a mirror copy of me just female

>>688620020
pprettttytyyyyyyy ffuccckiinnnnn mucchh

one like my ex..

The kind that only exists when I want her to.

>>688619812
someone who is open for conversation, but not the retarded conversations girls normally have
thats actually too much to ask

>>688619812
one that enjoys going ass to mouth every night

>>688620399
ass to ass?

The kind that has a dick

>>688619812
this will get annoying after a few hours.

>>688620612
uh my dick from her ass to her mouth. it's heaven brah

A real one

>>688620020
Same here

>>688619812
I would be surprised if anyone could put up with all the bullshit I sling in a relationship and still tolerate me and think I'm worrh having.

tl;dr: sincerely doubt there is anyone for me.

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a girl who enjoys dressing me up in girly clothes and forcing me into having degrading submissive sex where I'm the girl

Posting for dream bf though.
He'd actually have to be able to tolerate me. I'm pretty fucking mean.

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a girl that is a bit of a weaboo, but not too much, who wears thigh high stockings and will let me tie her up some nights while I tease her with a hitachi.

>>688621891
>tfw you described me.
>tfw trap (kinda)
Fuck

>>688622189
I'd still tease you with the hitachi..
in auckland?

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simple really

>>688620202
:,(

>>688622578
Nah. Ohio. It's shitty here and there aren't any good looking guys or anything. Just hillbillies

>>688622634
yea..

A feminine penis

>>688620020
This, espically the interest in riding bikes. It will be fun to ride the twisties with mah girl

>>688622899
I got you, bro.

>>688622899
This

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>looks like pic related
>plays vidya
>willing to push me out of my comfort zone
>open to new ideas
>is loyal
>
>optional: is a trap

>>688620386
This

i dont know.

>>688619812
ITT: dumbass nigger faggots that say they want a girlfriend but clearly want a boyfriend.

interesting, likable and sexy

>>688619812
not my ex.

>we still have feelings for each other
>she broke up with me 3ish weeks ago.

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The one that I have now

>>688623875
I asked for a boyfriend though

A girl that doesn't think I'm a weirdo will do

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This one

Amelia Mandeville
https://instagram.com/p/BGRspFxHSnE/

>>688621455
I want this too.

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This one.. also if any have the rest of the pictures and in better quality, it would be nice.

One that doesn't mind me having a wife

nah, I'm good

I'd rather roll some fuckin trips m8

>>688619812
One that sucks my cock, takes it up the ass, and lets me fuck her whenever I want.

Yes, I know that doesn't exist. I always end up with prudes, or with women that have zero sex drive.... I also never get anal because they all seem to hate it.

FML..........

One with an attractive friend that wouldn't mind being in a polygamist relationship where we just fuck around and intersect each others lives whenever is most convenient.
Preferably lazy and equipped with the knowledge life is a slow spiral down so wouldn't mind seeing themselves degenerate even further into apathy and drugs.
Not necessarily a girly girl who expects to be pampered 24/7, but still has cute/feminine features, despite being a hard-boiled bitch.
Really someone who I can freely torment while she does the same, just a demon encapsulated in a seductive coat of tits and legs.

>>688625466
Sex isn't all about relationships though

>>688619812
One that exists ._.

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>>688626760
explain


there is more to it than sex? Like holding hands?

>>688623603
Short hair is an instant win, idk why but it feels right

>>688627101
I actually don't know, I heard tales that they speak to you and you have to speak back nicely and be interested in her life, I never got that far anyways though.

>>688621455
Lonk no u deserve better :( Is this what Zelda does with you ans why you wear those faggot clothes?

>>688619812
one that doesnt want to kill herself

One that is interested in my life and can rely on and talk to whenever I feel down

>>688622189

Lol

>weeaboo
>trap

Why am I not surprised? Both ultra level of faggot.

>>688628165
But holding their hand as they crumble into the abyss is the essence of poetry, anon.
Savor the fact nothing in life is permanent.

>>688627846
w-what?

>>688628370
Your word choice entices me in making lyrics with you and dropping a hot 2016 single.

>>688628370
poetry is good on paper, but the words had to get there somehow and i dont want my story to end up on a mostly blank page of some edgy teens notebook

>>688629123
Let's do it.

>>688629292
This hurt my head trying to process, please write it poetically and more people would be willing to listen to you bitch.

>>688619812
the one that was here yesterday

>>688619812
A hot redheaded trap.

>>688629874
Why a trap?

>>688629693
i was attempting to say that i want to hold on to who i love for as long as i can.
apologies for my shitty grammar and roundabout explanations.

>>688630078
a boy that's pretending to be a girl

>>688630220
Oh. That's valiant, I suppose.
Maybe I'm so dissociated from the significance of reality that I require melodramatic jolts here and there to remind me I'm alive, but I think the process of becoming intimate with someone just to have them pass, and the turmoil that would follow, would be pretty endearing as a healthy chapter of my life.

>>688624596
who

i like a lesbian girl
haha
shes nice though so its ok

Someone that i can actually trust and loves me back

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JUST CUCK MY SHIT UP NIGGA IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET A CUTE GIRL BECAUSE THEY HAVE HIGH EXPECTATIONS OR HAVE THAT "SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE" MENTALITY

>>688630835
honestly its already happened to me.
i really just make the same mistakes hoping for different results.

>>688631216
How so?

>>688630835
Wow anon, I never saw it like that, I had same motives such as not really wanting a relationship because cons outweigh pros and I can just live with a friend as a roommate, but that's another perspective. But the more I grow old, the more my desire of one haunts me and leaves me depressed, being stuck on such dilemmas of life makes me wonder about put civilization as a whole, is it really worth it? Why would I even stick around if we will never remember any of this?

>>688631216
last one literally tried to off herself every other day and i never got desensitized, so that was some shit.
kind of like if you throw yourself at a wall over and over, she finally succeeded.
couple of years later i fell in love with another girl and found out only recently, being a year into our relationship, that she was suicidal. shes good at hiding it. but yeah. it looks like things are headed down that path too.
i do apologize again for being terrible at explaining things.

>>688631205
That's why you have to find "the one" when you were young. If you don't, then you'll be get broken hearted, pampered mess of women that expect their next boyfriend to treat them like a princess and most likely are easily manipulatable.

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Megumin

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frosted butts

>>688619812

One who loves me like I'd love her. The rest isn't important.

>>688619812
A black one

>>688632750
What what

>>688632104
Theatrics. I remember when emotions used to have a crippling effect on my psychology, completely rendering me incapable of performing very basic tasks, even forcing me to quit jobs, then I delved more into drugs and started unraveling the inherent absurdity of existence.
So a part of me does miss the intensity of being in love, like the utterly subjective this person makes me feel complete now I can go conquer the world kind of feeling, but now it's more like I watch myself behave instead of being an actual participant in life, and this even bleeds over into my family life. It is very hard for me to grasp the concept that these are very real, breathing people who genuinely care about me. To me, they're more like mirages, just random assortments of particles and thoughts that intersect my life at occasionally inopportune times.

>>688632388
It's okay. I wouldn't blame yourself for being misled by a second girl who concealed her suicidal intentions from the world though.

>>688619812

one with a dick and dominate....

>>688626858
I feel you bro

>>688622189
Nice what animu and vidya you like?

>>688633695
its not her fault.
she knows the world sucks, she just wants out too.

>>688633695
You will never love again? What was the endgame of relationships, like what was the final nail in the coffin that made you realize this intriguing way of life?

>>688624596
source?

>>688619812
>Introverted but still sociable
>Atheist
>Likes at least 4/6: motorcycles, guns, knives, video games, hiking, anime
>Athletic/thin body type
>Has interests that are actually interesting, not just designed to get money from females (ex: "I like shopping")
>Intelligent and can hold intriguing conversation
>Enjoys quiet/silence
>Non-smoker

Obviously looks play a role too, but honestly the personality of a 6/10 could beat the cap out of a 9/10 piece of cardboard any day, so that's not quite as important.

>>688634023
I would probably kill myself too if TV was nothing but people crying all the time.
Sometimes there are people cliff-diving on fire.

One that is interested in conversation, but doesn't make me endure that girly shit.

One that's ok with just 'doing things' whatever that may be, and doesn't have to be formal with me.

>>688633348

yeah, disney movies are the best, anon

>>688633552

in the butt butt

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>>688634410
>likes guns, knives, anime

actually made me laugh out loud, thanks, man.

>>688635061

if you can't spell issues then find out the fun way

>>688619812
I just want someone ;_;

>>688634336
Not in the same way, just like I will never feel anything the same way again. There's always going to be a layer of detachment, which may or may not be a product of trauma. I wasn't really sure what my endgame was. Solidification, I suppose. Having someone I knew inside and out and entrusted with everything, that always had my back and could always rely on me, but maybe it was the numerous psychotic breakdowns, seeing how what many would consider degenerates fuck and spawn in its name, and how the concept could be so easily perverted for the sake of control is what drew me away from it.
To an extent I would say I'm jaded, but I'd like to think I've just learned how to protect my idealism.

>>688625331
Underrated

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>>688619812

>>688630935
i want what the dogs eating

>>688630935
teeth are yellower than her

>>688620317
YES YES YES YES

>>688635061
I do certified long range rifle, I make handmade kitchen cutlery, and I like anime. Sorry if you thought you found a mall ninja faggot.

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She is basically perfection, whoever she is.

>>688624596
who is sheee

>>688635061
what?

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this one

>>688635635
I had a set of her, cant remember her name.
Lindsay something I think

>>688635760
>People will think I'm funny if I act racist
>2edgy4u
There are two idiot, which one?

>>688635844
Just found her Insta and whatnot.
I thought these were senior pics and that she was my age, honestly, I didn't realize she got married and shit.

>>688619812
one with a big... HEART hehe c; xDDDD

Redhead, cute, loyal, intelligent and with the same music taste as me, is that too much?

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>>688635916
What? I wasn't being edgy. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a national socialist. What country are you from?

>>688635328
It's called being smart, to not be broken (or not to be AS broken) as your other times, which I think more people should be just like that. Breakup after breakup, we all get our hearts broken but there are some out there that have this "broken heart" thing happened to a lot, and ultimately destroys their self-confidence and esteem in which will never be the same for them ever again. For you, you're one step ahead and are prepared for such nasty events, if they ever unfold, I wish I had as much wisdom and be as wise as you, but sadly I'm sure I'll be a fool, fall deeply in love for the wrong person, and be a hypocrite and have such things happen to me

>>688636126
Trolololo ROFL X-D no way anonymous, you're such a prankster

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>>688636412

>>688636185
If you expect them to love you, then yes its too much.

>>688636423
No shame in that, really. As I've said, life boils down to theatrics in the end so enjoy the intensity and inevitable decimation for as long as you can.

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>has a passion for something
>or something to work towards
>like a hobby/sport

>has to be physically attractive to me

that's pretty much it

>>688619812
any girl will be ok

>>688636930
Its midnight, either this is real or you just gave me a life changing epiphany, you've just widened my perspective on ANYTHING in life. Make life memorable, a rollercoaster, it won't matter either ways, since this isn't really "real", or won't be in a hundred years or so. But I wouldn't be so down on such perspective of live, we are living it currently, so might as well take advantage and enjoy ?

One that is ok with my tiny dick

>>688636821
Wow someone disagrees with me must be bait

>>688636928
fuck

>>688637990
How small?

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>>688637633
It's not like you having anything better to do.

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>>688638023
My apologies, I've just never met someone as genuinely edgy as you, I was sure it couldn't be true. Show me the Nazi path, the history-proven government for the people.

>Tfw all of my gf are not physically attractive to me but have a cute face
>Tfw i am not interestes in their life / friends / family, not even a bit
> Tfw all i do all day is playing games, not talking to my gf at all
> Tfw i still get good sex (even anal)
> Tfw i do not deserve any of them
> Tfw i have no face

>>688638466
You're right, if you excuse me, I'm gonna go pay my taxes now.

>>688638878
Later.

one that exist

>>688638522
I don't know where you're getting this edge from. The system works, jews just shut them down.

>>688621455
oh god, this would be amazing.

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This obviously

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>>688631069
>>688634405
>>688635703
Emily Rudd

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>>688639042

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My current girlfriend

A Fender Telecaster

>>688619812
One that actually cares and will let me care about them

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVGt54DsbHU

>>688639246
Whatever, teenager fuck.

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>super loyal
>kind
>considerate
>attracted to me
>open-minded about sex and hobbies
>comfy with staying inside on the weekends
>takes care of herself but not so fit to make me feel like shit

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>>688619812
someone like this would be perfect.
but it'll never happen.

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>>688639846

>>688639452
Incorrect, not a teenager.

How often, when you purpose the way of the Nazi, are you actually greeted with a serious reply?

Follow-up question: do you know why you answered "never" to the previous question? It's because you're retarded, Anon. You are stupid, and your ideas are stupid.

Go find yourself a skinhead girlfriend so none of us have to talk to her. Thanks.

>>688621694
god i would hate fuck the shit out of you so hard

>>688619812
My ex
But really fuck me she was great

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Just a nice girl that likes the same anime and vidya as me it would also be nice if she's asian

Any I'm not fussy

>>688620020
Most ridiculous answer ever. You'd get bored of her after a week because all of the bad things about you she will present.

Why don't you kids understand that its actually better to be with someone who is different from you and only share certain things in common?

>>688619812
That's simple, I'll quote it.

>Don't want a woman that will be in the kitchen
>I want a woman on the floor with me, foetal position

>>688640949
Most retarded response ever. When will children realize that just because something doesn't work for them wouldn't work for someone else?

/b/ my ex gf was near perfect. We had the same interests, played vidya together, smoked weed, awesome sex. She told me she loved me and I couldnt say it back. I literally couldn't say it because I didn't find her attractive enough that I'd want to spend my life with her. That day I learned I'm really fucking shallow and I have high standards or something. Should I have settled, or am I going to die alone?

A hot anime girl that cooks cleans amd works and lets me be a neet

>>688640949
retard

>>688635505 looks like female Leafy

>>688642208
Except skinnier not cockeyed and not autistic

>>688642479
Autism can't be measured with appearance m8. Leafy's pretty scrawny tho, no one is really skinnier.

>>688643132
Ive only saw one pic of him and its that one where the mic is blocking half of his face my bad

>>688639268
If kill myself if that was mine

>>688619812
Cute face, Minimum of B cup tiddies, plays vidya, a bit of a weeaboo, reasonably skilled in combat (just enough to beat up some tough guy wannabe punks), keeps to herself in front of strangers, but still sociable in private.

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>>688643732
mmmmmmmaaaaaaybee something like this?

A really young one. Skinny but no flat ass and with tits that are not too big. Her skin must be really soft. And she has to enjoy being fucked, even if it hurts.
Oh yeah and:She shouldn't have any personality disorder (had two girlfriends with bpd and believe me: sometimes it can be stressing).

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Goddammit...you faggots wouldn't know Leafy if I was pulling out of your ass after a second load-drop. I'M LEAFY BITCHES!

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This time I just want a gf that will not lie to me and not cheat on me

>>688619812
The kind I already have :-)

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Can I just have a Yellowbird and the certain death that will come with it?.

Not like I got anything to offer a nice girl.

>>688619812
None.
I have huge fears of rejection and betrayal, which a girlfriend would only exacerbate.
I don't think anyone is capable of loving me, and not just the lies I tell people to fit in.

>>688624596
You're a sad fuck.
Can you imagine women sitting around staring at clips of guys just pulling weird faces and shit?
Porn is OK.. This shit is just sad.

>>688641685
That's the dopamine withdrawal talking, you'll find someone else.

>>688639240
>>688639240
This is beyond pathetic you are all giant losers you need to kill yourselves.

>What sort of girlfriend you want.

This is like reverse of 12 year old girls reading teen magazines and picking which boys they like... This is just fucked.

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>>688639268
man, she's pretty fucking hot. good on you.
>pic related, how I feel looking at your gf

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One like a younger version of my Mom

>>688646112
Thanks, it was 2 months ago but your words help.

>>688639268
Yeah gonna need vid of you fucking her and coming on that face mate.

>>688646614
Different for everyone.
Knew a guy who took longer than a year to get his head straight.
He turned out fine.