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Lets make a rekt post great again
>rekt thread starting with one where everyone survives
>>688559531
>and old af
>>688559091
>starts rekt thread
>doesn't post
/thread
sage
Another rekt thread? Don't even think about it you sick fuck. I'm here to derail. I told you I would be here all day son
>>688559977
Oh my God! Checked and derailed.
>>688559862
gay
>>688559862
maoh dt
>>688560181
That's right.
>>688559091
Attention 4chan!
I recently came upon 4chan when a friend recommended I visit the sites for a few laughs. I figured "What the hell? I could use some laughs." I must say that when I came on I was disgusted and not amused at all. Why you ask? Because everything on this entire site is literally shit! I mean yes there is funny pictures posted every now and then. But honestly; Do any of you little shits have a life? I mean are you so immature and unintelligant that you find things like cartoon porn and random naked UNDERAGE children funny?
GROW UP! Grow up 4chan. You all seriously need a reality check, You could be doing so many things in the day, yet you all choose to sit around on your fucking fat ugly asses and post pictures and then make sarcastic or idiotic comments like "tits or gtfo" "o rly?" and "Manchester united!".
Get off your fat asses and do something better with your life. I mean all of you obviously have no life or a social life either for that matter. Why? Because your so immature and your the very reason why Mother's go through Depression during pregnancy; and the supposed "girls" that come on here and converse with you are just as much losers are you, they are either fatter then fatty-tan or a term you'd better understand as "A trap".
Well I've put in my two cents, and on a last note, I hope you all one day realize just how much of a loser you are, and honestly kill yourself. I could care less if every single one of you got testicular cancer including the girls and then died naked fat and ugly with a pile of shit and pee oozing from your bowels that excavated due to your death. Grow up Assholes!
>>688559977
You are a faggort, but those digits are magical
>>688559862
Muthafucka
>>688559977
checked, have any emo chicks?
>>688559790
filename top kek
>>688559862
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>688560968
Muy descriptivo el filename
>>688559977
Why use the same copy pasta?
>another rekt thread? Not on my watch Internet white Knight is here have porn.
>>688559862
seriously, how did this start
>>688560968
What is this from I must know please.
>>688561302
Thats my introduction whenever I see I rekt thread. I'll be here all day faggot
This is now a porn thread faggots
>>688560123
sauce?
>>688561645
No sauce. I'm Sorry
>>688559862
7th rime this week
>>688561753
Edge? You're not even using the meme right, kid
>>688559862
fucking 2nd time today
>>688562209
>>688560800
>>688560660
>>688559949
fake ass shit
>>688559862
>Aggressively summerfagging
>>688559862
faggot
>>688562911
the love
>>688561444
You're here all day and night, fuck man do you have a a job or does the light blind you that much when you come out the basement
>>688563506
When you're done with it can you pass the salt plz? Cheers.
>>688563789
Fuck off then, it's simple
>>688561444
Get a job you worthless neet
>>688559531
Yes. This is how a rekt thread is. Rekt isn't gore you newfag.
>>688561853
Oh god, my dick. Name?
>>688564256
thinking rekt is gore? #newfag
>>688564171
>gore
>somehow rekt
No. Gore is gore. Rekt is people getting fucked up but still alive. Get out of here summer.
>>688563506
I'm actually working right now. Still doing my best to derail
>>688563965
You're welcome you sick fuck
>>688564650
you're failing
>>688564221
PostFatty McDiabetes
>>688559091
Everyone in both planes lived.
>>688559862
fuk
>>688564221
Don't have name, sorry bud
>>688564852
I don't think that is correct.
>>688564445
>>688564650
>>688564738
>porn next to gore
Anon you're just making us assimilate pleasure to gore, fuck you
>>688559091
I think you meant to say GORE not REKT
REKT is people getting REKT gore is the aftermath
as a general rule of thumb if its not a gif/webm its likely just gore.
>>688564852
>fatty calling a fatty fat
>>688560827
hahaha agreed. we must be too old for this little boy playground.
>>688560827
My favourite part about this one is that the original writer had to actually be this lame to write this way to begin with whether he was trolling or not..
fucking reposts as usual
saged
>>688565113
>postFatty
I don't think english is your first language, is it?
>>688564102
Rekt can be gory though as long as its showing it happening and not just the corpses
>>688565142
I read this footage didn't exist any more. Interesting
>>688559862
fucktard
>>688561175
lolo failo englisho retardo
>>688559862
fuck u
>>688559862
dat boi
>>688560949
You monster!!!
>>688565441
anymore info on it? I found it on a rekt thread a while back with no info
I can't believe people think you can actually die this way, you can't it's water it's not like you are hitting concrete. The only way you can die this way is if you didn't know how to swim and drowned
>>688564742
Like I said retard. I'm working so it's a bit difficult to work and derail at the same time
>>688565772
Yeah, people usually drown
>>688559949
fake and gay
>>688565791
You aren't derailing shit, We don't mind tits and porn retard
>>688559717
>has teeth
>>688565791
Good job NSA, keep it up! Proud of ya
>>688565772
Are...you trolling? Or are you just that fucking stupid?
>>688565722
Assassination of Japanese politician Inejiro Asanuma, caught live on TV.
>>688560968
shit
>>688565772
Idiot. You're supposed to reply that statement
>>688560949
what the fuck is your problem. The help desk is gonna flip shit.
>>688565772
>i can't believe people think you can actually die this way
please be trolling
>>688559977
I don't know what has me harder, trip dubs or those tits.
>Probably the tits
>>688565772
Gene!!!! :(
>>688561326
looks like a burned prop alien from SW:Episode 1
>>688559862chopped
>>688561444
like the loser you are. If you don't like rekt threads, stay out of them. It's pretty simple but then so are you so why can't you grasp that simple concept?
If you had some intelligence you would ignore these threads instead of spamming them like an insecure attention whore with no life.
>>688562602
thats some jail time.
>>688565772
if you hit water at a high enough speed the impact can kill you. that's why when you dive from high distances you have to tuck your head in or it will snap your neck
doubled rekt
>>688565075
Fuck you
>>688566888
trips have spoken
>>688562974
was this from the story of the kid who stole his friends virtual currency on some MMO? He dismembered his friend and the kids mom walked in on this happening. It was in brazil of course.
>>688566804
calm down.its just water. i cant die from pouring a glass of water on my head. how is that different?
>>688567090
yes
>>688564650
Keep trying anon, you're doing God's work.
>I wanna bury my face in those tits and forget about the troubles of the world.
>>688566647
No. I'll be here all day son.
>>688564383
i assume you are the big boss around here. we must run content past you before it can be deemed eligible for a thread.
kys newfag
>>688559091
>video related
https://youtu.be/srb4_7F3lAc?t=48
>>688565075
Literally this
This thread..... Needs more porn
>>688564974
>those legs
that is even too much for bestgore.com
>>688567203
That's like saying dropping a pebble on your head means jumping off a building won't kill you
Sick fucks
>>688567529
sauce?
>>688567777
Checked son. Leanne crow
>>688567529
>This thread..... Needs more porn
All threads need more porn ,doesn't make it any less of a rekt thread
>>688567644
have you ever jumped into a pool?
did you die?
no.
also theres a huge difference between a pebble and a building.
i aint falling for your bait.
This thread is almost derailed. You guys are making this too easy
>>688567773
>Is this not a perfectly reasonable place to park?
>>688567928
thx m8
>>688559862
Every summer without fail
>>688565772
If you ever belly flopped off a diving board, you would understand.
>>688562911
this hapens in Corrientes Argentina my city
>>688567994
You're right!!! Dumping Moar porn
>>688559862
Gtfo fag
>>688559862
pls no
>>688559862
You bastard
>>688568043
You're welcome bud
>>688568188
That pussy's so rekt it looks like she's taking a shit
does this count as porn?
>>688568006
I know this is extreme bait to know, but in case you're not baiting;
Try jumping into a pool from 3 meters, belly first, limbs extended. All flat, no diving.
Now image that times ten. From 30m.
>>688568006
there's a huge difference between jumping into a pool from 10 feet and and 750 feet (golden gate bridge)
jjj
>>688561444
Holy fucking shit there has been some awesome tits posted in the past 3 days.
>>688559862
I know everyone's mad at this dude, but I'm not taking that fucking chance. I love my mom.
>>688568395
How about this one
>make rekt posts great again
>reposts same shit
>>688559862
damnit
>>688568789
I'm here for the porn now
YLYL thread now
Thread almost derailed
>>688568753
Why the animosity against rekt threads? What did we ever do to you?
>>688561527
Who is this?
>>688568875
He has the right idea
>>688567856
You bastard
>>688559862
no ty
>>688561089
Looks like Earl Sweatshirt is still a HEAD of the game..
>>688559862
Nah
>>688568990
Nothing. Just bored bruh. Only here to derail rekt/gore threads
>>688568753
Who is?
>>688569052
Penny pax nigga
>>688559862
Leave my momma alone
>>688569105
Damn it Carlos
>>688569212
Princess Ava Marie nigga
>>688568525
>>688568530
WATER ISNT HARD. It moves and flows. maybe if someone put water under pressure and shot it at you it would hurt, but if you jump into it its going to move around you.
>>688569173
Best way to derail a thread is to post cp
>>688568141
our country, Boludo
>>688566489
That's quad dubs you blind fuck
Sick fucks
>>688561781
http://pornsharing.com/hot-susanna-gets-nailed-after-giving-head_v32422#.V1itjPl95hE
Best I could find
RIP rekt/gore threads
>>688559862
Fuck off
>>688569249
Much thanks my fellow kneegrow
>>688562209
Isn't this like a copy of daisies destruction?
>>688569105
I swear to god..
>>688569827
Not all heros wear capes. Thank you sir
>>688559862
Summer is real.
Same dick, different day.
>>688568395
>virgin
>>688569946
You're welcome bud
Co-worker. Careful when driving quads and side by sides.
>>688570290
Talk about getting wood.
>>688570290
He's got a long piece of wood between his legs
>>688559862
yep
>>688568950
Does anybody know the story of this?
>>688559862
suh dude
>>688570079
I wish I was a virgin, I wouldn't have this gnarly rash on my junk
>>688568475
Yes.
>>688565772
All the newfags taking the bait.
>>688559862
I don't want to get Bazinga'd again, not after last time
>>688567856
I hope your mother is dead. Or better yet, dieing slowly somewhere.
I love rekt vids... Ecspecially when a bully gets fucked up, but when the line blurred from rekt to gore I was sad, but when threads get derailed by porn I feel sadder knowing freedom of speech(no matter how fucked) is being threatened, I ask you Bernie panders supporter/sjw just look the other way... Just allow us degenerates continue to be degegenerates and you sjw types to be faggots
>>688569382
Water is almost half as dense as concrete, and hitting concrete from 1 ft. can kill you if you land on your head, nevermind 750
>>688559862
bazinga
>>688565772
Google: Surface tension
>>688559862
Sleep tight, mother.
>>688559091
Funny thing... nobody died in the incident in OP's video
>>688561444
You make it so much easier to fap to gore!!! Doin' Gods work, man!
>>688570511
Also 3 ended wood. Group sex!
>>688561527
Keep derailing please
>>688559862
Yj d
>>688571348
That's right faggot. I'm here now. Your rekt threads are finished
>>688559862
I call bullshit
>>688559862
my mom died when i was 8 years old fag. your post has no effect on me
>>688572238
you're a sociopath who gets off on being powerful, hate to break it to you, but "derailing" threads doesnt mean shit. its 4chan bro, its the internet, you are nothing.
>>688572238
How do you finish something that is exactly the same content ever fucking time the pop up
Pretty sure it was finished before you ever got here
>>688559862
Fuck you fag
>>688572762
By you responding
>>688572719
So quit reacting to it
>>688573275
Nah, I'm here for the porn, and posting the can't die that way golden gate gif.
Fun fact: guy in the gif actually lived, and made a fucking documentary about people jumping off the bridge.
This thread fucking blows. Like 4 webms, a bunch of gore and porn. Some rekt thread.
Porn/reply post: 1
Rekt/gore: 0
Kek too easy
>>688573849
Share with me more of your grievances
RIP sweet angel
>>688559862
Fuck you sheldon
>>688559862
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>688559862
aw shit
>>688574139
My fucking butt hole itches and my food is taking forever to cook it FUCKING BLOWS
>>688575539
kek
better then porn
280 shitposts.
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