>>688523321
Post her and post yourself. You probably think you're worse than you are

shameless self bump

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>>688523680
here's a photo of her, i'm too scared to post a photo of me, cause i might become a bad meme, i am honestly that ugly fam

>>688523321
First and foremost, easy dude, this is not your life playing.
Then, however ugly you may be, wash yourself (every fucking part of your body, including tongues, that part between balls and ass, and between the toes)
And last, just go, be yourself, talk with her. If it is a fail, then be it. But with a little luck, you'll have luck

>>688523321
Fuck, wash yourself AND wear well (forgot that part)

>>688524268
i struggle to even look myself in the mirror fam, there is only a photo of me in the entire internet, i litterally never took another one, i am ashamed of how i look like to the point i'm scared to go outside, i'm going to have an anxiety attack and probably die right in front of her

>>688524464
i only use black so people don't notice me in crowds, and i take around 3 baths in the same day because i'm afraid i smell bad when i go outside.

You should see a psychiatrist for anxiety.

>>688524917
you think i didn't? it only got worse, so i started chewing on my fingers and taking the skin off of my feet, my lips litterally bleed all the time because i keep biting them

JNFJAFUAFJASLKDF

>>688524644
Ok I get the point that you dont like your own appareance
Yet, how you see yourself is irrevelant
Don't forget parfume, teeht and all the crap (this is so fucking important), dress black if you must so, the whole purpose is to go and SEEM to be confident faced to her you got it ?

Post a photo of you and her and we'll see how you two would look.

>>688525366
well, ok, i'll try to, thanks for the advice my dood

>>688525478
This

It's not like an ugly person's never been posted on /b/ before

>>688525478
again, i don't want to become a bad meme
i litterally look terrible, not like crippled terrible, but i'm just the normal ugly, get it?

>>688525616
i'm way too insecure, sorry.

>>688524159
becoming a bad meme is a fucking honor on /b/. sure, it might drive you deeper into depression and eventual tragic suicide, but at least you'll rack up more than a few chuckles from us. after all, the purpose of living is (you) and memes.

>>688525756
If I post a picture of me, will you post a picture of you?

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Kill yourself, lol.

fuck you fag, go play some kancolle and stop that nonsense bullshit.

>>688526003
ok

>>688526073
Black babys

>>688526073
don't you think i've tried it already? i legit wanna kill myself more than anyone, but i'm a faggot and can't do it

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>>688526073

Do you have a kik anon?

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OP as long as you aren't retarded enough to post your name or hers, worst case scenario is you get laughed at for an hour before the threat 404s and everyone goes back to their normal faggoty days. You have way more to gain than you have to lose

Post a picture and a name please OP. We can help

Do you have a skype? I could talk to you and help you on there.

>>688526982
i'm not posting my name on /b/

OP, do you want our fuckin help or not?

>>688527292
not giving my skype

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>>688527366
Forgot to include an obligatory maymay with this post

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Here is me

>>688527366
i can send a picture of part of my face
but i look way younger than i am

>>688527679
Welcome to the club, then. I rarely post my face anyway

>>688527558
Okay that's respectable

>>688527671
B8

>>688527671
This is a fake nigger image for fake niggers

>>688527679
Do it kiddo

>>688528266
ok, i'm gonna do it

>>688524159
>9/10

a confident man makes up for the lack of attractiveness, it also helps if you have money and /or a huge penis. If you have none of these you might as well just try to fuck her before she realizes you're a loser

This is the most beta thread I've ever read

where the fuck is the pic op dont be a fag

>>688528748
Came to say the same, kek

>>688528748
This. Some basic hipster bitch that only looks good on pictures is not a fucking 9/10.

>but it's a 9/10 for meee
Fuck you. Numbers should be objective and she's a 5 to 7/10, tops.

>>688528748
well in my eyes she is a 9/10

>>688529731
doesn't leave much room for actual 8's 9's and 10's

All you gotta do is fake your confidence. It's all about fake confidence. That, and pretending to be funny. Watch how actual funny people that are genuinely good with people do it. Mirror that.

That's how I do it. I'm a 4.5/10 at best, with the right lighting and filters in pictures, and I still manage to get girls through my sheer power of faking my entire being.

Even if you're not the best looking, girls can appreciate a good personality. Most good looking guys are shitbags anyway, since they know they look good and abuse that. Girls who's been treated like shit by those 10/10 guys with a terrible personality will settle for a 3/10 guy as long as they're not a terrible person.

Shave, get okay haircut, wear clean, decent clothes and make sure to bathe and shit. Don't compliment her on looks but things you think she may be insecure of.

>>688529904
thanks dood

I bet your 9/10 is actually a 6.5/10

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So what do you think? Me for real.

>>688530155
post pic of girl

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>>688523321
you better give us a top shelf thread.
been fucking ages

>>688530155
time stamp faggot

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>>688530315
ok....

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>>688530472
don't worry OP, you'll be fine

>>688530472
BALDING HAMBEAST OH LAWD

>>688530607
he's not op, i'm op

>>688530718
I don't see any pics faggot

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>>688530682

>>688530799
i'm afraid to post pics

>>688530892
do it faggot

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Faggots, I'm the real OP and I already banged her. Pic related my uncle took it for us at his condo.

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Do it faggot

>>688531178
no, can't you just take my word and give me the fucking advice?

>>688531332
We need to know what we have to work with here. Give us something.

>>688531332
is your body fine? do you have any major disability that is outside of your skull?

>>688531332
here's some advice, grow a pair of nuts. If you're too beta to stand up for yourself over the internet how can you expect to keep it together in front of an irl female? Cut your losses, buy a fleshlight, and enjoy wizard status you little bitch.

>>688531630
I have one leg shorter than the other and a squint.

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>>688531518
Heres my neck

>>688531807
Cut off whatever facial hair that is

>>688531630
real op here, no, actually i don't

>>688531735
damn that is basically chad status those days, no worries you will be fine...she probably likes your being socially awkward so overdo it that way

>>688531896
yeah, i was going to, i just heven't gone out in 2 days so i haven't shaved

OP HERE.

THAT'S ME AND, I'M 5/10 I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT MY FACE WITHOUT FEELING DISGUSTING.

>>688532003
he is not the real op, i have no fucking disabilities fam

>>688531807
Here's what you do. Grow a huge beard, get ripped, and shave your head. If you can't grow a beard then pay for follicle transplant, then spend your life being awesome and hiding behind facial hair and muscle

Unless your eyes and nose are horribly disfigured, you will be able to knock out plenty of 5s

>>688532099
>5/10

you're a 2/10 and clearly a manlet.

>>688531911
then why worry, just take her in some place that serves sweet food, she will link the endorphines released from sugar to you and sbam you will be fine

>>688532225
not op

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Okay, no more games.
This is me.

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>>688530472

>>688532225
well that boosted my confidence, thanks for the help fucker

>>688533891
No worries now get your hair cut and buy some fucking stilts.

>>688534508
I DON'T HAVE THE TIME DAWG, I HAVE 2 FUCKING DAYS

>>688523321
We cant help you If we cant see what the problem is
Post a pic

>>688535831
a friend of mine posted it but i made him delete it, there is the photo of someone's neck, it's mine

OP will be fine, just panic due to his situation changing but he will brilliantly turn from beta to chad and then come back to post his boners on /b/.
that or will kill himself

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No more games.

That's me.

>>688536372
U like a 5/10 and I'm being generous

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go for a hooker. I was completely beta, couldn't speak with a girl without shaking my hands. I played with one just how i liked, didn't fucking care if she had a good time or not. I saw she hadn't got a good time, that was my first time. But i've played with tits, licked pussy and had blowjob. And i really like it. Tomorrow i'll go for a hooker too, i think if i'll be sober and she will replay =D

>>688536372
Shave yo virgin moustache, fuck boi

>>688536372
Haircut.

>>688536808
fucking faggot thinks he is op, he ain't op, he's just a fat fuck

>>688536756
ahah you are a shame beta, go kill yourself, OP will show his true worth

>>688524159
post a pic of you cmon. we can't help you if we don't know every aspect of your situation, which includes knowing how you look like,.

>>688529897
who gives a shit, he has an actual chance to fuck a girl unlike us, we are left alone and having no friends that find girls for us. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>688537423
i'm way too insecure and a friend of mine already posted it but he deleted, there's a photo of my neck somewhere around this thread

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>>688530472
LMAO she is perfect for you

>>688537673
this ain't her, the first gal posted is, and i'm not that fat fuck

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No more lies, guys.

That's me, and i know that i'm a 10/10.

shes not that hot

>>688531630
Half his brain

>>688537673
lawl 2/10 still

>>688538521
she is incredibly smart and she is cute af, fam, that's all i need.

>>688531807
Shave, be sure to wear nice clothes, be hygienic, shower, all that good stuff, also try not to be awkward or overly cool, just try and act normal

Tell us some stats about your body OP, how much you weigh, how tall all that shit.

>>688538999
ok dood, thank you

>>688536372
Srsly you dont look all that bad, just shave and don't be an awkward nig nog

>>688539066
i'm 1,65m
i used to work out when i was younger
i run around the block almost every day for at least one hour
that's it i guess

>>688539206
thanks dawg, i'm feeling a little bettar about all this now
probably gonna update you all when it's over

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did anyone save the pif? if so post ffs

>>688539768
probably no one did, sorry fam

>>688536372
Shave, get a nice button up shirt, get a haircut and push your hair out of your face and you'll be gucci.

do you have a lot of money OP?

>>688530155
Meh could be worse.

>>688530155
Could be way worse tbh

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OP here, can everyone stop posting fake pics.
BTW, pic related. Is me.

>>688540080
this ain't op, just a fat fuck

>>688540271
>>688540271
this ain't op

>>688540434
you are not op, i am op, but i'd also like people to stop posting fake pics

Don't be a beta fag, talk to her about HER, and talk about what she likes. Because nobody gives a shit about you unless they like you

>>688532065
no, that was a shameful attempt to grow what ever the fuck you were trying to grow.

>>688539659
Go get her anon!!

buy her some fendi and she'll have to fuck

>>688536372
underage b&

>>688541084
not op fam

>>688523321
Go get her fuckin ass anon unless ur a bitch ass nigg..

>>688529673
>>688529731

Beautiful

>>688523321
Tak a shower, wash your hair (use conditioner if you have long hair - that shit makes it soft af, not even gonna lie)
Brush your hair (comb it if short)
Other than that... there's a reason she invited you out on that date. You've made an impression on her, så just continue being yourself man. It's pretty much all you can do. If that seems like it's not working, crack a few jokes here and there and see where it goes.

Remember - it's just one girl. It's not like it's your entire life going down the drain. Be positive about it, and then not everything will go to shit if you fail

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THE SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED, OP SUCKS GIANTS DICKS EVERYDAY!!!!!

>>688529673
Numbers 1-9 are objective
An objective 10 doesn''t exist though - the 10 comes down to subjective matters
So you're mostly right.

>>688532179
>this

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just fucking post the picture so we can have our laugh and get on with our day, its not like the chicks even remotely a 7 anyways

>>688523321
So i guess you didn't video chat on skype.

first one to realize its bait

Ask her if you could poop in her mouth (please)

>>688542879
it's legit dude, i swear