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Is it true losing weight will help me lose my virginity, social retardness, anxiety and depression?
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ye
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>>688554390
virginity: of course. girls dont want to fuck ugly slobs
social retardedness/anxiety: no. being good looking doesnt stop you from being retarded
depression: it will help, but might not cure it. a lot of depression stems from unhealthy living, but your depression could be a combination of genetics and health
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>>688554683
But i dunno. I shut myself out from outside world for about 7 years now. I feel ill never know how to communicate with people and will die a kissless wizard.
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>>688554390
yes

>>social
>you look better people treat you better you get nicer relationships
>>physical
>losing weight increases average testosterone levels which has good effects on male mood, it also lowers estrogen levels which makes you more emotional (like a woman)
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>>688555050
If op goes to a gym or gets a personal trainer it will
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>>688555070
ye
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>>688555070
well, start going to the gym then. it's a good way to get healthy and meet qts
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>>688555693
ye
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>>688554390
no,losing weight doesnt cure your autism.
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Are you talking about strictly losing weight? Or do you mean by exercising? Losing weight by just watching meals and calories will certainly help, as you'll feel better, but exercise is definitely the way to go (both for best results).

It's proven that exercising makes you happier. Endorphins and all that. If you're so out of shape that you can't do anything, and everything is difficult, start by walking. Walk daily. Do SOMEthing to get your body started on the road to recovery.

Eat less frozen foods, less fast foods, and cook more. Cooking your food helps you see exactly what you're eating, as well as naturally making healthier foods than what you could buy. Drink less (or lighter) beers. Or better yet switch to wine and only drink enough for a buzz. Alcohol is way heavy in excess calories, and beer is a fuck ton of carbs.

Short answer, yes. Long answer, yes. Exercise and eat better. Walk to the grocery store and force yourself to carry your shit home.

ps. Hygiene is important to most people. Shower daily, wear deodorant, and brush your teeth at least once a day. Yellow listerine is best.
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>>688555693
But i have too much anxiety :(
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>>688554390
it's a start but wont magically cure shit
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>>688556050
ye
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>>688554390
/fit/
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>>688556050
ye
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>>688556050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ
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>>688556143
I went on /fit/ couple months ago and started working and lost 50 lbs in about 4 months. But i stopped because im shit at sticking with things.

Im currently:
6' 3"
360lbs

I know if i start up again ill just get unmotivated within 3 months. Any tips on how to stay motivated?
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>>688556657
ye
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>>688554390
yes. it worked for me. Lost virginity, anxiety, depression. Social life improved, but i wasnt socially autistic. Getting thin and loosing weight is awesome and crucial to live a nice life. You automatically become happier.
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>>688556772
And im 20 year old neet. And summers coming up which means another year of going to beach with anxiety and covering my body with t shirt.

Fhck fuck fuck i think ill just an hero soon
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>>688554390
No, you can have the body of Adonis yet stay virgin forever if you'll act as a beta faggot you are.
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>>688557065
ye
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>>688556050
well sack up then. it's not that scary
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>>688557273
Also i have a tiny dick. Its even more embarrassing because im 6' 3" and girls would assume i have a large peen but its only 5" .

Fuck me man. Why did god curse me with such a shit tier body.

If i lost weight would my dick get bigger?
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>>688557065
wait, so you'd rather die than go to the gym?
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>>688554390
Absolutely. I was a sad fatty virgin who lost 40lbs one summer, came back to high school skinny and got a hot gf right away. Handjobs, tit sucking, but that's it with her. Got another beautiful gf who was more experienced and lost my v card immediately. Years later gained weight, single forever, lost it again and again got hot gf.
It works OP, and with the girls comes confidence. Losing weight is boring but pretty simple just stick with it
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>>688557614
Losing weight would reveal more of your Hymen Hammer
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>>688557614
actually yes. your dick will get a lot bigger if you lose a shitload of fat
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>>688557749
Death seems less scary tbch
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>>688557614
It won't get bigger, It will just look bigger because it doesn't drown in your fat.
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>>688556802
Same.
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>>688556657
Jesus 6'3"? Do you have a massive unused cock? I'm 5'8" and losing weight helped me a bunch but tall fags always have mad advantage.
Get off your lazy ass and lose that weight so you can start splitting chicks in half
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>>688558043
>>688557988
>>688558125
This alone is what motivates me the most. I think ill give it another shot guys. Thank u anons

Also do u know where i can get roids from?
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>>688558312
See >>688557614
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265 to 175 here. The easy answer is yes, people will react and treat you differently, but if you're still a weeb NEET nerd you'll stay a loser. But odds are if you're a fat guy, you probably have a sense of humor, so probably not the case
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>>688557988
Dubs checked. Also hymen hammer ftw!
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>>688558448
Don't roid bro. You're nuts will shrink and that overtaxed heart in your fat chest will explode
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>>688558448
Don't anabolic steroids shrink your testes though

>smaller testes less testosterone?
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>>688558448
Order them on some website
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>>688557614
5" is definitely not tiny. It's more or less average.
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>>688558622
I havent had a friend in 7 years so looks like im fucked.

Who cares though i just want to look good so i can feel good. Ill hire a prostitute i dont give a fuck i just want to look good
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>>688558448
dewd, you dont need roids, just get a good preworkout powder like c4 or Pre. roids can contribute to acne and gay-ass mood swings
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>>688558940
Below average.
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>>688554390

Yes to the first one, no to the rest.
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>>688558940
Are u a girl? Will u let me fuck u
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>>688558940
>>It's more or less average
>more average
kek
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>>688555281
Nah, doesn't help at all with anxiety or depression.
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>>688559113
Maybe if i get in shape girls will think my tiny dick is cute r-right?
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>>688558949
the best way to make friends is to have a hobby in common (i.e. going to the gym).
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>>688559138
ye
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>>688557749
It's less work, sounds reasonable to me.
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>>688559572
Sweet where u wanna meet?
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>>688559650
are you near boston?
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>>688559405
Idk mate, that heavily depends on the girl's individual preferences.
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>>688554390
i'm skinny and i'm all those things besides socially retarded
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>>688554390
No. I have had all of these at a healthy weight (and still have the first one).
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>>688559488
I dont want friends tbch i just want to look good and have sex tbch fam
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>>688559820
"No"
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>>688554390
I went from 110 kg to 70. Still on 4chan ^^
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>>688559924
>>688559854
Nigga im talking about getting fit with muscle not being some skinny nerd
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>>688559953
You can't look good and have sex not being able to make friends. A faggot with no friends can make any pussy dry, you know ?
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>>688559953
you think a grill will sex you if you dont have friends? grills dont want a friendless neet. you need friends before you can get laid
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>>688560201
Gaining muscle and losing weight are opposites, though.
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>>688560065
sux 2 b u
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>>688560543
Fuk u
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>>688560344
generally when someone says they want to lose weight, theyre talking about losing fat. im sure most fat people would be fine with gaining muscle
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>>688560718
NO U
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>>688560765
Well I don't have much fat, so my point still stands.
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>>688560807
Too Far niglet
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