Absolute cringe thread. pic related, will continue on the profile information in thread
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Absolute cringe thread.
>pic related, will continue on the profile information in thread
>>688539732
Part 2
bumping with this badboy
>>688539732
Part 3
>>688539732
Part 4
>>688539732
Part 5
>>688539732
>the sheer amount of furfags on steam
>>688540214
This one's by far the biggest furry that made me want to kill myself
>>688539732
It would appear that op is salty for some reason
Elaborate
Also who the fuck puts any info on their steam profile
>off laptop/phone
Didn't know you had to give your entire life line on your steam bio
>>688539840
LMAO I WAS FRIENDS WITH THEM YEARS AGO KILL ME
>>688540108
What's the point in putting that?
AAAAAAAAUGH IT LITERALLY FUCKING HURTS TO LAY MY EYES ON MY FUCKING SCREEN
>>688539907
>suing someone for scaming u on steam
>suing someone for calluing u names on steam
kek
>>688539732
What's wrong with sharks?
>>688539907
>You will be sued
What a retarded faggot.
You can tell when someone knows nothing about law when they threaten to sue over things like cyber-bullying and in-game 'scams'.
Also
>16
Bullshit
>Female
Bullshit
This is definitely a tranny manchild roleplaying a schoolgirl.
>>688539840
That looks like standard shit.
>>688539907
Here it gets cringey, but given the benefit of doubt, they only used the term 'sue' instead of report to valve support to scare 12 year olds.
>>688539732
There is only one way
>Cyberbully Me = sued get
It's 'her' broken English that makes it that bit more bullshit
>>688541921
then they claim they have dyslexia
>>688539732
A furfag is a higher level than me on steam
Oh boy.
>>688541283
post more?
>>688542380
>>688541283
Kill your-fucking-selves
>>688541598
Nah dude I Skyped with her about a year and a half back
She's legit but is super awkward with people (like you expect from people who hide behind a fursona)
There's literally too much
>>688542844
What's her name and skype
>>688542941
Her names Emily
I've changed PCs since I Skyped with her but ill have a look
Also if anyone has the url to her profile I might have a nickname still assigned to her profile as proof
>>688542844
If you did, your name must be Nino Von Brackel. I know her too.
>>688542337
>>688542848
Well, looks like you found more cringey profiles to look at.
>>688543170
Probably one of her exes. Did you face time her?
>>688543208
?
Are you the squad from the Netherlands who used to Skype chat with us like all the time
>>688542844
apparently, eddy nolan is one of her exes. i love the way how she claims to be in a relationship with a war hero
>>688543386
Nah she never wanted to like chat with real voices or faces or shit
>>688543472
I know her too. My brother used to face time her all the time. Believe it or not, his name is Eddy Nolan. Yes, I'm his brother, the real Eddy Nolan people.
Good thread, boys. Keep it up.
bump this shit
i find this profile and now two people who know her are in this thread. this is GOLD
>>688539732
https://youtu.be/8bgV1RXQvXs
u want more?? :)
>>688539732
>steam on mobile
thats about as hard as i can cringe tbh. the profile is just icing on the cake
>>688541283
Nice cringe, m8
>>688544397
yes
>>688544665
>>688543594
Are you one of her exes?
>>688544804
Nah. Just a friend
She used to talk about one guy all the time, all I remember was his username was emoticon. Dunno if the other guy in the thread knows him or whatever but that's all I know
>>688539840
>see them as an annoying kids
>>688545090
Ayy
>>688545119
His name is Darren. Did she ever talk of a man named Eddy?
>>688545090
Nice feet!
>>688544415
What a waste of artistic talent.
Ayy
>>688542337
>defensive pose
>>688545715
Shhh
>>688539732
Fake as shit. Why would someone from the UK call themselves a 'high school' student? We call it secondary school here. I've literally never heard anyone call it 'high school'.
>>688545153
Gtfo zoophiles
>>688542848
Jesus Christ, have you got more
>>688545813
I have great artistic talent. I should use it to draw animal porn
I got more
>>688545895
Wow I fap to furry porn and even this made me cringe
>>688545929
Furry =/= zooaphile
This fucking faggot posted this on my profile. Ill post more.
>>688546250
Here's his profile.
>>688544397
>Raise hell and eat cornbread
>>688541093
Why?
>>688546343
even moar
>>688546026
i guess thats why they call it deviant art
>>688546387
nobody asked for more, faggot
>>688546433
6th.
Go to his prof if u want more.
>>688546090
You seem a little salty over this
>>688546387
help me god
>>688546194
Da fokin wot?
>>688546499
forgot file...
>>688545337
Not that I can remember
Sorry man my memory is bad
>>688546249
Shark = animal
Attraction to animals = zoophilia
Keep deluding yourself.
>>688546246
And?
you do know that /b/ died in 2009 along with every one pranking on homes and fucking with ppl.
Anon used to be good and a bunch of smart hackers taking down major sites like FBI and shiz and now what...everything fallen to shit over the years.
>>688546595
when steam is ur life now dafuq
>>688546090
It's even worse when they don't have talent.
>>688539732
>iFag
cringed
Ew sharks
>>688542337
>Sharkosaurus is your friend
>>688546616
Don't worry. I wanted my brother dead, he's dead anyways, he thought I was dead for god knows how long. i bet she's seen this thread. I'm coming for you.
>>688546865
Well anthropomorphic but sure thing bud!
>>688544935
God every time I see this I can't believe how close to home the cringe was. I knew this guy in high school
>>688546867
well give her a pizza or something then
>>688546516
Some people have given at birth talent to draw amazing pictures and they use it to draw animal porn. Any artist with a head on their shoulders should find this disgusting.
>>688547036
I was going to get mad for you posting herm but I rememberd this isn't a fur thread so keep up the good work.
>>688545090
nice
feet
>>688547296
This is a real fetish? I thought it was joke a joke in Bob's Burgers...
>>688547543
Rather prank myself and send myself a Pizza instead.
>>688544316
>that fake hand
>>688547711
did Slav bread dieded ?
>>688547652
So you are a lil bit salty?
If you want I can post incredibly low quality stuff.
>>688539732
>>688539840
I dunno dude, id be down to fuck a shark
>>688547876
Dunno, save that one months ago
Here, have this one instead
>>688547401
Let me slap tits on a shark so its not zoophilic anymore. Good logic man.
>>688547445
lol so its real lmaoo makes it 10 times worse
Old but disgusting
>>688548067
It's anthropromorphism, real animals are gross as they don't have human fetures.
Emily Jane Mason is her name. She's talking with my brother at this very moment. He's calling a response team on me. Good luck. She will be dead before you can get to me. I will have her head in a basket. Mark my words, Jason.
>>688547914
Not really. More like a mix of disgust and sadness. Such a waste of talent
>>688547688
Will do.
>>688544316
>someone would lay that
the mind boggles
>>688548343
That's how I feel about a lot of things
Like people who make animated mlp porn videos and are really good animators.
>>688548342
wheres this from? i see this on every cringe thread
>>688547777
sweet sweet digits
IGNORE!
>>688548275
Like you have the right to refer to something else as gross or lacking human features.
>>688545407
jizzidy jizz
>>688548006
>being a reddit memer
>not using memes correctly
ree etc
>>688541283
Dr Shark Belly is that you?
>>688548587
Hue hue hue
Yeah I'm a pile of plastic cups IRL
>>688548695
Yeah
I should be napping as I have a paper to write tonight but it's 30o C and I can't sleep.
>>688544935
stfu dude stop
>>688541598
>16
HEY FUCK OFF SHE'S 16 AND A F U C K I N G H A L F!!! THAT'S BASICALLY AT ADULT! UNLIKE REGULAR 16 YEAR OLD C H I L D R E N!!!!!
>>688548807
No, you're a degenerate faggot that gaps to animals.
That he claims are fake to justify his zoophilia.
>>688548981
Sharks have that effect
Nyah ~ :3
>>688549108
Naw I'm a pile of plastic cups held together with scotch tape
Where's you are a block of 5% water 95% sodium chloride.
>>688540108
Being friends with her sounds like a fucking chore.
>like most women
>>688549410
No, you're either an autist or Schizophreniac.
>>688548006
The cringe is that guy is probably on here right now, hating on nigs and fags.
Part 1
Part 2
>>688547777
If he keeps hitting the gym like he has been and starts wearing the right paper bag over his head, he might get to fuck a chick.. maybe even a live one.
Part 3
>>688546534
>feeling great
>>688548006
Fucking degenerate
>>688549691
When Dawn detected the bright spots on Cerus it was through they may be ice, upon closer investigation it seems far more likely they are large deposits of salt.
Lucky for you we found your home planetoid.
>>688548528
That guy was a "Brony" who I think got on the news and mentioned 4chan. It's an old meme. A classic.
Aaaand icing on the cake
added the sharkuasaurus, post screenshots of your convo if anybody else added her.
>>688548259
Not really cringe
>>688550128
Yes. That's true. He also invented samefagging.
>>688550093
Jesus didn't die for this
>>688549613
"like most woman"
this
>>688550347
Yeah. It's actually pretty cool!!
>>688545090
i dont get it
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sabgfhyjukhjbgtfdrfes/
Add her, she's changing her url.
>Sharkuasaurus
>>688550461
Some schools of thought suggest the fellow the Jesus story is based off of was a guy who was spreading the teachings of Bhudda to the middle east.
So he was probably all for happiness and tranquility, so I can wager yes he did die for this as it makes me happy.
>>688550867
Thanks for contributing OC.
>>688551079
Most welcome
I only wish my pretzels where as salty as you guys.
>>688547296
he is not even getting better at drawing
>>688551260
I only wish you weren't such a nosy Jew
Back to your horsefucker containment threads
We have enough Cringe OC
Unless you're suggesting YOU'RE the cringeworthy content
In which case we have enough
cringe
>>688551590
Boy you sure are a crystalline ionic alcaloid.
>>688539732
>/b/
>cringe thread
now that's just ironic
>>688552234
Yee
>>688552026
And you sure are an annoying furfag
This isn't the furfag thread
It's off topic
>>688552234
when talking about something like this though, profiles on steam like that are goldust.
>>688542848
Fuck me that's awful
>>688552487
>It's off topic
Exactly, back with the cringe people.
>>688550645
You new?
>>688550461
Yes he did, silly :3
>>688541283
>>688546595
It's as if someone found a diamond in the rough, then swallowed it, ate some laxatives, and shit out a particularly shitty, blood-laced diamond on top of some festering dog-shit.
Christ.
>>688552487
It's a cringe thread
I'm posting cringe
Checkmate atheists
>>688552819
>Jesus didn't die for this
>Atheists
Kys
For more than one reason
>>688539907
i think i've actually gotten aids off reading this.
all jokes aside, is this what aids feels like.
Seriously. What the hell is wrong with you furfags...
>>688552998
Ayy lmao
>>688540015
>explains every single detail about herself on Steam
>Steam
>STEAM
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN
>>688552819
I feel like... this isn't a series of cringe posts, but a handful of people acting on a whim in the least classy way possible.
I guess the bodily fluids of /b/ got in the b/fur threads or something. Or, you guys aren't content with one another anymore, so you defaulted here.
>>688553168
Elaborate
>>688553168
Nyah :3
>>688553359
Naw I'm just killing time by screwing with the anon who keeps replying because it's fun.
>>688553489
Our Savior has arrived to smite the goatfuckers!
Thanks Lori!
>>688553660
I will save you from the furfags
>>688546284
' Kinda joker ' is like being ' kinda pregnant '
>>688553618 +1
No
It's because you're a massive faggot
>>688544842
> literally did nothing
>>688546249
I don't understand.
>>688553766
Yee
Derail the thread I'm shit posting in
That will show me!
>>688553940
I will stop you furfag
I wonder if any of them realize that a shark feels like sand paper.
Anyone remember the diaper furry forum raid? I can't remember the name of the site for the life of me.
>>688554063
You will never stop us <3
>>688554110
Yeah I know full well
I also know real sharks lack arms and legs.
Help me /b/anana bros! We must not let these furfags win!
>>688554448
You are helping me derail the thread, we are partners.
>>688554407
Nah, you'll stop yourself. None of you are going to pass on genetically.
Have fun being alone. Your pixles don't love you, larping in irc won't help you, and people will forget you. Go crawl back to IMVU and secondlife. :DDDDDD
>>688548342
holy shit this is cringy
>>688554617
You are cringy, but we are funny. We will make /b/ great again. And we will start by building a wall to get rid of you furfags!
Steam edition? Loads of cringe on steam
>>688554712
newfag detected
>>688554617
>Implying you have friends
>Implying you have acquaintances that aren't disturbed by your beastiality fetish
>>688550077
Quint-Dubs!!!! Holy mother of fucking shit!!!!
>>688552721
i also dont but i usually hang around at /pol/
>>688554769
I look forward to your inaction
We are almost at image limit, I'll let you take it from here.
Thanks for the help.
>>688554808
yes
>>688554617
>>688553619
>>688555052
Up to no good.
>>688554769
>you need to stop biting, biting makes it worse
>>688545837
Actually pretty common where I live.
Source:Britbong
>>688554876
that's quad dubs my dude
>>688555052
I don't care that you're posting furry, I'm just disappointed in your collection. Half of them look like the face is melting.
>>688543170
Post a pic of what she looks like, anon
image limit
>>688555580
Thanks Sherlock
>>688555369
He's pulling all of them from E621 with the shark tag. He's probably not a furry, just a faggot whos dedicated a little bit more of his carpal tunnel to shitposting.
Let us congratulate the true heroes of the cringe thread today.
>>688554663
Hehe I have a Boyfriend that happens to be a furry too and you are right about passing on genes, I really don't want kids.
And second life is fucking shit
>>688549613
/thread
>>688549286
hnnnggggg
>>688545715
FUCKING THIS. I've always been disgusted by the furry fandom, yet I see the amount of effort and talent that's been laid to waste drawing these abominations
>>688539907
god has failed us.
>>688555866
Thank you for taking out a shitty person from the gene pool and thank you for not passing on your failed genes.
My brother's a furfag. I've had some fun conversations with him. He said that IMVU is more popular and less trashy than second life.
So, whats your opinion on anthro/feral? Over rated autism or does it really matter if they're more human like?
>>688556076
It's good money from NEETs and the like, though.
You just have to either burn all of your bridges, or use that smut portfolio as the most guilty means of a paycheck until it no longer serves you, and you die old and alone.
>>688546194
I've tried this. It is much more disgusting than it looks.
>>688556673
Yeah I see that my genes are pretty failed when I look at my parents.
I am not attracted to animals, the thought of doing anything like that with an actual animal makes me feel very sick. So yeah anthro is better, I really can't come to an answer of why I like furry stuff. It all kinds of fucked up but i like it.
>>688557386
...Why?
>>688557673
Parental problems in childhood? You don't have to specify, but I've noticed this is probably something that helps push perversions live this.
Brother basically told me the people more prone to bestiality are going to like feral. He also used to show me BS about furry RP. Do you ever do BS for fursonas like dragon wings with a fox tale or something? Apparently this is taboo or at least an autism trigger for the faggot.
>>688548327
Oh, come on. You know you would eat human skin if given the chance.
>>688549956
>likes skyrim
fucking brain dead "XD gamerrss"
>>688550047
>wanting to watch rakudai no calavry
k-k-k-kill yourself
>>688549956
atleast he knows Teto
>>688550047
>RWBY
>Anime
>>688558464
Yeah I guess there were a fair few problems. Never done any roleplay stuff, don't feel the need to make a fursona or whatever but my fap folder is full of that shit.
>>688560254
I have a well developed fap folder as well including some furry for whenever I need to change out/I haven't busted a nut and my bicep is getting tired.
What was the catalyst to furfaggotry?
>>688546194
WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE...
CAPTAIN YELLOW 5
>>688548327
Bizarro Yoshikage Kira just wants a quiet life
>>688540424
Special snowflakes
>>688548157
What even are these books
>>688546142
Ok, that one made me laugh
>>688546387
I'm seeing the word "autism" all over these insane rants. Coincidence? I think not Dr. Watson!
>>688544397
Holy shit, this kid looks like a fat 12 year old me but with a way more extremely upturned nose. I feel fucking lucky about my weight and nose.
>>688548259
The fucking what is that unholy display of grostique mind?
>>688546478
Lol, so naïve. I've seen some ugly ass muthafuckas in my day.
>>688547036
I usually dont get turned on by furry art but damn this one got me
>>688541803
Kek.
>>688547777
Fucking checked, mutton chops boy.
>>688548140
.....Why am I turned on by this!?
>>688539907
>1,62 m
>72kg
We found Moby Dick, cap'n
>>688564669
cause you are a fucking faggot
