wasn't that gorilla shot in a zoo recently

She looks hungry

is that bernie sanders

>>688565444
Damn, this chick must have had a stroke, cause her face is sunken as fuck,also the most obvious thing is that fucking goider she has.

I didn't know jabba the hut was gay

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>>688565444
She exists.

>>688566395
Colonel sanders

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A bunch of jealous virgins in here

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>>688565444

She has foetal alcohol syndrome

>>688565444
One of the most disgusting beast's I've ever happened to lay my eyes on, dat is a fat man in drag

Feed her a sandwich

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>>688566756
Nice try faggot

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>>688565444
Stay away from my daughter

>>688566882
2X

>>688566917
Naidoo! Next Cohan happy bone bine bone?

>>688565444
Her face says molested as a child, but her waistline says all the free candy was actually in the back of the van

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Blue eyes? Check. Big titties? Check. Booty for days? Check

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>>688566917
Dude, what is her clothes size?
King Size Quilt?
I found a new dress for her

>>688567179

Discount Jabba the Hut? Check

At least jabs got funds

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>>688567179
The moment I thought it couldn't get worse it does.

This is a booty, what you call gigantic blobs of fat are not

>>688566756
Goddamn nigger, you sure are terrible at reading a goddamn diagram.

Bitch might be ugly as sin, but she aint a FAS baby.

>>688567258
California King

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>>688565444

>>688567179

Thin upper lip? Check
Low nasal bridge? Check
Short nose? Check
Epicanthal folds? Check

>>688567514
Ayyyy

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>>688565444
It's the White Whale, lads! Man the harpoons!

>>688565444
I promise you I can

>>688565444
Pussy is pussy. Good show, OP.

>>688567179
>>688567564

Smooth philtrum? Check

>>688565444
I guess if you dig the bastard child between jabba and godzilla she is perfect indeed.

>>688567492

Found another one with a drunk mum

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>>688567258
Her face is a lil chubby but her body isn't faggot

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>>688565444
Greetings her majesty. Her royal pigness.

>>688567179
Blue eyes. Don't matter. Big tits. Big areolas. Booty for days. May take a day to find the booty hole through all the fat rolls. Bitch looks like she has more rolls than the pillsbury doughboy

SHREKs wife

>>688565444
Pics or it didn't happen

>>688567879
She has that look of Are you going to eat that?...

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You fucktards have no life besides jacking off to anime all day

>>688566722
Cunts got a head like a smashed pie

>>688568199
I did not know Chyna and Shrek had a bastard lovechild

>>688568199

I'd take 2D waifu over hambeast so large she spreads into the 4th dimension.

>>688565444
hello everyone shoenice again

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>>688567879
You are kidding.

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All done up. Jealous yet faggots?

>>688567564
No underdeveloped jaw
No flat midface
Distinct philtrum
Large head

Other FAS markers are missing too, like intraocular distance, palpebral fissure length, etc. etc... Short nose and nasal bridge are the least distinct markers.

>>688568558
Top kek.

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>>688567179
>Booty for days?
Check
>Stomach for days?
Check
>Thunder thighs for days?
Check
>droopy flapjack udders for days?
Check
>jowls for days?
Check
>back fat for days
Check
>cankles for days
Check

>>688567879
well then how in the fuck do you define chubby?

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>>688568558

>>688568636
Getting ready for a date at the Golden Coral?

>>688567087
Kek

>>688565444
Aye but what foul beast doth I see before mine eyes? Tiss truly be a creature of the great deep sea with it's vast mysteries of monsters and demons.

>>688568777
Trips have spoken

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>>688568672

Man you sound like you really want to fuck this whale. Good job, weirdo

Nothing wrong with turning a fat slut into your personal cum Dumpster. Just don't be seen with your slam pig in public.

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Have fun fucking your hand fagboys. I'll be sliding in this 24/7

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Impressive op, but none compares to the beauty that is my girlfriend.

>>688569015
Let's see those fat titties!

>>688569015
You better throw baby powder on her and try to find the wet spot..

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>>688568199
Fuck me it's Lou Ferrigno

>>688565444
Flaw
> you didn't post nudes

>>688565444
Your pretty lonely to come post this shitpost on 4chan, trips faggot.

>>688566722

did she eat her neck?

>>688569075
Not bad. Shes cute af. But she has nothing on bae

>>688568932
Nah, I just think you fuckers need to learn how to read.

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Titties galore

>>688565444
Whatever OP. You took some random fat bitches tumbler pics. The closest pussy OP has ever seen is on B. Faggot.

She looks like a thumb

>>688569015
When you say that, do you mean you will be sliding it in her belly button? cause I seriously doubt you can even get to her pussy...

>>688565444
Bitch is all face

>>688569517
you said her body wasn't chubby.... HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU DEFINE CHUBBY IF THAT IS NOT MOTHER FUCKING CHUBBY??

ITT: I cannot be any less erect

>>688565444
I see you're into bestiality.

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>>688569482

Chubby chaser confirmed

>>688569075
why are her slits bigger than her mouth?

>>688569517
I need nudes.

>>688565444
The flaw is there is no harpoon big enough

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>>688569573
Why would I do that bitchboy?

>>688569773
Thats not chubby, thats a landwhale

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>>688565444
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I may not think she's attractive. I really hope you didn't come here because you're uncomfortable with your relationship and you want /b/ tards to approve your girlfriends appearance to justify you staying in a relationship with her.

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>>688565444
>ITT:

>>688569517
Oh the huManity...

>>688566700
/thread

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>>688569773
Okay she's lil chubby. So what? Imagine these eyes looking up as she sucks your dick?

Needs nose job and to lose 300

>>688570377
You not getting your point around. You're just rather creating straw-mans on 4chan. We hate landwhales, now gtfo.

>>688570528
>You're just rather

Shut up dumbass

>>688570772
Kek you failed for my grammar troll.

>>688568672
>>688569482

>intraocular distance
>need to learn how to read.

This nigger who can't even spell interocular. Dumbass.

>>688570377

I'd be worried she's start easting my dick for real.

>>688570377
her eyes aren't pretty... They are bloodshot as hell from her high blood pressure from all the shit you feed her, and that nose is bulbus like a mushroom, and those lips are fucking vile... I would never look at that face and smile... Every picture you post makes me cringe harder and harder... I have no boner right now... I don't know if I will be able to boner at all tonight because of your fucking land whale of a "lover"... She is not hot, you are fucking shallow and I bet you are only fucking her because no one else will even look at you and she is just as desperate as you are... In fact it is a good thing you have her so that she isn't wasting space in the bars trying to pick up men that she knows she can't have because she is just that gross... I actually hope that you never come to realize that what I just told you is true because then you would end up releasing her back out into the wild where she will continue to ruin what is supposed to be a good night out with friends with her fat. The only honorable thing for you to do in this situation is to kill her then kill yourself OP... You would be doing yourself and her a favor...

>>688565444
The flaw is that she is real

>>688565444
>shrek/10

>>688565444
Shrek called. He wants his wife back.

>>688567879
I'd do her anytime anywhere

>>688569015
send her to me I'll take good care of her

>>688569517
please please I want her

>>688565444
Hambeast/.. Oh wait, trips checked. Have fun with that dude.

>>688569980
damned hot

a flaw, no. She is one living obese flaw.

>>688565444
The flaws lie in pounds 121-248

>>688572573
>>688572704
>>688572772
>Samefag

>>688565444
Kermit is going to beat your ass