>>688623156
Robin Williams.

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>>688623156
amber heard's purse.

>>688623156
Master of none is okay but this guys stand up is like 4/10 dude..

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>>688623156
This has to be bait.
>but I'll bite

>AHHHH, IPODS, IM A MAN BABY, AHHHHH AHHHH, NAME DROPS, AUTO TUNED MUSICIANS

if you think Aziz is god tier than you have absolute shit taste

>>688624315
this af

>>688623156
you start OP

Peter Barerra

>>688623156
>god tier comedians
you
for implying that this whiny nerd is funny

>>688624738

Master of none had like 4-5 scenes I actually laughed at. The ice cream bit was hilarious but aside from that the show falls as flat as his stand-up.

Still, he is likeable. certainly not god tier

>>688626264
yes, good job, you identified clear bait!

how was your junior high graduation

Dylan Moran, Mitch Hedberg, Doug Stanhope, Patrice O'Neal, Louis C.K., Dave Chappelle, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, and Bill Burr off the top of my head. Plenty more.

>>688626355
better than yours you fucking virgin faggot

>>688626454
lmaoooo

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>>688623156

Brian Regan

>>688626454
eeesh mine was better plus >>688626355 = dubs nigger

get on my level

I truly enjoy Daniel Tosh's stand-up, especially his last special, People Pleaser I think. Its great.

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This guy.

>>688626581
Now he is god tier

IN NO SPECIFIC ORDER

Bo Burnam
Adam Ray
Louis C.K.

>>688626657
The OG

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>>688626682
this is celery b8

>>688626657
Man was a pimp but more of a social critic than a comedian.

>>688626736
The only funny thing this guy has been apart of was when Eric Andre set off fireworks on his talk show. his voice is annoying as shit.

>>688626912
Have you seen it?

>>688623156
Carrot top

>>688626736
Best roast moment is from Jeselnik

>Jeselnik makes a Richard Pryor reference & nobody laughs
>Patrice: "Too many white people, man."
>Anthony: "'Too many white people?' You know what no one ever says? "Too few black people."

Me, myself and I.

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>>688626982

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Robert Schimmel = all time favorite
Told jokes about how bad his daughter drove ...ended up dying in a car accident with his daughter driving. RIP

>>688626982
get real man
90% of george carlin's material is on the fart joke level

>>688624315
love this guy

>>688626982
People ask me; "If you could bring back someone from death, who would it be and why?"

Always have I said George C, and I REALLY want to hear what he would say about the current situation with the economy and this horrible election.

>>688627200
Check 'em

>>688627012

Go on netflix. Watch "thoughts and prayers". The man is what I would consider a genius and right on par for what I imagine the average /b/tards sense of humor is.

If you tell me you've seen it already you're lying.

>>688627230
Word play was his level

>>688624315
love his bit about how his piss stinks

"i'm pissing 20 yards away from my friends in the woods in the Alaskan wilderness, this shouldn't be a who farted situation"

or something along those lines

>>688627365
thoughts and prayers is great

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>>688623156

>>688627384
he didn't get political till later on in his life. his early stuff is real white bread and mainstream

>>688627533

Yes.

>>688626744
Make Happy was great

But bo can take himself too seriously and get too meta

but then he acknowledges how meta he is getting thinking it will make it less meta but it just gets more meta

>>688623156
is that aziz ansari the feminist piece of shit

Bill Bailey and Bill Burr

>>688627599
Checked
The what's new pussycat skit had me rollin'

>>688623156
Axis Ansari fucking blows I hope you're trolling, all he does is scream and talk about how he knows Kanye, he's a little annoying bitch

>>688627365
I saw it say one bitch ass nigga. I was waiting for its release. I love the guy

>>688627200
I was involved in a carjacking, luckily none of it got on the upholstery.

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>>688627837
This guy, I listen to when i'm relaxed.

>>688624836
/thread

>>688627230
You know nothing my friend

>>688627731
Bill Bailey is truly godlike. My contribution is Eric Andre, someone tell me his show is not about as good as it gets.

>>688627837
>They set up Guardians of the Galaxy to have a sequel, I definitely wanna see that shit

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>>688623156

>>688623156
Russell Peters

>>688627837
motherfucker is not even funny.
>bunch of 15 year olds ITT with shit taste

>>688627755

Word.

>>688628039
hilarious.

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based norm

>>688627533
Checked.

>>688627959
don't pretend that one or two existential rant makes up for years of
"so what's the deal with people who eat peanut butter, man?"

>>688627755
Checked.

>>688627838
In the event of an emergency, an oxygen mask will fall from the ceiling...yeah, it doesn't save you, it just keeps you from smelling the guy next to you shitting in his pants...

>>688628054

Don't confuse ranty anger with being funny. Carlin is not god.

>>688628293
him talking about shitting down the shower drain was insane

Eugene Mirman has pretty damn good standup regardless what you think of his voice work in other stuff

>>688627912
>>688628039
>>688628294
>>688628342
stop.

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Hillary Clinton

no one believes that lying cunt will be president

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>>688628294
This guy, was good, then he got repetitive.

>>688627667
Bo is great. He truly puts his experiences into his work, and can also just be fucking ridiculous. He parodies well, his songs are appealing and he is a great linguist. He's one of the more talented comic-musicians out there in my opinion. I got to see him live and it was amazing.

>>688628448
his standup is meh but like the bits he does with visuals or the thing with the Massachusetts parking law are great

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So we're not gonna talk about Joe Rogan, Joey Diaz, Bryan Callen, Sam Kinison or Richard Pryor?

>>688628213
Your information is obviously from your misinformed fatherly figure, he was great. Some of his stuff was trivial, but most of it wasnt. He had a fuckin supreme Court case based on his "7 words you cant say on television"... he was the bomb

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Northernlion-His random commentary's great I could leave it on when grinding on Stardew Valley and be content just listening.

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Got a few laughs from this guy

>>688624836
/thread

>>688628591
His bit on Delta was amazing

>>688628293
This guy is the best

>>688628377
and dont confuse a series of "umm" "uhhs" for jokes, you autist. you only listen to hannibal buress to show off how racially "cool" you are to your cunt friends anyways.

>>688628609
>>688628293

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xxX7QCll3oc

>>688628451
You haven't even posted a single one. Faggot.

Nigel farage

>>688628835
>>688628293
shit taste is shit taste. not only is there nothing you can do about it, its also not my fucking problem.

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Jim Gaffigan is pretty good.

>>688626581
Moar

>>688627012
eric andre is awesome

>>688628039
shit-tier bait

>>688623156
god tier? hes a funny guy but hes not even great.

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Based Mommy Tom and based Mommy Tina give me life every Wednesday

Hey hitler!

ps why is burt chrysler so fat

Jim jefferies

>>688629027
that's the lead singer of Rascal Flats dude come on

>>688626658
This.

>>688626167
This is a good dvd

>>688629218
once you see him get murdered by all the superior comics on Tough Crowd all his credibility dissipates

>>688626167
not even close

Every British comedian is unfunny

>>688629365
One of my favorite specials of all time

possibly the most quotable

>>688626736
Yes.

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Rodney Carrington anyone?

>>688629593
have you seen his stand up? or just his shitty movies?

>>688629443
I guess, but Tough Crowd seems to be mostly a contest to see if you can be as much of a misanthropist as Colin Quinn. I don't care for it, frankly. Dov's stand-up is pretty solid.

>>688629574
He has a radio or podcast interview where ge says Harrison Ford was literally always high

>>688623156
1. Daniel Tosh
2. Dave Chappelle
3. Bill Burr

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>>688626657
see this man right here?
now this is a man who said the word nigger with no fucks given....
...and even niggers laughed
god tier

>>688626658
>>688629362 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP4zgb9H3Cg

>>688629819
Chicken song

>>688629326
That's clearly the lead singer of smash mouth you slack jawed autist.

Any love in here for the show QI? do we have some britfags shitting around in the thread?

>>688630039
dude let's make a list of white comics who've said nigger on stage

>Carlin
>CK
>Burr (not in a special)
>Mommy Tom Segura
>Zach Galifianakis
>Stanhope
>...

can't think of any more

>>688630014
I've heard quite a lot of his stuff, I've never heard that anecdote. I'll have to look for it.

>>688629574
Then guy. A comedian who can be well accepted in America and in England is doing something right, just the nature of stand up comedy is so different between countries, so Greg Proops always impressed me because he can do both sides of it will

>>688630552
Michael Richards

>>688630487
I'm American and enjoy Would I Lie to You, Big Fat Quiz, and Buzzcocks

QI is okay. I can't watch some panel shows because there is too much reference to British celebrities whom I don't know. Like Mock the Week.

>>688630487
Britfag here, know who maybe 4 people on this thread are?

>>688630629
kekekekek

touche

>>688630021
This

>>688630552
i will reconnoiter and report back.

>>688630487
Watched every episode of Mock the Week until they kicked Frankie Boyle off. Also love David Mitchell. Haven't watched a lot of QI.

>>688630790
I like most british comics on panel shows or shows, not their standup

I like Dylan Moran's standup but he's Irish

>>688630709
Hmm, fair enough, there are some panelists that can singlehandedly tank a show. Never watched Would I Lie to You, I'll check it out. Cheers on the Buzzcocks love tho, sad when Simon got tossed, he was savage

>>688627837
His special on Netflix was shit

>>688629258
Ayy listen to our football podcast, Charge It To The Game, too. New episode coming soon.

>>688631014
David Mitchell is brilliant on WILTY. And I watched Buzzcocks primarily for Noel.

>>688630947
Frankie Boyle I want to like but he is the epitome of referencing british celebrities an Amerifag wouldn't know

>>688630997
Funny, because I prefer the stand up to the panel shows, though I am still inevitably drawn to QI and Mock the Week and what not

>>688631101
y'all finished or y'all done?

>>688630947
David Mitchell is remarkably good, Peep Show & That Mitchell & Webb Look are top shelf, classic Mitchell indignation never gets old https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyyyh8_Afyw

>>688627365
I've seen it already. He's not funny to me, which is you know, an opinion.

>>688631432
I like the Alan Davies dude. I will watch an ep of QI if David Mitchell is on

>>688631320
True but Google is a thing.

>>688628647
I actually put on his videos when I'm about to go to sleep, I am knocked out almost instantly.

>>688627163
peoples dont know that on a roast
the one or two comedians often write jokes for the actors and other famous schmucks to use.

>>688623156
never heard of maxresdefault, is he funny?

>>688630076
Hilarious

>>688628965
Go fuck yourself. You must be one of those shitlords who like thefinebros.

>>688631446
Put some RESPECK on our name... We had our last guest reschedule last minute but we're lining up a few good ones in a row. We appreciate the mommy love as we build it.

>>688631560
>And that's a bad miss

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>>688631613
Alan Davies is great, have you seen his show As Yet Untitled? It's great. Also, for reference, the greatest British comedian

>>688631560
Love Peep Show.

>>688624836
/tread

>>688631663
yeah but if I have to google a celebrity, by that time the joke is too much work and wont even be funny. I mean I can surmise what the joke is without knowing the celebrity, but it's just a different culture.

It's like telling a britfag to enjoy an american comic who jokes a shit ton about american reality show stars. you wouldn't give a shit

>>688631747
whoa whoa whoa

blueban?

>>688626372
George Carlin dying when he did was the best thing he coulda done.

You ever read his feminist shit in When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? Stupid fuck actually believed in the wage gap.

He'd be a Stephen Colbert-tier cuck if he was around today.

>>688626657
thread over. carlin and burr are the gods. burr is the funniest man living.

>>688632258
bait-lord, your game is stale

>>688631320
Noel Fielding is fucking amazing, on a semi-related note Josh Groban is surprisingly funny

>>688623156
SJW CANCER
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>>688632208
BlackBan the producer of #CITTG (different person)

>>688632558
The Groban episode was the second best episode of Buzzcocks there ever was, behind the David Tennant episode

>>688632072
I'm American and it's really not hard to pick up on certain celebrities and political figures after a while from watching these shows. Plus American celebs/culture is prominent in other countries.

>>688632558
Noel is always the highlight of the Big Fat Quizzes

I wish they'd put him with Russell Brand again. But him with Ayoade is great as well (I'm an IT Crowd fan so)

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Sebastian Maniscalco

>>688632583
You can, Minchin is great

>>688632628
Ok I know what youre talkin about / feel you / know what youre sayin

noted

>would actually like to hear a funny joke ffs

>>688632707
Groban was on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me this last week (though it might have been recorded at a different time), he has serious comedic chops

>>688632752
I love IT Crowd beyond belief, but Ayoades other stuff isn't that good

>>688632729
yeah like I can tell that Kerry (Kelly?) Kitona has a lot of kids or something, Joseph Fretzel must have killed his kids, and shit like that. I'm not even sure if those people are celebrities or just people from the news or whatever. Peter and Jordan Andre are like dumb ass reality stars probably. Idk.

And yeah I suppose it's different for america. I can still enjoy a montage of jokes from Mock the Week

>>688633035
Agreed, though I'd include his big fat appearances on the same lvl as IT Crowd

>>688632770
Yep

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1, Doug Stanhope
2, Jimmy Carr
3, Stephen Lynch

>>688633245
Wildly over-rated, but still funny.

Jim Norton
Bill Burr
Dan Soder
Big J Okerson

>>688633035
>>688633229
He is just as funny on panel shows as on IT Crowd.

The music videos he has directed are incredible and I love both the films he's directed.

>>688627620
Sleepy time tea is one of my favorite comedy bits

>>688633287
I find Carr gets a little stale outside of his panelist appearances, best laugh in showbiz though, ha ha haaaaaa

>>688629027thats a fuckin chef lol

>>688633181
The David Blunkett bit that didn't air was awesome.

>>688632886
But do ya smell me?

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>ctrl+f
>Jim J
>1 result
Wow

>>688633413
That's a fucking great bit, no doubt.

Try it with lemon and honey!

>>688633327
Only overrated in the sense that when you speak out against feminism, every autist comes out in your favor and makes your fanbase look retarded

Patrice always kept it real and didn't give out free laughs

>>688633327
Mostly for his on-air stuff from O&A than his stand up. If you've never seen the clip of him on O&A talking about the lady that gets slapped by the cop, you need to.

>>688630218
No its guy fiore.. Hes a chef u fuckin clown lol

Bo Burnham
Daniel Tosh

Anthony Jeselnick

>>688633480
yeah yanamsayin

Room 618, the Cincinnati Fart, never forget

>>688633546
this

>>688633436

I think its kinda his thing tho. Getting all stale and clinical about harsh stuff. I find it hella funny.

>>688633327
>>688633669
Here's the link. https://youtu.be/TFfIUsppOBA

>>688633436
>panelist appearances
>>688633372
I wonder how much of what happens on panel shows in the UK is actually spontaneous. Panel shows in Japan are anything but spontaneous, it's all pretty much scripted.

>>688626744
Bo's newest stand up was great, those moments when he got serious as a bit jarring but still an amazing show

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All yall picking those basic ass guys that be using words n shit...this nigga tho...

Stewart Lee is the only current comedian worth shit.

>>688633444
Trips

>>688630014
It's 18:33 on the "I Was There There Too" episode he was on.

>>688634010
Something like Buzzcocks seems more structured, considering it has segments. WILTY always seems a little phony.

All things considered, all the banter (the best part) always seems genuine. Which is all that matters to me.

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>>688633444
when the newfag gets trips?

>>688633966
fair enough, different strokes and all that

>>688626736
>edgy

>>688623156
Dane Cook

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>>688634117
IWTT Ep. 3
I'm listening to it right now.
Hooray for Greg!

>>688634181
QI seems relatively unstructured, but maybe I'm just clueless

Also, holy shit, how did I forget Gaki? All five are fucking amazing, the new years special batsu games are without peer, completely different lvl

>>688634403
His show is great but I can't really see him doing anything else and I can only handle his whole awkward thing in small doses

>>688634377
not relevant, don't care, siri's tits are always welcome

>>688634377
always hilarious

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>>688623156
Every comedian you idiots posted before or post after this owe every bit of their career to me, faggots.

/thread

>>688623156
In no particular order:
Robin Williams
Jimmy Carr
Bill Hicks
Tim Minchin
George Carlin
Mitch Hedburg

I was also recently introduced to an excellent Australian who reminded me a little of the late great Hicks, but I lost his name. Anyone know who I mean?

>>688634661
Mel Gibson

>>688633546
Yes Jim is the best

>>688634661
Jim Jeffries?

>>688634661
Carl Barron or Jim Jeffries probably. Most likely Jim Jeffries.

>>688634825
Absolutely nothing like Bill Hicks.

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>>688634641

>mfw Lenny Bruce posts thumbnails

>>688634661
Jim Jefferies?

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I'm just going to use this pic because i dont feel like getting another one

>>688634661
Bill Hicks master race.

>>688626052
This all the way

>>688634932
Again, I don't understand how anyone could compare Jim Jefferies to Bill Hicks. Jim's whole routine is based around being a macho dick. Hicks never did shit like that.

>>688635049
He's got a couple of stories on his albums that are so ultimately disappointing that I deleted them from my hard drive. The had funny bits to them, but just rambled too long.

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Bill Burr

>>688635049
Best character on Arrested Development

Marc maron
Frankie boyle
Bill burr
Dylan moran
Jimmy carr
Ed byrne
Tommy tiernan

>>688635231
eh, Jim's stuff where he shits on religion is Hicks-esque I'd say.

Except funny (sorry niggas)

>>688634661
>>688634786
>>688634825
>>688634850
>>688634932
>>688635122

I looked it up - Steve Hughes

>>688635277
acquired taste, I get it

personal favorite is his story about hanging out with Harlow (? some girl band fron Vh1)

>>688634641

Sorry mate don't think Chaplin owes you shit

>>688635461
I like his old shit. His show was god tier.

Latest special felt like him trying to be more of a stand up purist and it sucked. He needs visuals and shit

Amy Schumer

>>688635481
Different eras. Hicks laid the groundwork, and wankers like Jefferies play around with it clumsily. Hicks was in the world of ideas, Jefferies is in the world of bodies. Basic shit.

>>688635623
>hanging out with Harlow
That's one of the bits I mean. It has some really funny parts to it, but it just wears me out listening to it.

Otherwise, I quite like his stand-up.

>>688635748
I think he's great overall, but yeah, he could have done with more drawings and shit.

>>688635801
Sucks complete ass. I'm a fat whore HAR HAR. I just did ALLL her stand up.

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>>688635807
i totally see what you're saying, but jim makes me laugh and Hicks doesn't

I respect hicks and what he contributed to comedy but I can't sit through an hour of his shit. I mean Jim's not top 10 either but I enjoy it more

>>688635909
Don't be jelly

>>688623156
95% of his act is about how shitty and racist white people are and how anyone who isn't a psychotic sjw authoritarian liberal is mentally retarded and is ruining the country

He is literally the worst stand up comedian in the history of the medium

>>688635991
Fair enough, I get that.

>>688635845
Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean.

Bigger and Blackerer is mostly material, not a lot of stories if I remember correctly. Your thoughts on B&B? The coors light bit is classic plus the fool me once, fool me twice, etc. at the end.

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>>688635748
>I like his old shit.
That's true of a number of comedians. Their first albums are usually the material they've been working on for ages, so it's well-practiced and developed. Then they have to put new material together and it doesn't always come together as well.

I love Ron Funches, his first album is really really good. I'll be very curious to see how his next outing goes.

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This ol' highway's getting longer
Seems there ain't no end in sight
To sleep would be best, but I just can't afford to rest
I've got to ride in Denver tomorrow night

>>688636194
Well with Demetri Martin it's not that, it's just that he succumbed to wanting to be pure, no bullshit stand up and forwent his trademark visuals and instrument fuckery.

I can't really think of a comic whose first album is the only one I like.