Come on guys i really want to be able to do more than just sit at home on my birthday ^-^

>>688623012
>>688623155
can you timestamp your dick for me?

>>688623236
I am a girl >-> so i cant sorry

>>688623362
tip: if you want donations, you're going to need to post tits+timestamp.

>>688623236
Also please dont be so rude on my thread ^,^

>>688623684
Why does everyone want tit ^-^
Dont they just want to help?

>>688623806
I appreciate the effort you are putting in with this bait anon, but you're going overboard. Tone it down a little.

>>688623954
1. Who is anon ^,^
2. What do you mean 'bait'?

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>>688624118
JESUS CHRIST ANON I SAID TONE DOWN NOT RAMP UP

Thankyou to the first donator! ^,^ i will email you my snapchat instagram and kik over the email u paid with ;)

>>688624353
PLEASE TELL ME, Who is anon o.O

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>>688624495
hey change of topic but how do u feel about mudkips

'bump' ;3

>>688624353
Right?
>can't follow directions

>>688624677
Well if everyone wants a topic change uh we could? but what are mudkips?
And also that person looks like a guy?

Has anyone else donated ^-^ side question where are you all from?

>>688624855
Mudkips are the things on the back of a truck that keep mud from spraying on vehicles behind said truck

>>688625095
Oh well in that case.. My opinion is i have no use for mudkips there isnt much mud where i live >->

Sorry mudkips ^-^

>>688625252
No mud in Columbia?

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>>688624855
wow you are so judgemental about how other girls look, you just lost a donation

>>688625589
Sorry as i said i am from england x3 i am not from columbia? o-o

>>688625644
How am i judgemental? sorry if i offended anyone? :C

>>688625677
Riiight. What part of England?
How about the first 4 of your post code?

>>688625644
Oh now i see sorry :C but i said that because i reverse searched it and its apparently a 'joke' so im guessing it not a girl ;c

>>688625842
I am from brighton england and my post code is 3187
No more info thou sorry ^-^ well at least not personal like home adress

>>688625917
>i reverse searched it and its apparently a 'joke'

That's my fucking sister you monster

>>688625842
Also sorry if i did it wrong u said first 4 digits? But my post code only has 4 >-> have i done something wrong there?

>>688626249
But i did :( im sorry if she is really your sister..
Tell her im sorry :C

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>>688626410
it's been fun OP, but I have to get some work done. enjoy the b8ing

>>688626674
Still dont know what baiting is ^,^ but bye!

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Tits or gtfo

This thread has gone quiet o-o

>>688626203
>3187
Like I said, you're not from England.
Brighton doesn't have that kind of post code.
Fuck off, you scamming beaner.

>>688627282
alright but no face pics ;) those are for donars only!

>>688627350
protip: 3187 is the postcode of brighton, australia

that was actually a nice bit of trolling OP

>>688627350
Yes it does! Look it up!!!

>>688627621
Okai you got me i didnt want to give out my location ^-^ anything wrong with that!

>>688627350

Here are the mistakes that you made:
Brits don't write "1$" they would write "$1"

Also..

3187 is the post code for Brighton Australia, NOT Brighton England,. No Brit would ever confuse themselves for an Aussie.

Therefore you're a lying nigger.

>>688627705
No, it motherfucking doesn't.
This guy gets it: >>688627621

>>688628087
As i said im not from brighton i just didnt want to give out my real location because tbh i live in a small town outside of brighton and it would be easy for people to track me there if i gave u a real location

>>688628306
How about the right country, cocksucking nigger?
You said England.

IF THERE ARENT TITS W/ TIMESTAMP IN THIS FUCKING THREAD IN 2 MINUTES IM TAKING THIS SHIT DOWN

i dont get whats so wrong ;( i just dont now brightons post code so i looked it up (im actully from a town outside brighton) but i didnt want to give my real town so i did one that was close

>>688628458
I dont want to show tits sorry! ;(

>>688628470
ENGLAND isn't AUSTRALIA you dumb fuck

>>688628603
Read the thread before you post ;)

>>688628470
If you were from any city on the continent then you would have instantly know that postcode wasn't remotely close to an English post code.

>You're entirely full of shit.

>>688628900
Uhhhh read the thread pleasssseeeeeeeee

>>688628603
pull your head out of your ass.. before you post.

>>688628592
stop wasting everyones time and show tits you greedy bastard. no one cares if you get to mexico

This thread has gone crazy o-o

>>688629254
I just want to see america i have little money ( i can get there allready but i dont have much spending money)

>>688626203
HA! Lying cunt!!! You didn't even bother to find out what form UK postal codes are in! I have lived at several different post codes in the UK, NE9 6xx, MK41, MK42 and MK45.

How about this! Next donator for ur username select ur gmail and i will send u a tit pic NEXT DONATOR ONLY!
TIME STAMPED AS WELL!

>>688629498
get aa god damn job then you lazy fuck

>>688629498
I want to see europe but it's not going to fucking happen and that's life

fuck you, you stupid cunt.
8/10 women from the uk are hit.
lets hope you're part of the other 20%

>>688630002
i would like to help you :) maybe!

>>688630264
;(
whys everyone so rude i hope you not all american

>>688623362
I'll put a coin in your slot if you wanna bend over for me peasant gurl

Where sre the fucking tits?

>>688630423
Dont call me a peasent but as i said :) first donator i will send a nude to them with time stamp (if you dont trust me there is always the charge back on paypal)

>>688628900
Why are you trying so fucking hard to convince someone trolling, that they're trolling? They've won as soon as umadbro

>>688630386
because most of the stories on this website are fiction and yes, most of us are american.
i have no idea what park of the uk you live in, but once you get to san francisco, and new york especially if you're out of manhattan, people here are dicks. life here is shitty. everyones looking out for themselves and their own.
unless you a trust fund baby or are born into money. even the middle class here is shitty.

I'd like to slap this moron. If I wanted to make up a post code I'd look on a post code map. Pick a random place like DH2 1JN or DE21 7AF. They never start with numbers.

>>688630526
As i said first first donar gets nudes so if u donate first u get the tits ;)

>>688630696
oh ;( i was always told america was great

>>688625095
we call them mud flaps. Some women have them too, the real dirty ones like OP in the real world

>>688623806
no, no one wants to just throw their hard earned money at you for no reason.
you can tell people they are being rude, but frankly you're the one who is rude for asking and it's just part of your koi little bullshit games anyways.

>>688630945
o-o women cant have a 'mud flap' well none in the uk do?

This is just some lowlife cunt. No better than standing on a street corner pan handling. I am British. This person is a drug addicted coon. I'll be flying into SFO at the end of this month.

>>688631100
clearly. at least no one else is entertaining this idea.

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>>688630780
No you see that's not how it fucking works here alright
You want our attention? You want us to help you?
Post your tits with the current date written nearby.
If you don't nobody will help you. And you can GTFO
Alright, now that we cleared that out of the way which one do you chose
A. Tits
B. GTFO

>>688631033
Oh sorry ;-; even $1 is good >->
Im not asking for much (plus donator gets nudes in exchange)

>>688630592
kek

so practical tips for next time you pull this shit OP:

-find some random picture of a girl that you cant reverse image search and work with that if requested
-pick an age. You're saying 21 but writing like a 14 year old homeschooled japanese girl.
-the postcode thing was probably accidental but pretty good, 8/8 for that.

Take this as a lesson learned, brush up your game, and next time you might actually scam cash out of some autists.

>>688631334
Im sorry i promised only donators get nudes so sorry

>>688631473
See>>688631334

>>688631366
LIAR!

>>688631366
your stupid nude body is not worth $1 dollar.
also, why are you asking us for us currency?
>side note- the tits and time stamp are not only for amusement but more importantly confirmation that you're not full of shit, which you so very much are.

>>688631415
i am 21 ^,^ not japanese and yeah i just didnt want to give a post code from my real town also i might send a face pic and or nude but i wouldnt post it on here

>>688630592
peasant, peasant, peasant KUNT

>>688631590
how am i lying?

>>688631662
You give one of these dogs a nude and it will be here every day for the next month. You are a good troll or a total moron. Since you can't lie convincingly I am going for Nigerian scammer.

>>688631707
;( why are you being so mean?

>>688631662
if this is actually OP, I have a great investment opportunity for you. guaranteed to double your money in a month.

Sounds like it'd work pretty well for your holiday no?

>>688631828
Because you are a liar. Nothing you say as verification is close to true. What is everyone in Britain talking about right now?

>>688631828
why are you being so koi and indirect?
acting like a little cutie girl wont do shit.
>most 21 year old girls from the uk are complete and total monsters, or trolls.
either way, you're not getting shit, doll.

If op is real post a pic of your view from any window of the house/flat/apt
If not tits with timestamp always works

>>688631828
;( why can't you use your stupid phone to take a picture of a piece of paper with todays date on it.
>;(

Too late. You would have said by now if you were British, because everyone is talking about Brexit.

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>>688632216
op clearly has no idea how to scam or how /b/ works.
just playing stupid like thinking they're smart.

>>688631954
Yes i guess what do you want?

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Lying scum has gone awfully quiet. Have a reward for sticking around.

OP SELECTS:
>TITS
>>GTFO<<

>>688632025
Well in my town everyone is talking about going over to brighton or going to france

>>688632617
Please delete im trying to keep this thread clean!

>>688632681
Bullshit. Nobody talks about the gay paradise just down the road. Fucking Brighton. Like talking about going to Skegness.

>>688632781
That's not how this works.

>>688632494
depends really, it's a small microloan company. right now it has all available funds out on loan and a growing list of people applying. Any capital pumped into it now is guaranteed to be returned - since they're microloans you get a very high interest rate that negates the risk of loans in the first place.

You could invest anywhere from about $100 up, I put in about $5k myself earlier this week. If they still need money when I get paid out I'll reinvest straight away.

>>688631415
*tips fedora*

You massive faggot, I despise people like you, lose some fucking weight

>>688632830
everyone in my town is! They are going there for holidays

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>>688632781
You shouldn't have said that

>>688632972
Which holiday is coming up in the UK?

>>688633019
Why?

>>688631662
srsly though this is not g8 b8 m8, it's as lame as your limp dick OP but gives an opportunity for a laugh so carry on fella, no harm is done

>>688633106
well we just had queens birthday and its coming up on summer idk i dont have a job rn and i finsihed school so doesnt affect me

>>688633118
Prob cause every gonna start posting some porn and derail with any luck

Brb friend coming over ;) dont think im ditching you guys ;)

>>688632781
Timestamp with your face and I'll donate $20

>>688633220
So what time is it?