>>688573010
Pour water on the cat, they love that shit.

I moved out last year. Really miss the cats. Tell us about your cat

>>688573553
My cat is my spirit animal. It hates everyone but me, and sort of tolerates me as long as I don't pick it up. It's been having problems with this big old black beast of a tomcat that roams the neighbourhood. The other night I awoke because the beast had entered my house and climbed onto my bed, where my cat and I slept, and my cat courageously defended me from the intruder.

>>688573010
Don't worry about it, my cat does that all the time with the dishwasher (even when it's not on) and the cabinets
Cats are weird

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>>688574320
I moved the stove and looked and didn't see anything and that motherfucker still keeps staring.

>>688574264

Nooo way dude that's awesome

>>688574610

Have you taken a look?

>>688574610
he sees dead people

Animals are very receptive to spirits/ paranormal shit

>>688574610
Yeah, cats are some weird shit, you can take down the whole house, and the cat will still be floating there.

>>688574610
Cat whisperer here.

He's telling you to roast a chicken.

>>688575178
You are talking out of your ass every time you talk about 'spirits' or 'paranormal shit'

Please don't talk out of your fucking ass

>>688575178
Why aren't they the stars of paranormal activity? Fag.

>>688574610
Ignore him, he's just fucking with you.

>>688573010
Cat's obviously defective, kill it get a new one.

>>688574610
what a dumbfuck

Cute cat anon

Your cat is hitler reincarnated he's telling you to start the ovens

>>688575178
i mean besides that shit doesnt exist, sure

>>688576808
>I'm closed minded and edgy

I want to fuck your cat

>>688576939
Get a life, virgin. Back to your anime and furry cartoons.

>>688576883
>I call things edgy when they're not
>I am a hippy-dippy new age cuntlick

>>688577022
Grow up, edgy kid.

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>>688575486
Oh, so you're the expert l've been looking for.

>>688573010
its a ghost

>>688573010
He bet all the other cats in the neighborhood that he could get you to move the stove.

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>>688576808
Ya know for sure huh?

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>>688575832
You dear sir are the faggot

fuckin morons. There was a mouse or sth like that

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It's still doing it.

>>688579154
Cum on the cat. Cats love cum

>>688573010

wait. 10 hours? Take that cat to a vet. Fucking moggy probably had a stroke.

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>>688579661
It was weird. I went to bed and woke up and it was still just obsessed with the stove. It moved to higher ground now but is still watching it. I propped the oven up and there's nothing there that I can see.

>>688579986
Best bet: there's something rotting inside. Check everything on the fucking stove.

Or just clean the shit out of it;.

>>688579986
Jesus fuck Op!

Clean that fucking kitchen up!

>>688580480
Does smell pretty bad.

>>688574610
typical unkempt plebian as well. Learn to clean faggot

>>688577127
Don't be so disrespectful. He is not a kid, he is a Lord.

>>688580539
I just throw most of my stuff on the floor in the corner because I don't have a garbage can.

>>688580664
show and tell OP

>>688580908
I can't show you a smell over the internet.

>>688574264

that tomcat is your spirit animal

your cat is a demon trying to consume you, hence hating everyone else but you, as to separate you from them

that tomcat went all the way to save you

>>688580851
Where in fuck do I start...?

So how do you take the trash out - in a bag? Hang that fucker off a cabinet handle/door for now.

Look at that Goddamned stove! You've never wiped the side. How often do you do the front?

Jesus Christ Almighty! Who puts their pots and pans on the floor? Sink full, I'd bet.

Good Lord man - you make your food in there. Keep it clean.

And you're complaining it smells like rotten food.
SMFH

>>688573010
fuck cliffhangers op i wanna know

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>>688580851
Classy.

>>688577707
Apparently you do.

>>688581773
I wipe the stove top sometimes, but never the sides. I just put the pots and pans on the floor cause I was moving the stove. The sink is empty.

>>688581790
Me too. I think the cat might just be doing it to piss me off.

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>>688581773

Holy shit, something's actually down there. I put the stove back down, and then I noticed my cat perk up a minute later. I can hear something moving around.

>>688583687
probably a rat/mouse
itll know the cat is there

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your cat saw something

>>688574264
the fact you like a pet that barely tolerates you and its a complete shit to everyone else shows how fucking stupid cat people are, you're the type to enjoy an abusive relationship bc you don't understand how shitty the basis of your reality really is cat scrub

>>688577022
You are a good person. Keep it up. They're retards.

>>688584596
I want a pet that doesn't need mollycoddling like a stupid dog. I got things to do besides walking around dumbass dogs and picking up feces. My cat walks itself, cleans itself, feeds itself.

I'm sort of fond of it, I hope it doesn't get sick because I will not be putting effort into treating it if it's something expensive or annoying.

>>688585560
If you aren't gonna put effort in then you shouldn't have it in the first place
Goddamn people these days

>>688583687
Tip it on its back
Grab a screwdriver. You may have to take it apart. Cats can hear sounds up to 60k Hz or so. May even be a bug. Check it out.

>>688585560
Jesus fucking cheesesticks what you just described sounds like you dont want a pet you just like occassionally scooping shit out of sand and watching cats

>>688574610
I bet he saw or thought he saw a mouse. My cats did the same thing and it turned out we had a mouse.

>>688585560
>cleans itself
so do dogs
>feeds itself
eh no. cats hunt but you still have to feed it
>picking up shit
toilet train it you spastic. then again, you put zero effort into actually having a pet (completely not the point, btw) so im hardly surprised that miniscule bit of effort is beyond you, you cretin

>>688585933
Don't own a screwdriver. I think my cat will catch it eventually, she's not a bad hunter, plus she apparently has good siege capabilities. Maybe I'll turn the oven on, see if that drives it out.

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>>688584596
Don't visit /b/ on a Saturday, m8.

>>688579986
I still think it might be a mouse. Mice can hide in the crazy of places that you will never see.

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>>688573010
>there might be something down there.
Dont you open that TRAP DOOOOR!

>>688573010
Cat has autism

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>>688573010
Cat knows that you hide skeletons under the stove

>>688579986
He's telling you to clean your fucking house. Pots and dishes on the floor??? WTF?

>>688579986
Your house is filthy. Good thing you got a cat because vermin.

>>688579986
Whatever it is, it's probably under the floorboards. Maybe you should check.

This is what I'll do when I win the the lottery. I won't clean shit anymore. No more washing dishes. No more doing laundry. No more taking garbage out. Eat at restaurants every day. Just buy new clothes. When the house gets too full buy a house down the street.

>>688574610
Looks more like he hears something based on the way he angles his ears. Something is crittering around under the floor.

>>688590452
Or maybe in the stove itself.

Your floors are full of garbage and there is a mouse living inside your stove.

>>688584070
wtf is that pic about?

>>688574610
Are you sure he's alive?

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