn't notice
>stare down open tank top
>prod tank top girl
>didn't react
>use a push to thrust her
>oops my bad
>fap through shorts
>jizz on her back
>gone before she notices
>get a rush
>cum on some girls ass again
>disappeared fast
>prod my sister's friend
>she stumbles back
HNNNNNGGGGGHHHHH
>nearly bust
>change spots and fap in a darker area
>for some reason I trip out and tell everyone I had to shit
>go in bathroom and fap hard
>cum all over toilet, stall, walls
>disappeared again
Last thing I remember I was driving home and woke up in my car
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>>688632000
Sick get, terrible post even if decent intention
Sounds like a copypasta
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>>688624842
Laughed so hard at this
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>>688624499
Kicked 11 yo in the face
He went to er due to head trauma
Never visited him never confessed about it
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>>688634985
i just lost harder than i ever have on this site
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>>688635633
wow my first dubs in i dont know how many years of shitposting
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>>688635666
oh shit waddup
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>>688635761

kek well I feel a little better knowing I probably wasn't at all responsible for the shitshow then
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>>688636035
Damn I.misread kicked as licked
Kek'd hard
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>>688624499
be there in spirit
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>>688635902
Kek
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According to my friends I made out with a 12 year old girl at Tomorrowland while I was drunk as fuck. I don't know whether to believe them or not because you need to be at least 18 to be in there.
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>>688624499
>At an Iron Maiden concert many years ago
>Lots of hot older chicks, that sort of crowd
>There with a couple of friends that were dating so figure I'll see what's up since I'm the 5th wheel
>Start chatting to anything fit and milfy at the bar
>One takes the bait and I suggest we can head out to my car but show's on in about 30mins
>She suggests bathroom, leads me to the womens
>We go in the stall and start groping and kissing
>Slide a hand down her pants and start rubbing her pussy
>She gets the hint and starts rubbing my cock in my pants, already half hard from all our banter and groping
>Dickisdiamonds.png, she starts jerking me and breathing heavier in my ear
>I unzip her jeans and whisper into her ear how do you want it?
>She says she wants to but she's married and doesn't feel right about fucking someone else
>I start to rub harder, thinking she might change her mind when she gets closer to cumming
>My plan backfires when she starts to gasp and puts her hand on mine, pushing my fingers deeper in her pussy and cums hard on my hand, juices everywhere
>She gets even redder in the face and saysshe never cums that hard, still very turned on, she squats down and sucks my cock whils continuing to rub her pussy
>I wonder if blowjobs are kosher with her married rules but keep my mouth shut and enjoy her mouth
>Tell her I'm about to cum, she swallows my dick whole and I end up exploding down her throat till my knees are all wobbly
>She sucks and licks the last of the cum out of me and says with a grin, didn't want to risk you cumming in my hair, he'd notice that
>I tell her I'm ok with that, she sucks a mean dick
>We both go back to the bar, she goes a little ahead but I see her walk up to some guy around her age and kiss him topkek.msi
>Get a couple more drinks in and head into the show, never saw her again. Good show as well, top night all round
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>>688635902
Degenerate, any more?
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>>688636141
Sound better that way then my story kek
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