Why are you such a faggot

>>688606318
IDK bro, maybe born this way
But don't worry I'm trying to stop being one

>>688606114
Can i call you Chili-burrito?

>>688607376
If you want to not mad, but my friends call me lobo .
Lobo is the spanish word for wolf

How man dogs do you and your fat, mexican whore have?

>>688608267
I'm 20, no dogs and no wife

Is your nickname Texmex?

>>688608865
Actually is lobo, but texmex sounds good
Lobo means wolf

>>688606114
Cuantos tristes tigres tragaban trigo en un trigal?
Vamos, se que puedes...

>>688609103
Tres

What is your favorite thing to order from the chinese restaurant?

>>688606114
Do you think Trump will forgive your half mexican heritage and let you stay on the american side of the wall?

>>688609247
I don't really trust in Chinese restaurants, so if I'm going to order something I prefer something without meat like spring rolls

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>>688606114

So you're Tex/Mex?

What are your opinions on Chimichangas?

Texas= god tier state.

>>688609730
trump will make him live on the wall

what Texas white chick did your father rape before her daddy shot him?

>>688609730
I'm white and he hates Mexicans almost as much as I
So probably, and we will became best friends
I really prefer Trump over Clinton and Bernie

Trump just wants to deport ILLEGALS. If you came here legally he has said many times your good to go

>>688610142
>im white
Ok half breed

>>688609936
Never tasted one but I don't like fried food
I love that movie

>>688610673
And American

>>688606114
Either youre a texan or mexican no in between

>>688606114
How does it feel to know that no one loves you?

>>688610811
American doesnt make you white

>sage
>sage

>>688610824
Mexican mother, Texan father, born in texas

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>>688610766

Chimichangas aren't fried, they're baked and they're fucking great.

PS: Yeah, best western ever made.

>>688610991
>sage
Is that u id heaven

Are you bilingual?

>>688611025
Ok than you are an us citizen anchor baby with wetback ancestry

>>688611164
Yes, but I speak Spanish better tan English

>>688610917
Nope. But being here legally or born here does. If you are legal, Welcome to America. If you aren't gtfo

>>688611028
>deep fried burrito
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimichanga

Who's your favorite Pokemon?

>>688611381
No it doesnt there are millions of niggers born legally in the u.s, they are def. not white,

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>>688606114
Are you a Texan or a Mexican?

>>688611510

Huh, they make em different at my local Mexican restaurant, of course they also don't fry their chile rellenos.

>>688606114
What's your stance on TexMex?

>>688611381
ITT: a spic fantasizing so bad to be white

>>688610673
>>688610917
>>688611719

My skin is white, probably French blood
>>688611530
Torchic

>>688611719
Yeah, I meant American. Not white. Maybe I should learn to read. I'm no fan of illegals but I really don't like niggers

>>688612178
>mexican mother
>skin is white
>probably french
Lol, this fag is confused

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>>688606114

Have you ever sacraficed anyone to the rain God Quetzalcoatl?

>>688611347
Nope, they meet in Mexico
And as far as I know no one of my family tries to go to the USA illegally

>>688612509
>mother is mexican
They could have met in britian, doesnt make you a brit

>>688609060
Hey, does Lobo mean Wolf?

>>688612868
Op here, no, lobo means cock sucking, cum gargling, faggot

>>688612444
>french people invaded mexico,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_intervention_in_Mexico
i have white skin, everyone on my family is white

>>688611732
Is that a skinhead?
Both but I prefer to present myself as Texan

>>688613094
Jews have white skin, doesnt mke them less semites

>>688606114
dude wtf? half texan? the hell is that? That's like saying I am half Californian.

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>>688612868

No it means "The Main Man"

>>688606114
So is the top half of you the state of texas and the bottom half a male with mexican citizenship?

It cant be the other way around, because then we wouldn't know the gender.

>>688611873
What?
>>688612491
Most Mexicans don't even know about their old gods, they tend to be very religious predominantly Catholics.
Don't really like Mexican gods, like every racist Normie I prefer Norse ones

>>688612509
You aren't an anchor baby, if your father had US citizenship.

Carlos trying to hard to feel american

>>688606114
Not sure if asked already, but OP are texans still against you being there because you are half mexican?

>>688613274
Do you consider yourself and a Texan or a Mexican citizen? It's a simple question and no I will not write it in Spanish for you

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>>688614032

Thor wishes he was as metal as Quetzalcoatl.

>>688614666
Evil trips

>>688613496
Never heard about texmex?
>>688612774
Is about who are your parents not where they met >>688613393
Because jews aren't humans
You need to be human to be white
>>688613538
I second this
>>688613854
It's like mixing blue and red, you create purple
>>688614096
Anchor?
>>688614152
My name is not Carlos,
>>688614426
No one knows that I'm half Mexican, I'm not brown

>>688614426
not if he calls himself a Texan and doesn't wave the Mexican shit flag around

>>688614666
I consider myself more Texan than Mexican
TLDR; Texan

>>688615761
I'm not going to try to understand the mind of a minority, but you are either a Texan or you are not. There is no half OP.

>>688615552
This
>>688614752
I'm really interested on mythlogy, but I don't like Mexicans old gods
>>688615552
Really hate those "patriotic Mexicans"

>>688616518
If I need to choose then I choose Texan

>>688616897
not a choice, it's what you wake up as OP

>>688617364
Texan

>>688606114
What is the only kind of man you can trust?

>>688606114
and i assume both real americans and real mexicans hate you.

why cant you just be right?

>>688606114
Do you think Texas is rightful mexican land or that mexicans were btfo'd and that they should shut the fuck up about 'the lost provinces'?

>>688617777
Ultra religious and racist rednecks
They are good company, don't thend to be very clever but they are transparent as fuck

Do you remember the Alamo

>>688617742
Good man OP! I'll never turn my back on you.
That's a proud man right there

>>688618122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rcfOuaEmOE

>>688618122
has never been to Texas, but wishes he had a culture that would accept him

>>688618122
confirmed texan, long live the republic!

>>688617993
I think that Texas is USA property
By the same logic that "Texas was mexican" I can claim that Mexico was a Spain property
>>688617871
Only a bunch of Mexicans, there is a theory that you change your personality depending of the language that you are using
>>688618131
Don't care about it