Hi /b/
Dubs decides what I say, start rolling
Pick dick?
Is it possible to consider myself a feminist and not be excited about casting my vote for Hillary in the general election?
>>688573891
I poured some dim sum on my hoo hoo dilly. Will wuuv me long time?
Send dick picture
Can you tell me what your diet and exercise is like? I'm trying to gain weight and you seem like the perfect one to ask about it.
>>688574540
reroll
>>688574554
NOOOOOOOOO REROLL
>>688574534
reroll
Would you let me fr*cking splodge inside your hot damp clamp?
>>688574719
rolling
>>688574615
check my dubs
>>688574719
one more
>>688574766
winnrar OP deliver.
>>688574534
rerollin
>>688574766
witnessed
>>688574766
kek
>>688574766
rofl
Say: Can you purchase a cucumber any possibly squat on it for me? SEND ME THE VIDEO TOO!
>>688574888
Eight.
>>688574888
kek of the demigods
>>688574888
what a waste
>>688574888
Heres your prize
after the dim sum thing and she responds,
>"you heard me you twat waffle"
trying for trips: "So what happened with your eyes?.. haha i mean like were you just born like that?"
>>688575160
>>688575118
rolling for dis
Are we human? Or are we dancer?
Show me where you piss from?
>>688575500
WINNER
>>688575124
A blurry picture of alcohol taken by a teenager after he just got a fake ID? Neat.
sorry if thats insensitive i was just trying to break the ice haha do you wanna go get some coffee on saturday? i know a great place nearby
Is your dad in prison? Because if I was your dad I'd be in prison.
>>688575500
winner winner chicken dinner
>>688575500
Winrar!
>>688575612
Indeed most people cant tell the liquor :) good points to you sir
>>688575934
I'm an alcoholic, I wish I couldn't tell what that picture was.
>>688575500
OP here, No response from other girl will deliver this one with someone else
>>688576068
I was at one time in my life rehab made me buy non alcoholic beer
>>688576193
That's cool with me pal, as long as you DO deliver faggot.
Start rolling
>>688575695
what made you so fat? was it cake?
>>688576841
Sharpie in pooper
>>688576274
Tried that. Non alcoholic beer is a) more expensive b) a tease.
>>688576841
Can you shove your phone up your bumhole while its filming?
>>688577077
What he meant to say is "I'm just curious"
Holy shit she tried to call me
>>688577318
I learned that the hard way bought O'Douls. I felt cheated so I got Bud Ice, Natural Ice, and Stag. I never learned shit in AA
An Englishman, an Irishman and a paki walked into a bar....
>>688576841
Is it true Latino girls period blood is '2' parts sriracha?
>get
>>688577849
It's my smooth britfag moves, buddy.
>>688578199
winrar
>>nice get
>>688577849
OP delivar
>>688577939
Work is the only thing keeping me a "functioning" alcoholic to be honest. I still hit the blow/meth occasionally but drugs were never a problem with me. Which I find odd. I have the self-control do smoke meth and rail lines all night but not to spend every extra earned dollar on getting a drink in me.
>>688578199
Will deliver, new girl though these bitches aren't responding
>normie faggot that doesn't even black out his name when posting screencaps
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
do you suck nigger cock?
>>688578526
My life story.
>>688578745
Probs a fake account and fuck her bruh.
>>688578526
Nice man at least you are maintaining I got addicted to doing PCP at parties lol and would just pass out some nights in the street. I have a job as a tree cutter for $23.96 an hour.
>>688578834
What do you do for work, if you don't mind me asking?
Side note, sorry about your thread OP but fuck you, you can't stop these fingers I'm wrecked.
>>688579003
Nice man, good wage. Yeah downers are brutal, I can't do them anymore. Mixing them with alcohol is a bit too dangerous.
>>688578636
k, den
>>688578997
>his name
I obviously don't give a shit about that random bitch, retard. You're just as fucking stupid as OP
Roll
>>688579335
well squeeze some out on some french fries and get your fat ass over here
>>688579247
Shit man I learned that the hard way mixed pcp in my cocktails and would just get fucking destroyed
>>688579003
Self control, meth and drugs, all night. Yep you got a grip on that one bud. Junkies in denial are the funny ones, you dont even realise yet how mentally fucked you are.
>>688579335
I'm gonna milk my tits while we fuck while singing the Jago theme from Killer Instinct as loud as I can
>>688579587
roll
I'm going in for a taste. What's your address
>>688579247
Think you missed the comment you was trying to reply to. Fuck off.
I'm a cunt muncher and you mum is my best customer.
>>688579647
Haha I really don't man until I pass out in a random place or black out and wake up like 3-4 days later
>>688579868
reroll
>>688579868
Rerollorino
>>688579255
Proof?
I'm bored
Spur this along
>>688579686
reroll
>>688580144
Dubs checked
>>688579871
No, I replied to the correct people. The side note was for OP, not for you. hence me addressing OP.
>>688579647
Yeah, you can do meth if you have self-control. Keep hugging your fear mongering posters.
>>688579609
Yeah I hear you. Was into banging dilaudid for a while but knocked that off when I was too high to go into the bank and puked in a flower bed in busy down town midday.
>>688580093
My proof of you being retarded? For one, it's your asking for fucking proof of your own stupidity. At least turn 18 before you start browsing here you inbred scum.
I'm joking bitch calm your tits. What you up to later?
>>688580785
roll
>>688580398
can i suck on your feet zoe
sorry i was looking up pick up lines on the internet im just nervous and want to hang out w you
>>688580888
>>688580451
Holy shit man that sounds awful my girlfriend is still with me because she thinks I can get better but PCP is hard to let go plus over 36 liquor stores in my area hard to let go
>>688580785
reroll
>>688580888
win
>>688581059
Figure it out quick. Take my word for it, you can only apologize so many times.
>>688580888
I know it's not dubs but Ill still respect your trips
>>688580888
Winrar! Feets for the fags. Topanon.
>>688581486
you da man OP
Do you have a rape fetish? I do
>>688581419
Yeah I might just enter myself in a hospital to get help so I can get healed quicker and just drink for enjoyment and stop my drug problem.
jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>688581706
reroll
>>688581860
reroll
>>688581486
>>688581486
Widdly doo, I'm going to spew on your vajoojoo
>>688581706
Rerollorino
>>688581719
My advice would be to focus on one thing at a time. Just think of what you can lose.
This shit always happens too. I end up giving advice to random strangers which I should be taking myself but never do.
MODS
>>688582029
Dafuq you babbling about?
>>688582180
>there is a nigger in one of the screenshots
Pisshead anon here too. I'm currently pulling life off. Just moderate yourself.
>>688581973
Haha I need to focus on school but I'm to strung out to do that shit but somehow keep my job as a tree cutter which is enough money every 2 weeks to pay rent :) Thanks for the advice
>>688581916
reroll
Keep this convo going
send this
>>688582305
Someone will pop a cap in his ass sooner or later. have some fucking patience anon.
>>688582471
Sebastian Shaw? Yeah that fucker is evil as shit.
>>688582695
kek
Do you like anal? And do you have your own strapon or do we need mine?
>>688582471
no, sorry, why?
you wanna hang out ;)
Did Sebastian suck on your feet?
>>688582471
Sebastian bach. I fucking love skid row
>>688582772
reroll
>>688582899
Checked
>>688582887
Off by 1
ReRoll
>>688582462
You got it.
Good luck with everything man.
Yeah, Sebastian let me suck his
>>688582999
Trips wasted
>>688582999
Thanks again :) nice trips
>>688583066
Winrar
>>688583090
HEH. My bad. Since I got trips, OP pick whatever you want.
>>688582772
reroll
>>688582899
check em
>>688582471
Sebastian? Yeah He been my nigga since 8th grade, im up in that ass bi-weekly, nah mean? Anyways, sup with you girl? Finna bust a nut on that ass, holla at me bitch
Sebastian? Deep memes.
>>688583566
winrar
>>688582899
WINRAR
I'm secretly a pedophile but I'd give up my convictions for your chimichanga
I'd like to tongue punch your fart box
I also enjoy watersports.
>>688584077
You don't know me now but you will after ;)
>>688584134
Rolling for me.
What is love?
I'm gonna lick start your shit box
Flim zongz 4 dee nig nogz
>>688584255
Winrar
>>688584255
check em
>>688583895
How about you make me dinner and I make it so you can't shit right for a week?
i really really like this picture
>>688584371
Roll
>>688584288
rar
>>688584371
Rerolllll
>>688584371
roll
>>688584371
re, too good to let go
>>688584288
Kek
>>688584371
rollin
>>688584288
check em
>>688584255
Do it OP!
>>688584371
Roll
I'm letting an online board dictate what I say.
wuts yur dads name lol
>>688584371
Roll
>>688584371
they see me rollin
Means we're going to have rough sex and will end in you becoming pregnant
>>688584371
reroll
I can cum buckets
>>688584371
roll
>>688585111
check 'em
>>688585111
TRIPLE WIN HOLY SHIT
>>688585111
>>688585111
winrar
>>688585111
Checked
>>688584870
it means prepeare your anus
>>688585138
Rolleroni
>>688585111
WOW
>>688585111
WINRARWINRARWINRAR
OP, please deliver
>>688585138
Rerollin
>>688585288
Checked
>>688585288
Winrar
>>688584870
Classic, loving it.
It means ass to mouth, love. Do you think you'd like that? I'm ready and willing.
>>688585138
>>688585288
Winner
>>688585288
Shit but checked....
>>688585732
We can have the cum buckets for dinner
>>688585732
I'll make you a sasuage if you na what i meen
>>688585858
That's...Special.
>>688585732
im getting mixed messages here do you want me to make dinner or fuck you?
I like lacing brownies with my shirt covered seven and feeding it to starving children in africa.
>>688585858
Op you have to count this
Have you ever fucked a nigger? I'm easy but I have standards.
Why the fuck does she keep saying good for you?
>>688585858
You i like you
>>688585732
We can skip dinner, prepare your anus.
>>688585989
Roll
I think this one has slipped the hook?
>>688586064
Its been a while since you shat on my chest
>>688586064
She wants the D. if she didnt she would have left long ago
>>688586064
for you actually
I want you to start living as a gay woman. and I want you to have a gay relationship.
>>688586112
Roll
I bet you like niggers, Me and my pal Tyrone can take turns with you pretty girl, you in?
>>688585732
oooh what a time to be alive!
I like little kids I'm a pedo
>>688586023
Reroll
>>688586233
WINRAR
link her to this thread
>>688586233
Wiener
>>688586312
Roll
>>688586326
Roll
Shut your whore mouth, if you don't stop talking to me right this instant I will COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND RAPE YOUR GRANDMA. Your dad will be next, and then I'll put you in the back of my uncle Tim's white van, and just letting you know: There won't be any free candy this time.
Ooo what a lovely tea party
>>688586312
Rerolling
>>688586064
you're really pretty zoe, like crazy beautiful
>>688586433
WINNNNNRRRRRRAAAAAR
>>688586433
Fucking checked n kekked
>>688586326
roll
>>688586433
RAR
>>688586312
Rooll
>>688586433
Winrar!
>>688586312
Rolling
I AM GOING TO PLOW YOUR ASS ON THE DINNER TABLE WHILE UR FAMILY IS EATING
>>688586433
RINRAR!!!!
>>688586674
Roll
>>688586278
roll
>>688586433
OP pls deliver
>>688586674
Rerolling
zoe, can we just be friends?
>>688585858
Same poster here. Loving that number. Rerolling for this
How many niggers does it take to fuck my ass?
She's offline now, new person
OP is kill
Hell yeah 'Murica!
>>688586433
Checked
>>688586674
Rolling
Mind if I give you the ole lickaroo?
>>688586674
Roll
I like ya, and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Choice is yours
>>688585858
Does this count as trips in a way?
Either way, rolling for this
>>688578745
>>688579255
>>688580685
/b/ doesn't belong to autistic teenagers, sorry
hey dude you wanna go watch warcraft
>>688586674
Rolling
>>688587181
Reroll
KEK THIS BITCH HAS BEEN TRYING TO MESSAGE ME THIS WHOLE TIME, DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT
>>688587383
OP IS GOD
>>688585858
rolling
>>688587383
Send this
You know, ever since I was a young man I was in love with watermelon. I ate it every day. I ate it with salt, I ate it with cinnamon, I fried it and boiled it too. I knew everything about it! I knew that the watermelon felt like cheek tissue when you put it in the microwave. I put that to good use when I turned twelve. I cut a small hole in the melon and started thrusting, but suddenly my father came in! "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT!", He said. My pants were already down, so he just put his big papa john in me. He pushed it to the left and right. He pushed it up and down, oh lord it felt so good. I'm telling you this today because I want us to do the same thing.
>>688587383
Send tihs one
>>688587617
Rolling
My dick is bigger than your head, I'll cum on your motherfucking elbows
>>688587617
Roll
>>688587577
Winner
>>688587617
Roll
>>688587617
rollo
>>688587176
Reroll
>>688587617
Raul
>>688587617
roll
>>688577965
a bomb goes off and we all winrar