Waifu claiming thread.Claim your Waifu/HusbandoNo stealing (unless trips or more)No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed
>>688563106
but since they said that some people will probably say that thats confirmation of Mugi being lesbian
Claimed
>>688563357
Based Hank.
>>688563100
Eh, if it's the only light I have, oncoming traffic can deal with it for a night.
https://youtu.be/J1QBihoNcus
>Title related
>>688563357
Can i get 1 well done burger plz?
>>688563572
Pretty sure you meant medium rare.
Best type moon claimed.
>>688563572
>well done
Someone needs the rake again
Miho claimed
>>688563572
>hugs
>>688563678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcoW6KT_b3U
>>688563100
I guess when you're working in a kitchen it's something else.
I mean I use it for an hour max when I cut half a kilo of meat into stripes
>>688563678
A rare burger works too. Here i even brought my own charcoal.
>>688563988
Miho
>hugs
>>688563884
Somewhere out there, Mai is giving another thread the finger.
Akiko claimed
>>688563993
They are.
>>688564175
Please leave the area immediately. We don't serve your kind here.
>>688563678
I'll take a well done burger also.
>>688564326
Those are easy to get, you just hit an american tank with some HEAT rounds.
>>688564288
Racist
>>688564326
What I said also applies to you.
>>688564591
I judge men by the type of their burger preference and method of cooking, not skin.
>>688563357
grill me a burger pls
>>688563497
that at least confirms shes into yuri :^)
KURISU A BEST
>>688564789
What do you think of broiled steaks, Hank?
best possible waifu claimed
>>688564277
What language is this? Japanese? Do you read it from left to right or right to left?
>>688564928
Propane is by default superior, but I'd still give it a fair chance.
>>688564690
Thank you OC.
You're a doll
>>688564789
but if i'm black you have to give it to me for free white boy.
>>688563999
>checked
Yeah, we have to hold our knives a lot.
Mine has my grip smoothed into the handle due to how long Ive had it.
>>688563528
Have you scuffed your boots or pants yet?
>>688563357
Ill have a steak, medium rare. No salad, mac and cheese sides.
>claiming Rory-sama only
sneaky claim
>>688565091
>Umaru.
How can they say sitting for prolonged periods of time is bad for your health when Stephen Hawking has reached the ripe old age of 74?
>>688565091
everything about her except for her body is 2D
she's better than your hamster of a waifu
>>688564850
even if she isnt lesbian shes still into yuri youre right :^)
>>688565233
Welcome back gore-chan
>>688565011
Japanese
from top to bottom
from right to left
>>688564850
Medium rare, got it.
>>688565227
You can have medium rare like a civilized human being.
>>688565241
This thread has some sane people in it I see.
>>688564506
There if no meat left after you fire a tank shell at it.
>>688564789
Kicks me out on my birthday. Fuck you Hank!
>>688565428
Thought so. Interesting language. Thanks anon.
>>688565602
>Interesting language
japanese is a shit language
>>688565241
Actually, yes!
I know it's small, but it still counts!
>>688565136
It will of course be broiled to a nice medium rare, as anything else is just not right.
>Makoto
So, Erased was pretty good. If you guys haven't seen it, I'd definently recommend watching it. It does leave one gargantuan loose end, but it's an anime made for you think, so I think it was intentional for them to never tie it up.
>>688565774
No language is shit
>>688565599
I've seen videos that beg to differ, though that were french tanks.
>>688565774
Why though?
>>688565241
No surprise you prefere those knives then. I'd also probably. But well, I only cook for a hobby and for my little brother since he's happy when I cook.
>And when I get some idea on what I COULD cook
>>688565884
Agreed! I'd have loved it if it ended an episode earlier.
An actual bad end anime would be a really nice twist to everything
>>688565509
> like a civilized human being.
This is cultural oppression
>>688563357
WHY IS HANK USING CHARCOAL
WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS
I love her!!!
>>688565825
くそ
>>688565891
a lot of languages are shit
japanese excels at being shit
>>688565979
do you know anything about japanese?
>>688563357
why is this a charcoal grill something is very wrong here, there should be a gas tank what is going on is this fake or did i miss something...
or has hank become the propane?
>>688563357
nice charcoal grill mate
>>688566058
Yuuuuko
I'm boooored.
Help.
>>688566366
>implying hank was not the propane previously
>>688566383
>>688566184
If you say so senpai
>>688565599
You can stay if you've realized what you've done wrong.
>>688565815
Of course, it wouldn't be a fair comparison otherwise.
>>688566058
I'm oppressing your delusional love for inferior types of steak. Not your culture.
>>688566089
>>688566366
>>688566383
Wasn't for me.
>>688563528
>tfw i'm your one subscriber and i saw the video before i saw this thread.
>>688566184
Of course not. A buddy of me can speak and write it. I never looked at it.
>>688566184
I'm begging to differ actually. I'm a philologist so saying a language is shit is like a moral sin to me.
>>688563357
Where's the propane tank at, Hank??
Claiming Seaport Hime again.
>>688566644
Hey cowbro.
>>688566435
Hope you're doing alright, Ruri. Sorry that I couldn't talk to you over the past week. Internet's seemingly doing the same yours is. Hope it's fixed soon, glad you're not dead.
>>688565509
Theres a reason Karen calls me chef
>>688565815
Good.
>knee down felt great though
>kevlar jeans, shocked me at the time but then the rush
>>688566057
Just make shit up
We do it all the time
Well, it's about I got around to re-watching Bleach, but only the first three arcs (soul society) cause I'm not a fucking idiot.
>>688566698
and that buddy of yours is japanese or he learned it? if he is japanese you can ask him how shit the language is
>>688566844
Hi there, how are you?
>>688566930
chef is memoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJk-e0n16TU
>>688566435
Where are right now heh?
Well, how about you go watch movies with a family member.
>>688566688
And now i'm an inferior meat?
This is trayvon all over again.
>>688566930
hey rory
>>688567134
Look who's back
>>688566705
>not even writing Vienna right
>Has no idea of the historical events of adolf hitler
>no idea what kind of person he was
>thinks he wanted to take over the world
NEIN NEIN NEIN
>>688566930
I do that! I mean, most of it probably already exists but I love making shit up and think no one else did it!
Still have to cook something again since I did it wrong last time
Happening again.
>>688566693
Fucking 10/10 Operator, I knew I could count on you.
>>688566930
I'm holding myself back from going knee down till I get proper pants, or at least some kneepads.
>>688567060
No he's german / Italian. So he learned it.
>>688566789
Right in my grill, where it should be.
>>688566930
This nickname holds up.
>>688567122
Your choice in the way steak is cooked is inferior. The meat itself isn't inferior, the way it's cooked is.
>>688567122
you*
>>688567110
I'm doing great, as always.
>>688566965
about time*
Wew
morning fuckers
>>688567292
>kino
ayyyyy that's a motorcycle and operator waifu
when was that ride? hows your day been? did the dog let you have the bed?
i still haven't slept. I kind of don't them to call me in to work tonight so i can sleep.
>>688567666
Good morning Satan.
>>688566688
Fuck you. I have 2 nice beefy buns right here. >>688566644
>>688567666
Sup Robin
We're getting flooded again. Come back some threads later
>>688567482
What fucking health class did you take?
You want to know what I learned in health class?
Safe sex.
>>688567666
Good morning.
Hope you're doing well Satan.
>>688567369
Ah i see hows its. it's not hows the neat is cooked it's the white man burning us down.
>>688567860
Title is meme. I hope he enjoys his ban.
Gee, I wonder why he always takes 18 seconds between posts.
It's almost as if he himself isn't shitposting.
>>688567981
>>688567846
That sucks. But I guess it's to be expected.
>>688567808
I'm not even satan.
>>688567801
It's rude to point and stare
>>688567215
Hey operator
>>688567257
>do it again, bit better
Story of my apprenticeship.
>>688567292
Should do it anyway.
>>688567369
>nickname
Its actually my job title
>>688567666
Morning Satan
>>688567831
What a waste of perfectly good steak.
>>688567940
You can put as many race comparisons as you want behind steak, but it's just steak. And the superior way it's done is in medium rare.
>>688568172
Even more respectable.
>>688568172
how are you friendo?
>>688568230
>Reddit filename
Please follow your own advice.
>>688568172
>being this bad again
>>688567931
I'd check but I'm pretty sure I'm not satan.
>>688567122
Have to stay another hour at uni.
At the very least there's internet here.
>>688566895
Don't worry about it, beautiful.
It's alright, I hope your internet gets better.
I'm glad you're alive as well.
what happened
>>688568152
You had satanic trips. You're Satan.
>>688568172
Wish someone would finally give me a chance so I could show I can do better than most other people can.
Oh, and someone got banned
N I C E
M O D S = G O D S
>>688568326
This is all going in my tumbler blog Hitler.
>>688568461
Make your goats run faster. I want your internet powered soon.
I miss you.
>>688568461
Eh, you know me. I worry easily.
My internet has gotten better, no worries on that end. You just have to follow suit.
Likewise, Latin Blue. I hope the rest of Uni goes well.
>>688568537
i licked their bums
>>688567743
Ride was yesterday, had a lot of errands to do and those seemed to be the interesting moments. Still gotta order the helmet mount. $30 for the mount, that's as much as I paid for the camera for fucks sake!
Day's been decent enough I suppose, could go for more food though.
Forced her to get off when I cleaned the room and vacuumed my bed.
Shit son, you should sleep.
>>688568172
Nah, I enjoy having my kneecaps intact. Besides, at the speeds I go, I'm likely to fuck up hardcore.
Based mod is back again.
>>688568595
Well shit. I guess I'm satan now.
>>688568595
Supposedly he got banned earlier as well but has been evading it. He then proceeded to post his proof of ban, only to then get immediately banned for evading ban.
>>688568537
He got b&.
Quite predictable to be honest.
>>688568664
will dead by cuddling do??
>>688568697
What you do in your own hippy groups is none of my business.
>>688568743
You want one?
>>688568702
Take care.
I've missed you. A lot.
>>688568697
Of course.
I'll make sure to be back as soon as possible.
Love both of you.
>>688568743
Even though you're an idiot sometimes, love ya as well.
>>688568348
Cranky, tired and salty
>>688568595
Listening to Rammstein this early does crazy things.
>>688568152
See >>688568595
>>688568798
Just get some rollarblading pads then. Theyll hold up for one at least.
>>688568904
Medium rare. Shiner please.
>>688568846
I witnessed that. But holy shit, Mods are fast today.
And Mods are on our side
Mods are Gods!
>>688568814
>forgot you're Morgan not Robin
No, you're only Satan on the trippost, rest is you
How are you?
more like
>forever alone basement dwelling claim your imaginary anime wife thread
>>688563357
thtas not propane
>>688569126
You do the same, man. Love ya too.
Feeling's mutual.
>>688569288
Wow, you actually typed that? That's pretty autistic.
>>688569288
>more like
>>>/reddit/
>>688569126
Y-You too.
>>688569143
You're welcome in my home any day.
Coming right up.
>>688569443
Wow, you actually took the bait? That's pretty fucking stupid.
He wasn't thinking. He was NEVER EVER THINKING. He's the same autistic moron who wasted dubs just to yell in a random thread "make /b/ great again" without further explanation. Mai had aspergers like every other shitposting primitive.
He was an Austalian(mongoloid) piece of shit who was seeking attention. He was too lazy to finish his OC projects and stay the fuck in /int/ where he belonged.
If he truly wanted to make /b/ great again then he would have started with /s/fur, then trap threads, then those dirty scummy YLYL then cringe threads and then finally go for /waifu/ and hope the elites dont maul you and rip you off.
He would have been much better off trying to ally with the spidey poster against loli threads. /b/ didn't give a shit themselves and would have enjoyed kicking lolis ass.
If anything he should have been happy just with claiming. What the hell was he thinking about intercepting /waifu/? /waifu/ was a trap all along. /b/ gets touchy when you steal anime from it.
>>688569152
Pretty good so far. It's been a pretty chill day.
>morgan
>robin
pretty much the same character.
>>688569139
It went right over my head. I don't even look at my post numbers anymore, wew.
>>688568798
>tfw not having a burger with a tomboy in spats.
how is the camera mounted? duct tape?
i'll go to bed if you eat.
>>688569139
i know that feel
>>688569143
rare and medium rare are best girl >>688569380
propane is not the best for cooking steak. i prefer to use red oak.
>>688568901
hello qt how u been?
>>688569139
Eh, I don't really like Rammstein. He got a nice voice though.
One day I'll get a job!
Hmm... I could try applying to some Campus too and cook things... but I think I need a degree for that. Not sure...
>>688569601
Just Robin is more OP by the time Morgan shows up
>>688569588
>he doesn't recognize stale pasta
>>688569671
good I was waiting on someone to show up and how are you today??
>>688569288
I'm glad you have nothing better to do with your life, anon.
>>688569819
ooh sounds fun :o
ive been good, threads have been super duper lame today so thats no fun .-.
>>688569694
Unless your Morgan has Shadowgift. Then Morgan is literally the unkillable goddess of Fire Emblem.
>>688569807
"Carl Sagan"
-Neil Degrasse Tyson
I can't stop laughing.
>>688569139
Eh, I plan on getting proper pants sometime next month, I can honestly wait for it.
>>688569638
Uses a normal bike mount, and I attached it to my mirror, which is why the camera shakes so badly. Once i get the helmet mount, the footage should be FAR higher in quality.
Then I guess we're both fucked.
>>688569807
>Alas ! t'was I only pretending fool!!
>>688569671
Birds Home Their Dead was awesome.
>>688569807
>He doesn't recognize the response to the stale pasta
>>688570062
I was just waiting on you to show up and maybe play a game if you have time later
>>688570154
If this was real, why don't the file names match the names of the files posted?
>>688570093
>didn't post image
fuck me i can't do anything right
>>688569694
I got my job because my offsider remembered that I was in a shit job and he had an out.
Yeah, Iwould kill for that voice.
Depends on if you went Manakete Morgan.
>shits OP yo
>>688570093
Pretty much everything in Awakening can become unkillable. You can change everyones class to everything! Only Robin and Daraen can become the strategist class though if I remember correct
>>688570370
happens to me too, don't worry
>>688570139
That logic applies to this one >>688569588 too then, you fucking retard.
>>688570350
4chan X.
>>688569825
>mfw I made it all up
>>688570454
>Normies
>>688570539
>taking the bait this triggered and salty
u dun guff
>>688570539
>What is damage control
>>688570402
>>688570454
>>688570269
Back to 8gag with you.
>>688570767
I'm banned there to.
>>688570329
sure i dont mind playing later, although i am nub :(
>>688570767
also thats not 8gag
>>688570842
that is fine there are lots of nubs too we can just practice until you feel good to play pvp
>>688570831
How about not being a faggot?
>>688570481
Dammit... I just... need... someone... to notice my applications for a dumb retail job
ah, anyway, I'll be going to bed now.
Good night Rory
>>688570370
Good night to you too Morgan
Good night everyone else, see ya later
>>688570767
>>688570972
>also thats not 8gag
8goof
>FTFY
Forgot how good Bleach's soundtrack was. Glad I'm rewatching it.
>>688570996
I appreciate your support beautiful <3
im tired so we play later :o
