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I matched a bunch of dudes on Tinder. Dubs, what should I say?
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I matched a bunch of dudes on Tinder. Dubs, what should I say?
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>>688591392
Are you into self bukake?
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>>688591811
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He said no :(
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>>688592320
Is scat stuff okay with you baby?
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>>688591392
i have micro dick, would that be a problem?
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>>688592631
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>>688592717

Why?
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>>688592877
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"Well anyhow, that's going to be a problem for me. Goodbye."
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are you into niggers? i may or may not be one
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>>688593248
Rerall
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>>688593248
Kek roll
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>>688593275
Roll
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>>688592990
How many dicks do you have?
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>>688593275
reendorsing
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>>688593248
Roll boi
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any of your friends are into bukake?
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https://youtu.be/zKzR3yIeZ70
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>>688593248
Check it, niggers
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>>688592990
You can call my pussy the event horizon because once your dick comes near there is no escaping it.
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>>688592990
can i have your number?
post response.
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hows the weather near u
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>>688593248
Check em pls
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>>688593759
reroll
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>>688593811
WINRAR
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>>688593811
Winnerino
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>>688593811
gg
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>>688593811
Oh shit nigger
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>>688593811
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>>688593811
Go dubs the fuck up
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>>688594023
next victim
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>with next guy
ey baby im hung like a horse. want some of this meat?
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Aaron's next!
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"I'm sorry, that was my girlfriend messaging you. Anyways, can I get your number?"
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>>688594339
What's your grandpa's middle name?
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>>688594339
oooh, hey daddy ;)
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>>688594339
How many fingers can you fit inside your dick hole?
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>>688594339
"You want mommy to suck that nigger horsecock of yours, or is she going to have to put you in the uncle tim's cage again?"
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>>688594339

mommy got her balls stuck in her asshole again
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im pretty sure my dick is bigger than yours
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>>688594339
aaron, do you like average sized boobs?
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Can you penetrate yourself with your own dick?
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>>688594339
so i heard you talking yesterday in math
you said you hated annie
i main annie so can i give you some tips?
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>>688594622
Winrar
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>>688594622

checked
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>>688594622
Nigger yes
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>>688594622

Sent, waiting on response
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>>688594622
Checked and kek'd
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>>688594900
This is your fault
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>>688594622
winrar
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After >>688594622
I heard you're gay. I swear to god if you try to contact me again I'm going to cum on your fucking kneecaps, break your shins, and then call the Westboro Baptist Church hotline. If you have a good attitude about it all I might reconsider my decision to call the KKK next.
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>>688595159
kek
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I eat ass. Seriously love sucking balls and sucking guys assholes. If you can't handle that. Tootles!
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>>688595333
OH SHIT TRIPS WIN ALL
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Aaron's acting strange
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>>688595333
Oh shit
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>>688595333
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>>688595480
/b-ception
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>>688595333
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>>688595480
aaron is probably getting advice from 4chan as well
>mfw
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>>688595333
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>>688595480
Aaron's on abother thread
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>>688595844
Kek!
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>>688595844
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>>688595333
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"Haha, sorry. That was my friend messaging you. What do you like to do in your freetime? I like to browse Mongolian Throat Singing sites."
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>>688595333
Holy trips
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>>688595961
My fucking sides
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nigga you on 4chan aint ya
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>>688595961
all of that is just my weird forplay, do you want to hook up aaron, with me?
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>>688596089
Using my 1 Reroll.
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>>688596188
WINRAR
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>>688596188
Neat
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>>688596089
Roll kek
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>>688596188
Fuck!!!!!
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>>688596188
Perfect!
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>>688596188
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>>688596311
Noice
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>>688596311
Winnerboi
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>>688596311
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>>688596343
Was this your master?
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>>688596343
/b phone home...
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>>688596343
eat my ass dumb nigger
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>>688596550
Are you a fan of lynching
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Fuck me like if I was your momma
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>>688596680
roll
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Holy fucking shit, I managed to catch this thread while it was still in action.
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"Why are you acting so weird, that's disgusting!"
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>>688596577
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Do you want to have sex in public places?
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>>688596820
Roll 1
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>>688596825
ALEX IS A STUPID FUCKING NIGGER
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>>688596901
roll
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>>688596944
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Alright, let's cut the shit. Show me your dick and I'll show you mine.
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>>688597101
Answer me you nigger
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>>688597135
reroll
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>>688597135
>kek ROLL
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bb i luv u
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>>688597184
rollin
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>>688597184
roll
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>>688597196
>>688597197
damn
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Pls cum 4 me bb.
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Got any dick pics of your dad?
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I think Aaron's a dead fish, guys. No replies since that one message about the Mongolian throat singing
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>>688597850
On to the next one?
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Listen, I just want some dick lol please give me some dick. Only dick I get is from my dad. Kek
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Next one kek
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>>688597963
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>>688598218
do u like the dicke
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>>688598218
You into church roleplay? You can be the priest ;)
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>>688598218
I hope this doesn't come off as preachy, but don't you hate it when you prolapse in public?
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>>688598382
Reroll
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>>688598423
Reroll
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>>688598218
I watch CP
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>>688598620
holy shit roll
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>>688598218
i had a dildo named alan once ;)
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>>688598218
Any nudes of your grandpa?
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>>688598711
checked
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>>688598711
WINRAR
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>>688598711
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Can you sent me some CP ?
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>>688598218
hey, is that your sister our girlfriend? Can I fuck her?
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vape in my pussy and call me your meme slut
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I want you to shoot your load on the back my head like Lincoln.
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"Sorry I can't talk now, some faggot is attacking my castle, I will sent the monks"
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>>688598817
Are you a fan of lynching
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>>688598620
Roll
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NATE IS BACK IN THE GAME!!!!
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>>688598911
Awww yisss
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winrar
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>>688598973
rawl
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>>688598620
roll that shit
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>>688599057
Because I need a real meme lord to fuck me!
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>>688599057
Dick or gtfo
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>>688599057
because you won't show me your cock
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I'm a little scared of tinder. I understand it uses facebook, so I dont know, does it get weird? Can your facebook friends see you're on tinder, or your tinder matches see your facebook?
Can I just sign up with a fake fb account?
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>>688599057
Hell yeah

Rolling for 'because I want you to glaze me like a ham'
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tfw my dubs was ignored
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I've been constipated for a week, can you fist my ass and clean me out?
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>>688599261
Rolling
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You should fuck me in the ass after dinner so I can eat my shit and duck butter of your cock
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>>688599341
Roll
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>>688599057
because i can only survive if i watch someone bukake themselves right in front of me
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>>688599341
Kek rolling
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>>688599100
does this count

>>688599176
roll
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>>688599341
Roll for glory
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Alan isn't interested
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>>688599341
This
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>>688598911
ignored dubs yo
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>>688599563
Re Rell
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>>688599341
Rollin
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>>688599357
Rollerino
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>>688599341
This please
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>>688599799
WINRAR
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>>688599057

Because I'm not going to date a guy that rides a gay ass bike unless he can spray gallons of his own baby batter all over his face. Now fuck off, dick.
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>>688599478
That was me. Don't do it. It's waste of dubs sadly
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>>688599361
It was a real question. I need an answer not a roll
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>>688599799
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>>688599799
WINRAR WINRAR chicken DINRAR
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>>688599357
Reroll
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>>688599727
Rolling
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>>688600003
Fucking kek
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>>688600144
That comes next
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I want you to shove you're midget dick in my ear
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>>688600248
Roll
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>>688600248
"that cums next"
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>>688600144
Dick pic pls ;)
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>>688600275
>You're
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>>688600144
I want you to cum in my ass, then you get to choose whether I shit it all back out in your hair, or you can fish it out with your tongue. I'm not picky.
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>>688600348
Kek
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>>688600379
Reroll
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>>688600144
OP what picture are you using on your profile?
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>>688600384
rerolling
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>>688600248
That cums next
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>>688592631
This is now a Lenny thread
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>>688600144
ask him for his number
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>>688600144
How many feet is your cock?
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>>688600144
so big stud, what's your digits?
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>>688600523
Re relling
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>>688600144
Well, that comes next ;)
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>>688600461
My picture
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>>688600384
Rolling again
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>>688600144
When you shove your fist into my ass I'll make sure to gobble for you.
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>>688600144

Sorry, my phone auto-corrected "badass bike" to "bukkake".

But seriously how much hot cum are you willing to spray on yourself?
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>>688600599
ash checkem
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>>688600599
Vinrar!
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>>688600384
This
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>>688600599
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Come eat my blue waffle
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Nate is questioning me! Help!
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>>688600384
One more try...
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>>688591392

What is the worst thing about the holocaust?

It wasn't real
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>>688600894
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I am very small. A cannot maintain an erextion. But I can cum. Think that's something we can work with?
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>>688600384
rolll
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OP confirmed faggot, post pics of seaman covered face
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>>688600894
what's he saying?
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in ur butthole ha ha
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>>688601045
>>688601032
Be like "I stopped using snap. Someone shared my username in a chat room and hundreds of Neets were harrasing me"
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>>688601032

If you ask me for my snap one more time I'm going to call the police and tell them you raped me you fucking perv.
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I have the claps, if that counts
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>>688601326
reroll
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>>688601326
KEK ROLL
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>>688601032

I'm real. I'm coming over to your house right now to cover you with blankets like a tent and pump in farts.
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>>688601262
roll
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>>688601262
roll
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>>688600384
rolling
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>>688598711
>>688598711
PEOPLE NAME THEIR DILDOES?!?!?!?!?
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hold on my colostomy bag is leaking again fuck
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>>688601032
I don't have a snap :(
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>>688600384
Just post this, faggot.
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>>688601691
roll
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Jk, I hate stinky monkeys. Sorry about your mom being shot a while ago.
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>>688601032
I don't share my snap with asians. Sorry.
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I can snap my penis, if that counts.
>>688601032
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>>688601262
Roll for the swimming kid
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>>688601830
sure, why not
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>>688600384
bump
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>>688601830

This
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>>688600384
spaming this
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>>688591392
is OP's tinder profile of a girl or a guy?
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>>688601032
yeah, you caught me, i'm fake lol ;)
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>>688601830
rolling
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>>688601830

Roll
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If dubs OP gives his digits and has a romantic dinner date at his local Wendys
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>>688600384
spammerooney
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>>688601991
A girl you fucking fag
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>>688601830

Rollin
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>>688601830
dubs god please
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>>688601032
yeah, I'll add you, what's yours?
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>>688600384
spam spam spam spam spammity spaaaaam
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>>688601830
This
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I'm real. And I want us to be real
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>>688601032
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them he- he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit! All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Reese and them. Did you not see in this bitch remix?! I jus hit anotha lick, stained his ass cause he a bitch, I know you ain't with this shits. Y'all need to stop- I swear to god yo. That shit irk me the fuckin most bro when somebody sittin up there talkin up there talkin bout nah Chief Keef aint about that he ain't be rappin about that. SHUT THE FUCK UP! I know when a real nigga rap cause I feel that shit, AND I FEEL KEEF. Thats it. Fuck you mean. That's my fuckin nigga
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>>688601830
Come on
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>>688602088
winrar
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>>688602088
do we check these
>>688602166
or these
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>>688602035
THIS
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>>688600384
spam
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>>688601032
Yeah, give me your snap, and I'll add you
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>>688602166
WINRAR
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>>688602166
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>>688602125
rolllll
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>>688602088
A lot of the suggestions were things about OP cumming on the person he's talking to, so you'll have to excuse my confusion
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Prove to me that you're a real man first ;)
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>>688600384
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>>688602230
I'm not going to post my own dubs, that's a cheat
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>>688602304
OP's a guy, but profile is girl
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>>688600384
Statistically speaking, this shouldn't happen.
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>>688602289
Holy shit I meant to type "pants".
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I'm only 4 inches, but as girthy as a baguette
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