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>>688568386

O.D. on drugs in 1 hour

rape my sister in the poopy hole

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this.

>>688568386
masturbated

>>688568386
Fap until my dick falls off.

go visit a few people and settle some score

play Saints Row

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>>688568386

420 blaze it, dude!

Go put on some Jam & Spoon and get drunk on some of my best stuff.

>>688568647
trudeau gone wild

>>688568386
Walk across the street and kill that neighbor of mine who always gives me dirty looks.

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>Meet up with my brothers who are willing to spend their last together time, take my parents and sister with me if they are willing come
>call my ex and tell her goodbye before I go
>get that bottle of scotch on my table. Jager too.
>go to a sea side, play Kiss the World Goodbye
>talk with friends, cuddle with gf, have a good last time laugh
>smile, it could've been the biblical apocalypse

>>688569877
you're not going to have enough time to do all of that.

you only have 2 hours to live

kill my dope dealer and just shoot a shit load of heroin

>>688569877
gay

>>688569877
kek cuck till the end

pathetic

>>688570245
Most of my friends are 1 hour distance away from me and I live near seaside. So yeah I got time.

Would rob liquor store get super smashed and drive really fast

Get on the roof of my apartment with my camcorder and record the approaching fire wall so I can upload it to Liveleak.

jerk off for 1 hour 59 minutes, then tell my family i'm a pedophile.

Did it just fall straight down like that? lel

i think im the kind of person who goes over the edge kicking and screaming...i have to say i would try to find someway out of the situation..it is just water..we do have boats..

>>688568386
cancel my amazon orders

call nasa tell them to get that spaceship out.

>>688568386
move out of europe and watch the extra terrestrial ethnic cleansing wash away the stains upon our planet.

>>688570675
r u?

>>688569877
>call my ex
>cuddle with gf

does your gf know you think of your ex when you fuck her ?

>>688571040
no

I go fuck the hottest girl in town, kill my fucking cunt co-worker and chill with the kids till it comes

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Put on sunscreen 30 minutes before the wave hits and put on some water wings

>>688571031
BUILD AN ARK!

>>688568386
build a raft. tie myself to it.

put on scuba diving equipment and wait

2 chicks at the same time, I'd probably go to work and hate fuck the hr bitch first though

fuck my mom.

then eat her.

>>688568386
fap

>>688571350
haha gnarly

>>688571140
Nah. No. I don't really feel much about her anymore. However we've been trough a lot troughout the years. It'd be wrong to leave without goodbyes.

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>>688568386
Sell my prized stallion

>>688568386
Fuck / rape the hot asain bitch in my office.

After cummin go home to wife and cuddle until dead.

>>688568386
Get on plane

start an antitsunami to counteract the tsunami, they'll hit and cancel each other out

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Build wall to keep wave out of USA

First Id hop in my car and go to my dads house to bust open his gun case and grab the m4. Then id proceed to the local pharmacy and point the gun in the pharmacists face and force the, to open the safe to give me all the schedule ii opiates, a bag of rigs and a rubber tourniquet. Then id proceed to get so i high i die.

>>688571861
so you're just going to jump into the ocean from a boat to create an equally powerful wave?

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>>688569877
>tfw not blasting Final Countdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

>>688571983
sure, why not

Look for a hot air balloon or blimp to steal, grab some scuba gear and extra air, and inflatable raft, as much food I could get, fishing gear. Take my 6 shooter with me. Maybe I could live or die tryin

>>688571162
I like you.

>>688571841
Where the fuck are you going to land?

>>688568386
fuck yo mama

Eat a whole head of lettuce.

>>688568386
I mean I guess I could finish up my WoW dailies.

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I'm from Malta, so unless this meteor struck the Med, I'm safe. But let's assume it did.

We have great high ground and most people will be panicking like shit. Phone network locked up, internet might fuck up due to people abandoning posts or w/e. Or power goes out because the power plants might do an emergency shutdown to prevent any explosions or massive damages, thinking this is survivable.

So I can't reach my friends and the only 2 people within reach are my ex-friend whom I had unfortunate beef with and my mother. I go down to clear shit up and make my peace, then I'd comfort Mother and ask her if she wants to join me to a nearby field down the road from my flat.

It's where I buried our cat 3 years ago. I visit on the day every year to sit for an hour, on a small ground-level well, surrounded by flowers and a bit of peace. Seems like the best place to die.

keep drinking beer while i drive up the hill too the cliff edge, reminisce, and watch it all unfold. Sweet relief from life.

>>688568386
alcohol

>>688570598
Good luck getting through traffic when literally everybody else on the planet is going to be panic driving away.

I'm a Jew so I'd just wait for our ayy lmao allies to beam me up and then return later on to repopulate the Earth with only Jews.

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>>688568386
Play a quick round of csgo then fap , finally kill my neighbors cat

>>688572061
This may actually work.

cast reflect right before the wave hits me

>>688568386
I would spend the last 2 hours of my life with my wife and 2 children. I think I would have us all lie in bed hugging together. My children are 3 years old and 3 months old so far too young to understand.

I would put my 3 year old's favorite show on. Bubble guppies. We will lie there watching bubble guppies while my wife and I discuss all the good times we had together and how much we love each other.

We will kiss our children and tell them we love them very much.

Right up until the last moment of life my wife and I will cling to each other and our children. We will hold on to each second of life in live, making each second count as precious as they are as possible until the end.

>>688573004
>not having a family gangbang
faggot

>>688572120
Really good point bro.

>seaplane ... what?!

Drop acid and load my gun. Shoot self right before I drown.

Have sex with a lot of men

Well since everyone would be in pandemonium, and rioting the streets id probably just call my mom and stay on the phone with her untill we are cut off. Even though she is only 20 minutes away, theres no chance id make it to her before shit got real.

Think.

The rest of my meth and blow, and slam the 4 tall cans I have left. Kick my feet up, music on, wait.

>>688573004
This made me sade

Try to drive fast enough to see her again before I die

>>688573004
jesus christ. this actually made me tear up a little i must be going gay

Go out and shoot all niggers I see. Rape as many girls as possible. Then when I see the wave approaching I pray to Jesus for forgiveness so that I go to heaven.

>>688573305
Sea plane may work.

>>688568386
Go to Germany and wait for safety.
Small country is small.

>>688573004
fuck that, i'd use your kids as surfboards and ride the wave through to the end, when we reach land, i'd fuck your wife in the chili ring.

Go to another country so I don't die

>>688568386
Find a child to rape to death

>>688573816
Steal massive boat put on top of mountain put bunch of people in. hope 4 best.

Go to work, steal a fully fuelled plane and fly that fucker around until it's out of fuel.

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I'd buy a damn scuba suit + oxygen for hours and maybe some inflatable

>>688573730
>>688573997
You're dead in 2 hours anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYoqtBEzuiQ

>>688574019
sicko.

>>688568386
Go into my bomb shelter, seal the door, and wait a couple days.

The joys of being a prepperfag..

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>>688568386
Do/smoke and drink copious amounts of coke, weed and booze, then in a drug and booze induced superman stupor high of epic proportions dare the fucking wave to take me.

>>688573730
The wave might not be able to reach Kazakhstan or the middle of russia. Good answer.

>>688569144
haahaha

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>>688572753
lvl 99 wizard

>>688574079
Nigga how you getting a big ass boat up a mountain within an hr

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>>688574123
You'd PAY for that shit? When the end of days is upon us all?

Faggot to the end I guess huh.

>>688574296
wait a couple of days and then emerge under an ocean?

>>688574572
steal one of those 2.

>>688574451
Yeah but pretty sure whatever atmospheric blast would. And that'd get there a hell of a lot quicker than 2 hours.

Probably just shitpost on 4chan since it's the closest thing I have to friends. Maybe download and fap to cp to see what it's all about.

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>>688568386
>Go to local gas station
>Buy all the gummy worms they have
>Stand on street corner throwing gummies at people
>Tell them repent or the Gummy Lord will destroy Earth
>Keep throwing them until the wave comes
>Die as the only prophet of the Gummy Lord
>Become the next Mohammed
>mfw Mohammed of Gummy
>mfw civilization rebuilds with me as the new Jesus/Mohammed and gummy worms as the new God

>>688574733
its a wave not a water generator it would settle down in a year or 2.

Rape and pillage. Just rape and pillage

smoke weed

Kill all the tickets possible an when I'm in hell is replace Satan himself

>>688574733
I'm far above sea level. The other anon is correct. I'd be fine. You guys started a thread about the one thing I'm legitimately worried about. Because it's the one thing most people think will never happen.

Burn my house down as the wave approaches to fight the water.

Stand in front of wave see if there is next life.

>>688573004
>not doing everything in your power to try and save your children.

I'd be killing 100 people and ramming everyone in traffic to get on a plane or anything high before i let my children die

Learn how to swim

>>688574790
What a nigga?

You should probably test him first by grabbing him by the toe. If he squeals let him go.

Hail the gummy god

>>688575134
but even if the bomb shelter if made out of reinforced concrete wouldn't that much sudden pressure crush it?

>>688575335

You put a dent in my car before the wave hits and I'd shoot your kids in the face.

Watch this movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaoF6byFQFU

if this happens it is clear we are destined to die so why fight it any longer.

>>688575463
My property has a large hill on it. I just dug into the hill and built it there. The doorway is thick as fuck, and I have two doors, one concrete and the other is sandwiched steel and other shit. I'm protected on the other sides by 10+ feet of packed earth.

Why the fuck not

>>688575509
Are you really this violent anon?

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>>688573118
my sides

>>688568386
Leave my country in an hour so I get to live.

>>688575843
Only on the internet. In real life I'm a blazingly soft faggot.

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Call Morgan Freeman and follow him around.

That nigga can survive or mitigate any disaster.

>>688575970
You know he died in Deep Impact, right? A movie about a fucking meteor striking earth?

So much rape. My dick would be run completely dry.

>>688575732
still...a wave that can cover a good portion of the continent would exert tremendous force...i'm just curious if that would be a viable survival plan

>>688575970
Morgan Freeman is god

>>688575946
Ah, scared me there for a second.

>>688576074
You need to rewatch that shit, then bro. he didn't die.

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Put some porn magazines in a waterproof plastic bag then pull a Jonah on the wave and get swallowed by a whale. Live inside the big fish for a decade before returning to land.

>>688576142
I had a lot of consultants come in and help me with it. My kids would have to survive in there, so I wasn't fucking around. On top of that, I've got a degree in structural engineering and one in physics, so I had a good start before I even started digging.

>>688575970
>>688576074
Kek

>>688576323
That nigga died of radiation sickness from the fallout. It was in the after credits scene

>>688571242
...and then the raft gets flipped upside down.

>>688568386
>a large wave will cover your entire country

cawabunga dude

>>688576323
He didn't? Wait, wait. I'm thinking of the President in Day after Tomorrow. Presidents don't die enough in movies.

Evacuate through the Stargate to alpha site.

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>>688576388
you know you can't live inside whales right buddy

>>688568634
Why not rape her in the bed room?

>>688576547
You've gotta ride the wave dude

>>688576142
can you successfully simulate such an event and be totally sure that it would hold?

>>688573816
Goddamn dude, that's cold. But a good call.

play witcher

>>688572120
ITT: retards that don't know how waves work

>>688568556
This is honestly the best option. Also, be naked the entire time.

Get drunk and high with my dad

>>688570870
kek

>>688568386
Seeing as how all of my family is 5 hours away, just go to the bar and have a few drinks, maybe shoot a game or two of pool. Accept the inevitable but at least go out drunk.

Get camera
Get wifi sd card
Sync to phone for immediate upload
Film the next ad for 5 gum
????
Profit!

I'd probably did in two hours

Live in Iceland. Nothing but mountains all around the country. 95% of country could be at over 400 meters above sea line in an hour. No worries.

Meet up with my family. Get naked, start fapping and chase them then hopefully get a good cumshot on one of them before we all die.

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Launch myself to orbit.

sleep

Kill my entire family.
Again.

>>688576822
The water would cover the land long enough for you to run out of fuel.

>>688577170
only to catch fire, and burn to death or explode on the way up, if elon musk had any role in it.

raep a lotta puddy

>>688568647
what

If quints I ascend to godhood and stop the wave.

>>688577312
Not necessarily

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>>688576570
Now there's an idea.

>>688577381
This is quints you faggot

>>688572313
now tell me, what do Maltese girls think of Welsh guys? I would say British, but I dont want to taint myself with lager louts.
I fell in love with the country when Iwas like 9 and visited countless times since. I'd love a Maltese gf. Tips on banging one?

>>688577623
yes it would, you dumb fucking cunt

I would kill myself 3 seconds before the wave hit me

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>688568386
Shitpost on /b/

>>688568386
Go underground and survive. Become Jesus II, cyrogenically freeze myself, and then wait for atheists to argue about my existence 2,000 years later to come back and say they're all fucking idiots.

>>688577317
>2016
>implying Elon Musk fails at shit

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think about how it was all for nothing

>>688578137
That's not enough to evade the wave. You need to turn at least 360000 degrees.

>>688577990
How would you know? You clearly didn't do any research so you're just assuming. Fucking retard.

Rape and murder

>>688568386
Call that one woman in my life who never wanted to see me ever again, we both know we'll fuck like rabbits on this specific scenario... Break out the good scotch, not enough time to score some opium tho I might have some cocaine left somewhere... Get my old surfboard while I'm at it...

>>688568845
only quality weed my friend

>>688578533
quality weed

>>688578609
who will make my hot pockets then

>>688578293
are you actually retarded or just pretending to be?

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>>688568386
Fuck my doll & then go back to playing PlayStation

so a large meteor just struck down and we're all still here shitposting
friends till the end amirite

>>688578609
fuck u

Lets be honest, we all probably just will be seat here browsing 4chan for our two last hours of life.

>>688568386
Play fucking marrowind so I can travel to the great beyond knowing I'm not a fucking casual.

break into my neighbors house, steal the gun i know he has, go rob a bank, steal the nicest car on my street and drive down the highway at 150 mph tossing cash out the windows.

Get inside my grandpas fallout shelter and live there until I can get out again.

>>688578994
ye absolutely

>>688579478
Take drugs and purge.

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OP never specified that the wave is water. An impact of the size in the picture will vaporize the oceans and the wave will be ultramafic magma from the crust being totally rekt.

Drive to nearest airport

>>688578771
Lean pockets master race fayggit.

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>>688568386
probably something similar to this movie made here

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Ill be in orbit somewhere watching the world literally get ass fucked by a giant rock.

>>688581583
enjoy sitting in the splah zone as water flies to your space country space nigger

>>688575732
>>688576402
pics or didn't happen

>>688571329
Watch Zootopia

>>688576744

have you even tried?

fucking moron

>>688581988
Space niggers are on the moon, not in orbit u cuck

>>688578609
L

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>>688581119
is that these final hours?
>drugs sex and saving lolis in a scratch bid to redeem your soul in the off chance hell exists

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>>688574149
>sicko.

welcome to /b/, normie.

meow

>>688582569
if you havent seen it get it in uour eyeholes https://youtu.be/QaoF6byFQFU

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>>688583583
name of girl on right? cute as fuck
>inb4 girl greentext

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>>688584023
>girl

Bang the wife, get high, then shoot guns off my deck with my son until the shockwave hits.

>>688578921
Is she cuntstump from those other threads?

>>688571141
:^ )

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>>688584769
No shes all my

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kill myself in front of as many people was possible

put OP's mom in front of soon to be affected coast to deflect the wave entirely.

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>>688568386
probably go to the local gay sex club and contract as many STIs as possible, then text photos of all of it to my cuck wife

>>688585470
kill yourself first and then kill as many people as possible

>>688578609
j

>>688568386
I have a bunker so I guess I'll play some xbone and wait for the tide to go back down.

learn to swim

>>688568386
ill hop into my helicopter and gtfo out of there.

>>688586696
are all bunkers water proof? It proabably sounds like a dumb question but i dont think all bunkers are waterproof.

>>688568548
rip in pieces

>>688583651
You had me at loli

>>688585075
post vagoo

>>688568386
Literally fuck everything that is moving, and what isn't i'l move it myself

>>688568647
this is awesome but I'm really hoping that kangaroo is not dead and this was all in good fun

>>688578609
.
> bait

>>688571141
kek

>>688587855
I'm kindof curious...
kindof curious how big a loser this dude is

>>688578609
tits

>>688568386
Prepare a picnic, eat, rest on my lawn chair, and wait prolly. Or start raping bitches :P

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>>688588925
hey, you're not wrong

>>688568386
Prepare to die.

>>688568386

Fuck you bitch. It's already tomorrow in Hong Kong. We survived this shit by being in the future.

>>688578609
faggot

Just enough time to get in my hot air balloon and ride it out.

>>688579231
/thread

>>688568386
Rob a bank

>>688568647
thats fucking sick m8!

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>>688589407