>>688541778
"Hello, I sucked my dad's dick, is that ok for you?"

>>688541778
I'm bi, so thats not a problem.

>>688541778
Is CP a problem for you ?

Mummah! Hewp! Babbeh stuckies!

Nuu! Stuckie nummie am bad fow babbeh!

>>688542187
faggot

>>688541778
"My penis may be small but my heart is big mah lady"

>>688541778
Hi Sammy, you're really cute. I like your honesty and I don't mind kids, though raising three boys sounds like a Herculean task. Do you have any spare time away from them to meet up for a drink on me?

>>688541778
Nice. I love young boys !

I am dat boii, oh shit waddup

>>688542357
re-roll

drug drum anal atheistic funky drum kit shit post death killer spastic penis japanese falling apart to duty death unicorn screw my cork and flame my abort

>>688542357
last roll

>>688542280
Dont stop moving nao pappew!

Scootawoo nee save daddeh!

What sort of crazy bitch tattoos a grey and white arrow on their forehead?

>>688542574
Lost my shit

>>688541778
Words cant decide how beautiful you are.
But numbers can 3/10

>>688542511
Winner

>>688541778
Drive your boys into a lake. They're not that old. How attached can you really be?

>>688542070
That's a fucking good one.

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Well it's interesting

>>688541778
i love how way to young chicks with way to many kids act like because they're okay with it, everyone should be. like fuck you dummy, don't get knocked up 3 times before you can rent a car

Do you like the taste of autistic dick?

>>688542872
keep posting OP

I don't care if you think your vagina is a clown car and 20 kids crawl out of it, as long as you let me go balls deep in your ass.

>>688542872
I'd also like to include your kids in this if this is a problem unmatch me.

>>688542511
>>688542511
>>688542511
>>688542511

>>688543499
We has the winrar

Op here what about this chick will do dubs

>>688543581
rolling for this

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To tired for 4 chan

>>688541778
she look like the creators from Prometheus

>>688543861
6/10 would do

>>688543861
so i just wiped off my face
you ready to sit down ;3

>>688544100
nice dubs

>>688543861
lol your mate a freo fan?

>>688543861
>>688543499

>>688544369
Fuck Freo... as of last week, my teams niw on the bottom :/

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>>688544100
Here you go

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>>688542574
You are a legend on this board

Op here. I go for freo even though there the worst at the moment

>>688544615
ah shame you're a bomber. eagles represent 6055 boie

>>688545038
idk wtf if wrong with your team atm dam shit is fucked worse than west coast a few years ago

>>688545399
>>688545411
winrars

>>688541778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8

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>>688541778
Good luck finding a sugar daddy

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Apparanlty this chicks tinder profile said she was cam girl and I have to say. I'm in you guys can work with that I want nudes

Show me that rosebud

>>688545619
I'll bet you $100 that my cock is smaller than any other cock you've ever seen.

>>688545619
i'd like to lick your armpit

>>688545399
fuck. do i get to pick what to post or y'all gon post this shit about sports?

incase of dubs.. hey angel whats up you keen to get shat on tonight ;) jokes/not jokes ;) ;) lol

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>>688545619
some one stole my toilet seat

>>688546060
winner

>>688545411
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways.
Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>688546060
>incase of dubs.. hey angel whats up you keen to get shat on tonight ;) jokes/not jokes ;) ;) lol

xD hehehe

Op here Nah we are still on the quest for dubs for the kik one trips and I'll release the kik unless you persuade me other wise

>>688546362
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>688541778
>23
>3 FUCKING KIDS
>desirable
People like her should be gassed

>>688546060
FUCKING WINRAR

>>688546547
trips get...

>>688541778
Sorry for matching with you
, I'm actually gay.

Good thing you look dead cuz I'm a necrophile

>>688547088
but then add.
sight though cos you look like a dude a little bit. how hairy is your butt?

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Well boys we did it

>>688541778
No daughters!?

>>688541778
>23
>3 kids
>looking for a new match

oh god, good luck OP

>>688547697
I love you colleen

>>688547697
Kek

Add: You look kinda like a dude, lets swap hairy ass pics

>>688546178
>>688546708
Are you mentally deficient?
6060 isn't dubs
>b-but it's twice 60!
dubs are 2 repeating digits, this isn't

FUCK OP AND FUCK THIS GAY THREAD

Op back again dubs gets first message

>>688548254
suck my cocko

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Forgive me

>>688548254
I even suck my dad's dick.

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>>688548378

>>688548191
dude got dubs talking about sports

>>688548254
i have aids, please don't be shy to me

>>688548191
Ever heard of having some fun fuck head

>>688548254
don't worry, I don't like niggers or jews.

>>688548254
I want to give you a 4th child pls msg me back !!!

>>688548378
tell her she's got the fat body type of someone who loves beer and cheese

>>688548254
I like gay child porn, please don't judge me

suck my ass betafag

>>688548378
what a coincidence i have beer in my fridge and my dick is cheesy af

>>688547088
rolling

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>>688548378

>>688548254
"I lost my virginity to my brother"

>>688548639
>hahaha ask her if she wants shit on her face hahahaha xD
>fun
This has nothing to do with fun. Fun is when your messages aren't so stupid so that she'll actually reply and gets dragged into this shitshow
This is no different than making anonymous calls to random people in your phone book and just pant into the mic

>>688548378
Beer+Cheeze = lol

>>688548378
Dick cheese anyone?

>>688548254
Sorry, but women are ugly

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>>688548254
I'm really dedicated to my waifu, but you can be my side bitch
>send pic related

>>688548378
dude, strike up a normal conversation with her, and then start having 4chan ruin it, you send her some nonsense right away, she's just not gonna respond

>>688548378
Tell her to send feet pics

"Do you have a while to talk about allah?"

I'll tongue punch your fartbox if you twiddle my diddle :)

>>688549376
Roll

>>688548378
I'm on the grocery store what should i pick up for us tonight?? ;>D

>>688548254
Jews did 9/11

>>688549419
Reroll

>>688549456
Rereroll

>>688549452
rolland

>>688549513
Last one

Why aren't you in a kitchen?

>>688548378
Is it hella the fuckin le epic?

>>688549376
Rollerino

>>688549577
finally

>>688549577
NOICE
O
I
C
E

>>688549376
Rolly polly olly >>688549376

>>688549112
I am sorry mr fun police. How dare I find something fun. Using tinder normally is Boring as fuck. Yes op finds this fun so go fuck your self

>>688549577
WINRAR

>>688541778
> chinese
> sushi

I sneak up on me like.

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>>688549577
Here you go

sharpie in nostril you slut, let my cum drip down your back into the crevice of your ass. I'd like you to know that you are one good looking slut ready to obey my order.

>>688550132
Post a result faggot

>>688550044
win

>>688542467
> 8 year old detected

KYS you fucking waste of breath

>>688550432
Literally non have replied

>>688550132
Show us the conversation you fucking retard.

>>688548378
A ... how are you ? How you B ?
If there's something you want to C ....
I can show you my D.

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>>688542574
Topzozzle

>>688550942
There are non you faggot if you think you can do it better then you try

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>>688551188
I thought it was to good to pass up con grats

>>688551712
Are you a boy or a girl?

>>688551712
>>688550132
>>688547697
>>688542872
>>688544706
the point is to have a conversation, faggot

Good evening m'lady. You're quiet the mademoiselle. I'd like to invite you over to taste some cheese and drink wine, if drugs are you thing do not fret. I have plenty of Tylenol PM you will be taking.