don't leave out any details!!

>>688606256
I've seen Steve-O's frank and beans.

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bumping with Demi

>>688606684
how'd that happen?

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>>688606691

>>688606776
You ever seen jackass?

Yeah because anybody lurking on /b/ is out fucking celebs every night.

>>688606256
I was on set during the making of xmen, when Rebecca Romijn was getting painted (Mystique), I once saw her basically naked, though I didn't get a good view, as the dressing room was only cracked open

>>688607018
there have been some pretty damn believable stories

>>688607266
how much did you see??

>>688607349
tbh, I saw less than you can see by googling her name. I saw the very bottom of her breast, and her wearing a weird underwear thing (it looked like skin, but clearly wasn't

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>>688606776
>Out with friends
>Meet Steve-O in front of bar
>Asks if we want to see him do a double back
Doulefuckinbackflip.exe?!
>Puts hands down his pants
>Turns around and drops them
>Family jewels tucked behind his thighs
>Does his dumb laugh and walks off
MFW

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was the experience anything like this?

>>688607349
>>688607643
But I didn't stay for a look, I'd gotten fired if I was caught looking in her room.

>>688607874
that sucks. any other instances like that working in the industry or similar stories from friends? any cool x-men stories (not related but I'm interested)

>>688607690
LoL, I wasn't on the new xmen movie. But no, I saw FAR less than that. It was only for a second tbh.

>>688608235
My best friend had beer with chris pratt, apparently he's not as much as a dick as you might expect. (lots of actors are just rude af)

Umm, xmen was cool, but really it was 90% greenscreen. So it's funny watching these guys fight 'epic' scenes, when they are just shadow boxing, and dancing around like idiots. Some of the stuff is real, because it helps the actor's stay in char, but for the most part: Green Screen weirdness

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the lucky bastards who got to put this on her

more jlaw nudies

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>>688609187
to keep things going, why not

anybody got any second hand stories

>>688609300
>>688608917
Moar

>>688606256
The amount of times ive stroked it looking at her pictures... Its a fucking shame the hackers are hoarding the rest

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>>688609999

>>688610175
how much more do you need man?

>>688610201
Lady on the left knows

>>688610312
Im pretty sure i have most of whats been released. But unreleased ones were teased during the original flood. I wish so bad they'd get exposed

>>688610525
like what? a lot that was promised came out bud

>>688610525
which teasers you talkin bout?

>>688606945
is that demi 4 real?

>>688610652
Idk, whatevers left that hasnt been released yet that people are generous enough to share. I heard that the video was a comfirmed fake

>>688608817
Chris Pratt seems like the one guy who wouldn't be a dick.

>>688610767
yessir. pics been out for ages. few other censoreds got released, but OP never delivered.

>>688610843
Lmao he has a sex scene with jlaw coming up. Because her nudes had been exposed she made less money off it and blamed "inequality in the workplace"

>>688606256
Saw an accidental nip slip from sarah silverman at my cousins wedding. Was alright.

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but seriously fam, anybody got a story??

>>688611054
why was she there?

>>688610947
kek. I hate these actresses who get paid millions to sleepwalk through films and then claim that women don't get paid enough. So fucking retarded.

>>688610312
Wait... Do you have anything based OP?

I know a few people (men and women) who have banged or dated celebrities (men and women).

Not even remotely exciting from my perspective, considering I only met one of them, and that was by happenstance in a bar (using the "hey, I know xxx").

>>688611439
no. what i was trying to say is that she has so many pics out, how much more do you need?

>>688611618
name some names?

>>688611621
All of them... I would pay literal money, im desperate. She is my top celeb crush

I remember a story like 2 years ago when this thread was posted.
Dude met Lindsay Lohan in a club. Did blow with her and fucked her. (This is mid/posy coke Lindsay)
Said the tittle were sloppy and the sex wasn't good. Said a bunch of dudes hit that, basically if you meet her at the club and have blow you're good

>>688610907
lol ill look for them and see if i can share with b

>>688611838
jesus man, get a hobby, talk to a girl or something

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As a matter of fact, I've fucked Eve Laurence (a porn star from a few years back if y'all remember).

She is just as filthy as she is in her videos. Anal, ass to mouth, titty fucking, throat fucking. She does it all even without being paid.

>>688611903
not surprised at all lol

Fucked Melissa Mccarthy in a truck stop restroom

>>688612138
i think you missread the question new friend. Celebrities not aids infested cum dumpsters

>>688611204
My cousin writes for bobs burgers. her dad did space ghost, aqua teen and Metalocalypse. It was a celebrity wedding. Doug benson bought me a $60 shot of bourbon.

>>688612473
...and you're proud of this?

I saw Amaia Montero's bare tits (spanish singer) about 10 years ago.

Not much to say, she saw me, i ran.

I've fucked a girl that's now a not so famous porn star. Not famous by any means but it's funny to see her doing porn. She's only 20 now.

>>688612527
dang! he as cool as he seems?

>>688612626
and you believe this? faggot

>>688612759
how'd it happen?

>>688611204
>>688612527
Also, silverman offered to buy (jokingly?) my other cousins son for 100k. He was maybe 7 months old. Ma said no, dad said "we can make another."

>>688612821
I got the joke but I was just playing along.

>>688612783
Her dad?

Once hung out with justin bieber for a weekend. I'm a dude. Anyways due to his calvin klein sponsorship he only wears them. One night a bunch of us were chilling out in the pool. He didn't have swim trunks so went in in his boxers. White Calvin's go see through FYI.

>>688612498
lol sorry I didn't fuck a more traditional/interesting famous person for you

Not fucked, but i blew Erez Eisen after a concert.

Im a girl btw

>>688613227
bruh, doug benson

ITT: Liars

>>688612473
I'd keep that one to yourself bud.

>>688613316
don't know who that is, but it couldnt have been a pleasant experience, sweaty dick n all

i bummed a cig to scarlett johannsson once

My ex is a well known attention whore, does that counts as celebrity?

>>688613282
tiny dick? also, he a douche irl

>>688612498
>surprised about titfuck and throatfuck

>>688606256
Yes. Met Emma Watson briefly. She was a totally superficial, shallow, self-entitled dumb cunt.

Also, she's super tiny. Literally the body of a 12 year old boy. Fucking sucks at acting. Never seen her give an honest smile.

>>688613805
Suprisingly he is pretty big, wouldnt say "huge" but above average definitively.

>>688606256
I fucked Melinda Stolp from the Real World. It was back in like 2005 or 2006.

Not really a celebrity though.

>>688613429
Oh, yeah hes cool. Goes far beyond stoner douche he portrays well. We talked a lot about how difficult it is to form a persona the public loves then evolve beyond that. He's a fairly intelligent, philosophical guy. Funny as hell (never liked him in movies) but relatable.

>>688613711
hung out with tons of celebs other than her too, used to work in talent management at a major media entity.

>>688613805
I heard the kid has a stellar rig to be honest.

I fuck Jennifer Lawrence now and then.

Or that's how the whore i hire says to be called.

>>688614082
neat! whose the coolest one you've met?

>>688614034
>>688613429
After that wedding ive realized most celebs are just normal people. They'd rather talk about shit than sign some piece of trash

>>688613805
Nah he's actually really cool. Just a young kids who likes to joke around. He just has a lot me cash behind him. Also no homo but for his height i doubt girls would complain

>>688614366
Your mom, by far.

>>688611704

I live in the DC area, and around here, most celebrities are sports stars. They just tear through their teams' cities. I know no less than three women who have fucked Alex Ovechkin, one who fucked John Wall, and one who blew Desean Jackson.

Lesbian friend of mine from supposedly had a thing with Ellen Page, but I still call bullshit on it as I never saw proof (she said she couldn't have pictures because she wasn't "out" in the media yet or some shit).

As for men, a friend of mine supposedly had a one-night stand with Jennifer Coolidge (Stifler's Mom). I thought he was full of shit, but a news story came out and after American Pie she cougared hard, so it's possible.

Another friend claimed to have fucked Miley Cyrus in LA. I'm inclined to believe him considering she's apparently known for having guys brought to VIP rooms. Gross, though.

I also have heard rumors about politicians, but no one I know has.

>>688614474
how did you know my mom is Bradley Cooper? HOW??

>>688614366
sounds cliche but tom hanks was the shit. it was one of the years the kings were in the stanley cup so we kind of just geeked out about hockey for 2-3 min before he went on. althogh smokin a cig with scarjo was dope

>>688614823
Yes

you wouldn't believe me. /b/, but i was a bartender for some time in the early '00 at a really swanky, hip joint in hollywood.
over the 10+ years doing it, i became somewhat of an expert at hitting on ladies. i'll say this:
JLH was amazing. like, mind-bendingly amazing.
eliza dushku was a dead fish. like that seinfield episode where he makes love to the chick with her eyes off to the side and makes no noises.

>>688614772
ever get any details about any of the girls. I'm willing to bet money Ellen Page rocks a huge bush lol

>>688615380
details on jlh please. Was she vagazzled at the time?

>>688614772

Oh, also, pre-Kate Upton Justin Verlander tried to hit on my GF when she and I were at a bar. She had no idea who he was and sort of just cozied up to me so he'd get the idea.

Later in the night he bought me a beer and said sorry. Pretty cool guy considering his alpha status.

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>>688610201
1/5

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>>688609300
2/5 jlaws ass in thong x-men

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>>688608917
3/5 x-men Jlaw

>>688615668
I'd let Verlander fuck my girlfriend i think. No cuck shit or anything strictly for the purpose of being eskimo brothers with him.

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>>688607690
4/5 how many thing mystique pics did the spy Photgrpaher take? And are these all of them?

>>688615380
>you wouldn't believe me. /b/

Yeah, we won't

>>688615818
>>688615911
was so happy when this happened. too bad it didn't go further

>>688612527
Not an open bar? wow... celeb

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>>688606256
5/5

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>>688606256
Bless the fappening for letting us see nudes of all those celebs who refused to go nude like Lawrence or Christina Hendricks or Avril

>>688615580
i don't remember that, but she was all in.
she was loud and rocked like no other on my dick, including my current wife. it was some of the best sex i ever had.
also, her body was too amazing and her tits were perfect.
there's a reason her body is a wonderland.

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>>688606256
I have seen Emilia Clarke completely naked in real life.

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>>688606256

Yes, Miley Cyrus.

Pic related.

She has on a wig,

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We didn't see all the spy pics

I've only actually met one celebrity. My roommate dropped the ball when she came to my work, because he had weed and I'm sure she would have been down.

I've had dreams about celebs, but the latest, i fucking cock blocked myself in the dream, and I'm still pissed about it

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>>688606256
as i told once before here.... ok she is not that much of a celeb, but i did poppd a cherry of a certain girl from react chanel (kids react).
and no i will not post what i have here for obvioous reasons.....

>>688616269
question is, is more still out there? anybody got thoughts on this?

>>688616269
Well, im pretty sure it was a matter of time for jlaw to go naked.
Not sure about the other 2 tho.

>>688616334
I want details

>>688611903
Normally I call bullshit on sex with celeb stories, but this I completely believe

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>>688616375
Lol tats and she has hips and an ass not her

My ex gf dated Austin Petersen. Said he was an unbelievable asshole to everyone.

>>688616415
Literally we all know that you are lying, creep

>>688616375
more pics, or we won't believe you

>>688616331
eliza keep any bush? where'd you blast on Jen?

>>688615668
Verlander sprays cum like a firehose.

>>688616521
Well she was 10 or 11 feet in front of me, and took off all her clothes.

>>688616452
There is

>>688616415
>popped cherry
>kids react

Disgusting

>>688616520
Avril had many chances to go nude in playboy or wherever, always turned them down
but we got to see her fine tits anyway

I post this in every thread with this theme, but in 2007 I met and fucked Emily from the band Metric. We had some mutual friends, ended up alone at the end of the night and she took me home. I was too drunk to get my dick up at first and then I came way too quickly, so it wasn't my finest hour. Still fun though.

>>688616388
haven't seen that before!

>>688616008
Am eskimo bros with verlander. He's quite the horned fucker. Im still dating a girl he fucked when he was at old dominion. She calls out his name somtimes. I call out my ex. Seems fair.

>>688616399
who did you meet?

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I know someone that dated Evanna Lynch from the Harry Potter films for a while, a number of years back, and saw one topless pic of her on his phone.

>>688613316
Funny I am going to see Infected Mushroom Friday night in Tampa

I fucked WR years back when she was real famous. Was in her circle of friends with benefits. She was crazy. Can't say her name since I'm still in the industry

>>688616685
she took all her clothes off for you? what was her purpose in taking off her clothes?

>>688616388
the what

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>>688616187
Was open bar till 11pm. Shots not included.

>>688616269
Those are such great tits.

>>688616685
under what circumstances?

My wife was fuck buddy with a well known celebrity, they went to high school together and apparently, other than sex they were really close.

>>688617095
To climb into a bath.

>>688615382
Didn't hear anything about Ellen Page (surprise, surprise) besides the fact that she's an annoying vegan at times.

Supposedly Jennifer Coolidge/Stifler's Mom is in my friend's top 3 lays. Said she had the MILFiest MILF body and was just a fantastic fuck. Can totally see that being the case.

Miley Cyrus was apparently so molly'd up that she was almost annoying.

>>688616727
details? you know what's out there?

>>688617214
No, only that the fappening was only a part of the nudes out there.

>>688616663
eliza - no. she had a perfect body so i had a feeling she worshiped the thing. she was just really lame; like "you're-lucky-to-fuck-me" lame. it was the worst lay i ever had.
jen - i blasted in a condom. then her. then on her stomach.

>>688617054
Describe her nipples please

>>688616375
bullshit

>>688617054
how were the tits?

>>688617087
who is WR?

I had sex with molly Ringwald. Not in the 80'scene at the height of her career but in the 2000's when no one gave a fuck anymore.

>>688617435
gotta be Winona Ryder right?

>>688616913

Miley. Before she went crazy. She was in the place i worked. Thought it was bullshit that she was in there, turned a corner and there she was

>>688617292
>>688617372
Bright pink nips, pale medium size areolas. Very nice perky tits, looked like C cups.

>>688617142
Front row seats

>>688617187
hmmmm, and you, jumped inside the bath with the Dragon Queen?

>>688617275
where you hear that from man? will we ever see anything? I'm chasing that fappening dragon

K I'm probably gonna date myself a bit here but I lost my virginity to Regina Spektor and I have reason to believe the song "Samson" is about me.

I wasn't quite legal at the time ;P

>>688617739
I wish, was already someone in it.

>>688617831
atta boy

>>688617187
you saw her in that play? how much you see?

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>>688616269
God damn
These are actually hers?

>>688609944
someone here posted a huge greentext about the time he met and fucked Cate Blanchet. He met her at a film festival in Canada, went back to her place with her and her husband. They all sat together drinking for a while, then he said she basically kicked her husband out so she could fuck the dude. He said the husband knew what she was going to do, sounds like he was a cuck.

>>688617831
how'd she look naked and how was she in bed?

>>688616008
>>688616884

He was one of the coolest dudes I've met. I've met a bunch of athletes and most think they're too awesome to talk to anyone they're not trying to fuck, but when Verlander brought the apology drink (he was pretty trashed obviously) we shot the shit for a half hour.

10/10 would bro out with Verlander again

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>>688606256
I hooked up with Brandy when I was in high school.

She's got an amazing body.

I am a guy and Roethlisberger fucked my ass twice in the showers in findlay ohio. I was born and raised in findlay, met him in hs. I was an offensive end, he was always def. We still talked till a year before he got drafted. I sent him congratulations with no response.

>>688617534
how'd she look naked? firecrotch?

>>688606256
i saw whoopi goldbergs nips at a party once when i was a kid

scarred my for life bros.

>>688617739
depends on what you think would occur

>>688613935
>body of a 12 year old boy
hnnnnggg

>>688616620
i have pics from that night in hotel room, but as i said i will not upload them anywhere to stay safe

I did
Shes only halfway famous though
like people in my part of the country know who she is.

Im famous myself, what now?

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Saw Lindsey Stirling butt naked a number of years ago.

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>>688618158
Did you eat his Roethlis-burger????

>>688618569
go fuck yourself then greentext about it

>>688618457
who?

>>688617893
Well...everything.

>>688618638
how and what was it like?

>>688618086
She looked good. She doesn't exactly have a swimsuit model's body but she kept it trim and tight and probably had B cups.

She was fine in bed. I was nervous as shit but she was really sweet. She went down on me until I was fully hard and then it was missionary the whole time. She had to grab my hand and move it onto here clit and show me how to massage it.

She's a moaner, I can say that much!

>>688618638
what circumstances? where? what happened next?

>>688618158
stop it, manning. we all know you're jealous.

>>688618763
wouldn't she keep her back to the audience. that's how it seemed in the leaked vids and pics

I fucked a$ap rocky once

>>688618228
She was shaved but I'd bet on it

>>688618844
She's cute as fuck, very, very slim and petite. Small perky tits, plus bush.

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>>688618059

Cate's husband a cuck? Who would have guessed it...?

>>688618370
true. i can say its almost a skinny dwarf

>>688618682
Ok here we go

>Someone on /b/ asked me, gently, to go fuck myself
>I did

El fin

>>688618849
bush? she seems like a bush person

>>688618158
I'm inclined to believe this.

I'm currently married to Mila Kunis. I was married to Demi Moore and had relationships with Rihanna, Brittany Murphy, and a few C listers.

>>688619043
Not what I saw, she dropped a robe facing the audience, then turned to climb into the tub. The lights were dimmed a little, but not a lot. Perhaps they dimmed them a lot more in later performances, because we could see everything, at least from where I was at the front.

I fucked Riki Lindhome from Garfunkle and Oates once.

I'm the only one here that has actually fucked a celebrity

>>688619185
worst.

greentext.

ever.

>>688619130
dang, he's such a cuck that you can see it by his fucking eyes...

>>688619114
really? how much bush, like a lil patch or full on. Also, how did you see her naked, like what happened?

I've posted about this every now and then, but I had a brief relationship with the sister of pornstar Larkin Love. Larkin's sister looks so similar to her, but still a little different. Larkin herself is in California, while her sister is on the opposite side of the country, they had a rough childhood together. Anyway, the relationship started out fine, but she has some serious issues in the head. "Multiple personalities" that I'm convinced she was faking, would cry every time she had an orgasm during sex, and, on top of all that, hardcore SJW, so anything anyone said was considered offensive.

>>688618682
>i was at a bar, when >>688618682 sauntered over.
>hey, can you suck my dick?
>i said no, I'm not gay
>he said "ill give you $500..."
>i said okay, then led him to a syphilitic male prostitute in the alley who, eventually, took all of his boy parts.
>he was happy. i got $500.
end greentext

>>688619423
No, I really did fuck molly Ringwald around 2003.

>>688618863
Music camp, long time ago, several of us hanging in a cabin got nude, she joined in. Wouldn't join in any sex, however, for her religious thing, only in the stripping off part.

My mother's best friend was also friends with Sarah Michelle Geller (Buffy the vampire slayer). When I was about 12 we were all over at her house for a pool party and Sarah was there with Freddie Prince Jr. She was wearing a gorgeous sundress with a bikini underneath. I was swimming in the pool and she decided to come in. But instead of walking down the stairs she just jumped in and lost part of her top. It was the first real time I saw boobs (besides on the internet. I was 12ish).

So yeah, never fucked a celeb but I did see her nice tits in person.

>>688619249
Have more details if you want. It did happen. I moved to toledo to pursue med school but i still remember his 6.5" pompous garbage.

>>688609999
No one checked quads?

Rude ass faggots.

Checked.

>>688619423
not true. we're all celebrities in our own little circles thanks to social media. myself i'm tumblr famous among 35 people.

I expect absolutely no one to believe me, but that's ok.

The movie Winter's Bone was filmed close to where I live. I was in an acting workshop and a lot (all) of us auditioned for it. One girl actually got one of the leads. She ended up becoming really good friends with Jennifer Lawrence.

I ended up getting to do some work as an extra. Several of us from class ended up hanging out after shooting at night. Filming was in pretty boring places, so a few times we would just end up drinking and sometimes smoking some weed. Nothing too crazy.

So one night, I'm not exactly sober and am out in the back of a house in the trees taking a piss. Walk back up to the back porch of the house and J Law is smoking a cig by herself. Bum one off her, we just chat for a bit. No one really knew who she was at this point, so it was just like hanging out with a normal person.

End up going inside, go lay on a bed to get my head straight because I was buzzing pretty hard. See someone walk in and close the door, get in bed next to me. Yup, it's Jennifer Lawrence.

We laid there for a few minutes, did typical small talk bullshit. Ended up going in to kiss her, made out for a bit. I didn't fuck her, but I did finger her. Honestly when it happened it wasn't anything crazy, she was in tv but not like she is now.

There you go /b/, my claim to fame.

>>688619351
how good a look did you get at that pussy? what was it like? any pubes?

>>688619410
story bro

>>688619449
The real mystery is, who on earth would want to fuck Cate Blanchett?

>>688607690
would rly love to worship her body and fuck her

>>688618158
best story in this thread.

>>688619494
A sizable patch, so she's a natural redhead. Several of us were naked, including me and my quasi girlfriend, we had sex there, so did another couple. She didn't join in that last part.

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>>688619185
>mfw that's a real famous person

>>688619609
I'll give you props but she was a have been at that point

>>688619225
lil bit

>>688619824
Yeah, saw full frontal, she has a dark colored bush, I guess brunette like her hair.

>>688619757
how was her pussy? you get her off?

>>688620192
Of course. No fucking way I'd have a shot if this was the 80's....or even the 90's.

>>688620010
Its true, hes not very well endowed

>>688619757
I'm inclined to believe that

>>688619291
I once knew a girl who peed in your childhood bathroom.

>>688619291
I'm telling Bruce Willis on you.

>>688620021
did she "enjoy" watching, if you catch my drift?

>>688619882
She was doing stand up at some club I went to. Someone from our group talked her over to our table for drinks. I went outside to smoke with my buddy and she tagged along. She asked if we knew where any weed was and I told her I had some at my apartment. She takes one rip off the bong, blows it into my mouth and grabbed my dick.

>>688620353

It felt like pussy. She was wet. I'll be honest, I was pretty drunk. She did have some bush though.

>>688619630
Don't believe you, but...part of me does.

Dude seemed like a true sex addict (he fucked his way though Miami, OH and Pittsburgh). It wouldn't really surprise me that he'd fuck a dude.

>>688619410
so habeebable it's not even interesting.

>>688620307
how much we talkin? could you see lips?

>>688619613
>>688619613
Nice to know that. She looks (don't know if still is) too pure to do such kind of things...

ive never met real celebrities....... i was friends with mike beasley in high school

>>688612781
VID LINK

>>688619630
yeah man, go for it.

>>688618447
Omegle?

>>688620527
how was she in bed?

>>688619757
>"That's my claim to fame"
Literally who are you?

>>688620366
She peaked in The Stand.

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i fucked the guy who played Coconut head on Ned's declassified.
not even kidding
>pro-tip: I'm a dude

>>688620514
She said she couldn't join in for her religious beliefs, but yes, she watched it all, wasn't like she left the room.

>>688620307
She was probably wearing a Merkin, sorry bro. Most actors do, any hair at all is a dead giveaway.

>>688620699
No, was not close enough to see that much.

>>688620366
The celebrity I fucked was in her famous prime years. She actually came looking for me

>>688620810
so u were there last time.....well... ok..
same thing with the name i guess
but keep it fast... i must goo soon

>>688620868

Someone who hasn't done anything more noteworthy than fingering Jennifer Lawrence

>>688619054
also trae waynes the football player although I'm euro so I didn't know who he was at the time

>>688620877
Fake.

>>688620987
I know what a merkin looks like, this wasn't one, too small and uncovered.

>>688620601
He fucked more guys than me in findlay. My friend ben and ray got berger'd. He was always rough and sloppy, seems like he was super in the closet.

>>688620843
Lazy, just gave me like a 5 second hand job, and just took it from behind until i busted. Then she smoked the rest of my weed and left.

>>688619929
Lotr fans. I guess.

>>688620926
what I was asking was did she play witherself while watching a bunch of people fuck?

>>688613086
It wasn't a joke

>>688620737
Oh she is in the sense of you won't bang her, or touch her, she's serious about that. But she was still a 20 year old or however old she was, not an old nun, she was much more "free spirited" than you'd think.

>>688621235
nah, why would i lie about that

>>688621042
who man?

>>688618059
Oh yeah, I read that one the other day, good shit man

>>688621424
Well no, since there were still three other people not having any sort of sex in addition to her.

>>688619291
Butterfly Effect is a cool movie.

>>688621042
Good work. I guess I'm not a Casanova like you.

>>688621063
Trying now last name only or first name too