>>688608202
DayZ?
>Space
>fix and build shit

Doom?

>>688608506
Nope.

>>688608627
Yes! Correct. Next

>death
>ur an asshole
>smuggle a human across america
>cannibals
>bang

>Fall out of sky
>The kind asshole
>dumbass kid blows up building
>You're also spiderman but not really

>>688608202
Portal 2

>>688609010
It was doom, someone guessed already.

>Wake up
>Avoid everyone
>Ur not who u think u are

>>688609074
Portal 2

>>688608774

The last of us

>>688608202
>play sports
>SINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>this girl is hot
>im a dream

>>688609298
FFX

>>688609148
Good job.

>retired
>not really
>last of us
>not really
>grappleswingbang.jpg
>argg matey

>>688608202
become this
http://frtyd.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/pizza

>>688609352
wasn't going for the difficult angle but nice fast reply

>>688609461
Sin was the giveaway

>cya son
>forget about son
>remember son
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>688609391
Uncharted?

>>688609074
My own life

>Let's be god
>Except on a budget

>>688609966
Portal 2

>>688609966
any 4x game?

>>688610061
>>688610066
Nope.

>>688609627
Grand Theft Auto V

>>688609627
maybe fall out 4?
because you as the player forgets about him to go on quests and then goes "hey, i should really find my son."

>>688609627
Fallout 4

>>688609966
Fable 3?

> Shitty graphics.
> Terrible controls.
> Eviscerating goblins and strangling them by their entrails.
> So many cats.
> Everyone is dying and on fire.

>>688610501
Halo 2

>>688610501
Dwarf Fort

>>688610663
Nope.

>>688610769
Yep.

>>688610789
Is it Halo 2?

>Uncle's barn
>pointless tasks
>weird ass people
>turns out you're an alien

>>688610949
Yes.

>>688610979
Sims Bustin Out?

>Get shot a bunch
>shake it off
>by the end, nothing you did affected the world
>repeat

>>688611226
hell yeah

>>688609074
mgsv

>>688611708
Cod

>>688611226
>second mission
>Try to get through a wall
>new enemy appears
>fucks you in the ass

>>688611888
bingo

> Press Square, Square, Triangle

>nigger
>tentacles
>zombies

>kid
>ball of jizz
>jellybeans

>hair is magic, apparently
>books
>not a good game

>>688612597
prototype 2?

>scarface:the video game
>not actually the scarface videogame.

>>688612824
Yup

>read a book
>hallucinate about the book
>who's fucking house is this anyway
>give up on the jungle puzzle

>>688612843
Vice City.

>am i a hiroshima survivor?
>can't be cuz i'm white
>I'm friends with an elvis impersonator?
>girlfriend left me
>holy shit white boi on tv is such a faggot
>if i'm him from the past when do i get his cool white coat?

>dude what if Luxembourg won ww2?

>>688609966
The sims

>>688609391
Uncharted 4.

1950s theme
Mutated humans
Corrupt leader
Mutated humans
Lots of injections

>be normalfag
>big-ass nigga comes in, makin a scene n shit
>you're like aw hell naw
>decide you gonna fuck him up
>do your best, but he don't feel shit
>he stabs you in the chest
>spend the game getting stronger and tracking him down
>kill his ass
>fuck a character depending on how you did the side missions n shit
>credits roll
>surprise, there's more game

>>688613306
bioshock

>>688613427
Minecraft?

>>688613061
Alice: Madness Returns?

>>688613570
No. What?

>wake up
>burn yourself for more hp
>fuck a judge
>extinguish 5 burning dudes
>win

>lie to gf
>drunk af
>in deep shit
>perform task for mafia
>get mugged
>become a war hero
>dodge bullets n shit
>rich as fuck
>dont fuckin want it

>>688613815
DS3. OP said POORLY describe a game.

>>688613690
I just have no idea of the game.

>>688613427
Fall out? Far shot here lol

>>688613947
So don't answer, hurr

>>688612485
Batman arkham city

>>688613876
Mafia 2?

>>688613987
Nope

>>688614075
Nope

>>688614035
How?

>>688613565
its 1920s you fucking retard.

>>688609966
Infamous series?

>>688613565
Correct, I thought I made it pretty vague but I guess not

>>688613918
Duuuuuude, you can have sex in DS3?How'd you rate it against god of war?

>>688613427
Saints Row?

Never played the game so Idk.

>>688614128
Isn't bioshock based from culture from then?

>A NUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

>be mute
>got a talking sword
>take souls

>been asleep awhile
>wake up
>new purpose is to kill the robots and clones and robot clones

>>688613876
GTA IV

>>688614128
... no its not. It takes place in 1959.

You know.

The original Bioshock.

The one that came out when you were 5.

>>688614407
Nope

>>688613215
Infamous

>protector
>person you're protecting gets rekt in front of you
>pussy ass bitch blames you and gets you jailed
>get magical powers with whale bones
>friends betray you comepletely

>>688609966
Spore

>>688614599
dishonored

>>688614547
yeah

>>688614599
Dishonored

>DWOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>688614599
Dishonored?

>>688608202
Metro Last Light

>>688614037
no

>>688614599
Dishonored

>>688614683
>>688614740
>>688614801
COOOORRECT

>>688614245
Like pulling a sword out of a chest

>>688613876
No one can get this one? C'mon guys.

>>688608506
Space Engineers

>some goblin lookin fuckers wake you up
>turns out your predecessor got shrekt
>No you must kill the fucks who shrekt him with the help of the goblin looking fuckers

>>688615003
The darkness?

>>688614299
Nope

>>688615096
Mr.garbanzo beans 2:Electric jewgaloo

>just moved here
>retard kids next door pretending to be wizards
>turns out they actually are
>youre the chosen one
>also nazi zombies

>>688615103
Nope lol.

Here's a Hint: The game is more than 10 years old.

>>688614365
zeldo

>2 minutes
>do all the things

>>688614365
Transistor?

>>688615310
Nope

>Iraq war simulater

>>688613427
Far Cry?

>>688615494
Max Payne

>>688608884
Dying light

>prime demographic is weaboo girls and asian boys who haven't come out of the closet
>metrosexuals fighting over convoluted horseshit
>was better in 2d

>>688615570
Nope

>earn less than minimum wage
>inexplicably attacked by swarms of angry bees, hostile
>pedestrians, and the occasional psychopath
>can earn extra income by vandalizing property, but
>only specific property

>>688613427
one of the mass effects?

>>688615809
No

>>688613876
conkers bad fur day

>>688613427
dues ex hr

>>688615849
It is a jrpg right?

>>688608884
BioShock infinite?

>>688615941
Correct!

>>688615689
undertale!

>>688616004
I wouldn't say it is, but I don't know exactly what makes a jrpg.
>>688615965
No.

>guys coming
>you stand behind a box
>beep beep beep
>die

>Ur a wizard, or a warrior, or a rouge
>join a dad tag group of zombie fighters
>they all die except for you and fighter bro
>you and fighter bro go on adventure to kill dragon
>you sacrifice yourself to kill dragon and fighter bro becomes king
>also sexy time with witches

>>688608202
Hotline miami

>>688608202

>everyone hates you
>take jobs from a drug addict
>racism everywhere
>nightmares
>best spells

>>688616189
Damn, just reveal we're stumped anon

>>688616160
No. Was better in 2d = they're making 3d ones now

>literal autismos in spain
>have to rescue bitch
>LEON HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>688616296
Dragon age

>>688615340
>dont fuhrt on another manz ballz.
dick of truth

>>688616324
i agree

>>688616296
Dragon Age 1
>>688616317
Oblivion

>>688616420
Resident Evil 4

step up nigga

>grab chest hair
>do acupuncture
>no jon, you are the demons
>and then jon was a baby

>>688616527

Nope on Oblivion

>some bitch you're close to wants you dead
>hide away
>try not to cry
>cry alot

>time travel
>irritating sidekick
>cross dressing
>9/11
>cucked eternally

>>688616670
Morrowind?

>Play Sports
>"That's the game"

>engineer
>have to fix shit
>zombies
>shit nigga we're in space

>>688616789
Time Splitters?

>Be white dude
>jacked as shit
>nigger as companion
>shoot niggers
>niggers with bows, sticks and other nigger shit
>fight a rock
>halt global plot to release niggers onto the world

>>688616915
dead space

>>688616931
Nope

>>688616789
>>>/pol/

>>688616915
Dead Space

>snowboards
>always play crazy guy
>feel like a badass

>>688616490
>>688616324

Huh. Last time I posted it, someone got it right away.
It's Dragon's Dogma.
>Big-ass nigga
Grigori
>Stabs you in the chest
Carves out your heart with his claw
>Spend the game getting stronger and tracking him down
RPG
>Kill him and fuck a character
Implicit sex scene right when the credits start. Bonus: You can fuck literally any NPC in the game, except for, like, 3, maybe
>More game
People who play the game call it post-game

>>688617024
LOL, no.

>>688616986
>>688617025
Fuck that was too easy

>>688616769
gta 3

>>688617182
Not even the same genre

>>688613218
Wolfenstein 2

>>688617071
It is a JRPG(made in japan) nigger, anyway good one.

> live on an island
> get sucked into another world
>my weapon was my friends weapon
> complicated plot
> antagonist planned everything from the first part to alter the future.
Guess away.

>spawn
>get killed by black man with huge shlong
>repeat

> AND HES DOWN
>AND ITS ALLLLLL OVER
>ATTEMPTED MURDER

>>688615096
Overlord

>>688617282
Eh, I thought JRPG was, like, a specific style of RPG, not just one made in Japan. That'd make almost every RPG ever a JRPG.

>R button
>Perfect music

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>wake up
>kill hippies
>fight big alien
>has tons of porn of the main character

>grafiti guy
>car accident
>some nigga shoot fire
>dis bitch literally throws stones
>get power by molesting

>>688617329
Kingdom Hearts

>>688617423
Yup

>>688616420
Resident Evil : the one with the emo-protagonist

>>688609627
heavy rain?

>>688608884
Twilight Princess?

>>688615804
Animal crossing?

>>688617509
Infamous 2

>grind trash
>play dress up
>grind different trash
>repeat
>forever

>>688608202
Bioshock

>be merc/hunter
>gotta find kid
>side quests
>OhNo Hell froze over
>gotta find girl quick
>spend 10 hours on side quests
>fuck prostitutes
>find kid and fight ice demon god
>choose your own ending

>>688615494
State of Emergency?

>find some bitch
>find her creepy uncle
>some nigger falls out of the sky
>unanimously trust a known witch

>>688614371
Fallout 4?

>>688617676
Nope

>>688609966
Sims?

Welcome to space
Zombies in space
Die in space

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>>688617601
>implying that all resident evil games dint have emo protagonists

>>688617772
Dead space

>>688616936
Resident evil 5?

>Feel the power of my MAAAAGICCCCC

>egoraptor hates this game because it's not megaman x

here's the answer: all games

>>688616769
Can no one get it?

>>688617685
Wow

>sneak sneak
>doggo apparently has magic sight abilities
>main is part C3PO from Star Wars VII

>little girls
>lazers/knives/butterflies

>>688617539
That was my first guess

>find neat guns
>kiss girl on her couch
>turn into tentacle monster sometimes
>eat hearts

>>688617373
Dantes inferno?

>>688617685
All MMORPGs.

>>688617984
A WEAPON TO SURPASS THE METAL GEAR

>>688617984
Dead to rights

>>688618030
Nope

>>688617984
>such a lust for revenge
>WWHHHOOOOOOOOO

>>688617870
Got it

>>688617772
Doom

>family dies
>find dads secret
>kill people for years
>religion and roman mythology

Do chores
Kill competition
Kill everyone
Kill zombies
Kill Satan
Blow everything up
Fallout

>this game is the reason you were ever a furry

>bodyguard
>betrayal
>protect little girl
>dark powers-ish

>>688616789
Nobody got this huh...

Hint:
>hey
>listen

>become giant monster
>run around eating shit
>people start killing you instantly because you don't know how to game
>what the shit
>trapped and die instantly
>come back as supah soljeer hunting down monster
>rinse and repeat

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>>688618185

>>688617876
Yessir.

Sphess mehrines
Metal bawkses
Steel rehn

>>688618274
Someone did dishonored already.

>>688618210
asscreed 2?
>>688618297
evolve

>>688618286
Legend of Zelda o of t

>>688618274
Dishonored was already done

>>688618225
Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell
?

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>>688617539
Correct anon.

>>688618286
The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time

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>>688618354

>everyone loves the sequel and doesn't know it's a sequel
>but that's okay because this game was pretty mediocre
>really fucking tropey, in a tongue-in-cheek kinda way

>>688617509
Infamous second son.
Kek'd at molesting

>6pool
>player2 has ragequit the party

>spawn
>get killed by black man with huge shlong
>repeat

>nuclear war
>subways
>misunderstood creatures

>>688615340
South Park: The Stick of Truth.

>>688618536
teh cowards
teh fools
You got it

>>688617750
Autismo the game?

>>688618643
Metro

>>688618431
Yes to AC2

>>688618598
Cs:go

>guns everywhere
>loot
>good looking fellow

>>688618717
Yup

>Have an affair
>Get drunk
>Have nightmares

>>688618286
LOZ Majora's Mask

>>688618246
pokemon saphire

>>688618753
Borderlands 2

>>688617985
Another hint
>God-tier music

>>688608202
>Ill get you
>skeletons
>Hard as fucking bullshit ass nigga bull nig
>I'll save ytou
>no one has ever beat this game.
>It's Ghosts and goblins

>>688617750
Witcher 3 ?

*blip*blip*blip*

>>688618753
Borderlands

>>688617760
Hint
>said nigger needs to hide a relic
>holds a fucking ceremony
>his brother steals it

Train
Catch
Win
Champion

>>688618814
Not op but defiantly

>>688618818
I mean... I meant Starfox Adventures, but whatever tickles your pickle, dude.

>in jail
>out of jail
>die
>leave jail
>die
>find loot
>die
>die
>die
>die

>>688608202
Its doom 2016

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>>688618575
Correct

>>688618813
Catherine

>be edgelord
>meet supreme edgelord
>find out you're a reincarnation of supreme edgelord's hyper edgelord brother
>get hyper edgelord sword
>what fucking religion do these goddamn people follow anyway?

>>688616841
Wii Sports

>>688618753
borderlands 2

>>688608202
>get the gems, Bently Bear!

>>688618714
If no sidequests i would have said DarkWatch

>eat pills
>lift lift lift
>eat human
>lift more
>eat galaxies
>luft even more more
>become god

>>688619047
Correct