Sup /b/ dubs decide
>>688539323
We just met but I think I'm in love with you
>>688539453
Roll
>>688539323
I want to rest my ballsack on your nose and roll my balls over your eyes in slow circular motions
>>688539323
Lets go out for a drink.
>>688539453
Rolliando
>>688539453
Henry Rollins
i wood like to put my peenor in ur vagena pleas
>>688539453
This is good I want this. Roll
>>688539453
I roll to this
Breast Cup size ?
>>688539453
I'm gay send this
>>688539888
Trips checked!!!! Winrar
>>688539888
Trips get. OP must deliver
What's your address? I want to ship you a bottle of my delightful man juice
>>688539323
YOLO.
>>688539453
>>688539888
>>688539960
Too bad op is faggot
>>688539453
Rollll
>>688539453
Rolling that shit nigga
I want to stick your face in a meat grinder and just lick your deformed face
>>688539888
Now we wait
>>688540361
Just looking in your eyes makes my balls tingle
>>688540612
Roll
>>688540612
This Rolling
>>688540612
Rollolo
>>688540612
This dubs get
>>688540612
Rrrrrrrolll
>>688540612
rollerino
>>688540361
Well played! I'm impressed
>>688539323
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your
niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor. "Putting some of this on
her" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from
it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped
coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think
because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it. God I feel so great. I just
rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about
wept tears of joy. I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically
do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.
>>688540571
>>688540612
DO. IT
>>688540612
Rrrrrrrrrr
>>688540612
Rolliando
>>688540612
DUBS GET FFS
I dont think shes online right now so lets try this one.
Dubs again
>>688540854
Roll
>>688539323
Netflix and chill? My place is free
>>688540922
Winrar
>>688540922
WINRAR
>>688540854
Roll
>>688540854
Rolling stones
You faggots need to wait for her to respond.
>>688540963
Hey, nice sunglasses.
>>688541123
Fuck you dude
>>688540854
Roll
>>688541138
rol :P
Wanna come over to my mom's house for some chicken tendies?
>>688540963
Nice tits bitch... I'm sorry that was inappropriate. Want to get coffee and go back to my place and fuck until the break off dawn?
>>688540963
Show me your tits so I can see if you are worth my time.
>>688540922
Go OP
>>688541312
Rooooll
>>688540963
I can see you'r tits, it makes me horny :P
What does a vagina feel like
>>688541433
DING DING NIGGER!!!!!! WAKE UP BITCH
>>688541433
Well, there we go
>>688541433
winrar
>>688540854
rolling for this glorious shit
>>688540963
You make me nervous. Show me your vag so I know you don't have a penis. It'll calm me down.
>>688541566
Dubs winrar demands it
>>688541541
lol
>>688541433
We wait again
>>688541781
This bitch better be on
>>688541541
Rolling for this
>>688541781
kek
>>688541978
>>688541541
Rolling for this if she doesn't respond!
>>688541541
Please God this
>>688541541
givin it a roll
>>688541541
Rolling
>>688541541
Rolling
>>688542311
Winrar
>>688542311
Winrar
>>688542311
Cyka Blyat
>>688542311
Winner winner chicken nigger
I need to get off. Have snapchat?
>>688542311
Ohhh haha fuck yes dude
I want to smear dead jew all over you
>>688542822
Check'd
>>688540854
Roll
>>688542822
>>688542822
Not my fault they wont reply
Last one
Dubs again
You really remind me of Eva Braun. It kinda turns me on
>>688542985
nice hair
>>688542985
I wan 2 put my pe pe in ur vagoo
>>688543046
Rolling
>>688542985
You ugly af. Maybe if you send nudes, I'll talk to you
>>688543075
rol
>>688542985
im a single father, my son is black, i think my ex-cheated on me,
If I've sucked a dick does that make me gay??? Please don't ignore me
>>688542985
Hey sweety
wana suck on something massive and sweaty ;3
you look like the dyke bitch from game of thrones, only with a fugglier face and dumb fuckin hair. What's your # wanna get tacos?
>>688542985
Does the carpet match the pussy fur?
>>688543075
this, gotta start easy
>>688543134
Real talk rolling son
>>688543193
rerol
>>688543080
Rolling
>>688543075
roll again
>>688543145
Underrated
>>688543193
rollin ollin
Ever suck a cock you didn't like?
>>688542985
if i had a choice to end world hunger, or to fuck you, i'd take your sweet ass all day baby
>>688543022
>>688543300
win
>>688543134
Rollie Pollie Ollie
>>688543075
r0l
>>688543314
rolling
>>688543300
>winrar
>>688543300
Ohhh shit nigger look, DUBS
>>688543300
Winrawr!!!!
>>688543075
Rollerino Albertino
>>688543406
>>688542985
This may be a bit forward, but I must ask. Can I see if your big face wart near your left eye would fit in my urethera?
>>688543300
Fucking do it op. Like omg wtf
>>688543300
If she doesn't reply, I'm done
>Be me
>Kill yourself
>Suck a massive dick
>>688543600
Witnessed
>>688543664
Madman
>>688543664
uno mas? OP plz
>>688543664
how bout u come here and suck on ma chode khiehrstehn
>>688543664
Follow up with
"If not, boy do I have something new for you."
I'm rich.
are you that ugly looking OP?
>>688543878
Roll
>>688543907
>>688543921
>>688543937
>>688543878
Reroll
>>688544034
Fuck off spoodermen
>>688544104
>>688544104
>>688543878
Rolling
Keeping the thread alive dubs decides
>>688544381
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Im here for the SPIDERMEN
>>688544381
''You have lovely hair sweetie"
>>688543878
Might as fucking well
>>688544381
Hey jade
>>688544381
grab that sharpie you used to paint your eyebrows on and insert in pooper
>>688544381
Would be a shame if someone made the red hair white
Zero replies
Rekt thread
>>688544588
winzip
>>688544381
your eyes makes me horny
>>688544381
Do you spend more on eyeliner, eyebrow pencils, or boxed color for your hair?
>>688544381
Oi nigger
This is my thread. Get your own
Nah go for it, I can't get any reply's anyway
>>688544588
win
>>688544381
your parents surely doomed you when they named you Jade, jesus fuck
>>688544588
winrar
>>688539323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
roll
>>688544381 Hey sweetie. this os time to taste my cum, babe :*
>>688544381
Do you like spiderman?
>>688544776
Roll
>>688544696
>>688544687
>>688544639
>>688544629
>>688544588
>>688544564
>>688544549
>>688544539
bumping the thread
>>688544897
>this autistic
>>688542985
i wanna eat your shit. will you shit in my mouth sweetie?
Here come dat boi
>>688544897
>>688544975
>>688544911
nice digits
>>688544897
>>688544897
>>688544381
My asshole is a funny bird. It has a wheel that sounds like a trumpet. Are you trying to dance? I love green zebras with 3 sunglasses in the air.
spoderman thred?
>>688544381
u got shares from a make-up manufacturer or do you just need that amount?
>>688545499
spoderman, yes.
>>688545554
damn so fucking close.
>>688545622
>>688544884
Send
Then you will be snowwhite lol
Then wait few seconds and send
Fuck i did it again, i was too autistee again
>>688546542
roll
>>688546542
roll
>>688546542
>>688546625
>>688546746
I think you should go
>>688546542
I think she is just ignoring it. She was also the only match I had that I wasn't speaking to. Game over
>>688547064
You're still here?
>>688546542
Rolling
>>688547157
I'm a fucking loser.
Never seen such a shit tinder thread.
Literally kill yourself
>>688547398
Feels thread?
>>688547398
Don't be so hard on yourself. Here have a complimentary spiderman
>>688547635
True though
>>688542985
I'm voting Donald Trump
>>688547826
>Saying "True though"
Are you a fucking 15 year old girl or something?
No one at all cares if you send the first message to like 5 bitches. People wanna see an actual conversation, dickloaf
>>688542985
hey bby how stinky is you but hole lol
>>688548180
that
>>688548096
>>688544884
How about a big poop.... in your mouth?
post this to 10 bitches in your matches.
hey sexy what you upto? I've got a bottle of old cum with your name on it ;)
>>688549454
roll for this
>>688548096
>mad faggot OP
>>688542985
Niggers tongue my anus
hey how you doing