Rule 1: Women are stupid.
Rule 2: Women will do anything you want provided you get convince them it doesn't matter to you or not whether you do. Make a demand and a woman will resist. Act like you don't care and they will do anything you want.
Rule 3: You're a fag for wanting your butthole licked.

>>688540692
Wanted to get my woman to suck cock more.
Started eating pussy more in order to encourage her.
Somehow I started loving doing it.
Now I rather eat pussy than have my cock sucked.
Life is strange.

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>>688540692
I dated a girl who liked my ass once, she was borderline personality disorder so I couldn't stay with her very long.
No girl has ever licked my ass again.
My wife won't lick my ass.
Not likely I will ever have a girl lick my ass ever again.
>tfw it was my favorite thing ever

>>688540994
This guy's never got his butt hole licked.

>>688541246
and never will

>>688541197
Afraid of this if I left my current girlfriend.
If a girl was into it right away and one of the first times she gave me head I wouldn't be into it either I would just think. Fuck how many other dudes ass has she licked.

>>688540994
>i've never had my butthole licked

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>>688541435
get your shitter licked while you can my friend, she's like a white buffalo

>>688541421
Life changer man. If you can get a girl first. Then talk her into trying it. Not gay at all. Honestly sexually nothing compares. I don't like when she touches it with her fingers and she's never stuck a finger in. Just that tongue.

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>>688540994
>Sexual activity with a girl makes you a fag if it's not missionary sex for procreation

>>688541174
how you get big cums tho?

>>688541174
its called being in control

>>688541726
I love seeing my woman unable to control herself. I could do her with my mouth until I cum in my pants. The perfect night.

>>688542115
>I cum in my pants
To each their own, but that sounds boring and not fun at all.

My asshole is a funny bird. It has a wheel that sounds like a trumpet. Are you trying to dance? I love green zebras with 3 sunglasses in the air.

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>>688540692
Same boat here, OP.
Went the taint/rimjob route years ago and never looked back. Simply will not be with a woman who doesn't eat ass.

>>688540692
That's funny. My girl eats my ass whenever I tell her to.

>>688540692
Yeah I never though I would enjoy a rimjob but one time I college I was hooking up with a really slutty chick and she was laying on her back on the bed , I was standing up next to the bed and she was sucking my cock and bulls then she grabbed me by my ass to pull me in closer and she started tonguing my butthole while jerking me off over her tits.

I never woulda thought Id be into getting a rimjob but after that i fucking loveeeee it

>>688540692
rimjob feels nice but no way in hell am I doing it anymore, I ain't kissing a girl after that and no kisses during sex is sad af

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>>688540692
Love getting my ass licked by azn qt's

>>688542828

>she can kiss your ass but you cant yours

>>688542828
>won't rim girls
>won't kiss girls during sex

just go get fucked by a guy.

>>688540994
>You're a fag for wanting your butthole licked
Says the person who's obviously never had their butthole licked

>>688540692
>That's gross, I hope that's not what you're into because you'll never get that

That's what they say about everything until you make them do it once, and then they see how not-that-bad it is, and they start doing it on their own, and eventually it becomes normal or they might even like it.

>>688542561
Yes! Thats right.

always real self conscious about having my rim licked. i don't want them to be tasting my shit and thinking of it whenever we bang. regardless of how clean you are, it's still an ass

I won't get into "the game" and how to attract girls and all that - anyone that's not an idiot can figure it out, tho it may be a lot tougher if you're young.
My biggest revelation was when I realized how slutty all girls are (every single one) when they think no one will find out. Literally every single one, no exceptions, even your mom. Especially your mom.
Re: rimjobs. I don't mind them but they don't do a lot for me. If anything they're hot because they feel taboo/naughty but that's just me.

>>688540692
Dude! Pretty much same thing with my girl too. She totally wasn't into it. One day she was licking my balls and I just kinda pushed her head lower. She knew what to do from there. Always rims me now

>>688542561
Happy Camper Don't Dance

>>688540692
>That's gross I hope that's not what youre into because you'll never get that
They always say that shit until they try it or until they figure out you won't think less of them for doing it. Had a girl who was super against me eating her ass or playing with her feet. Took like a month for me to convince/make her try it and suddenly, she fucking loves it.

>>688543564

Maybe they are tasting your piss and thinking of it whenever you bang.

>>688540692
>Have girlfriend.
>Started getting into rimjob porn.
>Doubt she would ever do that for me.
>Even says one time "that's gross I hope that's not what youre into because you'll never get that."
>Sad.
>She had no idea I was interested.
>Year later.
>Shes sucking my balls one day and goes down to my gooch.
>Licks for a min and I push her head lower.
>She doesn't even hesitate and goes to town.
>Now she loves doing it and usually does everytime we fuck now.
...are you me? do we life the same life?
i recently started to stick 2 fingers into her ass while i jerk it and jizz on her ass or back. she loves it.
she claimed "if you ever try something with my ass im gonna kill you" and that generic shit.
now she lets me finger her ass, a finger in her ass during doggy etc.
shit is nuts. she even loves giving me a rimjob.
she was the sweetest girl when i met her, but i knew deep down she's a woman. she does the EXACT shit like the gif.
they are dirty too. besides, if they know that's how they can keep you faithful and only fuck her, they're willing to do it anyways and get into it.

>>688541174
same

>>688541769
A little bit of this. But it's also enjoying the act in general. I like the taste, smell, texture of pussy.

>>688540692
>She had no idea I was interested.
No, she knew.

>>688540692
Choking. Giving and reciving.
Did nothing for me in porn earlier, but after doing it some IRL it is now pretty rad.

I like dominating my women.

I had one that was WAY into it.

So much so she would fight back.

I had to stop because she was taking it too far.

She wanted to be choked out. I almost broke her arm and could have easily crushed her larynx the way I was choking her.

Never left any permanent marks

She is bi-polar; I think I dodged a bullet when we broke up because I am pretty sure she would have at least called rape.

(it was one of her fantasies)

my fiancee and I had done everything short of scat and piss thankfully and I had done things like make her squirt and we'd had spontaneous anal more than once

we went to a sex shop

i ate her ass

she barfdicked me by accident andthankfully it was just all whipped cream

that's when you wife a bitch, when she goes too far for her own good

>>688544295
Same woman would sit in the bathtub and beg for me to piss in her mouth and drink my piss.

She would then suck me off to completion.

>>688540994
>Rule 3: You're a fag for wanting your butthole licked.
why though?
why do you think this is about homosexuality?
i don't want to be fucked in the ass. are you afraid of passive anal with your gf when she fingers your ass?
does that bother you?
you still decided to get into this thread. i think you're taking your own issues into this.
i never thought i'd have a rimjob in my entire life, because jesus it's my fucking asshole and i never expected my gf to do this.
all of a sudden during a blowjob she did it on her own and after a couple of wtf moments in my head i just enjoyed the shit and now she does it all the time, like OP's gf.
who am i to argue here if it feels good?

but anon, i have to ask. are you gay? :(
do you hate yourself?

>>688541174
>what is 69

>>688544512
You lucky bastard

>>688544512
Eventually she got religion.

Now she is a church woman.

I wonder how her church friends would feel knowing what a sick slut she is.

>She texts me from time to time. Still is very much a freak.

I like dicks and titties

>>688544758
You can only ride the crazy train so long before you have to get off.

>>688544295
>>688544425
>>688544512
seriously
you lucky fucking bastard
i don't even wanna know if she's hot just fuck you and enjoy this shit
jelly as hell
the things i'd do to that whore

My girl was a big "you're not going to get anal from me" kind of girl. Tons of boyfriends tried before.

Her girlfriend at the time tried. She thought it was disgusting and didn't see the appeal at all.

Now she can't go on without anal. She would be sad as fuck if I didn't want to fuck her asshole.

She also didn't like creampies

>>688545029
no homo?

same here, i've got into rimjob porn before we started dating.
Since I like licking her ass pretty much everytime we have sex, she just kinda did someday to me and it was total bliss.

>>688545117
Not so hot but not bad either.

Older woman.
Tit job (10k worth of tit job mind you; DD)

Has 2 sons, they frequent 4chan

Posted her pics once. A bunch of fags said she was busted. I hope her kids saw the post.

>>688545293
Only half or full depending on the situation

>>688540692
I like turtles

>>688545475
I'm not mad at you. I fap to gay porn every now and then. But only because i'm bored, haven't had sex in 4 years, and have been masturbating every single day since the last time I had sex. There's only so much encoxada...

>>688545211
You're so cool, Brewster. How can I be like you?

>>688540692
I got my girlfriend to do it after I admitted to wanting to try getting my butthole licked.

It was amazing, and she's okay with it. If I ask for it, she'll do it.

OP knows what's up. 10/10.

>>688545835
Just be open about what you want and open to giving her what she wants. My girl was into choking but nobody would do it for her and I said I wouldn't mind and she just opened up from there.

>>688546404
My girl refuses to do it and I'm not sure if I really want it tbh fam.

The girl I lost my virginity to was bi-polar and a total slut. Couldent suck dick at all but tried and let me fuck her mouth, loved calling me daddy and getting choked and slapped and degraded. After her the girls I date always end up being vanilla or really conservative sexually due to some emotional trauma.
The girl I'm dating now is the same and I want her to be really vocal during sex and talk dirty and let me be really rough but aside from some miner choking and hair pulling she doesn't let me and it kills me. She isn't a fan of pain at all and I love inflicting it.

>>688540994
It's not gay if she has a feminine tongue.

>>688547126
it's not gay if it's a girl

>>688546877
You've tried to get her into it and she still doesn't want it? You might have to find a new female. Sex is important.

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My ex insisted on giving me rimjobs, even though I wasn't in to it. The whole thing just feels gross, and after she's done it would be like I was making out with my own butthole. Something I'm sure you degenerates would get intensely turned on by.

>>688546524
It's all about what you two are comfortable with /b/ro. It took a while for me to get my gf, now wife, to try it but she's open. Usually I try to shower before hand though.

I'm all up for eating her ass out though, anytime.

Anyway, comfort thing. See what you two like.

>>688547681
>Low test. spotted.

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>>688547681
>it would be like I was making out with my own butthole. Something I'm sure you degenerates would get intensely turned on by.

Maybe

>>688547891
Guaranteed more than you, hombre.