Why do you believe in a magic book?

>>688591000
why do i check em?

>>688591608
idk. We were told to. and i believe it

>>688591000
How many pairs of temple garments do you own? Also, what the fuck are you doing on /b?

>>688591000
do you doubt your religion at all?
and bump for trips

>>688592366
Op here. I currently do not own any temple garments. I just use the temples. And im a bad mormon

>>688591000
How's it feel knowing that the elders fuck all those hot young girls while you cucks are off walking around in third world shit hole countries?

I only worship beyonce she's queen, can you tell me how you're religion is better than yoncė, should I convert or nah,.

Take that Book of Mormon and shove it up your ass you soul soliciting pig fucker.

>>688592410
I do have some doubts. But mostly i believe it all

Why do you guys always show up at my door, even though I politely decline your services? Is it the lemonade I offered? The cookies? I don't understand, I was just being a gracious host, now leave me the fuck alone

>>688591000
what makes Mormonism the correct church?

>>688592857
Usually they only come once if you deny them. It is probably new missionaries of the show up again

>>688591000
Are you gay?

>>688593073
We have the "priesthood" No other religion in the world has this.

>>688591000
whats the point faggot? what do i gain from hanging out with you?.. you have nothing i want.

>>688593257
No i personally am not. We do not hate gay people. We love every one no matter there faith or life style. Unless they are like hitler

>>688592568
The ghost of Joseph Smith told me to tell you to go fuck yourself. He also said there won't be any room for you on planet Kolob. Still want to spend time on /b instead of ruining people's Sunday afternoons by doing missionary work?

>>688593380
I dont understand. Do you mean the missionaries? Well if you do then they teach you more about the church and if you do not want that then that is fine

>>688591000
What are your thoughts on the church of Beyoncé? Should I convert or nah?

>>688593632
Tell him i said hi. Well missionaries do thing on every day of the week. I dont see how we ruin the day by knocking on your door and asking if you want to talk

>>688591000
are you from Utah?

>>688594212
No

Any Utah fags lurkin?
Tville checkin in.

>>688594326
have you met any Utah Mormons?

>>688594872
Yes. They are no different. I am in Nebraska.

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I currently go to church every Sunday and it is a crock of shit bro the only good thing is community here is my wife. Fuck the Mormon church and FUCK Joseph smith

Are you tired of wearing that shit...? ummm.... garmend? garment?

>>688595132
Im sorry that you do not enjoy your church. But not all churches are bad.

>>688591000
Will you admit it L Ron did it better than Joe Smith?

>>688595132
I'd rather fuck your wife

>>688595226
We only have to wear "Nice" clothes on sunday

>>688592038
It's a breddy gud book. I've read it 4 times.

What special powers do your magic pajamas convey?

>>688591000
Do you remember our ancient rites brother?

>>688595367
No i cant. Joseph Smith is the true prophet

>>688594212
Yes.

Were you sad when LaVoy Finnicum died?

>>688595462
Ok... another one.
Do you have a recomendation for a temple?

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>>688591000
>000

god is a joke

>>688595559
It actually is. Quite a bit of action

>>688595310
Who the fuck said all churches are bad I said fuck the Mormons you dumb fucking cunt. Mornings are the worst religion they hate everyone and think everyone's going to hell except them they are holding society back progression as a people is damned because they're fucking self righteous

>>688591000
why do you all dress like flight attendants

>>688595876
Yes. I have a temple recommend

>>688591000
Do you practice "soaking?"

Also, if you're right, does that mean other non-mormon Christians are going to hell or nah?

>>688595895
Dr. House is not a joke. Neither is god

>>688591000
Is the play any good?

>>688591000
What branch/ward/stake? Did you ever lie declaring tithes so you could get your recommend?

What's Tom Cruse like in real life? Is he really like your king or something?

>>688595747
pffft prophet profit

you don't have the best Smith...Will Smith

Do you believe the anti nigger shit your church has endorsed?

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>>688591000
Joseph Smith was a convicted con artist. It's a matter of public record. Doesn't that bother you?

>>688595986
I ment mormon churches. And we are actually really forgiving. You dont understand how hard it is to got to hell in the mormon religion. The only real way to go to hell is if god is truly presented to you and you reject him. We do not hate anyone. We respect every faith

>>688596027
What's your name so I can find where you live and tell your bishops he can be excommunicated for looking at women's tits and pussy. You Center fuck you. You sit here on a website probably the worst website or it least one of them and then you go to church you hypocrite you son of a bitch. You going to a place where people considered sacred that don't look at porn and you sit here draining your cock to other men's wives and then go worship your so-called God and his temple fuck you you're the worst kind of person if there is a hell you will go to it

>>688596258
I did before my mission. Top that faggots.

>>688596095
Ive never heard of "Soaking"
And no. When you pass away you have a chance to change. Like i said. It is very hard to go to hell

>>688591000
Ask a moron anything?
No thanks.

>>688596272
you're confusing the morons with the superior cult, Scientology

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Do you understand how absurd the belief in a god is?

>>688596426
Jesus was tried and convicted as well.


Goes with the territory friendo.

>>688596174
Its very funny

>>688596027
Wow, being on /b/ and seeing lots of things you are not supposed to see... your recommend is in actual danger. Hope a priest doesn't mind...

>>688593464
>We do not hate gay people. We love every one no matter there faith or life style.
Bullshit. Your church spent 100 million bucks trying to put homos out of their jobs and homes with Prop. 8. You're full of shit

>>688596258
Well i am part of the LDS mormon church. It is the largest branch. And yes i did. Ill repent at some point

>>688591000
How do magnets work?

> checked

How do di-pole magnets work?

>>688591000
Got yourself a set of ugly wives yet?

>>688591000
I've been following this thread I would not want to ask you one goddamn fucking thing you were the most boring son of a bitch I've ever seen on /b/. Please grow a few brain cells realize how retarded the concept of God is especially within the Mormon religion

>>688596776
Where did you see that???

>>688596725
> priest
I've been a priest for 8 years (not OP). Being a priest above the age of 18 is nothing to be proud of.

>>688596592
that's when you put your dick in a girl, but don't move

it's what Joseph Smith did to break in his daughter

>>688596592
It's practically impossible. Denying a true testimony given through witness of the holy ghost is preeeeety hard.

>>688591000
Why did god change his mind about black people in 1978
And what is kolab

>>688596592
So even if I'm an atheist I can still be saved in case there is a God and it happens to be yours?

Soaking is when you put your dick in her pussy but don't move. This is technically not sex since there's no thrusting and Cumming involved. I've read somewhere that some clever Mormons practice it in order to not sin but still get some.

>>688596924
We do not practice Polygamy

>>688596690
Joe Smith became a zombie too?

How far back in your lineage can you find cousin fuckers?

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>>688596855
You have have idea what a branch is.