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>finally get the balls to text my hopeless crush of 4 years
>shows me that there's a 'sick' emoji by my name in her phone
>ask why

Give me one reason not to kill myself /b/
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If you kill yourself you can't destroy this girl
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>>688567461
post her name/number
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No matter what you belive. Your life does not depend on this girl. You will find someone better trust me
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You can always beat her to the punch and gross her out even more for the lulz, like how one girl referred to me as a creep so now I stalk her workplace. Shit's hilarious.
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>>688567757
Pretty much this.
Murder-suicide is the only way now.
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>>688567939
This. Let /b/ take care of you anon.
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>>688567939
Also post a pic of her and we'll get a cock tribute sorted for you anon
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>>688567461
one reason ?

how about you give us one reason you should end your life for a cumdumpster ?

the world is full of bitches. she's only special in your head. get her out of it. live your life.
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>>688567461
OP here dubs decides fuck this bitch
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>>688568310
This. Also post her number for the lols
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Because there's a shit load of other girls
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>>688567461
Stop giving a fuck. Cut contact with them. Use this as motivation for bettering your life. Otherwise go ahead and let some bitch have so much power over you that you want to destroy yourself.
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>>688567461
If you think you should kill yourself because of a girl that don't even like you, well you really should.
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>>688567461
Whatever happens anon make sure you don't fall for the friend zone. Don't do her favors, don't reply instantly to her messages, don't drive her around - nothing! Be done with the sloot and move. Don't become her puppet
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>>688567461
Put a shit emojji beside her name and send it too her. Then say "you know why it's there right?"
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Number is (317) 525-3182 go nuts /b/
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whats her phone number or snapchat
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>>688568693
this, have some fucking self respect.
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>>688569119
Prove this is op with another screen cap
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>>688567461
Eat her. It's the perfect crime.
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>>688569056
Rolling
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>>688569466
Winrar
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screenshot the number
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>>688569339
Her name is Jenna
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>>688569466
winnerrrr
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>>688567461
>>688569466
OP delivery time
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>>688569648
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>>688567461

OP you are pathetic. If this is enough to make you consider suicide you must be 13 years old and just raging with hormones.

Weakling.
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>>688569648
post a better pic of her face too
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>>688569648
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>>688570049
Never mind got the number wrong.
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Holy shit balls this is the nicest I've seen /b/ ever, but they are right
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>>688569648
You may be thinking you will get with her, trust me, i had that same problem 1 month ago with my crush. I chased her for 6 months before that starting in november 2015. Now that she openly admitted to you that shes not intetested, stop comunicating with her, she's a bitch and not worth it. Trust me chicks are just bitches
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>>688570200
Newfag detected
We take care of our own here at /b
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>>688569341
Alternatively, get gud and rub it in her face when youre fucking someone better than her.
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>>688567461
OP Pro Advice here, You need to proclaim your love for this hoe. escalate and you will be in pussy town
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>>688570206
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>>688570049
You are literally retarded, nice try you flaming fucking faggot
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>>688569648
More pics of her face anon
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>>688567461
I'm sure you were pretty hard set on her, but fuck her. There's 3.5 billion other chicks on this Earth, you'll fall for another.
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>>688570486
Damn are you memin' us all the way from 2006?
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Only bitches let hoes get them down grow a pair and take control of your emotions/life, who cares what that chick thinks dont really affect you anyway
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>>688570552
Calm down kike
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>>688570486
Even if that works she would only be with him because she would feel bad for him...i know this because i witnessed it
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>>688570206
I'm starting to learn that
>>688570392
Believe me, I will
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Lets see what happens
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Good luck OP
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>>688570713
No. If i dont do my job, I dont get paid, and if i dont get paid, my family dies. Simple as that you flaming fucking faggot.
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>>688567461
Killing yourself over a bitch... I normally don't call someone beta, but that's weak. Do it, more bitches for me.
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>>688570895
>>688570895
You are scum
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>>688567461

four years??? four years you obsessed over this girl without her approval? you should have learned this basic social lesson a long time ago but somehow you missed it: don't form strong attachments to people without their knowledge. it's creepy as fuck and even if she liked you at first you're basically guaranteeing that she thinks you're a creepy motherfucker after a year.

relationships are like a road - the further you go the more serious the bond, from acquaintance to friendship etc. you have to go down that road at about the same speed, together, or shit gets weird and doesn't work.

jesus how do you people survive in the real world.
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Send her a dick pic
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>>688570895
Now that's a dick move, dude
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>>688570895
>your crush
Now Chad is getting in trouble.
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>>688570895
fucking lol
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>>688570900
What are you talking about faggot?
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>>688571083
no, OP is scum for posting this poor girls contact info on 4chan, and this is what he deservedly gets for being a piece of shit
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>>688570895
lmao
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>>688570577
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>>688571229
Tell her that he posted her number not that he wanted to murder her you piece of shit.
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>>688570895
>>688570382

you may wanna read your own sentence again. Newfag.
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>>688570895
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>>688570895
>texting internationally
kek
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>>688571288
allow me to clarify. everyone involved in this entire situation is scum, but OP no less than anyone else.
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>>688571294
Not really. Newfag
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>>688571229
Lol, literally whiteknighting on b. Good job faggot. You are scum. You are literal scum.


And yes, I mean literal.
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>>688571412
literally only newfags and slightly less new newfags give a fucking shit who is new and who isn't
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>>688570895
her crush... k
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>>688571229
Nice b8 champ
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>>688571408
hes a cunt for posting her number but that doesnt justify saying that he wants to murder her, are you retarded ?
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Jenna is about to spill OP's info
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>>688567461

become the best, most sucessful person you can. make that dumb bitch jealous the next time she see you.
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>>688567461
op man up and change your life
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>>688571560
Newfag
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>>688571257
she kinda uggo. just looks like a boring white girl who will age horribly.

what do u look like OP?
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>>688571442

i swear people have forgotten what whiteknighting actually means and just throw it around whenever anyone does anything these days. this site has gone down the shitter in the past decade
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>>688571229
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>>688571667
I hope she shows pics
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>>688571713
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>>688571773
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>>688567461
Because acting like a little bitch isn't going to win the girl.
Act like you don't care. Find a reason to hang around her group, completely ignore her and show how awesome you are.
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>>688567461

A cuckold is born
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>>688571630
Thanks, at least one is able to read.
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>>688571666
>he's a cunt for posting her number
Why are you even here faggot?
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>>688571229
You're the pinnical of a fucking faggot

Lol whiteknight on 4chan and now he might be fucked
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>>688571717
Bet he looks like a boring white guy who will age horribly
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>>688570206
Bitches ain't nothing but tits and pussy
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>>688571229
This "poor girl" is the worst kind of bitch. "Sorry, I'm not interested" would have been enough, she didn't need to make OP feel bad. Fuck her.
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>>688571884
Posting someones number is never okay

Especially considering she didnt lie and manipulated him and flat out told him that she does not like him from the get go, thats good, not bad.
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>>688571257
>cheese grater
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>>688571738
don't whiteknight the internet, we don't need that here.
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>>688571666

you seem to be having difficulty with reading comprehension so i will break it down using monosyllabic words:

OP is a piece of shit. so is the guy who fucked him. if you do shit like this shit, and you get shit on, and it's tough shit but it's your fault.
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>>688569545
>>688569696
>>688569700
OP never said he was sending another message or that dubs said what it was.
You guys are retarded.
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>>688570895
>being an even bigger faggot than op
wow, impressive
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>>688570895
this is why we can't have nice things
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>>688570895
OP posts his own number to laugh at internet white nights...
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>>688571229
Fucking faggot.
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>>688572048
allow me to redirect you, newfriend
http://9gag.com/
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>>688571103
they make /b/ solve their problems
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>>688571229
wow kill yourself faggot
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>>688567461
Lol, she's a piece of shit. Look at it as dodging a bitch-sized bullet.
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>>688570895
Virgin detected
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>>688570200
We take care of each other here
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>>688572048
Fuck outta here with your bullshit. You know she's not going to fuck you for sticking up for her right? Why even come here if you're such a fag..
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OP Fucked up!
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>>688572022
she taught him a valuable lesson: women are pretty ruthless. keep them at a certain distance, even when things get very close and intimate. you can say all the sweet nothings you like, but keep a part of your heart guarded. be a WHOLE person, not a person in need of completing.

>>688572048
it's /b/, no moralfaggotry allowed
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>>688572048
You are the bigger cunt for lying. He never lied, he gave a number to a bunch of bros. You on the other hand commited a crime. Not one that you will be held responsible for. But nevertheless a crime. Hope you feel good with your self-justice righteousness.
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when did the average age on /b/ drop low enough that saying doxxing is bad is now whiteknighting? even last year I don't remember this site being such a shitshow. words used to have meaning.
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>>688569648
Saves girl he likes as "crush"
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b has been pretty fuckin gay lately. reddit and 9gag cucks everywhere
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>>688567461
Tell that Stacy bitch that if she thinks anyone likes her then she's probably dumb af
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>>688567461
Ascend from your shell and become the true alpha you were destined to be.

>>688570895
haha
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Good luck when Jamal is raping your tight virgin asshole
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>>688572459
Last year
>Kek
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>>688572088
At absolute worst, she get spammed.

For OP, he can be detained, if those seem equal to you, you are retarded.

>>688572221
Thanks friendo

>>688572398
Im not standing up for her, Im standing up for OP, would it have been better if she used him ? No.

>>688572450
Its like you faggots dont read the older posts, I dont like the girl nor do I give two shits what happens to her.
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>>688572398
>someone is being a sensible compassionate human being
>omg he must be doing it only for sex with women
>he must be homosexual

This is really sad.
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>>688571666
satanic trips speak the godly truth.
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>>688572099
See
>>688568335
Faggot
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>>688572459
You mean last summer
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>>688572625

nobody even reads posts anymore. they just imagine what you probably said and then respond to it.

i never even implied that the two shitheads would face comparable consequences for their actions. i just said they were both shitheads.

how is this so hard for /b/ didn't the summer learn anything last semester?
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OP isn't replying because the cops are knocking on his door hahaha.
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Thia whole entire thread is a cancerous bulb on the ass of 4chan.

Fuck this!
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>>688572459
The average age on /b/ dropped when redditfags started to think that 4chan was their personal playground.
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>>688572419
Guess you're right. As a gay man, I never had a chance to learn this lesson.
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Fixed my error guys dont worry!
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Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Am I just stoned?
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>>688572628
Fuck outta here bitch. If you don't like it go back to Tumblr pansy
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Any updates from OP?
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>>688567461
>Being attracted to women
I feel sorry for you
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>>688568069
>>688567461
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>>688572628
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She won't pick up her phone, I will make sure that you rot in hell OP.
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>>688571229
you sent her lies, he never said he wanted to murder her, he said he was bummed out cos she rejected him. the right kind of message to send would be, hey jenna your mate posted your number online after you rejected him, im not sure he did it to hurt you, im actually more worried about him hurting himself. god damnit atleast white knight properly you fucking dumb fuck.
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>>688571834
NVM yuh done goofed OP, no going back from this I don't think... Why the fuck you post her number on 4chan bro! Never post nobodies number never on 4chan! Sheeeeit.
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>>688572625
so you don't care but commit a crime by wrongly accusing someone of planning a murder? How retarded are you? You are fucking cunt.
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>>688573183
We are legion
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So what do we have here? A rejected boy. What do we know about the history between him and his crush? Nothing. What else do we have here? A circlejerk of manlets, hating on females they crave, as not being able to conduct proper interpersonal relations with the opposite sex. You're now white knights, true, but you're not men at all either. Just a bunch of pathetic douchebag faggots.
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>>688572982

Kek
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Ah /b/ where you can find others ruining lives and striving for others to kill themselves. It's a good day.
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>>688570200
>summerfag

In the summertime when the weather is hot
You can stretch right up and touch the sky
When the weather's fine
You got women, you got women on your mind
Have a drink, have a drive
Go out and see what you can find

If her daddy's rich take her out for a meal
If her daddy's poor just do what you feel
Speed along the lane
Do a ton or a ton an' twenty-five
When the sun goes down
You can make it, make it good in a lay-by

We're no threat, people
We're not dirty, we're not mean
We love everybody but we do as we please
When the weather's fine
We go fishin' or go swimmin' in the sea
We're always happy
Life's for livin' yeah, that's our philosophy

Sing along with us
Dee dee dee-dee dee
Dah dah dah-dah dah
Yeah we're hap-happy
Dah dah-dah
Dee-dah-do dee-dah-do dah-do-dah
Dah-do-dah-dah-dah
Dah-dah-dah do-dah-dah
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>>688573333
Quads do not lie my friend
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>>688570049
Try again with the right number you fucking cockwomble
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>>688572982
fuck you you god damn piece of shit, i hope you get hit by a god damn truck and you are dragged underneath it up the road until the road wears thru your skull and you are nothing more than a red stain 3 miles along the road.
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>>688573280
Hes a random person on the internet, ofcourse I dont care.
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>>688573598
Did you get lost on your way to Reddit?
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>>688573333
Check'd my dear anon
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>>688572982
Hey OP, please go to the police, show them this screenshots and get legal actions taken against the faggot that accused you of planning a murder. Because this retarded faggot doesn't realize that he isn't anonymous when sending out messages.
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>>688572982
Kekek
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>>688573598
Hi op, enjoy jail faggot haha
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>>688573676
no mate, ive been here longer than reddit, and ill be her long after. get fucked and fucking die.
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>>688573877
(You)

Well said, my edgy sir.
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>>688573731
>Implying american law applies outside america

Tim kek
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>>688573598
Sounds like someone got rekt to me
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>>688573858
Right, because that's how the judicial system works, dumbass
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>>688571103
That doesn't work, I've become friends with women before and then develop feelings. Get turned down. It's happened multiple times. I've tried asking out sooner rather than later. Nope. Nothing works.
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>>688573877
Just text her, ask for the number of the person that's spreading the bullshit lies and fuck his shit?
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This thread
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>>688570895
OP getting cucked by chink cuck
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>>688572982
I feel sad for op, but I am laughing way to hard about what you did.
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>>688573470
[oldfag]

Thanks for the brainworm. Haven't heard it in a while.
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>>688574115
When you talk to women look them in the eye.
I swear to god, woman crave attention and if you look them straight into their eyes when your talking to them they love it. Also don't give a shit, if they think you like them they lose interest, but don't reject advances from them.
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>>688572982

Just wait for her to say "some guy's texting me saying you're posting my family's info" and for OP to ask "what number is he texting you from?" then post a screenshot here.
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>>688574319
Thanks Einstein
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>>688573987
It's a crime in Ireland as well faggot.
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>>688574319
Tell her he accidently posted the number when posting a photo, looking for support because he was crushed, and tell her she's kind of a bitch TBH.
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>>688574012
It's a crime in ireland as well.
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>>688574613
You're replying to the wrong person, my dude.
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>>688574763
ye i know, fixed it. sorry mate
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OP if she does call the cops just print this thread to show it's nothing more than shit lords fucking with you.
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>>688573877
And I'm moot
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>>688574825
Next, fix your attitude faggot
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>>688569648

She wears "problem glasses". You're better off without, OP.
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>>688574673
Dats bretty gud advice anon
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>>688567939
/b/ will fix your feels
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>>688574735
Nope, not a crime at all, feel free to quote the statute book, turbosperg
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>>688574947
Are you fucking autistic? I said I fixed it you fucking cunt, are you degenerate?


better?
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>>688574525
THIIIIIS. Then we murder him right?
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>>688574508
I gave them attention all the time and nothing happened. What the fuck else would they want from me? One of them asked if I had a GF, I said no and she never brought it up after. And I don't think she was interested to begin with because she'd never text me back when she tossed the idea of hanging out.

I dunno, Anon. I dunno, to be frank I'm just a dumbfuck when it comes to women, tbh. I've pretty much given up.
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>>688571773
>gray/navy
no thanks
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oldfag here
Had all sorts of contacts with all sorts of girls back in the days. I wasn't an alpha, but wasn't a beta either; just an average guy. NEVER had experienced girls being bitches you insecure fags claim. On the contrary, butthurt males were the ones acting bitchy when their fragile ego was shaken.
So, OP, shut down your computer, go outside and communicate with girls as a normal person would. Don't send them creepy messages and stop whining on the internet.
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>>688575360
don't give them attention.
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>Not just telling her not to flatter herself, she's not as special as she thinks and then not replying to her ever
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>>688574853
>print
Is it 1964, fag?
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>>688575548
That makes *zero* sense. How the fuck is that supposed to help? I asked out she said maybe and then 6 months later she got a boyfriend. Obviously I should be happy for them since she's still my friend but what the fuck?
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>>688575195
I didn't say you didn't fix the mistake dumbass, I said now fix your faggot attitude
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>>688570895
Theres always that one faggot.
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>>688575544
Double dubs says you should copy/pasta this.
You could probably hit 10 threads an hour.
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>>688569648
Let the games begin
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This place turns more into reddit each passing day

god damn whiteknights protecting le woman with their lives
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>>688570895
>>688570895
Wow, faggot. OP never delivers in these threads.

OP finally delivers, and you douchebag him. Fuck off anon.
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>>688575742
Yeah, screen cap and print.
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>>688575907
Women make *zero* sense
it's not like you have much to lose, give it a shot
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>>688571229
White knight tumblr scum
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Go to her house and slaughter a goat on her front lawn. Make sure she knows its a gift from you to represent your burning love for her. Then get naked and kill yourself in front of her ay her house. It's the only way to get her to realize she should have just gone out with you
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>>688569648
she's rather ugly.
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>>688571814
The fuck is this WASP starter kit. I can se half of it but jesus, ladies if a man owns all of this nd knows how to coordinate them well you are a beard
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shes from Indianapolis so of course she's a cunt.
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>>688576124
Stop whining and leave the thread you retarded faggot
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>>688575544
>communicate with girls as a normal person would.
That doesn't work either, I've tried. Nothing short of a miracle will work.
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>>688576359
Ayy fug u Main Dat ain tru
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>>688576443
Well, better try murder then.
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>>688567993
This
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So many white knight fags in here.
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>>688576208
I have, multiple times. Lost every time and in some cases, I lost friendships only because I liked them. TBH, I don't like losing friendships because I was attracted to them. It's fucking bullshit.
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>>688576540
>homicide
*suicide
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>>688571408
Based Mercy.
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>>688571229
faggot
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>>688575360
"Do you have a GF anon?"
"No"

"Do you have GF anon?"
"No, but i often find myself wanting one, my eyes just havent been opened to the right person yet. I would like a person i could confide in and who would confide in me, i am a great listener. Many guys want a girlfriend so they can have sex with her, but for me its more about snuggling on the couch after a hard day at work.

You know the feeling?"
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I was going to laugh until I felt really bad realizing how much I can relate to this. Sorry op, rekt the bitch then end your own life happy
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>>688576689
it's going to take time
a whole lot of precious time
it's going to take plenty of time
to do it right child
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>>688571713
>get money
>put in account with HIGH interest rate
topkek, this was made by a 12 year old.
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>>688575923
it was a joke mate. read it again.
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>>688576689
you should figure out you personality type on mbti (Myers Briggs Type Indicator) and figure out how your personality works in relationships.
act recording.
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>>688570895
That's a bitch move santa
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>>688570895
Go expire yourself you worthless piece of shit no one loves you hahahahaha
Before you die say to yourself I'm doing this world a favor hahaha faggot
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This thread started off so fucking comfy and then one whiteknight had to go ruin it.

Sad really, ah well, god speed OP you dumbass
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>>688576540
>>688576702
Yeah, suicide seems more appropriate.

>>688576754
See, I'm not that clever. I've never been that clever and I didn't wanna creep her out or make myself look cringey as fuck in the flesh. If I said that she'd prolly look at me as if I was some kinda weirdo (or at least more than I already am)
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>>688571103
Mmmm, relationships are like throwing an aerosol can in the fire. It's going to blow the fuck up 99% of the time, and what do you get that 1% of the time? Literally nothing of value.
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>>688571773
>>688571814

Faggot starter kits right here.
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>>688576754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9WOdnR-Nfs
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>>688570895
Good luck anon!
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>>688567939
Let /b/ take the wheel, resistance is futile OP
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>>688577476
damn
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>>688567461
don't kill yourself until you recharge your phone battery anon
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This pathetic society... if you dont have the balls to talk to her in person you dont deserve the girl period. some alpha is nailing the shit out of her right now.
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Don't idolize someone for 4 years. Way too much damage has been done. Find someone else, focus on improving yourself b4 trying for a relationship. You'll find the right one
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>>688577476
kek
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>>688577476
LMAO DO IT
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>>688577500
He already did newfag
>>688569648
read the thread and lurk more
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>>688577476
Swear to god anon, if you pull this off you'll earn my respect and I'm not even OP
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How about take no for an answer and go find someone who actually likes you...instead of being full flaming beta
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vola 3GztCM
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>>688577476
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>>688577476
THE HERO THAT WE DON'T DESERVE
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>>688577476
I love you.
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>>688576893
I'm 24 with a job and decent car and I'm a kissless virgin. At this rate I'm well on my way to wizard/lich status.

>>688577090
I've taken it more than once, I'm either ISTJ or INTJ. I'm also not autistic despite being on 4chan, I'm just an idiot who thinks too much.
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